Using a Wok to Reorganize Life and Fly to Immortality Chapter 101
Translated by Serena Love
Edited by Liya
Chapter 101 - The Tribulation Package
No one had seen thunder tribulation and ascension for many years.
When the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation hovered on the top of Zhiqiong Peak, it condensed into large thick thunderclouds. All the demons who were celebrating their achievements could not respond for a moment.
When Xiao Muge stood up with his sword, everyone reacted suddenly.
"Going to ascend?"if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
"Fellow Daoist Xiao's calamity is too great? Eighty-one thunder?"
"Seeing this day, I suddenly don't want to soar-"
"According to the ancient records, the thunder tribulation that appeared at the beginning was only the first round... As Junior Sister Su said, the appetizer."
The corners of Su Yu's eyes twitched. She raised her head along with everyone's discussion. In an instant, she saw eighty-one violet-red thunder tribulations. Each of which was thicker than her waist.
Her first action was to put away the cauldron in her hand.
This pot conducted electricity.
Master Su was afraid.
Next, she took out a few gingerbread houses and the unsold Mo Er's Moving Castle and handed them out.
"The Tribulation Package, how about it?"
Everyone: "..."
Xiao Muge: "..."
After she finished speaking, she wondered if she had violated the rules of the heavens and provoked the majesty of the heavenly thunder.
Xiao Muge gave Su Yu a deep look.
Su Yu pressed her eyebrows.
Amidst the thunderstorm, the sound of crackling continued.
Soon, Xiao Muge's black clothes were broken.
However, Xiao Muge himself was overwhelmed by the lightning. Everyone couldn't look at him directly.
He gradually rose in the thunderlight and lowered his head to look at the crowd of Zhiqiong Peak. He saw the reluctant but adoring gazes of Taoist Mu and his junior brothers and sisters. "Master, junior brothers and sisters, don't miss out on your morning and evening classes. Take care."
He had been delaying ascending just to save everyone's luck.
And now, it was all settled.
"Eldest Senior Brother..." Wei Zhao couldn't help but take a step forward.
Yan Yan also followed.
But Taoist Mu stopped them solemnly. "Don't get close or you will be regarded as assistance by the tribulation. The power of thunder will be superimposed."
Taoist Mu held his wine glass and sighed at Xiao Muge. "I didn't expect you to take a step first. Don't worry. Your teacher will soar up to accompany you soon. We, of Zhiqiong Peak, will go together. Your second junior sister, third junior brother... we are all very talented now. One day, we, master and apprentices, will be reunited in the heavens!"
Xiao Muge's black hair fluttered in the thunderlight and he nodded towards them.
He looked at Su Yu again, "Second Junior Sister, some takeaways have been delivered. See you."
Master Su was moved. He was still reporting his work and remembered his unfinished delivery.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
Such a top ten employee was about to leave.
She didn't even have time to pay him.
Thinking, Su Yu's hands moved quickly. "Wait!"
Xiao Muge was about to take a step forward and bring the thunder tribulations to a deserted island, not facing the calamity in Zhiqiong Peak.
However, a stuffed bag with dark green water and grass patterns, a heavy black cloth bag, a scented butterflies and flowers bag... were thrown into the thunder and thrown at his hands.
"Take the kit!" Master Su raised her head and shouted.
Xiao Muge's figure was stagnant.
'All right... big bags.'
He only had time to turn around. In the middle of the dazzling lights, he finally glanced at the woman in moonlight-colored dress, then went onto a deserted island thousands of miles away.
'Second Junior Sister, we will meet again in the future.'
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Bearing the bone-piercing pain of the thunder tribulation, Xiao Muge stood on the deserted island. He lowered his head to open the three packages and was stunned.
Avoidance category: Parts and assembly methods of Safe Castle, Gingerbread House and Immortal Cave (20 sets each).
Defense category: Self-heating magic mirror assembly (50 sets), semi-finished rebound treasure (100 sets), semi-finished thousand-layer soil (100 sets).
Help category: Telephone line accessories and installation guides... (50 sets).
A line of wild small characters (because they were written in a hurry) radiated with confidence like herself, floated out from a jade slip.
[Master said outsiders could not help. So these are semi-finished products. You have to DIY.]
[Make the phone line first, important! If you don't understand the instructions, call and ask!]
