Using a Wok to Reorganize Life and Fly to Immortality Chapter 102
Translated by Serena Love
Edited by Liya
Chapter 102 - Coffee and Signal Tower Incense
The hanging silver-like telephone line gradually disappeared into the sky.
The people from Zhiqiong Peak stood there. When they saw the fairy-like radiance, they exclaimed in surprise.
"Ah, Eldest Senior Brother... phone..."
"Ah, we lost Eldest Senior Brother!"
Everyone cried and panicked.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
Even Su Yu couldn't keep her composure.
'Kitchen staff: -1.'
"Second Senior Sister, Eldest Senior Brother has undertaken several important positions, such as legal affairs, express delivery... There were more than 300 of his clones."
'Kitchen staff: -300++.'
The pain came to Master Su's heart.
Su Yu took a deep breath.
He Tong, the head of Nanxun, and the elders of various factions all came to congratulate Taoist Mu, but they were frightened by the expressions of the master and apprentices of Zhiqiong Peak.
"Congratulations."
"Hey."
"..."
"In Immortal Realm, our eldest senior brother won't be lonely alone, right?"
"If he buys immortal materials himself, Eldest Senior Brother will not be able to make them and he can't ask Second Senior Sister."
"He's not friendly enough. That kid is difficult to deal with. Hopefully, he won't be bullied."
"This is the end. The heavenly thunder is so fierce. The fairy world must not be easy to mess with."
"Eldest Senior Brother still has more than 300 things to do on our side. It will be too boring to go to the fairy world. He might suddenly lose his goal of immortal life."
Everyone: "..."
The retreating elder, He Ku, was thinking hard for a moment. Then, he decided to go back to his yard and retreat again.
He didn't want to listen to these disciples.
Ascension was a great joy. How could it be the same as suffering?
Zhiqiong Peak's master and apprentices were distressed for a while but still showed a smile after this catastrophe.
'Successful ascension~'
'At least he is fine.'
If it really didn't work, just wait for them to fly and send the phone line up.
"Each of us will go up and make a telephone line. Is it feasible to connect them together?"
Su Yu listened to them for a while and thought that maybe it could be done. Would they need a signal tower to connect?
She thought about it seriously, but before she came up with anything, there was an endless stream of guests visiting her.
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After the war between humans and demons, Master Su's seven-story ancient secret palace tower and mobile elixir trucks officially settled in the seven major cities of the demons.
More and more demons grew meridians. The seven dragon balls fairy grass jelly had optimized the demonic energy. Just like human cultivators, newborns had established a cultivation life of absorbing demonic energy and running circles of exercises in their bodies.
The concentration of demonic energy in the demon realm gradually decreased as these tens of thousands of demons absorbed it together.
The dark world had gradually ushered in the optimal environment and it became full of vitality.
Nowadays, the demons also had a special industrial chain, mainly fermented foods, such as fermented bean curd, stinky tofu, cheese, etc. Relying on this, they opened up trade with the human world to get Foundation Establishment Pills, Nascent Soul pills and others.
Each of the seven demon cities had an open passage leading to the human world.
Some demons also went to play in the human world, cough, work part-time, in exchange for some special products of the human world.
The high-traffic channel that Su Yu predicted earlier when they entered the demon world turned out to be the transit place with the largest traffic of humans and demons, with countless humans and demons passing through every day.
The business of mobile elixir trucks was booming.
Right now, people and demons were in harmony, but Su Yu's kitchen team couldn't rest for a few days.
"Master Su, Shuilingmen wants a set of Ascension and Tribulation Kits."
"Sister Su, are there any leftovers for the Ascension Package?"
"Sister Su, sell me a copy..."
On the fifth day after Xiao Muge's ascension, every human and demon finally transitioned from the ecstasy of 'we can soar now' to the ecstasy of 'Master Su's package can actually handle the thunder tribulation'.
They all were looking for Su Yu.
As a result, when they reached the seven-story tower, they saw only the five spirits and a few demon confidants that were maintaining order.
The core team of Zhiqiong Peak was not there.
