Using a Wok to Reorganize Life and Fly to Immortality Chapter 89
TLed by Serena Love
Edited by Liya
Chapter 89 - Princess Bed Egg Waffle
The spicy duck intestines were just slightly cooked. They were taken off the fire in time and finished cooking by relying on the residual temperature of the hot oil. The duck intestines were completely cooked but still tender and remained crispy.
At this time, the toughness and smell were not much. It was not difficult to chew between the teeth, but it still had a deep fragrance. The texture was thin. Every time you chew, the sauce and red oil that had been absorbed fill your mouth with bold excitement.
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Just as Mo Mie swallowed it, the delicious aftertaste permeated again, urging him to take another bite.
'This is addicting.'
When the demon came back to his senses, he shouted, "What are you feeding me - gulp."
He swallowed.
His body instinct was one step faster than his mind.
He pressed his neck, trying to spit out the thing that might be poisonous.
After a while, the spicy heat came up, and it was clear and mellow in his mouth.
Mo Mie glared and looked at Xiao Muge.
But the other party obviously did not intend to give him another one.
On the contrary, a slender female cultivator with bright facial features and a calm expression, who was not at all scared in front of him, Mo Mie, the leader of the twelve demon generals, took a step forward with a vegetable spoon.
A jade slip flew towards him.
[The Seven-Story Five Elements Secret Pagoda of the Human World 100-year Labor Contract]
Mo Mie: ...
He sneered, "Human cultivator waste. You cultivate in such an environment of heavenly and earthly treasures but are still not able to soar for many years! I will not let a waste like you step on me, nor will I betray demons for waste like you."
While he sneered, he also saw the five-element spirit keys and the seven-story secret palace glazed pagoda around Su Yu's belt, which was decorated with silver rope.
Mo Mie squinted. "Are you that Su Yu?"
He knew about Su Yu.
Mei Youde told them before that Nanxun's Su Yu was the most dangerous and must be removed first.
But the Demon Lord didn't believe in Mei Youde at all.
Human beings had always used strategies.
This might be a trap, or it might be the personal grudge of that Mei Youde, the waste.
Unexpectedly, he, Mo Mie, fell into the hands of Nanxun's Su Yu today.
What Mei Youde said turned out to be true.
"Unless I die, I will follow the Demon Lord for eternity!" Mo Mie said.
"What's the use of killing you?"
The Jasper Turtle laid on Xiao Muge's hat. It spread out its two thin claws and couldn't help but speak.
"If you die, the demon world will be delayed for a hundred years at most. Then a demon general with the same strength as you will be born. We can't kill demons. Your companions have told us."
Mo Mie was stunned for a moment. He immediately swept his demonic energy around and found that in the corner, there were Mo Sang and Mo Tu, who were timid and did not dare to look at him.
"How dare you tell them all the secrets of the demon world?"
He was furious, but he saw two helpless little white faces.
There were two golden horns on the foreheads of Mo Tu and Mo Sang, but the two had no demonic energy. The demonic essence in their body was also broken.
Only their powerful flesh remained.
Mo Tu bowed his head. "Sang and I can't go back anymore. Take a closer look. We are already from the city, cough no, we are not demons anymore."
Mo Mie: "..."
"Trash! Human cultivators are just deceiving you! Do you think you can survive by staying in the human world? Can you absorb spiritual energy?"
"Yes."
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The two demons answered at the same time.
After they glanced at each other, they flinched a little. "Master Su promised us that as long as we sign a century labor contract, and if we work hard and don't harm the human world, she will shape our meridians, dantian, golden core and Nascent Soul for us..."
Mo Mie: "?"
"How is it possible? Sang, all of your books have been read into the belly of a dog?"
Mo Sang was surprised. "You just took a Meridian Pill. Didn't you feel anything abnormal in your body? Aren't your arms and feet itchy?"
'It's a little itchy.'
As he spoke, the corner of Mo Mie's eyes twitched.
But when he was dying, would he scratch his itch in public and look inside his body?
Mo Mie glared at him.
Sure enough, the food that human beings fed him was poisonous!
'What Meridian Pills... um!??'
The demon bowed his head for a moment.
After he was busy looking inside his little finger that has been itchy since just now.
He was dumbfounded!
The root of his little finger actually formed a slender, hollow, thin tube in his body.
While he was speaking, the itch had already spread to his forearm. The slender tube had grown to his forearm!
The dark and chaotic demonic energy in his body was originally scattered in his flesh and blood, but at this moment, there was a small cluster of demonic energy rushing in as if it had found its home.