Xiao Muge: "..."
The Jasper Turtle climbed out of the jasper sword and laid on his shoulder, staring at the kits.
"I've never seen such a high level."
Tsk tsk.
"Master, this thunder tribulation is not easy. You avoided it for nearly a year, and during this period, you violated your own Dao Heart of conforming to nature many times, affecting the cause and effect of many people. The thunder doesn't want to help you at all. If anything, it just wants to kill you. The movement will be very big and it will take at least three days."
"Master, let's make a castle and a cave. I'll fight with you~ It seems to be fun. No, it's very useful."
Xiao Muge: "..."
There were many different levels of tribulation, which varied from person to person, such as the slightly weaker four or nine thunders, the slightly stronger thunder or the most incredible thunder tribulation in legends, etc.
But no matter what type, the rumored catastrophe was very dangerous. The cultivator could die.
Only those who passed the Dao assessment at the juncture of life and death could successfully overcome the calamity, re-shaped by the heavenly thunder, completely lose their mortal bones and became flying immortal.
No matter how tyrannical a person was, there was only one chance to survive the calamity.
To die or to fly.
At this time, there were still many onlookers.
The cultivators at the levels of Spirit Severing, Divine Transformation and those who were relatively close to transcending tribulation all wanted to find some experience in transcending calamity through observation and increase their success rate in the future.
Today, Xiao Muge's movement, the first round was the eighty-one thunder, which spread all over the four realms and the demon world in an instant.
He took the thundercloud to the deserted island.
But soon, all the demons followed.
"Since three hundred years ago, there have been fewer and fewer cultivators, let alone ascending. Today, Daoist Xiao's tribulation is a rare opportunity for us to observe!"
"Emerging into an immortal, the perfection of the Great Dao. What kind of sacredness is Master Xiao... It seems that he has only cultivated for a hundred years. Old He, do you know?"
Several old guys, the retreating ancestors of various factions, were finally alerted to go out.
Originally they felt very strange. Why had the war between humans and demons not come? The juniors of their own sect had not come to wake them up. Could it be that the Buddhist Sect's prophecy was false?
The thunder woke them up from the retreat.
As soon as they came out, they found that the war between humans and demons predicted by the Buddhist Sect hundreds of years ago had ended.
They overslept.
Especially the ancestor of Nanxun, who finally survived for 300 years through the Longevity Pill. He had been in retreat non-stop day and night, immersed in cultivation.
The result was that so much had happened when he was in retreat.
Nanxun had lost Mu Wanyuan, the big traitor. Oh, nothing. He was destroyed.
There was Tiansheng Sect's Mei Youde conspiracy. Oh, nothing, he was gone too.
Before his death, Mei Youde merged with the Demon Lord and opened up the demon realm. Hey, it was okay. They were gone.
The old ancestor of Nanxun, He Ku, came out with a bitter look, doubting his career as an ancestor.
"Old He, what are you pretending! It's your disciple from Zhiqiong Peak of Nanxun Sect. That honorary elder, acting peak master and the genius disciple of alchemy and refining, Su Yu, who allows us, human cultivators, to win easily. Didn't you hear what they said?"
The retreating elder, He Ku: "..."
He pondered, did he sleep for a hundred years during this retreat? No, it had only been close to a year.
"Yes, she is still very young. But this is nothing new. Let it go. Xiao Muge, who has been practicing for less than a hundred years from your family's Zhiqiong Peak, is about to cross the tribulation. This is the priority now. This is the first major event that we humans have cultivated for a hundred years!"
"If he succeeds, your Nanxun will be the first sect that has ascended to immortality in three hundred years!"
The closed-door elder of Jinbamen next door saw more than the Nanxun elder. He woke up a stick of incense time earlier and everything had been sorted out.
"Ah? Old He, don't you even know this?"
He Ku: "..."
'He Tong!'
'Qing Xuan!'
'Taoist Mu!'
'Okay, no one came to wake me up. But why has no one told me anything?'
While the retreated ancestors of each faction communicated with their consciousness, they reached the deserted island thousands of miles away, which was full of thunder.
At a glance, they saw eighty-one lightning strikes coiling like a dragon. Their eyes popped out on the spot!