Only a few junior brothers and sisters stayed behind. "In recent days, we have all been in the library with Second Senior Sister. We devote ourselves to reading the classics. The disciples took turns returning to Zhiqiong Peak to be on duty."
"?"
"Second Senior Sister said that in order to build a signal tower between the two worlds, she must first figure out what the fairy is and where the fairy world is..."
'Zhiqiong Peak is still looking for the Immortal Master Senior Brother?'
'Fly up by yourself, can't you?'
"Second Senior Sister doesn't want to ascend for the time being. If the environment in Immortal Realm is bad and she can't come back from the calamity, wouldn't she regret it? We all think it makes sense."
"..."
'How does it make sense? That is fairyland, okay?'
Everyone couldn't figure it out and even wanted to enter the library to find Master Su.
However, the library had always been an important place within the sect, where the cultivation methods of the sect were kept. It was not open to the public.
The elders of each faction had to ask Qing Xuan to be a lobbyist. The younger generation of disciples, such as Shui Qianxi, found Qian Qingqiu, a Qin cultivator who had a little friendship with Su Yu.
Qian Qingqiu had rarely left Yuqiong Peak since the Five Elements Palace event.
He stayed behind in the sect at that time. Through the projection array, he saw the performance of Su Yu, Jin Haotian and the others in the Five Elements Palace. He deeply realized the gap between himself and their cultivation.
Since then, he had often retreated and rarely came out.
However, he also joined in the big events, such as the battle between humans and demons, and Xiao Muge's tribulation. Then he was struck again.
Xiao Muge, who became a Golden Core at the same time as him, rose to immortality.
In just one year, he became immortal.
Qian Qingqiu began to retreat and struggled again. Now he was entrusted with this duty. He couldn't laugh or cry.
"Don't you have the contact information of her jade slip? And Yu Dong? My junior sister Zhu Ying is also in the library. You can contact them."
"I tried, but no reply."
The demon world representative also called them, but no one answered.
Now Qian Qingqiu was starting to worry. Did something happen?
He hurried to the library with everyone's orders.
[How is it, Brother Qian, is Master Su okay?]
[Treasurer Yu Dong didn't return my jade slip message. He wouldn't be hurt by looking at the records non-stop?]
[Comfort them. Don't worry about Immortal Master Xiao. Look up to the sky. Sooner or later, we have to soar. Master Xiao is just one step ahead. After we all go up, will Master Su be afraid that the environment of the fairy world is not good?]
[Yes, ask them not to be too anxious, pay attention to their bodies, and come out of the library.]
'Anxiety?'
'Worried?'
Qian Qingqiu looked at the people of Zhiqiong Peak, who were feasting at the moment. Finally, he found Su Yu, who was reading leisurely on the deck chair on the top floor of the Library Pavilion, holding a jade slip.
The hem of her moonlight skirt slid from the chaise lounge to the ground. The breeze blew from the four electric fans of Taoist Mu.
On the left side of the reclining chair, a fluffy, chubby Xiong Feng was lying on its back, holding a maple lollipop to lick.
On the right, there was a small coffee table.
There was a cup of cold brewed vanilla coffee with thick milk foam on the top of the cup.
Next to it was a three-tiered dessert stand with sandwiches, plum cakes and cream puffs.
Su Yu didn't move much, but it was the opposite for Xiong Feng. Xiong Feng stretched out its paw from time to time, took one item from the top of the dessert stand and quickly stuffed it into its mouth, covered its cheeks and ate so much that both bear feet swayed on the chair.
It was quiet and serene.
Very comfortable.
Qian Qingqiu didn't know how to reply to these jade slips that asked him about the situation.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
"Uncle Mu, Sister Su..." He explained his intention.
Su Yu did not get up from the reclining chair. She turned the page of the jade slip, took a sip of coffee, then raised her head. "Then they should line up first and record the order. For the time being, our core team, we are all on vacation."
"Vaca... tion?"
Su Yu nodded.