As if listening to a command, they slowly poured into the thin tube in his forearm and gradually drilled inside the tube!
'This, is this a meridian that only human cultivators could have?'
'No.'
Mo Mie was stunned and took a step back in shock. He felt fear and joy while pressing his left forearm.
It could accommodate the demonic energy and allowed the demonic energy to pass through smoothly... This was the demon meridian that appeared on the murals of the demon realms thousands of years ago.
In the scripture, this seemed to be called the Demonic Sun Small Hand Magic Sutra!
...He now had a demonic meridian! In half of his little finger?
Mo Mian clutched his arm, his heart beating wildly.
But he was taken aback.
Originally, there were a few scattered demonic essences on his arm, but one of the firefly-like demonic essences actually stopped and remained at the tip of the little finger.
It was like it had reached its home.
"Shaoze Point." Taoist Mu spoke in shock.
[T/N: It's an acupuncture point, approximately 0.1cm under your pinky finger's nail.]
The demonic essence of demons actually corresponded to the human body.
Even their meridians were consistent with human cultivation.
As everyone looked at each other dumbfoundedly, the meridian from Mo Mie's left little finger had reached the elbow of his forearm. Several demon essences also swarmed at fixed points.
From Shaoze acupoint at the distal end of his little finger to the anterior valley acupoint at the end of his little finger... all the way to the Xiaohai acupoint on the inner side of his elbow.
Whether it was the Five Spirits or the Nanxun elders, they all had weird expressions.
Could it be that thousands of years ago, or even earlier, humans and demons were not mortal enemies but the same species?
"Mie," Mo Sang breathed a sigh of relief, "I didn't lie to you, right? If you come here, not only can you beautify your horns, but there are also other good things."
Mo Tu nodded and touched his forearm in the same position.
Obviously, he consumed half a Meridian Pill.
Mo Mie was about to speak when the jade slip floating in front of him suddenly expanded.
[The Seven-Story Five Elements Secret Pagoda of the Human World 100-year Labor Contract]
[Twelve standard vessels, eight extraordinary veins.]
[You can get it by signing this deed. However, you need to swear that you will not oppose human beings and obey Su Yu, the master of the Seven-Story Five Elements Secret Pagoda, in order to repay the debt of this Meridian Pill.]
[After a hundred years, Su Yu will retain the renewal right of this contract.]
[In addition, depending on your performance, a decision will be made whether to give you a chance to create the golden core and Nascent Soul.]
Mo Mie couldn't help slandering in his heart.
Human cultivators really did a good job.
Su Yu pondered. "I won't force you. It's okay not to sign."
After she said this, she put away the remaining Meridian Pills.
Mo Mie was under the eaves and had to bow his head.
Mo Mie lowered his head for a moment: "...I will sign."
Even if he didn't sign, human cultivators wouldn't let him leave today.
He took a deep breath. "But I don't want to work with other demon generals. I'm only interested in higher-level demon commanders and demon master positions."
Half of his brand-new meridians were faintly hot. The demonic energy rose in his body, eager for more.
"I can help you, but I won't do it until I am strong. Once I'm discovered by the Demon Lord, he will detonate my demonic essence."
Zhiqiong Peak was eerily silent. Only the wind and trees moved.
As well as the group of brothers and sisters, who turned to look at Su Yu with admiration.
Mo Tu coughed. "Master Su also has a magic pill that hides demonic essence and prevents the Demon Lord from discovering it."
Mo Mie: "??"
He was silent and then he made a sound, "Like your demonic essence?"
The two Demons: "..."
Su Yu: "..."
"Cough," Master Su spread her hands awkwardly. "Don't be afraid, I already have an improved version."
The thumb-sized fried buns and glutinous rice dumplings previously were too heavy. Not only did they not cover up demonic essence, but they also caused perforation of the "digestive tract".
After a day of thinking, she had a new idea.
Hong Kong-style bubble egg waffles.
Puffy, soft, round like a small fruit, and neatly arranged like a checkers board.
Each bubble was semi-hollow.
If you tore it in half, you could clearly see that the crispy skin of the top half of the egg waffle was like a golden egg roll. However, the upper half was hollow, and the bottom half was soft and dense.
Then she hid red beans in the middle to add a little sweetness. Double the heat and double the happiness.
Su Yu felt that the hollow position just left space for demonic essence as if giving it a soft bed with a bedspread.
It could not only isolate the demonic essence but also prevent them from breaking and making them uncomfortable.