"How could this be? According to the records in the classics, the former elders that ascended, at most the thunders were only as thick as water snakes—"
"Eighty-one thunders... God is going to kill me and doesn't want me to cultivate!"
"God doesn't let us fly!"
'Too much.'
The retreating elders were desperate.
They had all been trapped in a certain realm for too long. Even if they watched the heavenly thunder, they might not have a chance to survive the calamity in this life.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
The reason why they survived was just to become the pillar of the sect, giving hope to the elders and disciples.
But now, seeing the thunder of this day was so fierce, they became sad.
Ascension was a struggle with the heavens!
Cultivators were human, after all. How could they fight?
He sighed, "Everyone, I'm going to the Nanxun faction to protect him. Do you want to come together?"
In the past, there were many people who were close to calamity. The elites of the entire sect will build a guard to prevent others from taking the opportunity to attack.
Since he had left the retreat, he must also protect the Dao for this genius disciple.
The retreating ancestors of several sects, of course, also went.
After all, the Nanxun faction occupied the best viewing position.
"Come on, old He, I still have some defensive magic weapons. If he can't hold on, give it to him."
"Yes, I don't believe that with the power of our various sects we cannot make a cultivator soar!"
"If it doesn't work today, the next time, other people will be even more afraid."
Human cultivators needed the incentive to succeed!
Several retreating elders suddenly descended next to He Tong, the head of Nanxun. It was only about ten thousand miles away from the position of Xiao Muge's crossing the tribulation, which was indeed the best viewing position.
However, the retreating elders found that something was not right.
The expressions of every one of Nanxun were not very solemn.
Xiao Muge was drowning in the sea of thunder. His spiritual sense could not be detected, whether alive or dead, so they could only judge from the crazy thunder tribulation that kept falling.
'Nanxun is quite leisurely here?'
The retreating elders did not understand.
But when they took a step closer, they were invited by He Tong to meditate on the pillow seat in the front row.
Then they heard the chat.
"Eldest Senior Brother, how are you, how are you? Did the sound of thunder reach the temporary frosted sugar cave?"
"Third Senior Brother, let me have a word with Eldest Senior Brother." Hang Wan'er was not happy.
Lu Yizhou said, "Stop chatting with Eldest Senior Brother. It's better for him to quickly build a second lightning shelter."
"That's right." Yan Yan held his sword. "You can also make more gingerbread houses and put them in the cave."
Wei Zhao gave the telephone line to them one by one.
The Jasper Turtle also jumped at the other end of the telephone line. "Master, this is wrong. This air-raid shelter obviously can't be installed here! It seems that this roof is missing a piece..."
"Impossible, Second Senior Sister will not make a mistake. Eldest Senior Brother, look for that piece."
The brothers and sisters of Zhiqiong Peak spoke in unison.
The four Nascent Souls in Taoist Mu sighed in unison. "Don't be noisy. Eldest Disciple, have you installed the video call mirror that your second junior sister gave?"
He Ku and the other retreating elders: "??"
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'Are you nervous?'
'Nervous.'
The participant, Xiao Muge, sitting in the cave where he had wasted raw materials from two cave houses, heaved a long sigh of relief.
'Sweaty.'
But his eyes were extremely divine.
Frost candy, gingerbread model... Destressing, fun puzzle, and could exercise spiritual sense.
He also liked it a bit.
Especially this cave house, which was made into a garden style. Not only it had three rooms, but it also had twelve 'bomb shelters' that Su Yu mentioned.
When the heavenly thunder thought he was in this room and struck thunders frantically, he was actually in an underground shelter.
It was just that this was his first time and he was very unskilled.
The first installation damaged the roof of the cave and the second time was a little flawed.
The level of this magic weapon had been affected. If it went under the thunder, it would be gone.
It was not until the third cave that Xiao Muge, relying on his powerful consciousness of the ascension period, perfectly controlled every detail and set it up successfully.
Telephone lines were also installed in this cave.
He was now preparing to set up the video call mirror that Master had been urging, the self-heating smooth egg rice treasure that his Second Junior Sister gave.
He just took it out from the bag of butterflies and flowers. As soon as the lotus leaf was opened, the heating array inside the plate would automatically run.
Other people assisting in transcending the calamity or relying too much on external objects would increase the difficulty of tribulation.
Xiao Muge thought of Su Yu's way of thinking and the corners of his mouth twitched.
