Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack Chapter 45
Translated by Serena Love
Edited by Azure
Chapter 45: Raven's Revenge
Before the sun went down, the three people in Tang Qiaoqiao's group found a supply point set by the program group.
"The program team is finally being kind. They left us water, and there is also a pot," Xu Yuyi patted the small stainless steel pot with a smile on his face, "It can be used to cook and eat."
Tang Qiaoqiao's craftsmanship had completely conquered Xu Yu Yi. He was only thinking about what to eat next.
Tang Qiaoqiao flipped through the supplies at the supply point and said, "Let's set up the tent first, and let's stay here for the night."
They had no objection, so the three of them worked together to set up the tents. Tang Qiaoqiao would sleep in one, and the other two would sleep together.
After setting up the tents, the sun was about to fall to the other side of the mountain. Tang Qiaoqiao decided to make dinner before it was completely dark.
They will eat rabbit tonight.
Yes, Tang Qiaoqiao caught another silly fat rabbit on the road.
"This bunny is so cute. Of course, I want to eat it." When Tang Qiaoqiao was about to slaughter the rabbit, Wei Yiqi raised his hand and volunteered to help.
"Sister Qiaoqiao, let me do it."
"Huh?" Xu Yuyi looked at him in surprise. Was Wei Yiqi mad? He wanted to kill the rabbit? He could eat, but if he was asked to get his hands dirty, he would never do it.
Tang Qiaoqiao also asked suspiciously, "Can you do it?"
Wei Yiqi was eager to try. "I've seen you cook so many times. I thought I should try it myself."
Tang Qiaoqiao glanced at him appreciatively, "You are self-conscious, worthy of a guy who called me sister. Come on."
Wei Yiqi looked excited, but Xu Yuyi silently moved away.
Wei Yiqi grabbed the rabbit and walked a little further away, but Tang Qiaoqiao still didn't feel relieved and followed him. The two squatted on the ground with their backs facing Xu Yuyi, burying their heads in dealing with the silly rabbit.
Xu Yuyi sat alone in front of the fire. He couldn't see anything and was curious. He craned his neck but still couldn't see anything. He only heard Tang Qiaoqiao's soft voice saying slowly, "It's faster to draw blood from here."
"Yes."
"You must kill with a single strike."
"Turn its leg upside down and start with a slash from the legs so that it can be completely peeled off."
"Yes, don't worry."
Peeled off? Peeling?
Xu Yuyi imagined the scene and shivered suddenly.
He vowed to never mess with Tang Qiaoqiao.
"Wow, it's so clean." Wei Yiqi exclaimed from time to time, and the excitement in his voice was self-explanatory.
Tang Qiaoqiao muttered softly, "Little rabbit, don't be so stupid in your next life. If you see people, run faster, or you will get eaten."
At this time, the sun had gone down, and the forest gradually dimmed. The dark forest was full of shadows. Who knows what was hidden inside. Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi were still burying their heads in killing rabbits, and gradually there was no more sound, and the scene was silent.
Xu Yuyi heard that the evening was the time for supernatural things, Xu Yuyi looked at the depths of the gloomy woods, then looked at the backs of the two people, and suddenly, his heartbeat started to rise.
He swallowed and asked, "Tang Qiaoqiao, Wei Yiqi, are you all right?"
At this time, Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi finally turned around slowly. Both of their hands are blood-stained, and their faces are expressionless. Against the backdrop of the fire, it looked very gloomy.
Tang Qiaoqiao said coldly, "Xu Yuyi."
"What are you doing?" Xu Yuyi started to stammer, "What are you doing like a ghost?"
Tang Qiaoqiao smiled and said, "hehehehehe." She bent her bloody paws and said, "I'm so cute. Why do you want to eat me?"
There was resentment in her eyes, and Xu Yuyi was taken aback. "Who are you? You are not Tang Qiaoqiao?"
Tang Qiaoqiao: "I was still jumping in front of you just now. Don't you recognize me?"
Xu Yuyi trembled and stretched out his fingers. "You got possessed by the rabbit? You are wrong. I didn't kill you."
Wei Yiqi also echoed with a calm face, "You don't want to kill me, then why do you want to eat me?"
"Can you still possess two bodies at the same time?" Xu Yuyi's eyes widened, and his throat was choked. He immediately crawled into the tent.