It would not affect the work of each demon in her kitchen.
Capitalist Su, no, Master Su thought this was very suitable.
"If you are willing to try, this is the Demonic Essence Princess Bed Pill - bubble egg waffle version."
Master Su spoke regardless of the stunned expression of the three demons, who were shocked by the long name of the pill. She entered the back kitchen with her hands behind her back.
"I really envy you, Mo Mie."
Mo Tu couldn't help but watch Su Yu with emotion.
"Hey, if I knew there was a hundred-year labor contract and I just signed it, my demonic essence would not be broken."
Not only was it not bad, but the demonic essence could also sleep in a princess bed.
Who had it? Who had slept in a princess bed?
Anyway, he thought that Mo Mie's demonic essence had never lied on a princess bed!
But his own demonic essence was broken.
Mo Tu lowered his head and wiped the corners of his eyes, trying to hold back his tears.
"When the time comes, let me see how your demonic essence sleeps on the princess bed."
"..."
Everyone in Nanxun looked at each other.
Hang Wan'er swallowed. She also wanted her Nascent Soul to sleep on a princess bed.
She put her hands on her hips and looked at the frustrated Mo Tu and Mo Sang. She encouraged, "Continue to make more golden demon horns. As long as you all work hard, are diligent and focus on getting contribution points, even though your demonic essence is broken, my Second Senior Sister can make it up for you."
Three Demons: "...!"
"Second Senior Sister can make meridians. What's so hard about demonic essence?"
Hang Wan'er was full of confidence.
Yu Dong had already made up his mind. "I'll give you a calculation of the value of the twelve vessels and the seven odd veins. See if you can afford it in a hundred years!"
The three demons could not help but feel a heavy weight on their shoulders.
"I heard that the demonic energy is dark and damp and has the power to destroy?" Yu Dong said.
After a while, when Su Yu carried the egg waffles in the oil paper bag and walked out of her small kitchen, she saw that there was no one standing outside.if you are reading this on a site other than puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
Qing Xuan, Taoist Mu and even Xiao Muge have all floated up in the air.
Hang Wan'er and the others all used flying swords and magic weapons.
From the door of her back kitchen, all the way to the mountain behind Zhiqiong Peak, there was a pungent smell.
At a glance, she saw that there were long-haired fermented stinky tofu and long-haired semi-finished fermented bean curd...
And the black aura lingered between the hands of one demon.
He even brought out two jars of cheese.
Stinky tofu was fermented by two kinds of molds, Aspergillus and Mucor.
Fermented bean curd was the fermentation of Rhizopus or Mucor with strong protease activity.
The fermenting bacteria of cheese was lactic acid bacteria.
Mo Mie coughed. "Can this be sold for spirit stones?"
Su Yu gave him a deep look.
Unexpectedly, when a demon put down their butcher knife, they could produce fermented ingredients.
Master Su raised her lips.
She handed him the egg waffle. "Try today's staff meal."
Mo Mie:
Master Su would not mistreat any hard-working and serious kitchen staff.
This freshly baked egg waffle was rolled up and placed in an oil paper bag.
When Mo Mie took it, he felt as if he was holding the clouds in the sky.
'How can it be so soft?'
'Can this really be a bed for demonic essence? Cough, can it really cover his demonic essence?'
Mo Mie bowed his head and saw the whole piece of egg waffles that were connected like chess pieces through the oil paper package.
To be honest, it was a far cry from the shape of a bed.
The soft yellow was like a goose egg. Just like the young ducklings he saw when he came to the human world, cute with tender feathers.
The mild aroma of milk and egg surrounded him.
After being undercover for the past few days, he did miss the familiar smell of Jinbamen's disciples feasting on their cultivation.
He couldn't help swallowing.
He was about to open his mouth and took a big bite of the rolled-up thing.
But he stopped and reached out instead. With careful fingers, he twisted off a cute little ball of this chessboard-like elixir and stuffed it into his mouth.
The moment he bit down, his demonic essence, which was violent in the past, was stunned.
'Crispy and soft.'
With a click, his teeth first touched the crisp golden yellow of the skin and then fell into the endless softness.
The soft, sweet and incomparably warm taste made his demonic heart weaken and stop to indulge in an instant.
At least at this moment, the demonic essence in his body was quiet and no longer violent.
As soon as he finished thinking about it, he found that his hands would move and unwittingly twist another bubble. He almost forgot why he was taking this princess bed pill, but he could not stop.
