Using a Wok to Reorganize Life and Fly to Immortality Chapter 100
Translated by Serena Love
Edited by Liya
Chapter 100 - Lamb Hot Pot and Beer
The sky was pitch black at the top of Zhiqiong Peak.
Hong Yun lit up half of the sky with his power and illuminated the kitchen for Su Yu. He also let the brilliant light shine on the faces of every demon who worked hard to 'clean up'.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
The Demon Lord's demonic energy - macaroni tube - Xiao Muge (demonic energy vacuum) - the demonic energy was delivered to the demons.
The goal to get only the Demon Lord injured had been achieved!
Four-sevenths of the Demon Lord's army, the demon commanders and demon soldiers seemed to have eaten top magic pills. Hong Yun's warm sunlight illuminated them and all of them showed genuine smiles and sparkling eyes.
It was a scene of happiness~
Seeing their expressions, Hong Yun felt moved in his heart. He saluted Su Yu, who was preparing the next 'attack dish'.
"Junior Niece Su, thanks for enlightening me."
Without the ink pill from the beginning, there would be no Hong Yun who lighted up the two races of humans and demons today.
Su Yu raised her head and saw a dazzling brilliance flashed around Hong Yun, and a diamond-like primordial spirit condensed in him.
He took one step forward and stepped into the Divine Transformation.
At this critical juncture for the survival of humans and demons in the dark night, he finally understood the meaning of the sun's radiance in this world.
Elder Zhang and Taoist Mu twitched.
"Where is the crisis now?"
Their clothes were not messed up and they didn't even have the chance to play.
They were really out of place.
"I'm going to entangle those three-seventh disobedient demon commanders!" Taoist Mu's body suddenly flashed like a blender, rushing towards the battlefield like a whirlwind.
Elder Zhang also rushed in.
Su Yu wanted to stop them before it was too late, but Qing Xuan had also stood up and his green bamboo had scattered.
'If we go fast, there will be enemies. If we go slowly, the enemy troops are gone.'
They were in a hurry.
But as soon as they rushed in, a piece of stinky tofu swiped Elder Zhang's face and flew towards the three-sevenths of the enemy army.
A mass of dumpling wrappers almost wrapped Taoist Mu as they rushed towards the enemy.
A pair of leftover bones from chicken wings - complete with a trace of drool left from Mo Tao, flew past Qing Xuan's hair. They locked the opponent's demon throat.
The elders of various factions who rushed in were forced to stop.
Jin Haotian, Shui Qianxi and the others floated in the air. They were already eating melon seeds skillfully. While watching the battle, they spit out the shells of the melon seeds with relish. "Look at my machine gun - pew pew pew..."
"Elders, go away quickly. Otherwise, don't blame me if you are accidentally hit!"
A sixth-grade melon seed shell could take away two or three demon soldiers at once.
Elders: "..."
The demons were in chaos.
Three-sevenths of the demons were in pain.
The stinky tofu on their body was very fragrant. The outer skin was fried to golden brown and crispy, while the inside was tender. It was rolled in sweet sauce and hot sauce, which could make a demon cry.
But as soon as they touched it, they seemed to have fallen into a swamp.
The whole ground was as smooth as butter and they fell deeply.
They couldn't grab anything with their hands and feet and couldn't climb up at all!
One by one, the smell and heat of this stinky tofu drowned out their nose and mouth.
In contrast, the demons wrapped in dumpling cloth bags were not as tormented as the stinky tofu swamp.
Chicken wings spat out a lock and caught their leader.
They were stunned and tears of admiration flowed from the corners of their mouths.
"Those who are willing to submit, find the shopkeeper Yu Dong and his Taoist companion. Those who have demon stones can pay and those who have no demon stones can sign a labor contract!"
The gluttonous Mo Tao was full and could shout very loudly.
'Who is Yu Dong?'if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
'Who is his Taoist companion?'
Human cultivators didn't expect Yu Dong and Zhu Ying to become the most dazzling existence on the battlefield of humans and demons.
Zhu Ying took out her sixth-grade chessboard, which had been unlocked to the second level.
She could command two demon generals to lead their demon soldiers on the spot. The two armies faced each other at once. One team was responsible as the cashier and the other was responsible for the labor agreement. The whole scene was well organized.
"On the right, cashier."
"On the left, sign the contract. Don't cut the line. Fights are not allowed."
