Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack Chapter 59
Translated by Serena Love
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Chapter 59: Special Ring Tone
"Comrades, let's continue to look at the next one, Yunluo-brand snail noodles. Everyone has eaten snail noodles. Now it is one of the most popular instant foods. This brand of snail noodles has a lot of toppings. There are eight packs of toppings: peanuts, tofu skin, sour bamboo shoots, dried radishes... And with today's order, there is also a free gift of a marinated egg."
"You will definitely not suffer when you buy it. I can't tell you whether it's delicious or not. I will only know when I eat it. You know that my, Tang Qiaoqiao's mouth will not deceive you. We will eat it on the spot and show it to everyone."
The netizens who have just entered Mike's live broadcast room suddenly saw a large bowl of red snail noodles. In front of the camera, Tang Qiaoqiao was chatting happily about the noodles, and at the same time, she kept describing to netizens about the "post-eating" comments.
"This noodle is very easy to cook. It will soften in five minutes. It is smooth and chewy, but the tofu skin and peanuts are very crispy and squeaky with each bite. It's even better when you soak it in the soup. The marinated egg is very chewy and has a little sweetness." Tang Qiaoqiao soaked the marinated egg in the soup and then stuffed it into her mouth.
"I will taste the soup again. It's delicious!" Tang Qiaoqiao was intoxicated. It was really delicious. "Extremely fresh, amazing!"
"As for the smell that everyone worries about most, it is fragrant and pungent, but very rich, not only red oil. It is not very spicy but very fragrant. If you want to eat spicy food, you can add chili sauce on your own. Unfortunately, there is no omelet. You can fry an egg yourself at home. The kind that is slightly burnt on the surface which can absorb the soup would be absolutely perfect."
While Tang Qiaoqiao talked to her fans, she was able to introduce products at the same time. Her little mouth was constantly babbling. However, Mike on the side looked dumbfounded.
Tang Qiaoqiao's performance broke through his cognition once again. He expects that she would take a few bites of the snail noodles in front of her symbolically. That is the usual practice. After all, there are many products they had to sell, and it is impossible to finish each of them. However, she almost finished the bowl of noodles in front of her.
Tang Qiaoqiao didn't think it was enough. "Mike, can you take a few more packs of the duck feet and duck tongues just now? We soak them in this soup together. It will definitely be more delicious."
Mike nodded in a daze and took two packs of duck feet and duck tongues from the assistant next to him.
Tang Qiaoqiao opened the packaging, soaked the duck feet and tongue in the soup of snail noodles, and put them into her mouth one by one, with the expression of satisfaction.
【Quack. Tang Qiaoqiao can eat well】
【I can't say no. I also cooked some snail noodles. I hope my roommates will not come back suddenly because the smell surrounds my whole dormitory 】
【Oh my god. Tang Qiaoqiao finished a whole bowl. Mike only took a few bites. Tang Qiaoqiao works too hard】
Next, Mike completely gave up his anchor position to Tang Qiaoqiao and acted as a supporting role. Tang Qiaoqiao was like a fish in the water and introduced various products.
"This pecan is produced in Anhui. It is big and plump, crispy and sweet. It is very fresh. We will ship it as soon as possible."
"If you think it is too boring to eat walnuts dry, I will teach you to make an amber walnut. Heat some fine white sugar into a brown syrup until it is thick with small bubbles. If you like sweets, you can add a spoonful of honey, then pour the peeled walnuts into the syrup and mix well. Finally, sprinkle little sesame seeds and then put them in the oven to bake."
"When the crystal clear syrup wrapped the walnuts, it would be golden, which is as beautiful as amber. It is fragrant and sweet, and it is especially crisp after cooling. You must try it if you have time."
Mike listened to Tang Qiaoqiao's vivid description, and the walnuts in his hand suddenly didn't taste good enough.
So greedy.
If it weren't for lack of time, he really wanted Tang Qiaoqiao to make an amber walnut on the spot.
【Tang Qiaoqiao, stop. Can I buy it yet? ? 】
【President Boss must add money to Tang Qiaoqiao】
【Agree, upstairs. Where can you find such a good anchor to sell the goods and also comes up with a menu】
Mike gave the task of product introduction to Tang Qiaoqiao, so he has time to take a look at the comments. "Netizens are calling for the President Boss to add money to you. They praise you for selling well."
At this time, Tang Qiaoqiao opened the next package for sale, braised chicken drumstick. Hearing Mike's comment, she was immediately happy. Netizens really know her heart.
Tang Qiaoqiao raised her hands to the top of her head and showed a big love sign to the camera. She smiled crookedly, but in one of her paws, she did not forget to hold a big chicken leg.
