Using a Wok to Reorganize Life and Fly to Immortality Chapter 104
Translated by Serena Love
Edited by Liya
Chapter 104 - Three Pieces of 'Beef'
The road of ingredient delivery service between the two worlds of the human world and the immortal world had been successfully built.
In the air, one person and one immortal finally met.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
This was an important day for both worlds to commemorate.
Su Yu held a spatula in one hand, a 'cement bucket' hung on her waist, and because her skirt was too long and she thought it would get in the way, she also tied it around her waist.
Below her was a tall building that she built with her own hands.
When she saw Xiao Muge, she built another layer up.
As she stepped on the stairs to look up, the wind blown by Taoist Mu's fan and a little air descending from the fairy world blew across her sweaty cheeks.
This was an image of a hard-working person.
This was a representation of her hard work.
In order to get in touch with him, she forged a staircase to the fairyland.
Be proud!
Xiao Muge pulled the dragon tendon 'phone cord' and looked down, only to feel that his right shoulder, right arm and even a large piece of his chest were slowly melting under the scorching sun.
However, Su Yu looked up and touched her nose. "Chibi is the name of your immortal statue."
"..."
'This name is to praise me?'
Xiao Muge coughed lightly, pulled the phone cord and his ears were hot.
But he finally remembered the business at hand and handed her the basket.
"Second Junior Sister, the fairy world material you wanted."
Master Su's eyes lit up.
Her hard work all the way to build the stairway to heaven was really worth it.
Her hands were shaking as she took the basket.
Then the back of her hand was tapped by Xiao Muge's index finger.
"The other party has just been punished by thunder and there is still some thunder in these ingredients. I will leave some fairy force to help you resist it. Everyone else can't touch it easily."
Su Yu felt a little numb on the back of her hand, which quickly flowed into both of her hands like a breeze.
'This feeling...'
She took a deep breath and took the basket as if she had taken over the peak of her chef career.
"Okay. Don't worry. I'll take care of it."
"Does everyone else in the fairyland eat?"
"By the way, is there enough fairy material? Can it be shipped every day? Will there be any problems?"
Everyone from Zhiqiong Peak rummaged through the books in order to find these answers.
"The Immortal Realm didn't eat before, but later," Xiao Muge gave Su Yu a deep look, "Maybe."
"As for the material..."
He turned his head and glanced up. "I can guarantee a certain amount every day."
Master Su breathed a sigh of relief.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
In the penalty column, the ten flood dragon brothers, who were punished by peeling their skin and cutting their meat every day, all got a chill on the back of their necks.
"It turns out that spiritual materials from the mortal world will turn into ashes when it reaches the fairy world, so the telephone line is broken. I will study the materials of the fairy world. See you tomorrow at the same time."
Su Yu pondered. This answered all her questions.
She took out the jade slip. "Senior Brother, wait. Others might want to come and see you. I'll call them."
Immediately, the master and apprentices of Zhiqiong Peak, who were maintaining the incense below, all went upstairs within three sticks of incense time!
In order to avoid damage to the high-rise stairway, they dared not go up too many at once.
Only two people went up at a time.
"Eldest Disciple," Taoist Mu excitedly squeezed the three sticks of coffee incense in his hand. "See? I burned incense for you and it really works! You came down. Did you smell it?"
Xiao Muge: "..."
Before he could react, the three sticks of coffee incense were inserted between his fingers by Taoist Mu.
"Eldest Disciple, here, these incense are for you. Next time, you can enjoy more."
"Hey, when you arrive in the immortal world, you must also remember to learn new skills. Although you are very smart, don't slack off. Don't think that you are very powerful after a hundred years of soaring. Do you hear?"
Xiao Muge was startled.
"Can other immortals descend to the mortal world? Don't let your second junior sister climb the stairs every day. Don't relax in your morning class and evening work, and learn to descend to the human world as soon as possible, remember."
Taoist Mu taught this apprentice at one point, but he was not willing to let him suffer.
"You hold these incense and the immortal image made for you by your second junior sister..."
Taoist Mu secretly took out two chibis from his arms, one pointing his finger at the sky and the other with his scornful expression.
"These are gestures that your teacher finally fought for you. How about it?"
'This is cute?'
"Oh, things will be damaged when they go to the upper realm, so you can just take a look here. Your teacher will go down first. After you have finished admiring your immortal statue, tell your junior sisters and brothers at the back if there is anything you want to improve. I will ask Hong Yun to make a small change for you later."
