Using a Wok to Reorganize Life and Fly to Immortality Chapter 103
Translated by Serena Love
Edited by Liya
Chapter 103 - Coffee-Flavored Incence and Strawberry Cream Biscuit
In Xiao Muge's Ascension Memorial Island, Su Yu stopped in doubt and took a sniff.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
"No, Second Senior Sister, there is no burnt smell."
"It's the scorched earth left over from a few days ago."
Everyone from Zhiqiong Peak sniffed around and said so.
"Maybe because I ate a caramel-flavored Jasper Turtle chibi."
"..."
Su Yu pressed her eyebrows.
Beef tendon was a special ingredient.
The proportion of collagen was very high. If it was burnt, there would be a more stimulating aroma than other lean meat and fat.
Once she finished eating the tip of the last cone and wiped her hand, the burnt smell had disappeared, as if it had never appeared.
Su Yu glanced at the deep hole in front of her and looked up at the sky.
Zhiqiong Peak's master and apprentices immediately did the same as her.
But nothing was found. The sky was cloudless and the breeze was blowing.
Looking at the sky, everyone couldn't help but feel sad.
Eldest Senior Brother's phone line was really not hanging down at all.
As the master, Taoist Mu quickly cleared up his emotions. "Maybe he's stuck."
'Stuck at ascension. Will he be okay?'
The disciples twitched.
"Maybe he was looking for a place to live."
"That's right. Eldest Senior Brother has only flown up for a few days. I don't know if the accommodation in the fairyland is tight. Does it have a small courtyard? Is there a three-way entry?"
"Maybe you have to stay at the inn for the first few days."
Su Yu was led astray by them.
Now she was thinking about the inn's three meals service.
When she came back to her senses, she didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Okay, let's make the Wi-Fi, cough, incense."
The immortal image. There were two requirements.
The second requirement was incense.
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In the fairyland, Xiao Muge stopped Jasper Turtle from making a sound.
The Jasper Turtle covered its small mouth and pricked up its ears.
"What did you hear?"
"I heard the crispy sound. Master, it was your master biting me."
"..."
Xiao Muge lowered his head, looked at the flood dragon tendons sewn together in his hands and stood up.
'This is useful.'
"Does that flood dragon have any brothers?"
The heinous sinner knew nothing of what was about to happen until he saw a black robe with silver and gold lines on the corners of the robe. Then it heard a nightmarish voice.
"You still have nine brothers who are wreaking havoc in the underworld day by day?"
Evil flood dragon: "...Wait."
"Don't be afraid."
Jasper Turtle stood on Xiao Muge's shoulders, standing akimbo.
"We only use the parts cut from your punishment anyway."
"Wait for your brothers to come and tell them the rules. You can howl, but remember to take a bath first. Don't make yourself smelly."
"..."
Xiao Muge was a little impatient, but he still held back.
The dragon yielded.
He had to be cut three times a day for three thousand years.
"I don't have the patience to repeat it to you many times. I only say it once. If you lose weight, you will be responsible for the consequences."
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'Why did I have to do bad things, why!'
'If you give me another chance, I will definitely be a good dragon!'
Xiao Muge's robes fluttered and he strode back into the hall.
Then he continued to fiddle with the phone line.
He also realized that the telephone line was not long enough. One single coil was too fragile. He was afraid it would be difficult to withstand the thunderstorms of the upper and lower realms.
If he wanted to transport an ingredient basket down, it had to be able to bear more weight. At least he had to increase the thickness of the phone line two or three times.
"Master, is it really possible? It seems that the material of the previous telephone line is not this dragon tendon. If our formula is wrong, can it still be made?"
Jasper Turtle did not understand.
"The telephone line..." Xiao Muge stopped, "Incorporating the materials from the human world and demon world. The two kinds of consciousness and spiritual energy of human and demon can be transmitted along the line without obstacles."
Jasper Turtle held its chin with its small hand. "Oh! This flood dragon once rose to immortality in the human world and then it descended to the world to do evil a thousand years ago. Its spirit body itself has been in both the human and immortal worlds!"
"Yes. Come and taste the wreckage and see what was wrong."
Jasper Turtle: "???"
'Save me!'
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In Xiao Muge's Ascension Memorial Island.
Each chibi statue was so cute and there was a long line of them on a red sandalwood desk.
A small gilt of incense burner was placed in the middle, each with three coffee-flavored Pocky biscuits, which were the 'incense' made by Master Su.
They also found an experienced foreign aid, Xi Quan.
He strictly controlled the time of burning the incense for them, reminded them when the incense was gone and continued testing.