【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. Qiaobao is cuter than my heart. I love you】
【Tang Qiaoqiao's love is chicken thigh-flavored hahaha】
【I screen-shot it. The weirdest hand heart from a star in history】
Mike is quite moved and couldn't help asking, "You worked the hardest among so many celebrities in my live broadcast room. What do you think?"
"Really?" Tang Qiaoqiao said frankly, "I didn't think so much. I charged a pit fee of at least tens of thousands, and some are even more than 100,000. People spend so much money to ask me to sell the goods. Of course, my service should be worthy of the price."
"Of course, the most important thing is these snacks are really delicious. For example, the braised chicken legs are very tasty and very soft. Today we prepared 50,000 copies, just half the price. The link will be posted immediately. Are you ready?"
【Editor, please put the word "dedicated" on the screen】
【Tang Qiaoqiao's words are very practical. Of course, she has to work well when people give her money】
【No, you are wrong, upstairs. The real reason is that it's so delicious, hahaha】
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Tang Qiaoqiao is so dedicated. Under her leadership of eating in person in live broadcast, all products were gone as soon as they hit the online shelves.
Tang Qiaoqiao laughed when she heard the sales results. "I think I have found a new goal in life."
Mike, who suddenly felt an unemployment crisis, trembled.
As they had completed most part of the live broadcast, Mike stopped selling goods and said mysteriously, "Now let's take a break. We have a special surprise benefit for fans and friends. One of the netizens who bought the most online sales today, you can talk to Tang Qiaoqiao, and you can also get a gift from Qiaoqiao that is exclusive to you."
【I didn't know this before. Can I place the orders now?】
【Poor ghost, you can't afford it. They can only look to the bosses】
Mike looked at the purchase records of netizens handed over by his assistant and smiled, "The first two names are all Qiao Qiao's iron fans. The purchase amount is not much different. The second place is 'I am Little Whip in Qiao Bao's hand,' who only bought slightly 10,000 yuan less than the first place. If we can't get through to the first place, we will automatically pass the honor to the second place netizen."
Tang Qiaoqiao didn't feel too surprised when she heard Zheng Gongju's username. Surprisingly, someone else among her fans is a more generous and bigger purchaser than Zheng Gongju?
"What is the name of the first place?" Tang Qiaoqiao asked.
Mike reads: "Silly Qiao's First-Class Gardener."
"Silly Qiao's First-Class Gardener?" Tang Qiaoqiao repeated it. How is she silly?
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At this time, Shen Yue looked at Tang Qiaoqiao's live broadcast on his tablet and heard her reciting his username in public. He wanted to dig the ground in shame.
It's all because the owner of the fan group called Xiaoxiao has been urging the fans who joined the fan group to change their usernames.
He took such one casually. Who knew he would be executed in public?
If he had known this, he should pick one called "Tang Qiaoqiao is so stupid."
When he was in regret, his cell phone rang. Mike and Tang Qiaoqiao had already dialed the first place winner's phone number in the live broadcast room, and it was his.
'Pick up or not to pick up?'
Tang Qiaoqiao didn't know this mobile phone number, but she would recognize his voice.
If he doesn't pick up, Mike will pass the prize to second place, which is Zheng Gongju again, the little whip.
That man is unpredictable. He absolutely cannot let him pass.
Mike listened to the beeping on the phone and said with regret, "It seems that our number one is not connected, so we will pass it to the second..."
Before he could finish his words, the phone was connected, and everyone heard a low and hoarse male voice.
"Hey."
Mike was surprised, "Connected! Hello this gentleman, are you a fan of Tang Qiaoqiao?"
The other side paused.
Tang Qiaoqiao: 'Why are you silent? Is it difficult to answer?'
Shen Yue: "Reluctantly counted."
Tang Qiaoqiao frowned: 'What is reluctantly counted?'
She asked, "Why is your voice so hoarse?" It felt like someone was speaking while holding down his throat.
The other side explained, "I recently caught a cold, and my throat is not good." He also coughed twice.
"No wonder," Mike showed a sudden understanding. "I think you bought a thousand copies of all the products just now. Will you be able to finish eating them?"
Shen Yue said flatly, "There is a large population in the family."
It is not a large population. Well, probably Li Ji is going to jump for joy again. The boss would like to give free food to the company's employees.
Mike said again, "You have bought so many things, so you must be a loyal fan of Tang Qiaoqiao. We want to make a tacit understanding game to test how loyal you are. As long as you pass, you can get a copy of Tang Qiaoqiao's personal recording of the exclusive wake-up ringtone."
"You have to ask so many questions. Why didn't you say it at first?" Shen Yue was dissatisfied.
Tang Qiaoqiao raised her brows. How come she feels that this fan's tone was full of disgust? Shouldn't he be happy? Is he an anti-fan?
"Just three very simple questions are all related to Tang Qiaoqiao. Later, she will write the answers on the paper. If you two have the same answer, you win."