It was soft, crunchy and warm that lasted forever.
In the end, instead of carefully picking each bubble, he took the oil paper bag directly to his mouth and took a big bite.
Let his entire mouth, between the two rows of powerful teeth, be filled with this cloud-like, golden, dense fragrance.
The bite was extremely comfortable, but when you look closely, it hurt a bit.
More than half of the princess bed pill was eaten from the oil paper bag.
Pleasure was short-lived.
For the demons, most of their lives were endless bloodiness.
However, Mo Mie didn't have much time to sigh with emotion because he saw clearly that he was not in control and bit the last small piece of complete princess bed pill.
Below it was a soft bed, and above it was a thin and crisp bed tent with semi-circular ridges.
This was a round princess bed!
That human cultivator did not lie to him.
Mo Mie understood.
The other two demons, the people of Nanxun and others, were stunned.
Mo Mie's movements were not very elegant, but a pale golden aura wrapped around him at this moment.
He slowly floated up in the air and slowly laid down on his side.
It was as if he was lying on top of softly padded layers of fluff. A layer of bed tent fell over his body.
In that instant, everyone saw that the demonic energy in his body was also like this, gradually surrounded by the falling bed tent.
Sure enough, the demonic essences all laid on the circular glowing princess bed!
"I don't seem to feel the threat of the Demon Lord anymore."
Mo Mie suddenly opened his eyes.
He was big and rough, with a tiger-like waist and dark skin. But he was lying on his side on a princess bed composed of a half-translucent golden aura and speaking kindly to them.
Mo Tu and Mo Sang: ...
Everyone in Nanxun had complicated expressions.
Was it very easy to convert the demons? They felt more comfortable than ever.
Originally, the demonic essences in the demons' bodies, as long as they did not obey the Demon Lord, would detonate in their bodies at any time.
Since inheriting the demonic essence with the power of the demon general, Mo Mie had always felt that he was constrained and threatened.
But now, when the bed tent was completely down, this restriction and threat were gone.
'Peace.'
'In the bed, so at ease~'
Mo Mie took a deep breath before stepping on the ground from the 'bed' in mid-air.
He kneeled down on one knee, stroking his demon's heart with his hand, and reverently lowered his once rebellious head to Su Yu.
"Master Su."
"From today onwards, Mo Mie will obey your hundred-year contract!"
For four hundred and ninety-two years, the fear that he would be detonated at any time if he performed poorly had always haunted him.
And now, he signed a century-old labor contract with her.
It was just a few more pieces of stinky tofu.
The deed of contract work even had a clause that they only need to work for four hours a day.
'What fairy woman is this?'
She didn't enslave him.
'And—'
Mo Mie raised his dark and sullen face of submission. A trace of unnaturalness flashed. "Master Su, can you also give me a pair of golden pearl demon horns? I can do more work."
'Of course.'
'Crispy horns can be mass-produced in batches.'
'Cough.'
Master Su waved her hand generously. "As long as you perform well, sending you eight or ten every month will not be a problem."
Three Demons: ...
---
"Huh? I feel that the demonic essence of Mo Mie has also disappeared!"
The Demon Lord in front of the passage was furious. He shouted with a cold and violent voice.
Mei Youde coughed and was already vomiting blood.
"It's Nanxun again!"
He looked at the tall demon who was stuck at the entrance with an extremely ugly expression.
"Demon Lord, there are still nine demon generals in the human world. Before the commander Mo Er has left the passage, we can't let them move rashly!"
Mei Youde clenched his fist.
Otherwise, he would not be able to stand the backlash of these guys being killed.
But when he just finished talking.
Puddles of blood appeared in the eighth-grade Heavenly Book in his hand.
There were exactly nine puddles!
Mei Youde's fingers were shaking.
Soon, he heard the Demon Lord in the channel angrily slap Mo Er. "The nine demon generals are all in Nanxun... Their demonic essence had disappeared!"
Mei Youde: ...
Poof—
He spat out a mouthful of blood and it landed on the Heavenly Book.
Nine mouthfuls.
His breath quickly wilted.
'These demons are all useless!'
"Until the channel is fully opened, you can no longer act alone!" Mei Youde dug the cover of the book.
But Commander Mo Er, who was stuck at the entrance of the passage, sneered. He raised his arm with black energy and the hand entered the human realm.
He was very confident and violent.
"Mei Youde, do you think I'm so useless?"
"I will go to places other than Nanxun first."
Mo Er smiled. "Making riots and chaos is my style. It's too stupid to destroy them upfront."
