Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack Chapter 61
Translated by Serena Love
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Chapter 61: Graceful Knight Qiaoqiao
The director has an opaque box in his hand. He patted the box and said, "Inside, there are eight balls divided into four colors: red, blue, yellow, and white. If you get the same color, then you are a group."
Usually, "ZhiYong Chong Chong" has six permanent guests, but two people requested leave this time. With four guest stars, there are a total of eight people, which means each group will be a group of two.
The permanent guests were very humble and said that the new guests should draw the lot first.
"Then I will be the first one." Feng Tian is the youngest of this group. As the saying goes, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. She was the first to draw and got a small red ball.
She turned around triumphantly and ran to Shen Liang's side. "Brother Shen Liang, hurry up. We will be in the same team if you also draw red. The chances will be greater if you draw early."
"It is reasonable." Shen Liang glanced sideways. If he draws early, the chances of not being in the same team as Tang Qiaoqiao are also greater.
Tang Qiaoqiao heard their conversation and wanted to tell them that the probability of drawing earlier or later was the same.
However, Shen Liang drew a yellow ball, and Feng Tian stomped her feet in annoyance.
Immediately afterward, Chen Qing took Tang Qiaoqiao to walk to the box.
Chen Qing drew first and got a blue ball.
When Tang Qiaoqiao went up to draw, Chen Qing was cheering on the side, "Blue! Blue! We have to be the invincible sisters who swept the audience today."
Although Chen Qing is full of strong excitement, Tang Qiaoqiao also hopes to draw blue. In short, she doesn't want to team up with Shen Liang. Instead, she wants to compete with Shen Liang.
Tang Qiaoqiao reached into the box, took out a small ball, held it tightly in the palm of her hand before slowly opened her palm.
At this time, not only her heart was lifted, but Shen Liang, who was also nervously looking at her intently.
They saw a bright red ball staying in her palm.
Tang Qiaoqiao choked silently.
She didn't have to team up with Shen Liang, but it didn't feel great to be with Feng Tian. Feng Tian looked at her with deep hostility.
Shen Liang was actually relieved.
Last time, he was not familiar with the environment because he was in the countryside. But now, this is not a rural area. There are no local pigs, no big white geese, so he will never lose to Tang Qiaoqiao like last time.
Feng Tian's face was sulky. She had never expected to be in the same group as Tang Qiaoqiao. But if she thinks about it, she can vent her anger to Tang Qiaoqiao for her Brother Shen Liang.
Chen Qing hugged Tang Qiaoqiao and said in a very tragic tone, "This is the last hug of the two of us. From then on, we are the enemies of different states. I will not be soft."
Tang Qiaoqiao: ...
The director looked at the four guest stars today with a wonderful expression on his face. The corners of his mouth are grinning high. Interesting, everyone is amazing! He doesn't have to worry about the ratings.
Then another permanent guest, a famous actor Ma Zhen, drew a blue ball and became teammates with Chen Qing, while Shen Liang joined a permanent female guest's team.
From the four groups, only Tang Qiaoqiao's group are both women. The other three groups are pairs of men and women.
After everyone was divided into teams, the director rubbed his hands and said, "This time, we only have two roles: a princess and a knight. As for who is the princess and who is the knight, you decide by yourself."
The other three groups don't even have to think about it. It was quickly decided that the woman is the princess and the man is the knight. Only Tang Qiaoqiao and Feng Tian were silent. Both of them are women. Isn't it mean one of them has to play a male role? The program team is very good. If she has to play a stinky man, Tang Qiaoqiao felt 10,000% unwilling in her heart.
Feng Tian thinks so too. She is a veritable little princess in Beijing. No one will be qualified to be a princess if she is not.
Chen Qing saw that they could not make a choice and suggested, "Why don't you rock paper scissors? Whoever wins is the princess."
Tang Qiaoqiao and Feng Tian did not object to this idea.
So they rolled up their sleeves and started playing.
"Rock, paper, scissors!"
After three rounds, Tang Qiaoqiao beautifully... lost.
"So you have to be a man?" Chen Qing took the lead, wheezing with hilarious laughter, and the others also couldn't help but laugh.
Tang Qiaoqiao's mouth twitched. The boat of friendship turned over so quickly.
Feng Tian smiled proudly. She knew that she was the most suitable candidate to be a princess.
After the roles of each team are assigned, the director is delighted.
