Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack Chapter 58

Translated by Serena Love

Edited by Azure


Chapter 58: Live Streaming

Shen Yue remembered that Tang Qiaoqiao said that she couldn't fall asleep last night, and wanted to massage his leg. It was painful at first, but after time passed, he felt more and more comfortable, and then fell asleep without knowing it.

After waking up, the line that Tang Qiaoqiao divided between the two had long disappeared, and she had squeezed to his side.

It was the first time that Shen Yue saw the sleeping Tang Qiaoqiao, so quiet and well-behaved. He wouldn’t have to worry about her coming and choking him to death.

Shen Yue looked at Tang Qiaoqiao carefully. Her small face was white and pure. The messy hair floated to her nose, and she subconsciously wrinkled the tip of her nose.

Who knew if Tang Qiaoqiao was dreaming about something, but her body moved, and her arm hugged him tighter.

She didn't sleep properly, and the neckline of her shirt was looming down, revealing her fair skin. Shen Yue looked down and saw the faint undulating curve under her white shirt.

Shen Yue suddenly realized what the soft thing touching his arm was. A flow of heat surged across his face, and he stared at the ceiling, not daring to look down.

At any rate, he was also a full-blooded adult man, and all his necessary parts were fine. How could he stand the soft fragrance and warm jade in his arms?

Shen Yue felt his lower body tighten. In order to avoid the embarrassment after Tang Qiaoqiao woke up, he gently pushed her arm away, trying to turn her over.

Tang Qiaoqiao couldn't sleep for most of the night. At this time, she was sleeping soundly. She also dreamed that she was holding a huge roast lamb leg.

But she didn't mind. When struggling to bite the lamb leg, a hand suddenly stretched out from the sky trying to snatch her lamb leg.

Tang Qiaoqiao was anxious. The lamb leg was hers. No one could take it away.

She leaped forward, grabbed the leg of the lamb, opened her mouth, and gnawed it down.

At this time, only a stern cry of "Ah" came from the horizon, which shocked Tang Qiaoqiao who was chewing the lamb leg.

What's even stranger was that the lamb leg in her hand had changed inexplicably and turned into a human arm.

Immediately afterward, her forehead was pushed vigorously.

The pain caused Tang Qiaoqiao to open her misty eyes. At a glance, she saw that she was holding Shen Yue's small arm tightly, and there was a clearly visible tooth mark on it.

All red. She could see that the mouth that bit it was extremely ruthless.

Tang Qiaoqiao raised her eyes to meet Shen Yue's angry face, and her heart shook. Could it be that the thing she chewed was...

But she clearly saw a fat big lamb leg.

Shen Yue gritted his teeth and said, "Are you a dog, you bite people in your dreams?"

Tang Qiaoqiao smiled guiltily, put his arm down gently. She carefully wiped the suspicious mark on Shen Yue's with her elbow, but accidentally wiped a trace of drool. 

Shen Yue's expression was even more ugly.

Tang Qiaoqiao was too embarrassed to deny it when there was all physical evidence, so she had to jokingly say, "This is a small accident. I usually sleep like a proper lady."

Shen Yue pointed to her foot which was still pressing on his calf. "Is this ladylike?"

"Oh, sorry." Tang Qiaoqiao quickly moved her feet away.

It was no wonder that when she slept, she felt like she embraced a very comfortable heat source, which turned out to be Shen Yue.

Tang Qiaoqiao's eyes rolled, and she explained solemnly, "I think it should be because I was not used to the bed. When people sleep in an unfamiliar environment, they will easily make some unusual behaviors."

Shen Yue almost laughed. Talking nonsense early in the morning. She slept so soundly and said that she was not used to the bed?

Tang Qiaoqiao looked at Shen Yue who had a look of disbelief and became annoyed, "Speaking of which, it was because of you. I pressed your legs for a long time last night. You fell asleep comfortably, but I was tired and had back pain."

"I just bit you. It's nothing. Why do you have to care so much."

"I was careless?" Shen Yue pointed to his nose with a look of disbelief.

Tang Qiaoqiao nodded. "Isn't it? You have to be a little more open-minded."

Shen Yue clutched his chest, Tang Qiaoqiao always had the ability to make him so angry that his chest hurt.

Tang Qiaoqiao raised her arm. "Why don't I let you take a bite back?"

Shen Yue looked at Tang Qiaoqiao's white and tender arm and pondered this possibility seriously.

However, Tang Qiaoqiao said, "But I know you can't open your mouth, you can't do it."

'Who said that?'