Black aura suddenly drifted in all directions.
Cold and wet, with a touch of unpleasant madness.
Mei Youde looked down at the Heavenly Book.
He saw an ink smudge and a round white cake gradually appeared.
He didn't know what that meant.
---
Nanxun's Zhiqiong Peak.
Each disciple had found something to do.
Some had a heart-to-heart talk with the nine demon generals who had just arrived—their power was equivalent to the power of the human Divine Transformation.
In one hand, they held a jade slip of the deed of labor contract, and in the other hand, they held a highly decorated jade box.
Senior Brother Xiao Muge was guarding them.
"What can the Demon Lord give you? Can he give you an elixir, a practice method, or a magic weapon? No, you are so pitiful!"
Sixteenth Junior Brother, who had just become a Golden Core a short while ago, took courage. When the brutal demon was about to turn his face, he took out a pair of slender golden demon horns spreaded on the soft brocade in the first layer of the jade box.
"Look."
He took out the second layer of the jade box, opened it, and showed the Meridian Pill to the demon.
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He took out the third layer of the jade box, revealing the princess bed pill for demonic essence inside.
"Dang dang."
Nine Divine Transformation level demon generals: "..."
They also had brothers, sisters and even children.
Who didn't want to let their clan and sect have golden horns on their heads and also meridians? They no longer need to kill each other and could also advance?
The demon generals lowered their heads one by one.
They signed the contract, which was spellbound by Xiao Muge.
Even though they were a little frightened and didn't know if their choice was right, they were eagerly looking forward to a new future. They were all arranged to go to their rooms in the backyard of Zhiqiong Peak.
Then they saw Mo Mie, Mo Tu and Mo Sang.
They looked at each other.
Then looked at the others' golden horns and smiled.
"Very good, your arc looks handsome."
"Tomorrow, Tu, Sang, teach me how to make golden horns as well. I'm in this position."
"Take me to make fermented bean curd."
"I can make cheese."
"I'm in charge of pickles."
Each position would get one hundred spirit stones per day during probation.
After completing the probation period, they would get 150 spirit stones a day. If the amount exceeded the target, there would be a commission.
This night, lying on the bed, the demon generals felt that they had some hope.
Master Su also said that this was the case for the time being. Later, they must return to the demon world, optimize the environment of the demon world, and earn spirit stones from there.
The demons grinned.
On the next day, the back mountain's fermented food workshop was busy, transporting batches of stinky tofu into Su Yu's spatial storage bags. However, several sect disciples came anxiously from outside.
Jiuyao Mountain's Rong Xing, Qingrongmen's Liu Ran, Shuilingmen's Xue Ning, and the core members of several female cultivator patrols all had ugly expressions.
"Master Su, we have been poisoned by demon's aura."
They were sane, but their hands were constantly moving.
Their whole arm had turned black. When they held their flying swords, the flying sword was also damaged by them.
Not only that, but their hands also tried to destroy surrounding houses, trees, and medicinal herbs everywhere.
Even seeing Su Yu, they wanted to smash her iron pot.
The corners of Su Yu's mouth twitched. She quickly put the iron pot into her storage bag.
In the blink of an eye, the demonic energy flowed through their arms and gradually climbed to their shoulders.
"You are invaded by the chaotic and violent demonic energy."
Mo Mie could see this at a glance.
"At least at the level of a demon commander. I know a guy who masters the rioting energy. I can suppress one of you, but I can't let the demonic energy disappear immediately."
After saying that, he stretched out his hand. The demonic energy in a small half of his meridian moved and demonic energy was forced to their fingertips.
Liu Ran gritted her teeth. "If it really doesn't work, just cut off my fingers!"
Cultivators could reshape their bodies when they advanced to a Divine Transformation.
But Mo Mie glanced at her. "It's useless. The demonic energy is parasitic on your body. If you cut off the part, it will penetrate your body through the wound."
Liu Ran immediately paled.
Su Yu pressed her arm and probed with her divine sense.
Mo Mie grinned. "Master Su, don't worry. This bit of demonic energy will not kill you. Just let their hands show a certain degree of destruction. Only by constantly destroying objects around them will this demonic curse subside."
But black vines grew from Liu Ran's fingertips and slapped him in the face.
Mo Mie: ...
"Ah, sorry, my hands just don't obey me. It's uncomfortable not to break things!"
The corners of their mouths twitched.
Su Yu pondered, looking at Liu Ran's dark fingertips.
"Keep breaking things...?"
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