Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack Chapter 62
Translated by Serena Love
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Chapter 62: Teriyaki Chicken Burger
Feng Tian's face turned pale, and her heart was beating fast.
Tang Qiaoqiao glanced at her and saw her pale face. She gently held her hand and secretly transferred some spiritual power into her body.
After Tang Qiaoqiao gripped her hand, Feng Tian suddenly felt more at ease, and her heartbeat didn't go so fast.
"Little Xiangxiang, Ganbatte. Don't lose the face of our old Zhao family." Chen Qing said so, but she already took out her phone, ready to take pictures of Tang Qiaoqiao's embarrassment.
After Shen Liang got out of the roller coaster, he hid to the side and threw up. He was too uncomfortable.
He thought that as a big man, he couldn't stand it, let alone Tang Qiaoqiao.
Tang Qiaoqiao actually laughed at him just now. He wants to see who will be more embarrassed.
This is the first time Tang Qiaoqiao rides a roller coaster, and it feels very novel. She imagines that this feeling of flying in the air was a bit like a Taoist flying with a sword.
She looked at the ground calmly. The staff below looked smaller and smaller.
Feng Tian raised her head high, not daring to look down at all.
At this time, the music started, and the familiar intro played in their headphones.
When Chen Qing saw the song popping out on the screen, she was taken aback for a moment and almost laughed out loud when she finally reacted.
The song Tang Qiaoqiao chose was "Heroic Song."
'How does her brain works?'
However, she is now role-playing as a man, and she chose this song on this occasion.
At this time, the people on the roller coaster have already sung out.
"Wow. The river flows eastward. The stars in the sky are like the Big Dipper, wow."
"If you say go, let's go. Wow. You have me, and I have everything. Wow."
Because they sing with headphones on, they can't hear their own singing, but everyone below can hear it clearly.
Everyone was confused.
'Did Tang Qiaoqiao's mouth was so out of tune?'
However, comparing her heroic expression and her hard-working state made the audience feel a sense of joy inexplicably.
It was seriously out of tune.
Feng Tian's voice was intermittent. She really couldn't figure out why Tang Qiaoqiao was so calm at such a high altitude.
Tang Qiaoqiao could even stop and correct her wrong words.
"When it's time to make a move, make a move. Go through Jiuzhou, and then follow him, hey yeah, yeah, hey, yeah, hey, yeah."
"What did I sing?" Feng Tian looked at the highest point in front of them and asked fearfully.
"You sang "oh, yeah" you missed a word."
Feng Tian: ???
She closed her eyes tightly. 'Big sister, are you serious? Don't worry about one or two typos at this time. The highest point is here!'
'Mom, help!'
At the moment when the roller coaster dived down, Feng Tian's heart raised to her throat, and she immediately grabbed Tang Qiaoqiao's hand.
Tang Qiaoqiao has great expectations on the highest point. After all, 90 meters is almost as high as a 30-story building. However, she waited until she reached the top and looked down.
'That's it?'
'Disappointment.'
Shen Liang had been paying attention to Tang Qiaoqiao's reaction, waiting to see the moment her face changed.
However, Tang Qiaoqiao only squinted her eyes a bit because of the strong wind. Her expression hardly changed, and her face was smiling, quite enjoying the state of tumbling high in the sky.
Most people who play this game will leave ugly photos—either their muscles are twisted, or their expressions are out of control, but Tang Qiaoqiao doesn't have any of that.
Shen Liang was dumbfounded.
'This woman is really not a human being.'
If Tang Qiaoqiao heard his words, she would say, "Bingo, you got it right."
After a 90° dive, followed by a few big turns, Feng Tian had given up singing a long time ago. She just screamed again and again.
Tang Qiaoqiao became the lead vocalist and continued to sing, "Wow, rushing to Jiuzhou." The more she sang, the more energetic she became.
When the roller coaster came down at the end, Feng Tian was numb. After taking a few deep breaths, her heartbeat gradually calmed down. The roller coasters she used to play with were all toys in front of this roller coaster. It was horrible.
Then she saw her hand holding Tang Qiaoqiao's hand tightly.
