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Chapter 99 - Demon Chili Noodles and Sour Plum

Su Yu led the crowd to rush back to the human world with the mobile elixir truck.

While the vacuum cleaner sucked the spiritual aura from the vortex, she cleaned the dumpling skin that Mei Youde's clone had damaged, cut it into wide strips, and made a dumpling skin version of sesame paste cold skin noodle. She put some thick sesame sauce and chili oil and piled them on cucumber shreds.

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As a result, Mo Tao's perception of Su Yu had skyrocketed.

The four of the demon commanders went to the human world with the mobile elixir truck, while four clones of Xiao Muge stayed behind to deal with the follow-up.

Mo Tao sucked and stuffed the sturdy dumpling skin with sesame sauce into his mouth. It was slightly sour and spicy, the thick peanut sauce tightly wrapped his mouth and the strong dough was thin and wide. It was enjoyable and at the same time, light and tasty.

While enjoying the cold skin noodle, he kicked Mei Youde a few times.

"Why are you so weak? You can only break three cloth bags?"

"Struggle harder! Struggle hard!"

Mei Youde: "..."

Getting arrested was not enough. There was this humiliation.

"You actually betrayed your Demon Lord—"

Mo Tao squinted his eyes. "Speak louder. Stick your head out of the cloth bag, break the cloth bag and then shout. Otherwise, how can the Demon Lord hear?"

He swallowed and the sesame sauce dumpling skin on his hand was almost finished.

Mei Youde shut up and didn't want to hear the trash talk of this demon anymore.

Now, the connection between his clone and his real body had been cut off by the layers of cloth bags and the various restrictions that had fallen on him. So he couldn't spread the news.

He broke a cloth bag and the moment he stuck his head out, he could see all the demons in front of him holding a long pipe. There was a faintly terrifying wind spinning at the entrance of the passage between the human and demon world.

"It's too soon. Let's assemble a long tube~"

"It's still Master Su who is wise. Just let Mo Mie suck them here and most of it has been completed in a short time!"

The passage gradually turned to pitch black and the mobile elixir truck passed safely through the middle.

Mo Tao jumped on the elixir truck and walked into his miniature City of Gluttony. There were also three demon commanders who betrayed the Demon Lord inside the truck. They were about to enjoy the Demon Lord's nine-headed dragon devil sushi roll.

Before he could open his mouth, the mobile elixir truck had already driven to the human world.

Mei Youde was stunned, with a kind of heart congestion and pain coming from his heart.

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The opening of the channel array method given by the eighth-grade celestial book took him 30 days of hard work to fully open it. These people only needed half a day of effort...

He devoted himself to studying the eighth-grade treasure book for many years, and his fingers were cut every day, but the result was this??

While he was in a daze, the mobile elixir truck had already driven out of the passage.

After the darkness, the dazzling sunlight shone on Mei Youde's face, who wanted to vomit blood. He was frightened and felt cheated.

'What has he been tossing about for more than 20 days!?'

'Useless!'

When the three or four layers of cloth bags re-covered him, he had already seen the warm welcome from Jinbamen, Qingrongmen and other senior elders and core disciples of Nanxun at the entrance.

"Sister Su, you're finally back. Are the demons having fun?"

"How about it? What's it like inside? Why did you go for so many days."

"My dear, how come you all broke through and had an epiphany in the demon world?"

Everyone was talking.

Taoist Mu immediately laughed proudly. "Of course! Serving the human and demon worlds every day, the realm will soar."

"Damn, if I knew, I would go too!"

"Hey, I still have a low level of thinking. I didn't keep up with your steps to go to the demon world."

"..."

The demon world had become a leveling field.

Mei Youde was in a mixed mood.

When he was covered up again by the cloth bag, he noticed hateful eyes looking at him, but he was blocked by the cloth bag before he could take a closer look.

But Su Yu noticed Yan Yan, who was standing in the corner silently behind Jin Haotian.