"Now you all know your role. The theme of our game this time is the Princess of Happy Valley. The knight's task is to escort the princess back to her castle, which is the most luxurious building in Happy Valley. You need to pass a few tasks in the middle. Whoever is the first to escort the princess to her castle is the winner."
The director clapped his hands. "Now, you go to change clothes and then began to rejoice in the Happy Valley Princess journey."
The program group really took the show seriously. They had customized special costumes for each role.
Tang Qiaoqiao was worried about getting the role of a stinky man, but as soon as she got the knight costume in her hand, the depression in her heart immediately disappeared.
The knight costume is mainly black. The neckline and cuffs are embroidered with delicate dark patterns. The shoulders have silver chains hanging, white stripes on the chest, and a saber around the waist. It looks very expensive.
"Zhiyong Chong Chong" deserves to be a hot show. They have many sponsors, and the budget is high. The costumes for each episode of the show are so sophisticated.
Tang Qiaoqiao was no longer tangled. She quickly changed into a knight costume and pulled up all her hair behind her head, looking neat and tidy.
When she finished dressing up and walking out of the room, everyone was stunned and couldn't help but utter their complicated emotion.
'How can the same knight costume look so good on Tang Qiaoqiao?'
Tang Qiaoqiao wears a black tunic knight costume with a saber hanging around her waist and black boots on her feet. The costume emphasizes her slender waist and long legs.
Her eyes are piercing, her mouth is squeezed tightly, her hair is fully combed, and her forehead is clear and full. Her heroic spirit and charm blend perfectly with her costume.
Just by stopping walking casually, Tang Qiaoqiao's graceful knight temperament was maxed to death.
'Charming!'
'Handsome!'
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'Can't wait to bring her a white horse right now.'
Feng Tian was in a complicated mood. She was surprised by Tang Qiaoqiao for a moment, and even Shen Liang didn't make her feel that way after changing into his knight costume.
'No, Tang Qiaoqiao has a bad relationship with Brother Shen Liang.' In the fan circle, Tang Qiaoqiao is her enemy.
How could she fall for her opponent?
'Absolutely cannot.' Feng Tian kept reminding herself.
After all the guests changed their costumes, they embarked on a journey through the barriers.
Although "Zhiyong Chong Chong" is not a live broadcast type of program, basically every time it is recorded, it has attracted the attention of netizens.
This time they recorded the show in Happy Valley. Although the playground was temporarily closed for normal guests, there were still many staff members watching, so the appearance of the guests was quickly posted on Weibo.
【"This time, we played cosplay in "Zhiyong Chong Chong." I took photographs of Chen Qing, Shen Liang, Ma Zhen, and their princesses and knight costumes. See if you can guess who is who."】
When they finally saw the latest behind the scene of the show, netizens immediately occupied the comment area.
【Chen Qing is a big beauty. The yellow princess dress is so beautiful. Ah! The perfect Disney princess on the run】
【Shen Liang is handsome. He looks like the prince of my dream!!!】
【Feng Tian went there too? The little princess of the capital, backed by the president's dad is so good. Star chasing and recorded the show together】
【Moon comes first near the water, right?】
[T/N: "The moon comes first near the water. Sunny flowers and trees are easier to spring." is a poem from the Song Dynasty, meaning people with close personnel relationships will get easier access of convenience. The logic is: places near the water are not covered by trees, so easier to see the projection of the moon, while the flowers and trees facing the sun have much better natural light, so they sprout early.]
【Wait a minute, who is that woman in the black knight costume in the middle? Her hair is tied behind her head】
【Hhhhhhh, you see that right. That person is Tang Qiaoqiao!】
【Huh?????】
After the netizens discovered that Tang Qiaoqiao was actually dressed as a knight, they tweeted hilarious laughter and then took a closer look after laughing. The commentary style began to change.
【Tang Qiaoqiao looks so fucking handsome as a black knight. It will work for me】
【If I were a princess and there is such a knight, I would definitely follow him to the end of the world】
【Who won't? So handsome that I keep screaming. I really want to see the show soon】
【Qiao Bao, you exploded. Please marry me!!!!!】
The sugar bunnies screamed while saving the pictures. They edit Tang Qiaoqiao's knight costume and the princess dress that she wore before into various fanfictions, which turned into another wave of popularity.
The first level of "Zhiyong Chong Chong" is to sing aloft on a roller coaster.
The highest point of the roller coaster in the Happy Valley is as high as 90 meters from the ground, and the dip is nearly 90°. It is very steep, and there are many twists in the middle. It would be very hard to sing on it.
