Using a Wok to Reorganize Life and Fly to Immortality Chapter 88
TLed by Serena Love
Edited by Liya
Chapter 88 - Crispy Horns and Spicy Duck Intestine
Master Su was no saint.
Who would invite a bad person to dinner?
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However, Master Su lowered her head and read the investigation report.
This was the feedback from the two demons.
Sweat and tears would reduce the demonic energy inside the demons.
The demon horn would fall off when their demonic energy was reduced to a certain level.
Under the impact of many kinds of delicious food, the demonic essence couldn't bear it. It would be damaged due to too much joy.
This just meant that joy begets sorrow.
Su Yu looked at the two demons.
Perhaps this battle between humans and demons did not require the blood of the human cultivators.
As long as Master Su's kitchen was running healthily.
Master Su would fight!
"Don't give up yet?"
Taoist Mu snorted.
Two big men with red eyes were crying. Their tears were welling up again.
'There is no going back.'
They lost their demonic essence and demon horns. They were already trash. Even if they go back, they would be laughed at by other demons. They were no different from being disabled!
[T/N: Rude...]
Mo Tu raised his head, did not struggle with the twisted chain cuffs in his hands, and sniffed. "We won't say anything. Wait two more days. What if the demonic essence came back?"
Taoist Mu: "..."
Hang Wan'er snorted. "You really won't cry if you don't see my second senior sister's poisonous pill!"
Xiao Muge was about to undo his muslin, but Su Yu stopped him.
Mo Sang gritted his teeth. "Even if we are willing to help you, we can't do it. What we are now... is no different from human cultivators. If we communicate with other demon generals, they will find the abnormality at a glance. Trust us!"
Demons also competed with each other to see who had the most beautiful horns. Whose color was darker and purer. Whose curvature of the horns was more imposing.
Now their demon horns were gone.
They were ugly enough that they wanted to die.
"You kill me." Mo Sang bowed his head.
Don't talk about communicating with other demon generals. He didn't even want to see them.
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Su Yu looked at their now pale faces and smooth foreheads. They really didn't look like demons.
"There is no way for your demonic essence, but the demon horns can still stick back." Hang Wan'er said while akimbo.
The two demons were startled.
Hope ignited in Mo Tu's eyes. However, it dimmed in an instant. "When demon horn loses its demonic energy, it will turn to ashes in the human world."
His handcuffed wrist moved and he took out a bark roll from his robe.
Before he opened it, some white ashes spilled out from the inside.
The original black horns were now white powder and quickly flew away.
Mo Tu's hand shook and more white ash fell. He was about to cry. He wanted to reach out and grab it, but more ash fell.
His eye sockets were even redder this time.
'Why are these demons so pitiful?'
Su Yu coughed lightly.
Attracting other demon generals to Nanxun, gathering masters from various factions and wiping out the remaining ten demon generals in one go. These two big demons were still needed to lure the enemy.
If they couldn't meet each other, the other demons would discover the humanization of these two guys.
She pondered for a while, then asked, "How long do you want your demon horns?"
Mo Sang and Mo Tu, the two demon generals who were full of resentment: "??"
Master Su had seen the appearance of the demon horns. The top was pointed, and the bottom was slightly rounded. Some were slender, some were curved and there were circles of texture on the surface.
Wasn't this the splendid crispy horns?
Su Yu immediately asked her Seventh Junior Sister to distribute rice paper to the two demons. Then, they asked the two demons to draw their horn length, the bottom diameter, as well as the number of circle patterns.
The two demons reached into their memory.
Although they didn't believe she could do it, their memories were quite good.
"My demon horns are three inches long..." Mo Sang glanced at his companion and immediately opened his mouth.
"Nonsense. At most, an inch and a half." Mo Tu sneered, "Do you think I've never seen it before? You can't see the tip of your horns when you put on a hood."
Mo Sang: "It's still longer than yours. I have twelve circles."
"Eight at most. No more." Motu snorted, "I have one more than you. If you had twelve, I would have thirteen. Each is four inches long."
"That's not impossible. That's not it."
Mo Sang recognized this exaggerated size.
"Bah, I don't want to argue with you anymore."