Yu Dong collected the demon stones and handed out the demon princess bed pill to help them escape the Demon Lord's prison.
The scene was very lively.
Everyone was fascinated.
Other sects, especially from the west, north and south, far from Nanxun, had countless times imagined how intense and tragic the battle between humans and demons would be.
They never expected this to happen.
Even Su Yu, who was wondering whether to make more melon seed bullets, looked at Zhu Ying and Yu Dong with relief.
She gave the cashier duty to this little couple and she was really relieved.
"Fast action, take the princess's bed and meridian pills, and quickly go behind Senior Xiao!"
Shortly, various sects helped maintain order on the scene.
The long queue went from Zhiqiong Peak to the gate of the Nanxun faction.
There were too many demons who wanted to join.
The team that absorbed the Demon Lord's demonic energy was getting longer and longer. One by one, each demon was full of energy.
The black mist on the Demon Lord kept getting thinner.
The Demon Lord roared and rolled, and its claws slapped the mountains below it.
"How dare you betray me, die-"
His demonic energy turned into an ugly ten-headed insect and attacked the end of the team.
But it was stopped by Xiao Muge.
He tied his hands with muslin, quickly took out the gluten balls that his Second Junior Sister had given to his clones in advance, flipped them in the air, and put them into the frying pan.
In an instant, it turned into a round, swollen oil gluten!
He pushed it out with the palm of his hand. This was what his Second Junior Sister said was called an 'airbag' to the attack of the Demon Lord.
They heard a pop. The ten-headed insect pierced the airbag fried gluten and rushed into it. Xiao Muge reached out, pushed it in and sealed it. It became a 'stuffed meat fried gluten' which was thrown back into the crowd of demons who were waiting in line.
The last demon in the line caught it, but he hadn't reacted yet.
Su Yu had already rushed over with a large pot, dipped the stuffed meat fried gluten into a sauce mix of dark soy sauce, light soy sauce and sugar, and covered the pot with water.
While the Demon Lord rolled and roared angrily, she sprinkled green onions into the pot. A bowl of authentic stuffed meat fried gluten was steaming out of the pot and was presented by Su Yu to the demon who was almost killed at the back of the line.
"Congratulations, you were lucky enough to win the 'chosen by the Demon Lord' gift pack."
Su Yu smiled.
The demons: ...
"Demon Lord, look at me. I betray you too!"
"That's right. I betrayed you too. Why didn't you shoot at me? Am I unworthy!"
"Look at me. I don't want to be a demon - it is not as good as being a human. Day and night are dark, and I'm still destined to be a third-rank demon pawn! Why? I also want to be a general! You give me a punch!"
Demon Lord: ...
The demons, who were previously afraid that they would be punished by the Demon Lord, were now emboldened after seeing the lucky one.
There was the Son of Buddha with a compassionate face, who smiled at them while beating his wooden bell.
"Dear fellows, how is this betrayal?"
The Son of Buddha smiled and flowers bloomed among the demons.
"When you put down the butcher's knife, you are no longer a demon. What is the difference between you and human beings?"
"Human is a demon. A demon is a man..."
The demons looked dazed.
The Demon Lord: "!
The Demon Lord's anger was finally completely ignited by the Son of Buddha's nagging!
"Human cultivators! You have to pay the price!"
His figure soared tenfold, and the hundred curved and slender pipes that sucked its black mist were snapped off in an instant.
Xiao Muge whispered, "Back off."
The demons and humans behind him immediately retreated.
But the seventh demon commander, who was hesitating to betray the Demon Lord, was engulfed by the skyrocketing black mist before he could react.
The demon commander was startled and shouted in horror, "I didn't betray you!"
The black mist was surging as if struggling fiercely.
After two or three breaths, his movements stopped.
Suddenly the black mist became solid again.
The demons behind Xiao Muge were sluggish.
The watching demons who were originally beside the Demon Lord immediately reacted. They fled towards the human cultivators in fear of being eaten.
The black mist was so thick that it couldn't be dissolved, but at this moment, it seemed to be swallowing and breathing, slowly shrinking into the body of a behemoth.
Finally, the body of a behemoth in the mist clearly appeared.
It was a monster with ten heads, two claws and a worm-like body.
The chicken wings in Mo Tao's hands were about to fall.
'Is this our master?'
'Impossible. How could our Demon Lord be so ugly!'