But he was unable to refute.
He knew his junior brothers, sisters and even his master were very worried about him.
Although this... video call was not very useful for transcending the calamity, he also wanted to look at the junior brothers and sisters at the end and gave them a few more words.
As for his own success or failure, he didn't care.
For a hundred years, breakthroughs had been like drinking water and upgrading was like sleeping.
He did not care as much about ascension and immortality as the other cultivators. Because after the ascension, he was afraid that it would be the same. There was not much fun and difference.
Not like now—
"Master, no, it failed. Didn't you read the manual? You need to add spiritual water."
Jasper Turtle carefully followed the instructions given by Su Yu. It stretched out two claws to separate the two superimposed bowls of this self-heating video call treasure.
Xiao Muge took the second bowl and poured spiritual water.
He put the small bowl containing the omelet on top. The spirit fire formation finally worked smoothly this time and it didn't take long for the steam to emerge from the small hole in the bowl lid.
When a certain heat level was reached, eight treasure lights overflowed from the lid of this small bowl.
Self-heating omurice, done.
Golden egg skin covered the grains of rice, like a thin feather coat.
At this moment, the treasure light was flowing like waves.
It instantly connected to the telephone line to form a video call with a display.
"Hey, can you see?"
The Jasper Turtle was biting on a piece of the roof and was about to put together the next gingerbread house. It was also within the view in the mirror.
Retreating elders: ...
"I saw it!"
Hang Wan'er and the others were excited. They all gathered in front of the omurice video call treasure that was also floating in front of Taoist Mu.
Su Yu also raised her head towards the 'video' display. She waved her hand seriously and greeted Xiao Muge.
"Hey, unfortunately, neither the phone line nor the video can be brought to the fairyland," Hang Wan'er muttered in a low voice. "Otherwise, Eldest Senior Brother can tell us about the environment of the fairyland in the sky."
Yu Dong's eyes lit up and he was thinking wildly.
"I don't know whether the immortal world uses spirit stones or immortal stones. What would immortal stones look like?"
Wei Zhao held his sword. "Do immortals use a sword?"
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He looked at his eldest disciple in the video and was a little worried. "You soared up. Have you wrapped yourself enough? Hey, I forgot to give you more clothes, but what Yu Dong said was reasonable. In case they are using immortal stones, there is no way."
Su Yu was also very concerned about this issue.
There was no way to buy ingredients without money.
Master Su couldn't stand it.
She glanced at her storage bag, the encyclopedia of beasts in the southern border, the northern border and of the demon world... she was thinking.
"I don't know what special kinds of fairy spirit materials are available and what the price is. If they can pass the sky, buy them from heaven and send them to me to try." Master Su was fascinated.
Jin Haotian and the young disciples all listened with enthusiasm.
They also wanted to eat melons. No, they wanted to know what the heavens were like.
The ancestors of Nanxun, He Ku, and the old and ancient elders of various sects were almost stunned when they heard it.
They also wanted to put this phone in the fairyland!
It was too much.
Even Xiao Muge in the cave was excited by Su Yu's bold idea.
"Well," he looked at his second junior sister, who dared to take risks, in the mirror and nodded. "At the end of the thunder calamity, once I have shaped my immortal body and possessed a trace of immortal power, I will make a telephone line to try. If I can, I'll see if it works."
Su Yu's eyes lit up.
Xiao Muge quickly chatted with her. If there was immortal material, would she like the ingredients from the water first or the land?
Su Yu was still on the phone, discussing with him whether it would be feasible to drop the ingredients basket vertically from the top of the Immortal Realm to deliver the food to the Human Realm and whether he would encounter a thunder calamity.
The two of them discussed, and the other five spirits and Taoist Mu also participated in the imagination.
Soon a fairyland ingredients basket plan would gradually be complete.
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Such an unbelievable tribulation took place for two full days with the silent expressions of the retreating elders of all sects.
Until the third day.
Xiao Muge told his master, junior brothers and sisters about cultivation several times and also guided them in their confusion. They also said goodbye to him several times and asked all questions about the Divine Transformation and Spirit Severing in advance...
When everyone's parting feelings were almost dull, Xiao Muge finally felt that the thunder tribulation had evolved.
He finally got up and tidied up his robes.