Just as he was about to come forward to talk to her, his eyes saw the cloth behind her. The smile on his face disappeared, leaving only hatred.

Master Su glanced at him and saw that he was clenching his fists. The sword on his waist was about to move.

"Second Senior Sister..." Yan Yan's eyes gradually became scarlet and he hesitated to speak.

Su Yu nodded at him, motioning to wait a moment.

This was not a place to talk. Under the operation of the vacuum cleaner, the door of the demon world was wide open and unobstructed.

Su Yu turned around, took out the sugar-free and sour version of yo-yo plum balls that she had prepared for many days in her storage bag and threw them into the demon world tunnel.

Then, she threw out nine kinds of devil peppers, bitter gourd mixed with the residue of broken liver and smeared some of her newly made Demon Lord's dragon devil sushi rolls into the passage... After burying several rows of 'landmines' at this junction, she turned her head and waved at everyone.

"Go, go back to Nanxun! I have something to say."

As soon as she finished speaking, a spiritual aura began to pour into the passage. The dragon-like vortex slowly regenerated and Earth Spirit also sealed the stone wall again.

At Nanxun's Zhiqiong Peak.

All major sects gathered on this once-unknown mountain. They were seated at the round table at the top of the peak. In front of them were plates and chopsticks sterilized by spirit fire and cups of spirit tea.

There were some melon seeds snacks on the table.

Mei Youde was interrogated in public.

"How many troops will the demons send in twelve days? Which places will they choose to attack first? Tell me the specific time!"

Jinbamen's Jin Haotian gestured at his face with a fireball.

Elder Zhang's little golden sword was also threatening him.

Hang Wan'er's Seven Emotions and Six Desires exercise was responsible for identifying the authenticity of his confession.

However, Mei Youde looked at her and smiled oddly. "Child, don't you remember me?"

He sighed and his elegant face showed a hint of love. "I thought you had been waiting for me to pick you up, Little Wan..."

Everyone's expressions changed.

Hang Wan'er grabbed the Five Immortal Ropes in her hand and the Nascent Soul in her body stared at him. She retched on the spot.

The seven Mei Youde that were captured were only clones. One of them stood up slowly, changed into a black robe in front of everyone and turned the page in his hand into a long sword.

The Nascent Soul in Hang Wan'er's body was startled. The seven golden threads on her left wrist were stiff.

Mei Youde sighed deeply. "You can't kill me. My real body is protected by the Demon Lord. It's useless for you to kill my clone. And in the past three hundred years, I have left many containers."

He looked at her with a refined and gentle look full of concern.

Hang Wan'er's face suddenly paled.

Thinking of some possibility, she covered her more tumbling and disgusted chest.

Mei Youde chuckled. He was not afraid of the threat of Elder Zhang's golden sword at all. He stretched out his hand and pushed the sword away. "These containers carry the cause and effect for me. I myself will always stand in a place where I will never be hurt, defeated and captured."

He beckoned to Hang Wan'er kindly. "Come, my child. Come to your father."

Hang Wan'er trembled.

There seemed to be an invisible rope dragging her towards him.

The crowd changed color.

Standing next to him, Yan Yan, who had been holding back his hatred, pulled out his flying sword instantly.

Taoist Mu shouted at Hang Wan'er, "Seventh Disciple, close your spiritual sense. Don't listen to his slander! He was a Divine Transformation a hundred years ago, so he can easily erase children's memories and plant seeds in them. His luck is not easy to bear! He is likely to be your enemy!"

Hang Wan'er walked towards him step by step as if she couldn't hear her teacher.

Mei Youde laughed, but the laughter stopped in an instant.

A very sour yo-yo plum was thrown into his mouth, causing his elegant face to be distorted.

As soon as he raised his head, he felt a piercing pain in his chest. When he lowered his head, he saw Hang Wan'er holding a gold hairpin inserted into his chest.

Hang Wan'er endured her nausea and bit the plum in her mouth ten times.