Mo Se, the demon commander of the City of Lust, who represented desire, collapsed at a glance.
This was the ugly thing she had served for hundreds of years?
"It has ten different faces..."
Hang Wan'er was previously cured of her vomiting problem, but she was still disgusted when she looked at this thing.
Its ten heads were followed by a long neck and each face looked different.
"It's the demon commanders who came to attack the human world last time!"
Who knew who shouted. Both the demons and the humans felt that their hair was standing upright.
On a closer look, its ten slender necks were like bodies.
They could see that seven of them wore armors worn by the demon commanders back then, but now it was like the lines on the neck. They had no hands and only the faces could be seen clearly.
Anger, jealousy, greed... Each face had a different sin.
Besides these seven faces, there was a thicker neck supporting a hideous and majestic face.
"Isn't this the Demon Lord who fell thirteen hundred years ago?"
Mo Er paled in shock.
The previous Demon Lord was actually swallowed by this Demon Lord.
The ninth head belonged to itself. This Demon Lord was now indistinguishable from male and female. Only vague facial features could be seen.
It had long forgotten what it looked like.
The tenth head at this moment was actually Mei Youde, who was swallowed by this monster. The eighth-grade scripture had turned into part of its power. Only this part of the body was white.
In addition, there was a meatball beating faintly on the back of its huge torso. It seemed to be alive and about to grow.
"Is that the demon he ate just now? Is it going to grow a head again?"
Taoist Mu was solemn.
Hong Yun's face was ashen. His cleanliness side had collapsed.
Mo Er choked. "It's crazy."
It ate the previous Demon Lord and demon commanders. Who knew how many demon soldiers it had eaten.
"The demonic essence that was swallowed but did not die left behind endless resentment, anger and a curse." The red lips of Mo Se were stiff. "I am afraid that this is also related to our inability to break through."
Mo Tao also wanted to cry. "So, all the demonic energy we absorbed was dirty?"
For more than a thousand years, their Demon Lord was a half-life monster.
The aura of those corpses it swallowed polluted the demonic energy of the entire demon realm, causing them to absorb the polluted demonic energy from generation to generation.
This demonic energy also slowly changed their bodies. After a long time, they gradually became different from the previous records.
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The real body of the Demon Lord was exposed and the ten heads laughed cruelly at the same time.
"Humans can soar. Why can't a demon? What's wrong with me!"
The voices of its ten heads were different. At this moment, the tone of its voice was high and low, hideous and evil, elegant and violent, and they overlapped with each other.
It looked at Xiao Muge and each of the ten heads licked its lips.
"They can't soar, so I eat them. They become one with me and we can break through together."
"Human cultivator, you are very strong. I feel that as long as I eat you, I can immediately soar!"
Mei Youde's face looked especially coveted, but he looked at Su Yu resentfully.
The crowd at Zhiqiong Peak suddenly became vigilant and surrounded Su Yu.
Especially Yan Yan, holding the sword tightly, stood in front of Su Yu.
Taoist Mu looked solemn. "He still has a Primordial Spirit. One-tenth of his body can absorb spiritual energy. Eldest Disciple, cut off this body first! Otherwise, he can recover in the human world!"
But with the laughter of the Demon Lord, Mei Youde's body had already absorbed the spiritual energy of heaven and earth in an instant and returned to its peak.
It gradually equaled Xiao Muge's power, even surpassing him.
It swept its tail towards Xiao Muge for a moment and all ten heads bit him.
The Jasper Turtle flew out and its turtle shell swelled. It flew into Xiao Muge's fingers, becoming a jasper broadsword without any decoration.
In an instant, the broadsword pierced the ten-headed behemoth and cut off two of its heads.
"Ai ya, it's awful... I don't want to touch it..."
The jasper broadsword artifact, the Jasper Turtle, felt extremely repulsed.
'After eating Master Su's meal, who would want to eat this?'
'I'm going to vomit.'
In the end, with vomit, the jasper broadsword trembled. One of the cut demons bit the blade.
The jasper sword froze for a moment and sword energy burst out from the tip of the sword. Angrily, it cut off the demon's head, making the pieces into thin slices.
"How dare you bite me! How dare you bite me!"
Three heads were biting the jasper broadsword.
Three more heads dashed towards Xiao Muge!
But it was all cut like shredded potatoes.