Everyone had a lot to say to their Eldest Senior Brother.
After everyone went forward one by one, the Pocky was getting shorter and shorter.
Su Yu dragged a lounge chair and sat in the back row, biting a stick in her mouth.
The lit incense had a strong coffee smell.
This was the caramelization that was important in culinary chemistry in baking. In the process of continuous heating, the amino acids and fructose-rich coffee beans were degraded and polymerized, resulting in a special aroma that was long and varied like aromatherapy.
"It smells so special."
Xi Quan was a veteran of burning incense.
His oath of three incense sticks per day in the past and six incense sticks per day in the later period came in handy.
He had tried almost every fragrance in the world, but this was the first time he smelled coffee.
Not like the master and apprentices of Zhiqiong Peak, who studied thousands of years worth of books in the library a few days ago. Coffee was always in their hands.
For example, Taoist Mu quickly became a heavy coffee addict.
He gave up spirit tea completely and changed it to coffee. He felt disoriented and weak if he didn't drink a sip every day.
Cultivators were fearless and had great health, so Su Yu let him drink as much as he wanted.
After all, no one slept anyway. They meditated at night.
Everyone was an insomniac.
But even so, Taoist Mu felt that the fragrance of today's three-sticks of coffee-flavored incense was more profound and lingering.
"Well, that's indescribable."
Taoist Mu held the three-sticks of lit incense in his hand and took a deep breath as he watched the smoke drift out.
He really wanted to eat this burning incense.
"It seems to have a faint floral fragrance in it."
Lu Yizhou, a Qin player who was half an artist and half a cultivator, had closed his eyes.
"Fresh and tangy, but slowly became calm. There are also some caramel cream Jasper Turtle statues that I just ate, which are cute and delicious... But after burning for a while, it seems that the fragrance of flowers slowly disappears. There is a woody smell that lingers around the beams."
Xi Quan nodded. "If I had met the aroma of coffee developed by Junior Sister Su earlier, I would have broken my oath."
'Because I want to eat it.'
'In the blink of an eye, isn't it gone?'
Su Yu took a bite of coffee-flavored Pocky, letting the bitterness and sweetness slowly melt in her mouth, and then swallowed.
"Hold on."
"How can incense be eaten? Sin."
Everyone: "..."
"Hey, this taste is really a test of my Dao Heart." Taoist Mu was in pain.
Master Su also quickly walked to her desk with concern.
Not sure if this would help.
She came up with several ideas for the smell of incense, among which coffee was one of the most cost-effective, multi-flavored and long-lasting solutions.
It had more than 600 volatile aroma compounds. Its front and back tones also changed after heating, comparable to spices.
The shades of fragrance were as diverse as women's perfume.
Fruity, floral, honey candy, cardamom spice, pine... and special flavors such as cream.
Once such incense was lit, the Wi-Fi signal should be strong enough, right?
If that didn't work, she would try another variety of strong fragrances - wine.
But she was worried that once it was lit, people on both sides of the sky would be drunk.
Then once the Wi-Fi was established, the people on both sides would not be online.
So the fragrance of wine was only her second choice.
Su Yu thought about it and couldn't help looking at her master and the apprentices of Zhiqiong Peak, who were in front of the incense table, facing the memorial statues.
She coughed lightly and threw the last 'incense' of coffee into her mouth.
Crunchy bite.
She also put her hands together reverently.
She hadn't spoken yet and was thinking of her missing 300+ employees.
That was when she heard a muffled, intermittent low voice ringing in her ear.
"Hello?"
Master Su: "...!"
Su Yu thought she heard it wrong, but soon she heard the second sentence.
"Master, this time the taste is better than last time, at least you can chew it..."
Master Su's occupational disease was triggered. It was a beef tendon!
She immediately blurted out. "Have you blanched it with water? Put the aniseed ingredients and simmer them together on a low heat..."
"What a terrible taste, Master, don't try it with me, zizizizi..."
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Su Yu lowered her head, hurriedly took out three new coffee-flavored Pocky from her storage bag and took a bite. "Hello? Did you hear what I said?"
"Master... zi zi zi..."
The signal seemed to be blown away by the wind.
Master Su lost her mind.
She quickly bit a stick of Pocky again. "Hello?"
"Zizi...mas...ter...difficult...to eat..."
'Good guy.'
'Is this Wi-Fi signal 2G?'
'The sound is not buffering.'
She couldn't help but look around and walked to the mound of dirt built up behind Taoist Mu.
In an instant, the sizzling sound disappeared.