"No problem."
Taoist Mu took a deep look at the figure of his first disciple hanging in the air and then went downstairs with his hands behind his back.
Xiao Muge bowed his head and carefully examined the 'chibis' on his hand.
'Second Junior Sister made more than 300 of my images?'
The next group was Hang Wan'er and Wei Zhao.
"Seventh Junior Sister, don't chew on the immortal statue again. It is blasphemy. What should I do if Eldest Senior Brother is angry?"
"No, Eldest Senior Brother won't be angry. All I eat are jasper turtles."
Xiao Muge: "..."
He looked at his right shoulder. Sure enough, he was bitten.
Everyone came up, looked at the celestial appearance of their eldest senior brother from afar and asked many questions.
This concluded the tour for today.
To be precise, the closing time of the heavenly road had come.
The dragon tendon couldn't bear the weight of an immortal for a long time. He couldn't appear in the sky above the human world for a long time.
After a certain amount of time, the dragon tendons snapped.
Xiao Muge returned to the fairyland with the immortal statues of himself and the Jasper Turtle and more than thirty incense sticks.
The immortal statues were immediately damaged just after the Jasper Turtle glanced at them.
But the incense seemed to be burning because of everyone's admiration. It was still there in the fairyland.
The Jasper Turtle rushed up with red eyes and snapped a Pocky incense. His limbs became straight.
This mellow taste… the crunchy, sweet and bitter aftertaste.
The turtle's eyes were wet. "Master, I want to go back."
Xiao Muge held the corner of the table and couldn't help but think of the immortal cave that could be eaten and recalled those faces.
Especially the moon-like woman who built a stairway at the top of a tower.
"Second Junior Sister wants to make snacks and sell them to the fairyland."
Jasper Turtle: ...
'Working again.'
"I will write a questionnaire and you will ask the immortals to fill it out."
"What's that?"
Xiao Muge supported his forehead. "This is what Second Junior Sister told me... market research."
Jasper Turtle: "??"
"Second Junior Sister said she will go to the fairyland to do business only if they have demand."
Jasper Turtle: ...
[1. What do you wish for?]
[2. What do you want?]
[3. What flavor do you like?]
The immortals soon got such a questionnaire.
'What does this mean?'
'Is this the hobby of the new Immortal Venerable?'
'If we don't fill it in, will we offend him?'
'How to fill it in?'
Immortal life was very long. They had long lost their mortal desires.
If there was anything they wanted, they just hoped that their daily duty time was shorter, the work was less and they would be upgraded from human immortals, to earth immortals and then to heavenly immortals.
Each level had different benefits.
For example, Xiao Muge, who got the level of a heavenly immortal as soon as he arrived, was assigned a huge mansion with a courtyard and an alchemy refining room.
There were also Hundred Birds Garden and Thousand Immortal Grass Garden under his name, complete with no less than a thousand immortal guards that he could dispatch.
If the history of Immortal Venerable Xiao was recorded in the mortal world, after many years, his admirers would soar. They could even worship him directly in Immortal Venerable Xiao's mansion. Once they arrived in the immortal world, they would have a position and receive immortal wages.
They were envious.
It would be a shame when their descendants fly up.
'I finally saw you, Patriarch. I read your story of becoming an immortal and I admire you very much.'
'Okay, I'll show you my little room.'
'...'
The earth immortals and the human immortals dared not imagine this situation.
"Hey, His Royal Highness Jasper Turtle, this little one does not expect Immortal Venerable to help my descendants soar. Whether it can be done or not, it is their own luck. Just let them rely on themselves. Otherwise, how can they help Immortal Venerable?"
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"Oh, the one who uses the chessboard is the descendant of my Zhu family? I hope she can rely on herself and work hard."
None of them had any intent of helping their mortal descendants.
They didn't want to establish too close contact with their descendants or go down to earth in a dream or something.
Otherwise, what should they do if their descendants ask where they live in the Immortal Realm? How were they treated and where were they ranked?
Those who didn't even own a single-family manor, their old faces would be gone.
Jasper Turtle failed in the first round of market survey of the interactive package with the human world.
The immortal world needed: None.
As for what Su Yu refined to make the immortals stronger, even the Jasper Turtle never thought about it.
After all, it was impossible for pills from the mortal world to transform an immortal body.
As soon as it reached the fairyland, it would be completely destroyed.