But just when everyone was happy, the eighth-grade Heavenly Book was spat out from Mei Youde's mouth and pierced into Xiao Muge's shoulder.
The Heavenly Book burst open in an instant. Blood splattered along his shoulders.
The muslins and robes wrapped around his shoulders were blooming with blood. It was torn and hung down.
A steady stream of demonic energy penetrated from the wound, making Xiao Muge unable to absorb spiritual energy to recover.
The Demon Lord, who lost eight heads, roared. His two black claws slapped towards Xiao Muge's wound.
"Despicable!"
The jasper turtle sword was angry.
As if it was scolding the Demon Lord.
"Eldest Apprentice!"
"Master!"
Everyone looked at the sky anxiously.
"Hahaha," Mei Youde's torso stood upright. "When the demonic energy infiltrates you, you can't absorb the aura from the sky and the earth to restore yourself!"
Xiao Muge coughed out a mouthful of black blood. He stood up with his jasper sword. His blood-stained right hand hooked the thin muslin strap of his left hand and untied it.
The hilt of the sword raised a corner of his hat, revealing his forehead and dark eyes.
But when the muslin was about to fall off, a clear and firm voice sounded behind him.
"Who said he couldn't?"
Su Yu stood in the middle of the crowd. After speaking, she immediately broke through.
Divine Transformation.
After cooking for the demons many times, her dantian's small kitchen not only expanded but also transformed day and night.
A miniature gas stove Primordial Spirit condensed.
Su Yu took out the cauldron, lit the gas and immediately made golden foil elixir, jade sword little candies, chicken soup elixir, barbecue elixir, puff pastry elixir... all sorts of rays of light flying out.
Seven types of elixirs.
Wei Zhao, Yan Yan, Lu Yizhou... Jin Haotian, Shui Qianxi... The elders of each faction and the five spirits flew to her and reached out to take their own elixirs.
They stood in unison like a row. Ten people in a row, nibbling pills quickly.
Taoist Mu and the five spirits were on the verge of breaking through. The former had entered the peak of Divine Transformation and the latter had reached the peak of Spirit Severing.
Wei Zhao and Lu Yizhou had already experienced this many times. They broke through to the peak of Nascent Soul, while Yan Yan and Yu Dong entered Divine Transformation.
Qing Xuan, Elder Zhang and He Tong also reached the stage where everything overflowed. They all broke through the first or second level.
The demons had long absorbed the demonic energy. All the demon commanders had reached the peak of Spirit Severing.
After they finished eating the pills, they assisted Su Yu again.
In an instant, a pot of steaming sheep ribs bone soup shone with the mellow brilliance of magic treasure light and elixir light.
The meat was soft and tender, and the backbone was firm to supplement calcium. No, it was to support.
Everyone quickly took a piece of bone with relish. No, they took the magic weapon, the five-star belt hole, and put it into the front end of the macaroni tube that Su Yu had freshly made.
In an instant, the reinforced and upgraded nozzle hit Xiao Muge.
"Listen to my voice. Support Eldest Senior Brother!" Hang Wan'er shouted.
Xiao Muge was startled.
In an instant, he felt the pure spiritual energy of his fellow cultivators pouring into him.
The magic weapon and elixirs refined by his Second Junior Sister had always been useless to him.
Therefore, the vacuum hoses for dealing with the Demon Lord were all made by him.
But this time, she stepped into the Divine Transformation and integrated the power of the five spirits, which was only one step away from transcendence, not to mention the spiritual energy and demonic energy of everyone.
This time, Xiao Muge realized the power of her magic weapon!
Air pump or vacuum, just reverse the operation.
Everyone was connected.
Xiao Muge couldn't absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, so they would blow it into him!
In a few breaths, Xiao Muge felt that he was about to explode. He stretched out his hand to hold the floating jasper broadsword and the black turtle pattern on the hilt flashed brightly.
It showed Mei Youde's terrified expression.
Also accompanied by the clamor of Jasper Turtle, "I don't think I've ever been so strong! Woohoo~"
Each sect's heads, elders and disciples all lined up one by one. They transported the spiritual energy from each of them like a train!
The overflowing spiritual energy instantly submerged the demonic energy in Xiao Muge's.
In an instant, he held the jasper broadsword that had never been so hot and powerful, took a step forward and slashed the torso of Mei Youde and the Demon Lord.
He immediately crushed the insect-like body to the ground.