It seemed that she smelled a little beef tendon smell again on the tip of her nose, but she couldn't hear the voice. Instead, her ears buzzed.
"What's the matter, Second Disciple?" Taoist Mu had finished serving the incense and bit the burnt coffee sticks like her, ready to 'send it away'.
The smell made him sink, but just after half a bite, Su Yu started to climb higher.
Su Yu stood on the mound, only to remember to throw out the seven-story Five Elements Secret Pagoda, which was closed when the Zhiqiong Peak team was offering incense.
She stepped into the tower.
The seven-story tower immediately flew towards the sky.
Su Yu lowered her head and looked at the curious Taoist Mu. "I seem to have received Wi-Fi, um, the signal from the fairyland."
"!?"
"It's just too far away and the signal is not strong enough. I'll fly up to shorten some distance."
The coffee-flavored stick in Taoist Mu's hands almost fell to the ground. He hurriedly swallowed it.
'Really?'
'A call from fairyland?'
He looked up at the seven-story tower that was gradually rising and his four Nascent Souls flew out immediately.
"Second Disciple, your teacher will help you!"
The disciples of Zhiqiong Peak also crowded around excitedly. "Really? Then let's continue to light incense and increase the signal strength according to what Second Senior Sister said."
In the blink of an eye, Su Yu rose to the sky.
Every time she flew for a while, she took out a Pocky and put it in her mouth to feed and 'increase the signal'.
But soon, she heard the nine claps of thunder roaring in her ears.
She stopped and listened.
She waited for a long time, but there was no sign of thunder tribulation.
There was a dazzling clear sky above her head, shrouded in white clouds. She was getting closer and closer to the clouds, but there was no trace of thunder calamity.
'It shouldn't be it.'
Light travelled faster than sound.
Generally, the lightning would come first and then the thunder would be heard later.
Su Yu put away the coffee-flavored Pocky in her hand and turned around. The thundering noise disappeared.
She made a subtle change in expression.
This thunder was coming from the other end of the line.
In an instant, her seven-story tower went up.
"Second Disciple, how are you? Is there a signal?" Taoist Mu called her.
Su Yu hummed. "I heard the other party's busy tone."
Taoist Mu: "...?"
Three hundred cute Xiao Muge and Jasper Turtle chibi statues were moved below Su Yu's seven-story pagoda.
Three sticks of 'incense' were plugged in and lit.
A large-scale online site had been established.
The smell of coffee was so strong that it couldn't go away. It was as if they had pushed the door and entered a small coffee beans roasting shop which was brewing a pot of coffee.
"This should be fine, right? Would they need more?"
Hang Wan'er was tangled.
"Enough, there's nowhere else to go."
Taoist Mu did not allow the aroma of coffee to be wasted in this way.
"Look at the statues first. If there is any damage, take it down and eat it."
"...good!"
The coffee fragrance wafted in the wind.
Even Su Yu could smell it a hundred feet above.
But as she flew, she gradually felt the drop in the speed of her ascension.
The downward pressure towards the seven-story tower was increasing.
She looked out of the tower and saw no sign of a telephone line.
The sound of thunder in her ears did not stop, but it gradually became clear as the tower climbed up.
The muffled voices were heard again.
Flying high worked!
"Second Disciple, your realm is not enough. You can't reach the fairyland without transcending the calamity and soaring. You can only get so close."
"You should stop. This seven-story tower is too big. It will be troublesome if it attracts thunder tribulations."
Su Yu also felt that it was almost enough.
But the sizzling sound was connected again.
However, it was a distorted signal.
"Master... the dragon tendons... are all burnt... sixteen..."
Su Yu: "?"
'Dragon tendons?'
Master Su's eyes lit up. She immediately took out something from her spatial storage bag and took a bite.
The seven-story pagoda slanted in an instant and rushed up!
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In the thundering sky.
The thunder punishment once a day fell on the penalty post.
Xiao Muge's action of making the phone line stopped.
There was a sudden numbness in his right shoulder as if something... had bitten him.
He put down the phone cord halfway through and touched his right shoulder.
Jasper Turtle twittered noisily, so it was dropped into a silencing array.
He pressed his right shoulder, which was warm and seemed to melt.
"Hello?"
A clear, bold and firm voice came from his right shoulder.
"I'm coming up. Can you hear me? Hello?"
Xiao Muge stood up instantly.
He took a step outside.
The muted Jasper Turtle in the silencing array was in a hurry with two sets of 'telephone cord' raw materials. "Where are you going, Master? Let me out!"
It fluttered.
Xiao Muge came back.