But some immortals smelled the aroma of coffee coming from the mouth of the Jasper Turtle. They suddenly felt that their immortal body was completely awoken.
"What is this?"
"Incense."
Incense from the human world was constantly being passed on to the immortal world.
But the difference was huge.
After it floated up and ascended layer by layer, it was already very good to have one wisp left when they reached their respective immortals.
Even more, none of these immortals cared about their descendants in the human world.
After all, thousands of years had passed. Their descendants had only a few records of them.
Their voices and appearances had long since faded from the memory of their descendants, leaving only a name.
Their incense was so weak and pitiful.
They didn't care much in the past.
Too little, too cluttered, too chaotic.
But when they saw the Jasper Turtle with their own eyes chewing the three sticks of incense and the fairy energy on the entire turtle shell became more condensed.
The immortals shook.
"This is... delivery service plan that the Immortal Venerable talked about?"
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In Zhiqiong Peak.
"Is this the immortal... tendon brought down by Eldest Senior Brother?"
Master and apprentices didn't dare to act rashly. They all froze around a shiny vegetable basket.
"Be precise, Junior Brother," Wei Zhao said solemnly, "This is the tendon of punished evil immortals. Their immortal bodies and hearts have been polluted to a certain extent, so they are punished every day."
"Because of this, Eldest Senior Brother can take it down and give it to us. This is a big matter. Please don't spread it out."
Taoist Mu swallowed.
It really couldn't be spread outside. This basket was not big enough for people in Nanxun to share.
"Second Disciple, you really want to make this a snack-"
When he turned around, he didn't find her.
Su Yu was in her room, pondering the business of the fairy world.
The establishment of the road of delivery proved that the business channel between the two worlds could be established.
Once a healthy market mechanism was formed in the two worlds, immortal stones and spirit stones would circulate naturally. The two worlds' spiritual and immortal energy could continue in a normalized cycle of transactions in a harmonious condition.
But what could the human world sell to the fairy world?
The materials in the human world would be damaged when they reached the fairy world.
The trade road was there, but the commodity was not available.
Su Yu touched the light on the back of her hand.
She was thinking and returning to the small kitchen.
"Everyone brainstorms together. I'll make a dragon mix first to nourish everyone's brain."
"...!"
The items in the basket were the tendon, blood, and the upgraded version of the tripe—three pieces of flood dragons.
Su Yu rinsed them with water and kneaded them while rubbing. She had a certain understanding of the soft and hard texture of the ingredients.
She was going to use the three-piece clay pot method to deal with this basket of miscellaneous things.
It took a full day before she came out with a steaming clay pot covered in sweat.
The master and apprentices of Zhiqiong Peak immediately held their jade bowls and chopsticks reverently, waiting to be fed.
The stew was mixed with chunks of garlic, chopped peppers and boiled ginger seed oil. The simmered dragon tendons were almost transparent, curled, but still full like a condensed amber.
It was dipped in a stew made of spicy oil stock. The tendons full of collagen trembled lightly on the tip of the chopsticks.
It seemed that if you touched it, it would melt.
Because there were more monks and less porridge, each person could only get one chopstick.
[T/N: "There are more monks and less porridge" is a saying, meaning a lot of people but not enough resources.]
To prolong the experience of happiness, they rolled it in a circle of rice and ate it with rice grains.
The completely different double textures, soft and waxy, with the special aroma of fresh spicy and woody ginger seed oil, completely let the tip of the tongue melt in the warmth.
They couldn't taste any fishy smell. The heat was just right so that it was crisp, soft and smooth but not mushy.
Then they clipped a piece of dragon blood tofu that was cut thinly, pressed and even folded together.
They took another bite of the elastic tripe. The beautiful texture on the surface hooked the essence of the broth and burst out a heat wave with every chew.
It was like fairy music.
Sometimes loud, sometimes lingering, sometimes soft.
Taoist Mu's mouth was full of oil. He poured this small bowl of stew soup soaked with immortal energy on his rice.
He ate them one by one and felt the deliciousness.
'What?'
They were brainstorming on how to open the business of the two worlds.
But they forgot it all.
The rice soaked in the soup had become like fairy rice. Each grain was shiny and delicious.
The master and apprentices of Zhiqiong Peak cooked a large bucket of rice and ate it all with three pieces of flood dragon stew in a small pot.
Usually, they didn't eat like this.
But now, they were almost fighting for the last bit of soup.