"Ghost!"
Silence!
Ten seconds later.
There was a sudden burst of laughter, Tang Qiaoqiao almost rolled on the ground, and Wei Yiqi kept wiping his tears.
"Hahaha, I said it would definitely scare him." Tang Qiaoqiao clutched her aching stomach with a smile.
Wei Yiqi was convinced. She came up with this idea just a short while ago, and she really got it right.
Especially her acting skills. For a moment, even he was scared.
Tang Qiaoqiao panted for a while, then suddenly turned to the camera. The corners of her mouth raised, and she said solemnly, "My name is Tang Qiaoqiao. I am a professional actor. Directors and producers can consider me for their roles. I can act in anything, even horror movies. I can cook, do multiple jobs, and receive one person's salary. I'm very cost-effective."
Actually, the cameraman was a little scared earlier but still recorded the scene with due diligence...
She changed her face in a second. Why did she suddenly hit with a self-advertisement?
【My God, I was scared by Tang Qiaoqiao's eyes just now. Her acting is really good】
【Sugar rabbits, Qiao Bao's eyes are too fast for the scene】
【Directors, please take a look at Tang Qiaoqiao. Her wage is so cheap, and most importantly, her cooking skills are top-notch】
【Hahahahaha, the total IQ of these three people is definitely not more than the IQ of a ten-year-old. They are so naive to still play this kind of game】
【You guys, when I was young, have you ever watched a cartoon called "Crazy Rabbit"? The story is about a group of children who got possessed by rabbits. It is a shadow of my childhood. I still don't understand why my school puts out that kind of horror movie for us, simple elementary school students. Tang Qiaoqiao's expression reminded me of that movie in an instant】
【I have also seen it, my childhood shadows. Tang Qiaoqiao, you must cook the rabbit very deliciously. Otherwise, my little heart will not agree】
Xu Yuyi knew that Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi had bullied him. He yelled for a long time, saying that his heart was hurt. He insisted his shock must be comforted by eating more rabbit meat.
Tang Qiaoqiao agreed. What she made tonight was rabbit meat with wild vine pepper.
The vine pepper was picked from the roadside. The color was green, and compared to Sichuan pepper, the taste of vine pepper was softer and longer-lasting, with a delicate fragrance.
The rabbit meat was very tender. After adding wild vine pepper and stewing them together, the soft numbing taste of vine pepper neutralized the fishy smell of rabbit meat. The tip of their tongue had a just the right amount of numbness, and the taste was very delicious.
The three of them ate a good meal, went to bed at night, and took turns to watch the night. They spent the whole night peacefully.
After getting up in the morning, Xu Yuyi ran to solve his personal problems and looked excited when he came back.
"What do you think I found?"
He stretched out his hand, and a few green bird eggs were lying in the palm of his hand.
"It's on the tree where I peed. It's not high. I climbed up and picked them up. Now we have breakfast." Xu Yuyi said triumphantly. Finally, he found some food.
Tang Qiaoqiao frowned. "Do you know what kind of eggs these are?"
Xu Yuyi didn't care about it. "It doesn't matter what egg it is. We can eat it."
Tang Qiaoqiao explained, "These are crows' eggs."
"What's wrong, we can't eat crow eggs?" Wei Yiqi asked.
"Crows have strong vengeance. If it finds out that you stole its egg, it might come to you for revenge."
Xu Yuyi: "Why would you be afraid of crows?"
Tang Qiaoqiao raised her eyebrows. "You won't be afraid when the crows are not here."
Xu Yuyi suddenly felt that the egg in his hand was a hot potato. "Then I will put it back."
"Put it back? How can it work?" Tang Qiaoqiao calmly took the egg over. "You took them all. Of course, we have to eat them."
Xu Yuyi: "???"
'Then what did you mean by scaring me for a long time?'
【Xu Yuyi's expression is so ridiculous. He was so confused by Tang Qiaoqiao whether to eat it or not】
【Tang Qiaoqiao: It's impossible to send it back, it must be eaten】
Tang Qiaoqiao cooked the bird eggs, and the three of them ate separately. Then she asked everyone to pack their things quickly.
Xu Yuyi stared at the sky cautiously, without seeing a single crow's hair. Tang Qiaoqiao must be frightening him again. How could crows know how to get revenge? It was so funny.