Shen Yue: "Just ask."
After they finished these questions, he will hang up quickly. He couldn't hold his voice anymore.
"The first one: What roles has Tang Qiaoqiao played so far? Tang Qiaoqiao should write it first."
Tang Qiaoqiao knew the question a long time ago, so she scribbled the answer on the cardboard.
Mike watched Tang Qiaoqiao put down the pen, "Okay, now this gentleman will answer."
Shen Yue blurted out, "The first one is the saucy bag vixen, and the second one is the little cook in the countryside, but it hasn't been broadcast yet."
'It's too simple.'
Mike: ???
'This fan... Don't you see a problem with your statement?'
He turned his head and looked at Tang Qiaoqiao, who also had a question mark expression on her face.
"Let's take a look at Tang Qiaoqiao's answer." What was written on her cardboard is, the amorous red fox and Zhao Xiaoxiang, the hardworking chef.
【Tang Qiaoqiao's expression is full of questions: Did I have a fake fan?】
【It is the same thing, but the wording is different, so the effect is completely different hahahahahaha】
【Actually, what this fan said is what I think in my heart. Yes, the second one is not clear, but Qiao Bao's first role was really awkward.】
Mike finished off this round of questions. "This fan is really humorous, haha. The keywords are right, so this question is correct."
Tang Qiaoqiao showed a kind smile. "This gentleman, please answer the question carefully."
"The second question is, what is Tang Qiaoqiao's favorite food?" Mike said after reading the question, "This is a bit difficult. Does any of the sugar rabbits know what does your idol likes to eat the most?"
Tang Qiaoqiao wrote the answer on the cardboard.
Mike: "Please answer."
Shen Yue said, "She doesn't have a favorite."
Tang Qiaoqiao's eyes lit up. He got the wrong answer.
But then he immediately said, "Because she likes to eat everything."
Tang Qiaoqiao smiled and slowly turned over the card saying, "I like delicious food."
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"Oh, there is such a tacit understanding but you still say that you can barely count as a fan. It's too humble." Mike said.
"In fact, you have passed the mini-game, but the last question is still to be asked. What is Tang Qiaoqiao's most afraid of?"
Tang Qiaoqiao has felt that although the voice on the other side was a bit hoarse, there was always a sense of familiarity. She pricked her ears to hear the answer from the other side. If he is the person she thought, he could probably guess it. But could it be him?
'Injection!' Shen Yue thought of the answer immediately, but when the words reached his lips, he swallowed it.
Tang Qiaoqiao is afraid of getting an injection, but would she say it in an interview?
Shen Yue wasn't sure. If she had never said it, that means there might not be a few people who knew it. Wouldn't he expose himself when he said it?
So he pretended to think for a while and replied, "It must be she is afraid of being given nicknames like Tang One Spoon or King Kong Barbie."
When Tang Qiaoqiao heard this answer, she was inexplicably relieved. If she thinks about it, how could it be possible that he is Shen Yue, that troublesome ghost?
"It's a pity. You got a wrong answer."
She opened the cardboard, and it said, "Injection."
【Tang Qiaoqiao is actually afraid of injections?? I also thought the guy's answer was right】
【Tang Qiaoqiao, with such a powerful force, is also afraid of injections. Inexplicable contrast, LOLLLL】
【So what if she is afraid of injections? I am also afraid. Thinking about the feeling of needles pierced into the flesh, I'm just trembling】
【The big guy still answered two questions correctly. Not bad, he is an excellent representative of sugar rabbits】...
After all, Shen Yue answered two questions correctly, so Tang Qiaoqiao recorded him a special wake-up ringtone on the spot according to the rule.
Mike: "Are you ready?"
Tang Qiaoqiao cleared her throat. "Ready."
"Mr. Gardener, have you gotten up? Grandpa Sun has come out. Get up..."
At first, Tang Qiaoqiao's voice was sweet and soft, which made all the netizens feel cute, but less than two seconds later, her voice suddenly rose, "Why can't you get up? Get up!!! Hey man, how will you eat Xiaolongbao, fried dough sticks, fried dumplings, lean meat porridge, tofu pudding, fruit pancake, and hot dry noodles if you don't get up? Get up!!!"
Tang Qiaoqiao said the long sentence loudly and patted the table twice. Her voice frightened Mike on the side and made him shook.
'Sister, it's so different from before.'
【凸（艹皿艹）. This wake-up ringtone is too hardcore】
【Qiao Bao gave a courtesy call first and then became a drill sergeant hahaha. Otherwise, with that gentle beginning call, people can't wake up at all. I will only want to sleep more】
【Bringing the temptation of food. This is too lethal. I want to save it too】
Shen Yue's heart is complicated. He should have thought that Tang Qiaoqiao would not play cards according to common sense.
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