Usually, the catering industry was open all year round. At most, there was no New Year's Eve dinner or time off during the Spring Festival.
What was more, she had thugs, no, she had helpers.
The five spirits were open for business.
"Our core team will take a break for the time being. Make future plans, engage in innovative dishes, ahem, innovative pills and magic weapons."
Su Yu supported her forehead.
After the battle between humans and demons, human cultivators finally no longer had an imminent danger.
The ancestors of Nanxun also left the retreat. The days of fighting and killing were over for the time being.
Recently, her focus of work had shifted to research and development, mainly around the new map of fairyland.
Xiao Muge's ascension not only cost her important employees but also brought her new problems.
As the head chef, Su Yu had to consider the direction of her brand in the next hundred years.
Was she satisfied with the status quo and aimed only to be prosperous in the lower realm? Or learn the latest technology in the first-tier city (fairyland), introduce high-end ingredients (fairy ingredients), establish good mutual assistance with the first-tier city, and even get her brand up there.
To do this, she needed some market research and dish analysis.
For this topic, their core team had been working hard in the library for five days.
Yu Dong swallowed a brain-boosting 'tuna sandwich' in his hand and drank the bitter but refreshing coffee elixir.
He sighed in satisfaction and said. "Our current business is very sought after. The seven-story tower and mobile elixir trucks are bursting every day. The sales and order of classic elixir and magic weapons will not last, but the five spirits have already felt the aura of this world. Over time, it has gradually become thinner."
Taoist Mu sighed. The four fans in his body blew cool wind in all directions.
"Everyone can cultivate. The spiritual energy between heaven and earth will not be enough if things go on like this. Beasts will gradually become rare. Nowadays, the fourth and fifth-grade beasts found by the secret realm team are decreasing day by day."
"It is obviously impossible to refine elixirs and magic weapons to make people constantly soar."
Qian Qingqiu frowned. "That's true."
Seeing the example of Xiao Muge's ascension, the various factions rekindled the hope of becoming immortal.
But it was clear that the aura of the human world could not support the soaring of all elites of each faction.
Under the operation of the mobile elixir trucks and the seven-story tower, more and more people had improved their talents and realms. They had become major players in absorbing spiritual energy.
"So, Second Senior Sister thought about what we should do after a hundred years."
Wei Zhao explained the classics of the sect from five hundred years ago that he held in both hands, under the influence of coffee.
There was also a mint sticker on his head.
"I have seen the changes in spiritual energy over the past few hundred years. According to the derivation, it will last for ten years at most. The seven-story tower will have to stop selling elixirs."
They had to fix this problem.
There were currently two directions.
1. Continue to operate, import fairyland ingredients and replenish human spiritual energy from the outside.
2. Go to the fairyland and open a shop in the fairyland.
But both directions had their own problems.
First, was the immortal energy in the immortal world inexhaustible?
"If we can get in touch with Eldest Senior Brother," Hang Wan'er thought, "we can ask him to purchase the spiritual materials from the fairy world, but will he be in short supply? Will the cultivation of the fairies be affected?"
Second, if everyone soared to the Immortal Realm and built a seven-story tower, the focus of their core team would leave the human realm, allowing the cultivation balance of the human realm to self-adjust.
This was also problematic.
Su Yu touched the soft fur of Xiong Feng on the reclining chair and closed her eyes.
If they go to the fairyland, do the immortals eat?
Master Su encountered a major career crisis.
She felt like she was going to be eliminated by the times.
So Su Yu spent the past few days studying the fairy world in the library.
The rest were also thinking about it day and night.
They worried about the life of their eldest senior brother in the fairy world, the future of human cultivation, the problem of eating pills and the future of the seven-story pagoda. Therefore, the master and apprentices of Zhiqiong Peak were in a lot of contemplation.
"So, it's imminent to make a phone call to reconnect with Eldest Senior Brother." Hang Wan'er said while standing akimbo.
Qian Qingqiu couldn't help but sit down and also became worried.
His personal cultivation problems seemed to be set aside. "What progress have you made now? How can I help you?"