The program group is definitely uneasy and unkind. They wanted to make a big problem for the guests as soon as possible.
The director also said with a smile on his face, "This game doesn't require brainstorming. It is just to test everyone's singing and lungs capacity."
Everyone glared at him.
The director was unmoved. "Each team chooses a song you want to sing on the roller coaster by yourself. We are connected to the scoring equipment here. Finally, according to the ranking of scores, the team with the highest score can go 30 minutes ahead of the other teams to go to the next level."
Tang Qiaoqiao walked to Feng Tian and asked, "How are you in singing?"
Feng Tian was looking at the roller coaster and feeling faintly afraid. After hearing Tang Qiaoqiao's question, she replied very contentedly, "I went to school abroad and won first place in the school's singing competition."
Tang Qiaoqiao asked with a deadpan face, "Can you sing Chinese songs?"
Feng Tian paused. After her years of living abroad, she is mostly good at English songs. She is really not familiar with Chinese songs.
She pouted. "Then how is your singing level?"
"Not very good." Tang Qiaoqiao answered honestly.
This is telling the truth. She loves to listen to songs, but her singing is not good.
Feng Tian didn't expect Tang Qiaoqiao to be so straightforward and said, "Then what qualifications do you have to dislike me?"
"I don't dislike you," Tang Qiaoqiao gave her a weird look, "I just want to understand the situation so that we can decide which song to choose."
Feng Tian: "Then what song do you want to choose?"
Tang Qiaoqiao thought for a few seconds. "The airflow on the roller coaster is very strong, and it is difficult to control the sound. So we'd better choose a song that is easy to remember and catchy. The sonorous and powerful kind."
Although Feng Tian didn't like Tang Qiaoqiao, she had to admit that she was right.
Tang Qiaoqiao leaned in her ear and whispered a few words. Feng Tian nodded. She had heard that song because her father liked it so much that he always played it at home.
"I don't have any comments, just this one?"
"Okay."
Feng Tian felt awkward. Why doesn't Tang Qiaoqiao treat her as an opponent? Isn't she the kind of woman who likes to make trouble? She came to this show and was ready to have a big fight with Tang Qiaoqiao, but she didn't expect to become her teammate. And now, they had to discuss the song selection together.
It made her feels like she is finding fault for no reason.
Forget it. Just listen to her for the time being. Tang Qiaoqiao will definitely show her feet afterward, and that is when she will knock her down.
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Shen Liang's team was the first to go up, and he looked confident.
Feng Tian cheered for Shen Liang. When he passed Tang Qiaoqiao, he said in a low voice, "If you are really scared, you can abstain. I won't laugh at you."
Tang Qiaoqiao glanced at him coldly, "First, take care of yourself. Don't end up peeing on your pants."
Shen Liang snorted softly and rode on the roller coaster with his female partner.
It's impossible for a small roller coaster to stump him.
The roller coaster started slowly. When it started climbing up, everything looked smooth.
Shen Liang and his female partner sang an extremely romantic love song. It was very elegant. But when the roller coaster reached the top, he faintly feels a bad premonition.
Immediately afterward, the roller coaster swooped down abruptly. The powerful airflow rushed toward his face and distorting his look.
At this time, Shen Liang just wanted to sing, but a strong wind poured into his mouth, blowing his mouth into a rectangle. The flesh of his cheeks was blown aside. His handsome bangs were blown close to the scalp and exposed his worrying hairline.
His perfect image is gone!
The other guests watched from the screen on the high platform. They leaned forward and backward from laughing at Shen Liang.
Feng Tian has never seen Shen Liang look like this. He is always so handsome and so noble. But at this moment, she can't help it.
'I'm sorry, Brother Shen Liang.'
'So funny.'
When Shen Liang came down, he felt that his entire face was stiff, and his mouth was sore. He had no impression of what he was singing in the second half.
Tang Qiaoqiao wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, squeezed a smile, and walked to him before she said softly, "You should lose weight. There is too much meat on your face."
Shen Liang: ...
'Kill and expose the heart!'
Next is Tang Qiaoqiao and Feng Tian's turn. Feng Tian smiled happily just now, but this time it was her turn to get embarrassed.
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[T/N: "Kill and expose the heart" means to eliminate any resistance quickly, you have to psychologically kill the enemy by making him despair and has a mental breakdown. So they will be unable to continue resisting but has to obey.]
Translated by Serena Love. Posted on pure tl.com do not repost / steal
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