She grinned at him with a pale face. "How about it? My second senior sister's 100 times more sour yo-yo!"

Ten times was enough to make her face pale. A hundred times was enough to make the enemy feel sore, regretful and want to cry.

This was an attacking poison pill!

The corners of Mei Youde's eyes overflowed with painful and twisted tears. He only felt that his consciousness had been soured like his teeth. Every meridian was trembling in extreme acidity.

He was stiff from head to toe.

He wanted to vomit the sour plum, but he could only vomit blood.

Hang Wan'er pulled out the golden hairpin and swallowed the tenfold sour plum in her mouth, her pale face barely flushed.

"For so many years, I've been thinking about how to punish that person."

"I never regarded him as a blood relative. Whether you are my biological father or not, I have already made up my mind - when I meet him, I will send him away!"

The Five Immortal Ropes flew out of Hang Wan'er's hand in an instant, tying Mei Youde's body!

Subconsciously, the corners of her eyes were shedding tears. "I, Hang Wan'er, finally avenged a female cultivator today!"

In one breath, her primordial spirit was faintly condensed.

Her heart demon for many years had been removed and she had stepped into Divine Transformation.

She turned her head and smiled apologetically at everyone.

"There are still six clones left. You can continue to judge. This one, please hand him over to me."

After that, she looked at Yan Yan.

Su Yu also looked at Yan Yan.

They said at the same time. "I still have a hundred times more sour yo-yo plum. Do you want it?"

Yan Yan's tightly clasped hands trembled slightly.

"You... already knew?"

Hang Wan'er handed him a yo-yo plum. "Go. I'm tired of pretending that I don't know anything."

Under her Seven Emotions and Six Desires exercises, Yan Yan couldn't hide it at all.

Su Yu was also very supportive. "Well, this guy will be handed over to you. Anyway, where the demon will attack from, we have enough information. He has no value."

Mei Youde, who thought he was worthy and virtuous: ...

Yan Yan, who did not dare to take revenge for fear of sabotaging the interrogation: ...

Those who were anxious to extract confessions: ...

Hang Wan'er drank a cup of Four Seasons Spring Oolong Milk Tea to dilute the sour taste in her mouth. "Yes, Eldest Senior Brother is over there. He will call us if necessary."

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Yan Yan's eyes were red and he moved his swords. All seventy-six swords immediately plunged into Mei Youde's body.

Mei Youde's clone was completely stiff.

Before he died, he shouted, "Yan family, hehehe... It's useless for you to kill me for revenge... The Yan family's prestige has long since turned into my luck!"

The clone died after speaking.

Yan Yan was full of anger and closed his eyes.

It turned out to be like this. It was all for luck.

His scarlet eyes were glittering with tears, and finally, his flying sword flew out of Mei Youde's body!

---

In the main city of the demon world.

"Demon Lord, these people have already escaped, but they left some strange things behind!"

"We couldn't catch up and we couldn't pass through the passage. As soon as we stepped forward, we were all ambushed by these balls!"

A thick black mist shrouded the throne that was about ten feet wide.

Only one claw was exposed and pressed on the throne.

No one dared to take a step forward.

Even Mei Youde, who was standing in the hall at the moment, dared not look at him.

"Demon Lord, all of my seven clones have fallen."

At this moment, Mei Youde looked at the leading demon general holding several black trays, on which were placed balls the size of white melons.

"Maybe they were killed by these things, be careful."

After a long while, the black claw on the throne moved. He raised a claw tip, let out an angry roar and instantly smashed the corpse of the nine-headed insect mixed with his demonic attack and inhaled it into his body.

Mei Youde's eyes twitched.

There was indeed a problem with the Demon Lord.

He even wanted to regain the power of these residual attacks on his body.

'He can't heal himself?'

These thoughts flashed in Mei Youde's mind.

In an instant, the black mist on the throne rolled up.

The devil peppers with Scoville ten million rating developed by Su Yu under the guidance of Wood Spirit and Earth Spirit, and the spiciness of a nine-headed insect blended together to form a terrible hot sauce.