Feng Tian retracted her hand suddenly, Tang Qiaoqiao's hands were all red because of her, but she didn't say a word.
Feng Tian looked extraordinarily uncomfortable, and she whispered, "Thank you."
Tang Qiaoqiao raised the corners of her mouth, "You're welcome."
Feng Tian blushed. For the first time, she felt that Tang Qiaoqiao is not too bad. At least she gave a very good sense of security.
Chen Qing saw Tang Qiaoqiao come down and immediately gave two thumbs. "I'll call you elder sister instead. You were just slaying it. Are you not afraid?"
Tang Qiaoqiao waved up the non-existent bangs in front of her forehead and said with a smile, "It's a trivial matter."
Shen Liang: ...
Tang Qiaoqiao got a high score of 82. Although she was out of tune at the beginning, she sang "Heroic Song" from the beginning to the end.
The program team has done so many programs, and it is not the first time for them to make stars sing in the air. No artist has ever been able to sing a song consistently from start to finish. Basically, they will sing a few sentences and then break the song.
Tang Qiaoqiao is the only one who finished her song.
Then, the other two teams also finished their tasks in a scream of horror.
In the end, Tang Qiaoqiao and Feng Tian's team won and got the right to start 30 minutes earlier than the other teams.
"Let's go!" As soon as the director announced that they had won, Tang Qiaoqiao rushed out like an arrow, and Feng Tian was bewildered by the gust of wind.
A few seconds later, the gust of wind ran back again, took her hand, and ran again.
"Why are you standing, stupid? Let's go."
Thirty minutes seems to be a lot of time, but in a playground such as Happy Valley, the distance between one mission and another is not short. Not to mention that the director did not give them a map. They have to find the next location by themselves.
What will you do if you are not hurrying up?
Feng Tian was dragged by Tang Qiaoqiao and had to run for a while.
"No way, I really can't run." Feng Tian couldn't help but shake off Tang Qiaoqiao's hand and squatted on the road panting.
She was obviously here to be a princess and not to participate in a running competition.
Tang Qiaoqiao glanced back and said, "After a while, they will catch up."
"If they catch up, they will catch up. I'm a princess. As a knight, you have to listen to me." Feng Tian frowned, and her hair was messed up. Her makeup is gone, and her Brother Shen Liang is gone. What's the point of participating in this show?
The more she thinks about it, the more she feels wronged.
Tang Qiaoqiao thought for a while. "Okay, let's go slowly."
Feng Tian raised her head and nodded, but she just got up and almost knelt down again because of her soft legs. Tang Qiaoqiao had to support her to get up.
"Princess Tian Tian, Rider Qiao will help you."
Feng Tian glanced at Tang Qiaoqiao and pursed her lips: "I have not only sore feet but also very hungry. You are a knight. You should obey the princess's orders and go find me something to eat."
Tang Qiaoqiao replied to her coldly, "Are you trying to delay time on purpose so that your brother Shen Liang can win?"
After being dismissed, Feng Tian blushed. She stomped her feet in anger and said, "You are talking nonsense. I am not that kind of person."
"Besides, Brother Shen Liang won't win by this means. He will defeat you righteously." Feng Tian added angrily.
Tang Qiaoqiao said, "Okay, this is what you said. Please remember."
Feng Tian nodded fiercely. " Of course."
"But," Feng Tian said, "I'm really hungry. I am still underage. People shouldn't be hungry when they are growing up."
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Tang Qiaoqiao disliked her. "You can come here to join in the excitement when you are underage?"
"Who said people couldn't participate in reality shows when they are underage. You are discriminating," Feng Tian stood still. "Anyway, this princess is hungry. I want to eat."
There is no one in the playground, and the restaurant is basically closed. Let's see where Tang Qiaoqiao can find food.
She is not unreasonable or making trouble. The program team originally gave the princess the privilege to command her knight.
Tang Qiaoqiao looked at Feng Tian speechlessly.
Then she seemed to have made a major decision. She put her hand inside her sleeve with a painful expression on her face.