A demon's mind was simple. Mo Sang knew what he was facing and looked at Su Yu with red eyes. "Well, I remembered it wrong. I have fifteen circle patterns, and my horns are four and a half inches long. It couldn't be shorter."
Su Yu: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Did they destroy the brains of those demons in the war many years ago?
Taoist Mu coughed lightly. "Don't make false reports. Otherwise, your companions will find something abnormal and sabotage our plan."
Mo Tu raised his handcuffs and scratched his head. "To attract other demons and ask them to disobey the order of the Demon Lord, shouldn't this place have a strong reason to attract them?"
'This place can grow horns!'
'Demon horns beautification!'
Taoist Mu was speechless.
Su Yu had already started her operation.
Puffed pastries such as crispy horns could be completed easily by industrial machine production lines.
Material mixing, extrusion, cooling and then, compound molding, drying, and then entering the frying stage.
After the machine was set up, it basically did not require much human intervention.
There would be a way to achieve mass production in the future.
There were only two demons today, so Su Yu would make a few by hand first.
Not long after kneading the dough, she made a small triangular dough with pointy corners and dried it slowly.
The two demons walked over to look with great interest.
Their demonic energy was completely gone, their demonic essence was broken and they were wearing handcuffs.
Taoist Mu also let them step forward to take a look.
It was their fake horns, after all.
At a glance, the two demons slumped. "It's a little small and it's very flat."
"This is for Mo Sang."
"This is for Mo Tu."
"..."
"..."
The two demons glared at each other.
What kind of friendship they had before was gone.
"It's for the two of you. Go and argue elsewhere."
Su Yu frowned, took the bamboo strip and slid the two horns into the frying pan.
The two demons were suddenly frustrated and looked around. "Can't you make it bigger?"
Master Su: "Shut up."
The two covered their mouths for fear that she would lose her temper and make their fake horns ugly.
In an instant, they saw the little triangles swell up.
The swollen triangles wandered around in the wok, became twice as big... then three times as big.
The tips were pointed, the golden horns became gradually slender and the bottom gradually expanded.
The circle pattern on the horns became clear and deep.
Even the tip of the horns was slightly curved due to the gradual slenderness of the horn body.
'What a handsome horn!'
There was really not much difference except that it was golden, which was not in line with the darkness of their demonic clan.
"This is my demon horn."
The two demons spoke in unison.
Su Yu picked it up, drained the oil and cooled it down, sprinkled it with fine powdery seasoning.
Mo Sang had read countless books and was excited.
'Is this a rare treasure - a pearl magic horn?'
He looked at Su Yu and didn't dare to make a sound for fear of disturbing her and breaking the horns in her hand.
In an instant, five golden lights fell from the sky, falling on these delicate pearly red gold horns.
The two demon's eyes suddenly glowed red.
Even the Demon Lord couldn't give them such jeweled demon horns.
After Master Su took out the pan, she handed them a bamboo strip with about a dozen wonderful crispy horns.
"It's all ours?" The two demons were stunned.
Su Yu coughed lightly. "Yeah. There is no demonic energy, but you can just wear it."
There were twelve beautiful horns. What demonic energy was necessary?
The two demons almost blurted out.
Anyway, their demonic essence was broken and they couldn't use demonic energy.
They looked at the bamboo strips.
When frying, the heat in the pot and the direction of the oil floating changed in real-time.
Hence, the twelve puffed fried horns would not be identical.
The tip of each horn had a slightly different curvature.
The two demons immediately raised their handcuffs and quickly tried on each pearly red gold demon horns on their foreheads.
"One of the horns is pointed up and centered and the other is to the right. That's good."
"One to the left, one to the right is fine... Both on the left, I'll try it."
Hang Wan'er summoned her Nascent Soul holding the bronze mirror and let them take a look in front of the mirror.
They had a hard time choosing.
But it didn't matter. There were twelve of them, so they could wear a different one every day.
The two demons were happy.
"Are you sure?"
"I can temporarily use aura to bond it. Others can't probe it easily."
Su Yu mixed black sesame paste, ready to color them.
The two demons retreated together. "Gold is good-looking. Gold is necessary!"