Then the semi-finished telephone lines in the hall flew into his sleeves.
He disappeared again.
Before he walked out, his sleeve brushed out the silencing array, rolled the Jasper Turtle with him and left with the ingredients basket.
The Jasper Turtle just swayed, stood on his shoulders and saw that they were at the gate of the fairyland where they had arrived before.
Just as it was about to ask a question, it was moved from the right shoulder to the left shoulder.
Jasper Turtle: "?"
'I'm not his favorite turtle anymore.'
'Isn't the right shoulder my place?'
The Jasper Turtle burst into tears, but soon its little hands were stuffed with a ball of semi-finished telephone coils that had been extended.
"I'm going down, so hold on."
"???"
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The seven-story tower stopped in the air.
This was the boundary between the human world and the immortal world.
Even if she flew further up, she could not reach the fairyland.
When Su Yu ate another chibi, the seven-story tower stopped completely.
It was like in the Five Elements Earth Palace. Once entered the formation, all participants were not allowed to fly.
"Then don't fly."
Su Yu didn't force it, but she was sure that the higher up she went, the stronger the signal from the Immortal Realm.
Heaven was just above her head.
Since she couldn't fly, let's build stairs!
So she built a high-rise building.
High-rise buildings required bricks, cement and rebar.
Master Su could only adopt the spirit of a craftsman and build the building layer by layer, using sandwich biscuits.
Make a floor, apply a layer of cement and then lay a second layer.
After drying, apply the cement and put it on another floor.
Su Yu lowered her head and started to operate immediately.
First, she kneaded the dough to make biscuit dough. While it was baking, she started making cement using strawberry filling, cream filling, nougat filling, etc.
The reason for making various flavors was also because of the consideration of not knowing how high the sky was.
In case one type of sandwich 'cement' material ran out halfway through, another could be used.
Master Su was well prepared.
Five barrels of blended strawberry cream, peanut butter... All kinds of cement were placed in her storage bag.
She took out a large, wide biscuit in one hand and placed it on the top of the seven-story tower, then took a spatula in one hand and dug a large piece of marshmallow filling from her storage bag. She spread it thickly and evenly on the 'floor,' then placed another piece of 'floor' aligned with its four corners and pressed it onto the thick sandwich.
"Master, help me blow the wind."
Su Yu took a jade slip and looked down for help.
Taoist Mu immediately sent an exclusive mobile fan to blow on the cement dry.
In an instant, magical treasure light fell from the sky that was so close to her.
Eight treasure lights—this was an eighth-grade high-rise building leading to the fairyland. The first floor was successfully constructed!
Su Yu nodded.
Continue.
For the sake of beauty, each layer was alternately sandwiched with different fillings, neatly spread in the center of the biscuit.
Leaving one or two points around the edges of the biscuits. It was clean and not jeopardizing the structure, giving a space to climb up.
Su Yu built up layer by layer and climbed up layer by layer.
Like a diligent cement worker, shoveling with a spatula, making a layer and going up a layer.
A 100-story 'apartment building' was erected before you knew it.
Su Yu was very fast. Getting further and further away from the seven-story tower in the air.
"God, I can't see Second Senior Sister anymore."
In the deep pit on the ground, Hang Wan'er raised her head. Even though her exercise was in full swing and her spiritual power and consciousness were all concentrated in one eye, she still could not see Su Yu.
She only saw a tall building on the seven-story tower in the thick clouds.
"It's kind of like a stone staircase..."
"My ancestor, Second Senior Sister has even made a stairway to heaven!"
"...!"
What, Senior Eldest Brother was missing?
It was okay. Let's climb up to find him.
Qing Xuan and He Tong, who happened to teleport to the island because they were concerned about the progress, almost fell into a deep pit as soon as they arrived.
'Fuck!'
'How did she come up with this?'
'Will this work?'
'Yes.'
Su Yu was holding a cute, marshmallow-flavored ice cream in the air.
Another ray of light fell under her.
The voice in her ear gradually became clearer.
"Is anyone there..."
She even heard echoes in her ears.
The sound was near. It didn't seem to be through the signal tower, no, the chibi statue.
It was from her forehead.
Su Yu took a spatula, flattened the last strawberry biscuit and tidied up her bangs.
Then she saw a thick silver glow hanging down in front of her eyes.
She reached for it.
In an instant, a silver light lingered around her wrist.
"Second Junior Sister."
Standing in the air, the man who held the 'telephone cord' with one hand and kept descending while the other hand was working hard to weave the 'telephone cord' bowed his head.
His ink-like hair fluttered down.
"What is a chibi?"
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