Feng Tian took two steps backward. Would Tang Qiaoqiao be angry and want to hit her with something?
However, when Tang Qiaoqiao pulled out the thing, Feng Tian was dumbfounded.
What she took out was actually a hamburger wrapped in plastic wrap!
The director in front of the monitor almost spits out his drink when he saw this scene.
'Interesting!'
It was really the right decision to invite Tang Qiaoqiao. The director had already anticipated netizens' reaction during the broadcast and made a note to highlight this scene later.
Feng Tian was stunned. "You actually carry a hamburger with you?"
"I made it myself. Do you want to eat it?" She prepared this especially for herself. She originally planned to take it out when she was hungry. Now this child will get it cheaply.
Feng Tian suffered the second wave of shock. "Did you make it yourself?"
"Hmm, Teriyaki Chicken Burger." Tang Qiaoqiao originally wanted to make a spicy fried chicken burger but thought that the fried chicken would be soft and not crispy after being left for a long time. So instead, she made a teriyaki chicken burger.
Tang Qiaoqiao broke the chicken burger, divided it into two, and handed the half to Feng Tian.
Feng Tian took it and watched Tang Qiaoqiao eating up. She was silent for two seconds. 'Can the cold hamburger be eaten?'
She hesitated and took a bite. The bread was still very soft, with a layer of sesame seeds sprinkled on the surface, with a sweet smell.
What's even more amazing is the teriyaki chicken thighs sandwiched inside. The skin was fried to a golden brown and covered with thick red-brown sauce. The meat was smooth and tender, and the juice was locked inside. When you taste it carefully, the tenderness of the chicken is still sweet with a hint of honey, but it is not too sweet and tastes just right.
This teriyaki chicken thigh burger is very rich in ingredients. It also contains fried eggs, tomato slices, and lettuce. Except for the flour used to make the bread, the other ingredients are all from Tang Qiaoqiao's small vegetable garden.
Feng Tian got lucky and got a hamburger from her.
The tomatoes are sweet and sour, the lettuce is green and fresh, with tender fried eggs and salad dressing, the rich taste is unstoppable.
Feng Tian has lived abroad for a long time but has never eaten such a delicious hamburger.
Every ingredient is so fresh, the taste is absolutely perfect, and she can't fault it at all.
She devoured half of a hamburger, but she still wants to eat it. She didn't eat much.
Feng Tian licked her lips and stared at Tang Qiaoqiao with scorching eyes. "Anything else ?"
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Tang Qiaoqiao shook her head, holding one burger in her sleeve is already the limit.
Feng Tian regretted it a little bit. She should have eaten it slower. What's more terrifying is that she might not be able to eat other hamburgers in the future.
"Can I pay for it after the show recording is finished? You can make me two more, no, four." Feng Tian said while licking her lips.
Tang Qiaoqiao pursed her lips and said, "Depends on your performance." After that, she continued to walk forward.
Feng Tian: ...
Tao Yuanming didn't bend his waist for five buckets of rice. Would she give in to her opponent for a mere hamburger?
After a while, Feng Tian trotted and walked towards Tang Qiaoqiao, still muttering, "We have to go to the next level, hurry up."
Well, the hamburger was really delicious!
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[Translator Note: ]
1. Tao Yuanming, also known as Tao Qian, was an idyllic poet who created many works about natural scenery and rural life.
In the autumn of 405 AD, in order to support his family, he came to work as a county magistrate not far from his hometown. In the winter, the prefect sent a supervisor to inspect the county. The person was vulgar and arrogant. Long story short, he made a lot of fuss until Tao Yuanming can't stand it anymore. He sighed and said, "I can't bend my waist to the villain just for five buckets of rice!"
After saying that, he simply took out his official seal, immediately wrote a letter of resignation, and then left. He only worked as a county magistrate for slightly more than 80 days.
2. In this chapter, Tang Qiaoqiao sang "Heroic Song" by Liu Huan, which is the theme song of the TV series " Water Margin." It was made with folk songs that are widely circulated in Shandong, Henan, Hebei, and other places.
Of course, I don't understand the meaning, but it sounds old fashion and funny.
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