Taoist Mu rolled his eyes angrily and waved his hands towards the library. "Library management is too bad. The parts that record the immortals are not sorted into categories. There are three floors that have not been turned over."
Qian Qingqiu joined immediately. He picked up the books they had not finished reading. "I'll help you."
Everyone started reading.
The outside world was dumbfounded.
Qian Qingqiu went in, Qing Xuan went in, and they all disappeared.
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Three days later.
Lu Yizhou ate a cup of yogurt. After being jolted by the sourness, he summed up the information at hand.
"I have a total of thirteen books that record immortals descending to the world. But most of them are dreams of immortality and I don't know if they are made up."
Su Yu pressed her eyebrows.
She saw it too, but what was the use?
Beginning the day before yesterday, she put the small seal of the peak master of Zhiqiong Peak on her bedside.
But she didn't dream of anything.
The Son of Buddha beat his wooden bell. "I read hundreds of scriptures. Can we try to build a golden statue for Senior Brother Xiao? Build a temple and collect incense, maybe he can have the passage to the lower realm and convey his fairy thoughts."
Taoist Mu nodded, "Taoists will also put some god pictures and murals. In some places, there are also statues."
Su Yu's eyes lit up.
How to build a communication tower to receive and transmit signals, she had an idea.
'So the key to the communication tower is a golden statue?'
'The incense of believers is the Wi-Fi that allows the two worlds to communicate?'
Master Su immediately sat up from her reclining chair.
"Makes sense."
Make a monument to this top ten employee. No, her senior brother.
"It has to be built at the place where he ascended for cultivators who want to become immortals to visit and inspire their faith in cultivation."
Su Yu pondered. "What flavor does he like?"
'Gingerbread man, or carrot, or white-jade tofu?'
Zhiqiong Peak's master and apprentice all stood up immediately.
"I'm going to look for the orientation book that Eldest Senior Brother asked me to copy."
"I'm looking for Eldest Senior Brother's preference for setting up the room of magic weapons."
"Teacher will look for his handwritten letters."
"Then we are responsible for recalling what pill did Senior Brother Xiao use first—"
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"Master, we finally came up and flew for a long time. Is this one day in the sky and one year on the ground?"
The Jasper Turtle was now covered in silver, like white jade. It was not used to it.
Xiao Muge pursed his lips and looked at the phone cord in his hand.
It had become ashes. The moment the silver line stepped into the fairy gate, it burned out in an instant.
The Jasper Turtle stiffened. "Material from the mortal realm cannot enter the upper realm."
Xiao Muge looked at the storage bag around his waist. It was disappearing little by little.
He formed an immortal seal like a ball of light, sealing them up and stopping them from disappearing.
But black ash was still black ash. The shape of the mortal world could no longer be seen.
Time couldn't turn back.
One person and one turtle were stiff.
"Lord, you are finally here."
At the entrance of the ascension passage, at a shining immortal gate, four immortal generals in silver-grey armor greeted Xiao Muge.
They were completely different from what Hang Wan'er and the others were worried about. They didn't bully Xiao Muge because he was not friendly enough. In fact, they were very respectful.
"We have been waiting for you for a whole year. From the day when the thunder condensed, we have built an Immortal Venerable Mansion for you, but you haven't passed the calamity for a long time. We thought it must be because you didn't like it. Your mansion has been renovated three times!"if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
The four immortals almost cried.
Jasper Turtle: "..."
"You are born with immortal roots and become immortal in a hundred years. Once you reach the immortal world, you are at the highest level of Immortal Venerable. You have a mansion and a thousand immortal soldiers assigned to your name. My Lord, please come with us."
The Jasper Turtle sighed.
'It is more interesting to build a house yourself.'
Xiao Muge turned his head and looked at the vortex leading to the human world.
Behind the word "Immortal" on the stone tablet, there was a striking warning sign.
"My Lord, going to the lower realm is absolutely impossible. Your fairy body is not something the mortal realm can bear."
"This way is impossible. If you fall, it might kill or injure ten thousand people."