Su Yu: "..."
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[Mo Lan, come to Nanxun quickly. I found a treasure. After taking it, my demon horns grew one inch. The circle pattern became three more, turning my horns into pearly red gold.]
[Mo Mie, come quickly...]
[Mo Xun, some hands are fast and some hands are slow. There are only three. Only three Beautiful Horns Elixir!]
[Don't tell other demons. Otherwise, don't blame me if you didn't get any.]
[Ah, only the last one is left!]
The demon generals who were infiltrating all over the four realms soon received information in their jade slips from Mo Sang, who knew everything.
"Hey, the fire of your demonic essence has been extinguished. You have fallen into the hands of human cultivators and you want to deceive us!"
The demon generals who saw the news were furious.
Among them, the most senior of the twelve demons almost crushed his jade slip in anger.
They all received news from the Demon Lord and learned that the demonic essence of Mo Sang and Mo Tu had been shattered. They would be seriously injured if they didn't die.
Who would have thought he would receive a message from this guy, Mo Sang, in a blink of an eye.
This was a trap.
"You actually learned the treacherousness of human cultivators." Mo Mie cursed.
But the human world communication jade slip, which he held vigorously, soon showed a faint profile portrait of Mo Sang.
It was taken from the side. The exquisite arc of the horns with pearly red-gold color and the tall and slender body could be clearly seen.
The demon generals were stunned.
This demon horn was really powerful.
Even Mo Sang, the unattractive-looking and single male demon became a little more handsome with those pair of red-gold demon horns, which was indeed a bit different from ordinary demons.
On those golden horns, there were circle-shaped inscriptions that symbolized the strength and status of demons. Under the sunlight, the ground moonlight pearl was like fine powder, not only deep and clear but also particularly dazzling.
Golden and sparkly.
The demon realm did not see the sun and the moon all year round. The demonic energy there was hard to disperse.
It destroyed demons both physically and mentally.
Why would they be willing to come to the human world to take the lead?
Because his mother's time was short, she wanted to take a look at the moonlight in the human world. She heard that it was very beautiful.
If his demon horns could become like this...
'No, it's a trap!'
Mo Mie gritted his teeth, but soon received a new message.
[Only the last Beautiful Horns Elixir left! Although it can't increase demonic power, it can beautify demon horns. It is full of gold and it shines from any angle.]
[The last one, come quickly if you want it, it will be gone soon!]
Mo Mie clenched his fist. In one breath, he left his hiding place in Jinbamen and flew towards Nanxun.
As long as he took the Beautiful Horns Elixir and left quickly, even a trap couldn't catch him!
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The night in Nanxun was extremely quiet.
At this moment, Qing Xuan who led the guarding team, the other elders, the core disciples of Zhiqiong Peak and the five spirits who were watching, were all around Mo Tu and Mo Sang.
The two were under the command of Su Yu.
The two demons had infinite demon power and were born with strong flesh and blood. They had already begun making dough and new batches of demon horns.
It was too dark, it was not golden enough and the curvature was not enough... But even so, they gradually had smiles on their faces.
After all, it would be their own future equipment. Happy.
The corners of Qing Xuan's mouth twitched when he watched them.
When the two demons finally succeeded and made a pair of golden horns that were not perfect but had a proper look, they finally let go.
"I'll talk." Mo Sang bowed his head first.
In the clumsy and unsuccessful attempts to make crispy horns, he wasted a lot of spiritual materials, but this female cultivator, Su Yu, still looked calm. She did not beat or urge them.
As if she wanted to let them practice forever.
Don't underestimate the process of making pastry. At least in the demon realm, the two demons had never experienced it.
Successful pastry-making was a great sense of achievement.
They felt their progress time and time again. Their satisfaction was even more overwhelming when they saw the final product.
They gradually gained the confidence that they could survive in the human world.
It was better than fighting.
"Actually, we came to the human world to snatch a kind of elixir from you." Mo Tu said while stuffing his mouth with the failed products.
There was a click and a crisp sound.
It also had the fragrance of special seasoning powder for barbecue.
He looked startled, opened his mouth quickly and threw in another.