This devil sushi roll was completely dipped in this devil pepper sauce and rolled in a thick circle.

Spicy, sour, sweet, bitter, hot, and salty, a very special item.

It actually mobilized pain. It spread on peripheral nerves to activate the nociceptors.

Once the spiciness exceeded the tolerance, it would cause a strong burning sensation. This burning pain affected the mouth and throat and continued all the way to the stomach and intestines. Even the skin of the hand that touched it and the lips that only touched it slightly would likely experience the feeling of being burned.

It ignored the body's own defense and rigidity, and activated acute pain through the nociceptors.

This pain, once activated, would not flee lightly.

It would continue to act...for a long time.

"Roar-"

In an instant, the black mist on the throne made a shocking roar as if it had been injured.

It froze for a moment but quickly rolled violently.

The black mist struggled on the throne like he was in excruciating pain.

It just inhaled all the remains of the nine-headed insect in one breath!

At this moment, the demonic energy was stirring frantically and it was out of control.

The black mist seemed to be burning. It was steaming hot and holes gradually appeared as if it had been burned through!

"Human cultivators hurt me!"

The demon general holding the 'landmine' buried by Su Yu in the distance immediately trembled and knelt down. "The Demon Lord..."

However, in the blink of an eye, he was crushed by the black claws and dragged into the black mist without making a sound.

The black fog rolled and recovered a little in an instant.

Mei Youde froze and took a few steps back.

The Demon Lord was injured and needed a lot of demons to replenish himself.

But the huge black claw he was staring at didn't move. A black-faced head was thrust out from the demonic energy that was burned through several holes!

In horror, Mei Youde was bitten by this open mouth.

"Ah!"

"No - I am the master of luck! I have no demonic energy. What's the use of you swallowing me..."

Before the black mist fully engulfed him, Mei Youde saw the body on the throne.

It was a monster that seemed to be pieced together—the faces on its nine heads were clearly of different demons.

Mei Youde felt as if he had seen the eight faces before. It seemed to be from an ancient record and the appearance was the seven demon commanders and the Demon Lord who had attacked the human world before.

When Mei Youde was surrounded in darkness, he finally remembered the string of grey mist beads that locked the souls of his sons and daughters and the method of luck—all from a witch who only had a sea of knowledge.

"No!"

He devoured the luck of others and improved himself.

But in the end, he was just a fodder and was swallowed as well.

---

In Zhiqiong Peak, at the Human Rehabilitation Conference.

"Eldest Senior Brother said he heard a painful roar in the demon world."

"He felt that the Demon Lord was injured by something. The demonic energy continued to fall... The entire main city was overflowing with demonic energy like a burning wound."

Hang Waner answered the phone and then reported to her second senior sister.

Everyone was stunned. "Are they fighting?"

Su Yu was very calm. "He probably ate the devil spicy sushi bomb I left behind."

'Tsk tsk, continuous bleeding.'

After a while, a call came again.

Hang Wan'er picked up. "It seems to have been suppressed to a certain extent, but it will be more painful soon."

Su Yu understood the latter sentence very well.

Even if it was discharged, the bottom would hurt.

The devil peppers were spicy, so be careful.

Not long after, Yan Yan, who was guarding Mei Youde's body and comforting his parents in the spirit of heaven, walked to the meeting area with a sword in his hand.

"All Mei Youde's clones suddenly turned to ashes."

Everyone was startled.

After a while, the phone rang to Hang Wan'er again.

She put down the phone line and her face was three-point happy, three-point solemn. "Elderst Senior Brother said he can't feel Mei Youde's breath in the demon world."

"He seems to be swallowed up. The other party has a part of the ability to use aura."

Everyone gasped.

"Junior Niece Su, I'm afraid the passage will soon be... fully opened."

Elder Zhang said solemnly.

"Prepare!" Su Yu snapped her fingers.