Xiao Muge's eyes turned from himself to Jasper Turtle.
Jasper Turtle: "...I'm pretty light, no, Master, do you have to treat me like this and throw me down?! Wait, we must have other ways to get in touch with them. Think about the phone... don't act rashly!"
Xiao Muge then looked away from the turtle and swept his gaze towards the four immortal generals.
"Lead the way."
"Bring everything you can eat."
Immortal Generals: "...?"
Jasper Turtle breathed a sigh of relief and coughed. "What he means is, um, there are no edible things in the mansion you sent, so bad reviews. Give a sample of all kinds of edible things. Come on. Speed is the key."
Immortal Generals: "..."
'Does the newly arrived Immortal Venerable have a bloodline of the ancient gluttonous beast?'
After three sticks of incense, the news spread in the fairyland.
"Have you heard? The Immortal Venerable that we have been waiting for a long time is cold and cruel. As soon as he came, he went directly to Zhuxiantai and Immortal Punishment Pillar to observe the punishment."
"Ah? Why is it different from what I heard? I heard that he released a tenth-grade magic phoenix and black flood dragon that had to suffer from cramping and skinning every day."
"Nonsense, he didn't release it, but he brought it back to his fairy mansion. You are behind the news."
"Ah, is that okay? They all committed heinous crimes."
"Back then, the black flood dragon did a lot of evil after ascending to immortality, which led to the mutation of the demon race in the human world. Millions of mortals died because of this. Since that day, the dragon has been tied to the pillar every day. He is punished by digging his heart and peeling his skin every day, and also the pain of thunder calamity. Such a crime, it is not an exaggeration to be punished for thousands of years."
"What about now?"
"Now this new Immortal Venerable said that since the dragon was cut and peeled every day, don't waste it. Go to his house and pull it out for him to make a telephone line."
"...???"
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At Zhiqiong Peak, in the human world.
Su Yu took the core team of the back kitchen, and then they travelled between the Thunder Tribulation Deserted Island and Zhiqiong Peak every day.
Hong Yun, a master of talismans, had drawn several versions of the heroic drawings of Xiao Muge's ascension day.
But Taoist Mu kept rejecting it.
"What is in his left hand?"
"It was the broken wall of the gingerbread house that day. He bit down half of it."
"...Nonsense, when he made this move that day, he obviously ate the omelette and cocoa pudding."
"Hey nonsense! That pen is for you. You draw it yourself!"
From the monument to the statue, there was an endless debate on Xiao Muge's posture.
As for his face, it didn't matter.
When cultivators soared, they didn't care about these appearances.
But what you ate mattered.
What to eat to survive the calamity was very important.
Su Yu couldn't understand. However, because of these quarrels, she made seventeen or eighteen chibis.
[E/N: Serena Love originally translated “chibis” as “cuties”. However, I feel that “chibi” is more suitable. For those who do not know what a chibi is, here’s the link for your reference: https://www.dictionary.com/e/pop-culture/chibi/]
Yes, the statue has been discussed by everyone and was ready to be made into a much cuter version.
Because according to the memories of the onlookers that day, Xiao Muge and Jasper Turtle were both destroyed by the thunder tribulation. It was not until the end that they rebuilt their immortal bodies.
But the left and right were half open, which was very unsightly.
Su Yu just wanted to make a neat upper bust.
However, everyone disagreed. They had to pursue a sense of brokenness to highlight the 'not easy' part of this first ascension in three hundred years.
Broken feeling... Master Su thought of the genie.
Rub the magic lamp and the magic smoke emerged from the lamp - ice-cream cone shape. The lower body is a cloud of smoke and only the upper body could be seen.
Everyone agreed.
So it became a cute and multi-shaped statue.
The lower body had been destroyed by the thunder tribulation, gradually disappearing into ashes, just like the lower part of the cone.
Only the heroic appearance of the upper body allowed them to remember, like the ice cream part of the cone.
Master Su figured it out.
"Then make multiple looks."
Everyone had a different picture of Ascension Heroes in their hearts.