"Okay, stop messing around, get up quickly." Tang Qiaoqiao was still sleepy just now, and immediately became refreshed.

Shen Yue lay on the bed to relax for a while before his blocked chest could calm down.

'Forget it, good men shouldn't fight with women.'

After the two of them washed, Shen Yue went out and looked at the situation first. After confirming that Madam Shen was talking to Aunt Wang in the front hall, Tang Qiaoqiao quickly ran downstairs in Shen Yue's clothes, to her room to change.

Aunt Wang made breakfast because Madam Shen said that Tang Qiaoqiao and Shen Yue would sleep a little longer.

Tang Qiaoqiao said with guilt, "Tomorrow I must get up early to make you a good breakfast."

Madam Shen waved her hand and didn't mind. "No, you young people sleep a little longer. Especially after you are tired of doing exercise at night, I can understand."

Tang Qiaoqiao asked curiously, "How did you know that we did exercise at night?" Was the massage not very quiet?'

Shen Yue sighed and put a shrimp dumpling on Tang Qiaoqiao's plate, "Eat your meal."

'Mothers know best because she must be listening in the corner.'

The smile on Madam Shen's face was especially rippling. 'Look, everything was different after a night of sleeping together. The relationship progressed so fast that the stinky boy would pick up food for his wife.'

She had to work harder.

For the next two or three days, as Shen Yue said, Madam Shen did not leave and followed them almost inseparably. At night, she would find all kinds of excuses to "check the room", which was simply overwhelming.

There is no other way, Tang Qiaoqiao had to sleep in Shen Yue's bed.

And Shen Yue also became used to Tang Qiaoqiao's uninhibited sleeping position. No matter if her feet crooked to the horizon when he wakes up, he would not be surprised.

When Madam Shen finally left, Tang Qiaoqiao and Shen Yue felt reborn and happily sent her off.

Tang Qiaoqiao packed several jars of her homemade sauces, chopped peppers, and braised pork for Madam Shen, as well as most of the fresh vegetables in the trunk.

When she put things in the trunk, she said to Madam Shen, "If you want to eat more of these vegetables, you can ask someone to pick them at any time."

"Okay," Madam Shen took Tang Qiaoqiao's hand. "I know you are usually busy at work, but if you are free, remember to visit the old house with Shen Yue."

"I will remember." Tang Qiaoqiao obediently said.

Madam Shen held her hand tightly, really reluctant, but she knew she couldn't stay for long. Nowadays young couples didn’t like to live with their elders.

Shen Yue said nonchalantly, "We are all in the capital. What's with the reluctance."

"You are not ashamed to say this," Mother Shen thumped his arm. "It's been a long time since you went back to the old house. Yes, we are all in the capital, but it is no different than being separated in two countries."

Shen Yue remained silent.

Madam Shen still told him, "I hope you will come back with Qiaoqiao next time so that all of our relatives and friends can see her."

"I see." Shen Yue answered casually.

Tang Qiaoqiao had rested for two or three days since "Our Family" was completed, and for Brother Qian, she had reached the limit. After this holiday, Brother Qian started to give Tang Qiaoqiao jobs non-stop.

Last time, Tang Qiaoqiao was very successful in selling corn live for mountain farmers in "Survival in the Wild". Her live broadcast not only made the grandfather's family sell out their corn but also sold more than half of the corn backlog in the entire village.

Moreover, this matter had reached the news and has received attention from relevant departments. Many measures were introduced to help local farmers sell various backlogs of agricultural products.

The grandfather also thanked Tang Qiaoqiao during the media interview, so many food manufacturers valued Tang Qiaoqiao's reputation for live-streaming their goods. They came to the door, hoping that Tang Qiaoqiao would help them sell some products.

Tang Qiaoqiao heard that her next job was selling food on live broadcast, so she agreed without saying anything. Together, she and Brother Qian selected some trustworthy brands and prepared to put them together for a live broadcast. The live broadcast platform also invited well-known male anchor, Mike, to be Tang Qiaoqiao's partner.

The live broadcast location was placed in Mike's studio. On the live broadcast day, Tang Qiaoqiao arrived an hour earlier.

Mike saw Tang Qiaoqiao, and he was amazed. He has cooperated with many big-name celebrities, but he has to say that Tang Qiaoqiao's appearance was top-notch in the circle.

Tang Qiaoqiao wore a square-necked fresh floral dress, looking retro and cute. However, Mike thought that this was a special snack and specialty food live broadcast, and they had to keep trying to eat. But Tang Qiaoqiao was so exquisitely dressed, so most likely, she just came to show her face casually.