Xu Yuyi just relaxed, and "snap," a lump fell on his forehead.
Not good!
He wiped it with his hand. It was gray and white. He brought it to the tip of his nose and smelled it, his expression was extremely ugly, and he uttered a few words, "It's bird droppings!"
He looked up and saw a black crow standing on the tree above his head. It started sharply at him as if it was about to rush down.
What was more terrifying, two or three crows landed next to it.
'My God. They also form a group. this is a group fight.'
"Quickly, let's withdraw. Xu Yuyi, your friends." Tang Qiaoqiao lifted the bag on her back, waved her hand, and Wei Yiqi began to run.
Xu Yuyi also ran wildly and screamed, "Why did it only shit at me?? You two ate it too."
Tang Qiaoqiao shouted without turning her head, "Maybe it thinks your hair is a toilet."
Xu Yuyi cried and said, "Fuck!"
【Boom. I'm in a trance】
【Tang Qiaoqiao said so, and I thought so too. The color of Xu Yuyi's hair is very similar to bird feces. Don't call this hair color grandma gray. Let's call it bird feces white. Hahahahahahahaha】
【I laughed so badly. Xu Yuyi was so sad. It was hard to find a few bird eggs, but he was caught by the master. Oh, it hurts】
【Xu Yuyi went the wrong way. After all, he is just an idiot LOLOLOLOL】
【I'm really curious. All three of them have eaten the eggs. Why the crows just went to Xu Yuyi for trouble】
【Seriously, it may be because Xu Yuyi left his smell when he went to dig out the bird's nest. The crows came because they followed his smell. Birds like crows are really strong in revenge, so don't provoke them easily】
【I learned another new thing. Xu Yuyi, you are still useful】
...
Since the live broadcast of "Survival in the Wild," the popularity could be said to be unprecedentedly high. The number of viewers in the live broadcast room was increasing, and the popularity of its related topics had exceeded 100 million.
Before the recorded version of the show was broadcast, many netizens recorded and released various cuts on their own.
At the same time, the top ten searches were also occupied by this show.
However, the other headlines were:
#Wang Xing'er and Zhang Yang fall into a mud hole#,
#Wang Xing'er got leeched#,
#The real outdoor skill# and other headlines took turns to brush their faces, Tang Qiaoqiao's headlines seem to be exceptionally different.
#King Tang Qiaoqiao is taking two bronze#
#Tang Qiaoqiao's magical spice jar#
#Tang Qiaoqiao's wilderness trip#
#Welcome to see Tang Qiaoqiao latest wild eating broadcast vlog#
#Tang Qiaoqiao Horror Film Acting#
#Tang Qiaoqiao's hair color definition: Bird Feces White#
......
Passersby didn't understand. So, is this a wild survival reality show? How can Tang Qiaoqiao's style be so peculiar?
When they clicked into the topic, fans edited Tang Qiaoqiao's clips into a long video.
At the beginning of the video, there was a passionate BGM. Tang Qiaoqiao blatantly opened the way, slashing through thorns flat, and speared three fish with just one stick.
Although the video of Tang Qiaoqiao kicking a big man was all over the sky before, it was taken by surveillance video after all. The video was vague and gave people an unreal feeling.
But this time, Tang Qiaoqiao is really showing her amazing strength and super strong ability to adapt to the environment under the high-definition camera.
She was really tough.
However, when netizens were surprised and admired Tang Qiaoqiao's power, the style changed suddenly, and BGM also became funny.
When the other guests brought knives, lighters, and other useful things in order to survive, Tang Qiaoqiao only brought a spice jar. She was very proud to say that with 9 yuan, she could put nine things together.
Netizen: ???
The next thing in the video was Tang Qiaoqiao conjuring up all kinds of delicacies in the wilderness. She found water in bamboo, cooked without a pot, and so on.
Compared with the other group's miserable circumstances, Tang Qiaoqiao was like making a home in the wild. It was too leisurely.
However, when Tang Qiaoqiao, Wei Yiqi, and Xu Yuyi were chased by crows, everyone felt a lot more comfortable.
Finally, there was a time when Tang Qiaoqiao slumped.
As a result, the image of Tang Qiaoqiao repeatedly jumped between the strong King Kong girl, a gourmet food blogger, and a comedian.
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