"In addition to the Demon Lord in the demon world, there are seven great demon cities—" He Tong, the head of Nanxun, stepped forward. "We, Nanxun, have no hesitation and can take on one of them. Jinbamen, Shuilingmen... the other six cities. "

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Hang Wan'er raising her hand. "There are only three cities."

He Tong was startled.

Su Yu nodded. "We have won four demon cities. They are four against three, and we can have more strength to fight against the Demon Lord together."

He Tong: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Su Yu quickly continued, "Our battle plan this time should be aimed at the head chef of the other party... oh no, it is aimed at the leader of the other party."

The demon commanders were nothing to be afraid of. They were fighting commanders against commanders.

There was only that Demon Lord, which was a headache.

If ordinary cultivators fight him, she was afraid that they would die. As for Xiao Muge, according to his own perception, against that big guy, the outcome was 50% to 55%.

But if the opponent was immortal and if he died, he would soon be reborn with the same strength. There was basically no chance of winning.

"We must synthesize the strength of everyone's cultivation and imprison him."

"Re-study whether it can be killed."

Master Su said so.

Everyone looked at each other.

He Tong, the head of Nanxun, blushed and asked, "How to imprison him?"

The demon world had been opened.

Su Yu was also thinking.

Was it useful to make a tower like the big white snake lady?

But her cultivation was not as good as the other party's. Her devil sushi only locked up its attacking power before it devoured Mei Youde.

For its real body, she couldn't suppress it beyond the level of her magic weapon.

"Then divide it into two steps. First, we get his cultivation level to drop sharply, and then after he is seriously injured, we imprison it with Little Su's magic weapon." Elder Zhang understood.

He could think clearly.

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When the Demon Lord completely digested Mei Youde, he shot the formation in the air with one claw.

With the tyranny of his power approaching ascension and the location of Nanxun's Zhiqiong Peak given by Mei Youde before his death, he instantly opened the human-demon world channel.

"Roar-"

He roared and summoned the demon army to rush out of the passage.

His body was shrouded in black mist. The seven demon commanders led the demon soldiers to the forefront.

When the army rushed into Zhiqiong Peak—

Four-sevenths of the demon world army stood calmly with the human cultivators.

The demons: "..."

The Demon Lord: "..."

The Demon Lord felt the pull of the hundred roads.

Whoooo—

Hundreds of identical men wearing bamboo hats, all similar to him who were about to soar, surrounded him and merged into one.

The man held a strange 'vacuum cleaner' pipe in his hand, poking at the edge of the black mist on the Demon Lord's body.

The steady stream of demonic energy was sucked away by the man wearing a bamboo hat. It quickly poured from his body and passed on to the demon commanders and demon soldiers who had already been connected like meridians behind him.

The aura of the Demon Lord descended rapidly, while the aura of the demon commanders and demon soldiers from the four major cities continued to increase.

The demons: "?"

Demon Lord: ...

The demons in the other three cities were going to attack, but they were stunned when they saw the full and satisfied expressions of the demons of the four cities.

The whirling sound kept coming.

"Aw, the Demon Lord's feast of the mobile elixir truck turned out to be like this, so cool!"

"Buy one get one free. It's a bargain!"

"Fuck, I've risen to level four, ah, level five, and I'm about to be a demon general."

"Have you become the Demon Lord today? Master Su, I want to buy an extra!"

When the three cities' demons heard it, they were very angry.

'Fuck!'

This kind of good thing. Why didn't the Demon Lord tell them?

They wanted to join too!

Su Yu stood at the back and looked at the man who was holding several strips of macaroni of perfect width and length.

"I knew that he was born with dough-pulling hands ~"

The macaroni he made was beautiful.

Master Su felt that it was very seductive.

"Second Senior Sister, will the Demon Lord explode with anger?"

Su Yu: "...no...?"

'Not so sure.'

Everyone panicked.

"It's fine," Master Su quickly calmed down. "I have taught Eldest Senior Brother how to assemble the parts of the airbag over the phone."

"???"

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