Mike was not surprised. He explained to her about the live broadcast process and some precautions.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the live broadcast room opened on time, and a large number of netizens immediately flooded in.

When Mike saw that the live broadcast barrage was brushed up, he immediately raised a bright professional smile, "Today we have another beautiful young lady in our live broadcast room--Tang Qiaoqiao. Please welcome her, everyone. We will bring you all kinds of delicious food together. Snacks and specialty food, don't miss it."

Tang Qiaoqiao paid attention to Mike's words and greeted netizens with a sweet smile.

【I’ve come for Qiao Bao. I'm the first one】

【Mike's live broadcast rooms are all big names】

【What specials are there today?】

Mike picked up a small package. "Our first products are Liu Hei Ya's duck neck, duck feet and duck tongue."

He was about to talk about the duck's features, but he saw Tang Qiaoqiao torn a packaging, squeezed out a duck's foot, stretched it out in front of the camera, and said, "Let's take a look at it. The duck's foot is very fat and boneless, and it has two flavors: spicy and mildly spiced." 

"The one in my hand is spicy and it looks delicious. I'll try one." Tang Qiaoqiao bit down half of the duck's paw without hesitation. She squinted and chewed a few times. "When I first tried it, it didn't have a spicy taste, it was very mellow. But after a few bites, the spicy taste has begun to emerge, with a trace of hemp flavor, not particularly spicy. The bones could be taken off very cleanly, and there was a duck tendon in the middle. It's glutinous and delicious."

Mike: ...

'Sister, why don't you follow the routine?'

Now, as more and more celebrities start to join the live broadcast, Mike has already seen all kinds of celebrities. The most common is the kind of celebrities who hardly spoke very much, only echoing "um" or "yes." An entertainer could put a lot of money in their pockets just by showing their face.

However, he couldn’t have any opinions. The fans of those celebrities couldn’t be provoked, so he had to sing a one-man show by himself, and he had to awkwardly praise the celebrities.

He thought that Tang Qiaoqiao was the same, but her performance really surprised him.

Tang Qiaoqiao glanced at Mike. "Why didn't you continue to talk?"

"Oh," Mike calmed down, "Yes, this duck foot is very delicious, and Qiaoqiao has already eaten it for everyone."

Tang Qiaoqiao continued, "Let me show you this duck tongue as well. There are ten sticks in this small packet. I have counted them and it's ten. They are very worth it." 

"Look at this color, it's red, shiny, and oily. It's spicy and tender with a bite. The cartilage is very crunchy. As soon as you chew, the juice will burst on your tongue."

Tang Qiaoqiao ate one pack and opened another. While eating, she said, "How expensive duck tongues are usually priced in supermarkets, but today Liu Hei Ya's duck tongues are half-price. Everything can be packed and taken home at half the normal price."

"You can eat it as a snack or serve it with rice. When cooking noodles, you can put a bag in it and it will season the noodles."

Mike: 'You have said everything, what else should I say?'

【Hahahahaha Mike's expression is so funny. He suddenly felt that there was nothing to do, and his live broadcast career was in crisis】

【Tang Qiaoqiao worked harder than Mike. Who is the professional anchor? I'm laughing】

【Qiao Bao's description is so tempting. I've already placed an order for a box】

【In front of food, no one would be Tang Qiaoqiao's opponent】

...

Mike didn’t believe in evil. The next product would be hot spicy slices. He didn't believe Tang Qiaoqiao would dare to eat this too.

"Next is this big spicy slice. It's delicious. It's spicy and refreshing. You can't stop eating it. Qiaoqiao, you can just leave it alone. You don't have to eat it."

"It's okay," Tang Qiaoqiao took a big bite without her face changing color. "This is made of tofu skin. It is very chewy. It has a layer of red spicy oil on it and thick sesame seeds, and it is very spicy." 

"But I personally recommend it for those who can eat spicy food. But those who can't eat spicy food should try it carefully. You can choose the sweet and spicy flavor. The spiciness level is just right, and there is a hint of sweetness. It is a must for home, travel, or just watching TV." 

【Woo. As a victim, I raised my hand in agreement with Tang Qiaoqiao. Don't buy the spicy one if you can't eat spicy food. The spicy one will burn your stomach】 

【Tang Qiaoqiao is so honest. She won't blindly persuade everyone to buy it】 

【As a person who has stepped on countless thunder, I feel the same. Don't just see anything cheap and just buy it】 

【I will listen to Qiao Bao, and buy sweet and spicy flavor】

 
 
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