After eating, they did not feel that the stew was rich in spiritual energy or had an epiphany that would advance them.
But they couldn't stop and their faces were full of satisfaction.
A high-quality ingredient and the mythology behind it brought absolute enjoyment to diners.
Su Yu smiled.
But as she ate, she gradually realized that something was wrong
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"Master, it's incredible!"
The Jasper Turtle rushed into the fairy hall.
"The dragon on the punishment post in the back is spitting out human words and the voice of your master, Taoist Mu!"
Hearing this, Xiao Muge stopped what he was doing.
He immediately teleported to the back garden with the Jasper Turtle.
Since the Jasper Turtle knew that Taoist Mu ate the damaged immortal statue whose aura was exhausted, the Jasper Turtle forgave him for biting in order to get in touch with the human world.
At this moment, Jasper Turtle was very angry at the evil dragon who dared to speak with the voice of Taoist Mu.
It went back to the back garden with Xiao Muge and stayed still.
The ten evil flood dragons, which were tied side by side, had not yet reached the punishment time today, but they were chatting as noisy as the market.
"I don't know if your eldest senior brother will bring three new pieces of flood dragons tomorrow. Seventh Disciple, save some food."
"Yes, Seventh Junior Sister, you already have three bowls of rice. After all, it's something from the fairy world. It's a blessing to eat it slowly."
"Fourth Senior Brother, don't just talk about me. I don't eat as much as Third Senior Brother!"
"Don't waste it. Second Senior Sister cooked so much white rice. Otherwise, will you throw it away?"
"Put it in my mouth! Second Senior Sister, look at Little Sixteen, ah~"
Xiao Muge and the Jasper Turtle looked at the ten 'ventriloquist' evil flood dragons.
The evil dragons also stared at them with terrified grape-like eyes.
Help, they were not the ones who were talking!
Suddenly another body made a sound!
"Quiet, listen to your second senior sister. Brainstorm and discuss the fairyland market."
"Don't be noisy in the meeting."
The other nine dragons also heard the voices of Zhiqiong Peak's junior brothers and sisters in the air.
"Yes, Master."
The eyes of these ten evil dragons were anxious.
Soon they all emitted some smoke, in which the watery blackness slowly revealed the figures of Taoist Mu and his disciples.
They were all holding a rice bowl, swiping each other with chopsticks and saying things.
Xiao Muge raised his eyebrows.
This was a wireless... phone?
---
"Master, brothers and sisters, I have received an order for three hundred incense sticks from the fairyland."
"Is Second Junior Sister there?"
Second Junior Sister, Su Yu, never expected this.
The owners of the three pieces of evil dragons were still alive and well in the fairyland.
When Zhiqiong Peak disciples ate their internal organs, they had a direct connection with the dragons' real bodies.
In turn, they became multi-person conference calls.
"It turns out that incense can be enjoyed."
Su Yu touched her chin and saw the appearance of the dragons through the dragon stew on Taoist Mu's chopsticks.
She touched the silver 'telephone wire' that she took from Xiao Muge and hooked her wrist.
"Since that's the case, can the supplies for worshiping also be conveyed to the upper realm?"
Everyone immediately took this multi-person conference call and expressed their opinions.
It didn't take long to have plans for tomorrow.
---
On the second day, Su Yu carried her core team to the high-rise delivery road.
Then she cooked on the spot.
A sweet and sour crucian carp with the head and tail left, a whole boiled chicken and a whole roasted suckling pig with a bright golden color - the standard worship's three animals: chicken, fish, pig.
It was placed on the desk at the top of the stairway.
Pork in the center, chicken and fish on the sides.
Not long after, the three sticks of coffee incense were inserted.
Xiao Muge hooked the phone line and slowly floated down.
---
Xiao Muge's Immortal Mansion was empty.
However, ten voices filled with righteous indignation resounded in the back garden.
"Brothers, we must rebel!"
"This is not a pain that a dragon can endure!"
"Daily cutting—and now we are forced to be a conference call."
Ten flood dragons' tears flowed.
"Whether we are sleeping or daydreaming, people may call at any time and we must answer."
"It's 24/7!"
The ten evil dragons couldn't stand it and plotted to escape.
But soon... a black figure flew over their foreheads.
There was a smell of 'takeaway' and the grease dripping from the gap in the basket to their foreheads.
They stretched out their tongues and licked, and they were all shocked.
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