Therefore, the chibis had a variety of flavors.
Why couldn't an immortal have a variety of sculptures?
Therefore, three hundred different avatars appeared.
The entire Bingling Sect participated in the production of this monument.
The wind system was mainly composed of Taoist Mu, who also participated in the core operations such as stirring the cream.
In the end, various Xiao Muges with 'broken feelings' emerged. Some with jasper turtles on their shoulders, some holding cocoa fragments, some holding telephone lines, some pointing to the sky, slowly flying shapes... Pink, blue, green, white, brown and multi-colored chibis stood in various places on the desert island.
A little sweet.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
Taoist Mu couldn't hold back. When Hong Yun made one of his eldest apprentice's statues that he didn't like very much, holding a huge jasper turtle, cute and multi-shaped, he angrily took a bite, trying to destroy this statue.
In the end, with a click, he bit into the rich mango fruit-flavored golden ice cream.
The whole layer below, the crispy and burnt cone was a magical experience he had never tasted before.
Crisp, crisp, crisp. Bit into the mouth. It was fragrant, accompanied by the mellow and rich iced milk sweetness. The cone would melt with chewing.
It was delicious.
Especially towards the end. The more crispy the egg cone was, the more delicious it became.
Just when the front gradually felt sweet and greasy, the crispy cone subtly became the main flavor, neutralizing the sweet and sour in the beginning.
As he gnawed, he had the aftertaste of the second spring.
One more!
Hong Yun: "...you feel...are you alright?"
"It feels a bit great." As soon as he finished speaking, Taoist Mu was startled.
It was over!
He held his head momentarily. "Don't tell my Second Disciple. I ate a signal tower memorial treasure!"
"There were three hundred in total and now there is one missing. Do you think you can hide it?"
"Yes."
Taoist Mu was so confident.
"My second disciple is very busy!"
When Su Yu finished resting in the afternoon, she raised her eyebrows when she glanced at the scene.
"What about the mango flavor?"
A dish was missing. The chef could see it at a glance!
Taoist Mu: "...I didn't eat it."
"..."
"Ah!"
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In the Immortal Realm.
The Jasper Turtle rolled over from its soft bed and fell on the jade floor.
"Master, I dreamed that your master ate me!"
"He's still talking that he wants to eat another one! It's mango-flavored. I don't know if cocoa-flavored is better..."
The Jasper Turtle fell on its back. Its limbs danced in a panic.
"Your master is terrible. Has he always disliked me?"
How could it have such a dream?
Before immortality, it seldom dreamed.
Taoist Mu really didn't like it. Jasper Turtle could feel it!
It rolled over sadly and sat up, propping its forehead with its small hands.
But after talking for a long time, there was no one in the hall.
"Huh, Master?"
It suddenly slid its limbs and climbed outside the bedroom in one step.
Then it saw a figure beside a night pearl, still threading needles and struggling with telephone lines.
"Not yet?"
"Soon."
"What are they? Are they scorched by lightning?"
The Jasper Turtle bowed its head.
"..."
'Failed.'
Xiao Muge's hands froze.
The plate quickly flew away from the Jasper Turtle.
He lowered his head and continued to study it, but halfway through, he stopped.
Why did someone seem to be calling him?
'Chibis... more?'
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"I tell you, if you steal more of your senior brother's chibis, bah, the monument signal tower," Su Yu said angrily, "Just do it yourself."
She was indignant, took a thumb-shaped sweet taro flavor, and took a bite.
The remaining cocoa fragments after the calamity were placed on it, making it slightly bitter.
Sweet and icy, with the fragrance of taro.
After hard work, Master Su took a big bite. Her teeth were shaking, but she was relieved and refreshed.
It was delicious.
As expected of her cooking.
Su Yu coughed lightly, "Then one per person, only one chibi. Don't eat a lot. After eating, continue to make a monument, pay tribute, no, build a passage with Eldest Senior Brother."
But when she reached the end of the crispy cone, she suddenly stopped.
Master Su moved the tip of her nose. "Who burned some beef tendon?"
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