The straight-faced Elder Zhang stared at him. "Nonsense. You demons can't absorb the spiritual energy of our human world. What's the use of getting elixirs?"
Mo Tu coughed. "Yes, because we can't absorb the spiritual energy, so we want the eighth-grade cleansing pill."
Elder Zhang was stunned.
Mo Sang bit a golden demon horn. "Our demon ancestors read about eighth-grade Bone Marrow Cleansing Pill in the human cultivation records that we obtained by chance thirteen hundred years ago. "
"A Bone Marrow Cleansing Pill can make a cultivator who has cultivated to become a Divine Transformation to change his own path and change his technique."
Su Yu was standing by the table, setting aside their failed works and letting them eat them by themselves.
When she heard that, she stopped.
She subconsciously thought about what a similar recipe would be.
Elder Zhang couldn't help laughing and sneering. "This elixir did exist, but what's the use of you demons taking it? Could it be that you want to eat the pill and take the path of human cultivation?"
Mo Sang raised his eyes. "Yes."
Elder Zhang: ...
'Demons live on demonic energy, so why should you learn from others?'
"Our demon cultivations have been limited since a thousand years ago. It is difficult to absorb demonic energy to a certain extent."
Mo Sang lowered his head.
"Accurately speaking, our body is nothing but a container of demonic essence."
Mo Tu simply sat on the ground. "When a demon dies, his demonic essence will be inherited by another demon."
"The demonic essence will train them into a new demon general, but they will always be a demon general at most. They will grow to the peak strength of the previous demon who died. Not only demon generals. The same is true for other demon soldiers."
"So, we are just a container of demonic energy."
Taoist Mu was stunned. "So, if we kill you, a new demon general will be born soon?"
Everyone in Nanxun looked solemn.
They didn't know this.
In the last war, when the demons attacked, human cultivators killed a lot of demons.
Mo Sang grinned. "Yes, you can never finish killing us. If you kill one, a new demon of the same rank will be born in the demon city."
"This should be what you people said, one decrease and one increase. There is always a fixed number."
Everyone was silent.
Then this battle only consumed the strength of human beings?
The demons couldn't be killed at all.
[Master, is this the way of heaven? Is the way of heaven allowing demons to exist?]
The Jasper Turtle muttered.
Xiao Muge could not answer this question.
But he already understood why the demons wanted the cleansing pill.
"We don't want to be a container of demonic energy. We want to cultivate on our own to make our demonic energy efficient. We can only try it with the pill." Mo Sang clenched his fists. "Look. Apart from demonic energy, can't we open up an advanced path similar to human cultivation?"
Qing Xuan sighed. "Whether the Bone Marrow Cleansing Pill can do this, I don't know. Besides, it has been lost."
"What!" Mo Sang and Mo Tu were shocked.
The two demons gritted their teeth. "Even so, the army of ten thousand demons will not change their decision to enter the human world. Maybe after staying in the human world for a long time, they can find a way to absorb the spiritual energy."
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Su Yu finally understood.
'This is a serious problem.'
The demonic essence was eternal.
The total number of demons remained unchanged.
You couldn't stop killing them at all.
It was no wonder that in the last war, human cultivators paid a heavy price. Finally, the demons retreated, but that was because a large number of demon generals and commanders died, and it took them a while to regenerate.
The only way to avoid future troubles was to solve the problem from the root.
"Since a thousand years ago, a large number of demons could only imprison their demonic energy inside their demonic essence. Everyone lost the ability to absorb demonic energy, so demonic energy in the demon realm is even more rampant."
Mo Sang bowed his head.
"According to the records left by the ancient demons, there was still the sun and the moon in the demon realm thousands of years ago. However, now the sky on the demon realm is obscured and there is no light all day long."
Mo Tu gritted his teeth. "We used to have the same healthy animal meat and magical plants as in the human realm. But later, there was too much demonic energy. Those edible things mutated and became something even dogs won't eat!"
Master Su raised her eyebrows.
This was the imbalance of the ecological environment.
Originally, the demons could continuously absorb demonic energy. The demonic energy in their environment reached a comfortable level suitable for demons to live in.
But now the concentration of demonic energy was too high, making these local demons feel unable to survive.