"Burppp—"
The jasper broadsword let out a burp and released a sharp sword energy, slashing at the two ugly giant claws of the insect.
"Master, these claws may be edible."
The jasper broadsword had its own fighting aesthetic.
"The other parts are probably useless. They are kitchen waste. Watch me smash them!"
Demon Lord: "..."
Mei Youde: "..."
Could you respect them a bit?!
Xiao Muge surrounded the giant claw with sword energy and pushed the black claws towards Su Yu.
Master Su coughed lightly.
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Mei Youde, in the eyes of the Jasper Turtle, was something that could not be eaten. It pushed him directly in front of Yan Yan, giving him a chance for the killing blow.
The Jasper Turtle flew out of the jasper broadsword immediately after finishing the job, unwilling to stay inside.
"It's not right and just uncomfortable~ I don't like this sword, Master."
Xiao Muge glanced at it.
He put away the sword and walked back to the crowd of Zhiqiong Peak.
"Thank you." He returned the unused fried gluten to Su Yu.
Taoist Mu was already happily carrying his four Nascent Souls. He came over, took the remaining fragments of the Demon Lord in his hand and stuffed it into a jade box to seal it.
As long as the Demon Lord did not die and was as weak as a bug, it was impossible to be reborn.
"Eldest Disciple, how is it? Your teacher is about to level up. If you wait a little longer, maybe your teacher can ascend with you."
Taoist Mu smiled smugly.
Qing Xuan, He Tong and the elders from all sects all came together with a smile.
"Thanks to Nanxun for having two outstanding disciples this time, Junior Niece Su and Xiao..."
The elders, and even the head, dared not call Xiao Muge a nephew.
They saw the muslin on his body. Who knew when it was all loose.
The right shoulder of the black robe was blood-stained, revealing his shoulder.
His skin texture had been repaired. It was as new as a newborn baby, but it exuded a terrifying aura. They wanted to bow down after a glance.
But Xiao Muge nodded at them and quickly took over the stuffed meat fried gluten that Su Yu had perfected.
"Everything has been resolved. It's time to celebrate." Master Su said.
Sheep ribs hot pot, stuffed meat fried gluten, stir-fried vegetables and melon seed corn cake. Cleaned the battlefield without wasting food.
Another dozen jugs of beers.
"Beer?"
The Jasper Turtle flew out of Xiao Muge's sea of consciousness with a smile. He even merged into the jasper sword again.
Not long after, he plunged himself into a tall glass of beer.
The liquid had a slightly intoxicating malt aroma.
The jasper sword was stuck in it and stirred up a burst of frothy beer. The sword's body was covered with delicate tumbling foam.
It seemed to be breathing inside.
The beer was slightly bitter, more refreshing and cool on ice.
With one sip, the summer heat was gone.
"Ow, cheers! Cheers!"
The Jasper Turtle was driving the flying sword. It held the glass and clinked Yan Yan and Wei Zhao's glasses vigorously.
'Happy.'
With every clink, one-fifth of the beer in its glass went down.
There was a loud swallowing sound.
Yan Yan blushed and grabbed the hilt. "Thank you for letting me take revenge."
"No thanks! I'll do it as a brother!" The jasper sword jumped inside the beer mug.
Yan Yan grinned, touched the sword, and had three drinks with it.
On the top of Zhiqiong Peak, a hundred round tables were opened like a stream of water. People and demons all sat together, each sweeping away the wreckage of their magic weapons.
The remaining tables that could not be placed were placed far from other peaks.
"Let us remember today, with these vacuuming pipes, locks, machine gun wreckage, stinky tofu swamp... Remember, today is the common victory of humans and demons!"
Hang Wan'er raised her glass.
Everyone raised the cups in their hands. Some were beer, some were happy water pills and some were sour plum soup. Everyone drank happily.
When the air bubbles rushed through their throats and ripples appeared in their bodies, with a burp, they felt refreshed. All the past stagnation, hard work, pain, and hatred would be relieved together.
Today was a new life!
"Wuhu~ Master, get me another lamb ribs~" Jasper Sword happily turned over in the beer mug and spit out a bunch of bubbles.
Xiao Muge stood up, took three plates, and pulled the sword out of the cup.
In an instant, with a bang, a deafening thunder sounded from half of Nanxun's sky.
Eighty-one violet-red bucket-like thunder condensed above each of them and their swords.
The tribulation thunderstorm was here!
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