"Eldest Senior Brother, remember! The first thing after you become immortal is to make a phone line and a video call magic treasure! Have you memorized the steps that Second Senior Sister taught you?"
Everyone was talking.
Su Yu couldn't help raising her head and looked at the faintly exposed figure in the thunderlight.
He seemed to be the hope of a whole village to buy food.
"Be careful all the way," Master Su stared at him, full of reluctance and anticipation. "I'll be waiting for your call on the ground."
Xiao Muge was hit in the chest by something and it seemed to melt away.
It was sore and painful.
"Master, the thunder split your heart!" Jasper Turtle was terrified.
Xiao Muge: ...
The video omurice in his hand that communicated with Zhiqiong Peak and Su Yu finally shattered. The phone line was broken layer by layer.
The cave was completely disintegrated and vanished.
Then he took it into his mouth.
The video call treasure had become its original appearance, a flowy omelet.
It was on top of the snow-white grain of rice.
He used chopsticks to pick up a piece of egg, wrapped the fragrant rice with moist egg liquid and sent it into his mouth.
The fragrance of butter and milk wrapped the egg fragrance softly around the rice.
With a hot whirlwind potato phone line wreck, it was light and heavy, just the right blend.
The bridge outside the cave broke and turned into cocoa powder under the thunder and rushed into the clear water stream. The light in the cave shattered and turned into pieces of pudding. They were inhaled by Xiao Muge one by one.
Cocoa Creme Pudding.
It was sweet and thirst-quenching, with a lingering taste.
"Hiccup~"
During the three days of thunder calamities, who knew how many claps of thunder fell. As a result, Xiao Muge's aura reached an unprecedented peak. He was full of food and drink, full of primordial spirit, full to burst...
He went up against the thunder.
On the way, there were still wrecks of the cave, flowers and plants, flying into his mouth.
The heavenly thunder: "..."
It visibly paused.
In the past two days, it cut off a lot of magic weapons - cave, etc., and there was a little pride.
But when the heavenly thunder saw this moment, he was frightened by one person and one turtle who was at the peak of their state. Xiao Muge vomited blood from the corner of his mouth but kept eating grass and flowers to make up for his injuries.
After the magic weapon was broken, it could be eaten.
There were elixirs hidden in some magic weapons!
These two guys, the more they ate, the stronger they became.
The heavenly thunder couldn't accept this. It had been making a fuss for two days. It had worked hard to eliminate the other party but it was just peeling the shell of elixirs for them?
The Jasper Turtle chuckled, "I'm afraid this is also a memorial service of the magic weapon. If you break it, the power of the thunder will merge into their wreckage and we will eat it. Hehe, full of energy~"
Eighty of the thunders vanished, leaving only one stout thunderbolt that couldn't respond.
Everything else flashed out.
The spectators on the ground were dumbfounded.
Xiao Muge was also startled and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.
"What's the matter?" Hang Wan'er didn't understand, "Did the heavenly thunder escape?"
Everyone: "..."
'No, it seems to be out of breath.'
The power of heaven and earth was not endless. The heavenly thunder had given up.
It also needed to recharge and deal with the next batch of cultivators.
Who wanted to fool around here to peel elixir off for people?
So it withdrew.
Finally, Xiao Muge raised his head and let the last bit of a stunned fierce heavenly thunder merge into his body.
The other two days of fierce thunder had already been integrated into the wreckage of the cave and were eaten by him and the Jasper Turtle just now.
His body kept collapsing and lightning flashed.
"Wow, who would have thought that if we eat all the thunder, we could finish the forging a long time ago~"
The jasper sword that the Jasper Turtle didn't like was already smashed to pieces.
The Jasper Turtle was lying on Xiao Muge's shoulder at this moment and half of its body was gone.
But like Xiao Muge, when the mortal flesh slowly disappeared, the star-like fairy body gradually condensed.
Soon, they grew a pair of hands in their immortal body.
They made phone calls and video calls magic weapons...
One person and one turtle flying in the fairy light. Su Yu heard a steady and reliable voice ringing in her ears.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
"Wait for my call."
Master Su grinned. She raised her head and looked at those perfect hands dragging a flashing silver telephone line, gradually disappearing in the clouds.
But the corners of her grinning mouth soon stiffened.
"Wait a minute. The phone line doesn't seem to be long enough!"
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