It couldn't make them stronger and the environment was harsh.
It was only then that they thought about the human world.
"I guess I get it."
Su Yu looked at the two golden-horned demons.
The best solution was not to make demons become human beings but to let demons absorb more demonic energy in the demon world.
This was a question of environmental governance.
If the demonic energy returned to its ecological balance, the demon world's vegetation and beasts would gradually recover.
Who wanted to leave their hometown and make a living on someone else's land when their home was comfortable?
"It's hard to go back..."
Mo Sang, who knew everything, sighed.
"According to the murals left in our demon city, we used to be the same as human cultivators. There are meridians in our bodies. After absorbing the demonic energy to a certain extent, the meridians widen and demonic essence appears."
"But now, we have a lot of demonic energy, but we don't have the meridians that could run the demonic energy."
"So, it can only be imprisoned in our demonic essence."
Hang Wan'er, Lu Yizhou and the others looked at each other and turned to show strange expressions.
"This problem, Second Senior Sister will know."
"Second Senior Sister can even make a golden core pill!"
"What! Can you make meridians too?"
Mo Tu couldn't believe it. He looked at Su Yu, only to feel that she was shinier than their golden demon horns.
Master Su coughed lightly.
'There are many recipes.'
"If you can, then you will be our master!"
Mo Sang gritted his teeth. From the tattered spatial storage purse around his waist, he pulled out a pitch-black Demon River Water Duck and handed it to Su Yu respectfully.
Its feathers had fallen out.
Su Yu frowned and opened the duck's lower body.
"It's barely usable. I'll give it a try."
Meridians... Master Su thought of the duck intestines at the moment.
It was flexible, tough and hollow enough to hold... demonic energy.
She was going to make spicy boiled duck intestines.
This was also a quick dish. If the duck intestines were cooked for too long, they would become tough and hard to bite.
You must set the timing perfectly. When the duck intestines were slightly rolled up, you reduced the heat.
After waiting for some time, the two demons saw Su Yu taking out something with red oil.
The roots meandered like meridians.
Their eyes lit up but soon dimmed.
Their demonic essence had been broken. Even if they had meridians, they were mostly useless, hey.
They were sad but suddenly looked up in surprise.
"Master Su, the head of the demon commander is Mo Mie!"
"You can get him to try the Meridian Pill!"
Mo Mie, according to what Mo Sang said, soon arrived at a forbidden hut of Nanxun in the mountain behind Zhiqiong Peak.
He observed in the dark.
Not long after, he saw a pair of red-gold and slender demon horns in the Treasure Pavilion.
Just now, his heart was surging, but his face changed suddenly. He turned into black smoke and retreated a hundred feet.
'It's too late!'
In the blink of an eye, a guy with a hat on his head and a muslin cloth tied on his hands, which was even more suspicious than his demon general's black robe, blocked his way!
"Your Excellency is visiting Zhiqiong Peak. Why do you need to be sneaky? Please."
When the man in the bamboo hat opened his mouth, the demon screamed badly.
But as soon as he breathed, Hang Wan'er, Lu Yizhou, Wei Zhao and others appeared beside him.
Qing Xuan, Taoist Mu and Elder Zhang were all here.
Mo Mie closed his eyes.
He thought that he was much stronger than Mo Sang and Mo Tu. As long as he burned some demonic energy, his escape speed would be much faster than that of human cultivators.
But who would have thought that this man in the bamboo hat was several times more tyrannical than him and that he could not escape?
"If you want to kill, then kill!" Mo Mie was convinced.
Although he was unwilling, stronger demons had always eaten the weak. All demons had nothing to say.
But when he opened his mouth, a cloud of red mist winding like a string was shot into his mouth by the man in the bamboo hat.
Mo Mie: ...
He was about to vomit it out.
However, Xiao Muge approached in one breath. He stretched out his hand to hold down his jawbone. "Chew."
Mo Mie: ...
'Is this a new way of abusing demons?'
While he was thinking, the hot oil rushed into his throat.
In one breath, the demon moved his mouth.
With a big gulp, he swallowed.
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[T/N: Crispy Horns refer to this kind of snack
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