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Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack Chapter 42

Translated by Serena Love

Edited by Azure


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Chapter 42: Survival in the Wild

Tang Qiaoqiao didn't know about the unrest on Weibo until she got off the plane and checked into the hotel arranged by the program group. Those gossip marketing accounts could really make up stories. But the matter had calmed down, so she didn't explain her view to avoid another storm.

However, who was requesting the lawyer's letter?

Tang Qiaoqiao was confused. Her agency's response speed was comparable to that of a tortoise, and she had known this for a while. Brother Qian also confirmed that it was not the work of the company's public relations department.

Who was it then? Was it her big fan, Mr. Zheng Little Whip? When she got a chance, she had to ask him.

Tang Qiaoqiao rested in the hotel for one night, and early the next morning, she had to rush to the place designated by the program group to meet other guests.

"Survival in the Wild" was a large-scale interactive live broadcast on the Internet. The highlight was that there would be no messy editing, and the viewers could directly observe the most realistic reactions of the stars facing various difficulties when they survive in the wilderness.

The director was well versed in confidential agreements. Even the stars who signed the contract to participate did not know who was in the guest lineup.

The location of the first episode was in an undeveloped forest in the southwest. The place where the program groups met was an open space in front of the forest entrance.

When Tang Qiaoqiao arrived, another guest had already arrived first. It was Guo Bao, a well-known singer. He has sung almost all the theme songs of TV series of this generation. He seemed to be a good gentleman.

Tang Qiaoqiao greeted him, and soon another guest came.

It was Wei Yiqi.

When he got out of the car, he saw Tang Qiaoqiao at a glance and rushed over excitedly, shouting, "Sister Qiaoqiao!"

In Tang Qiaoqiao's eyes, she only saw his green hair fluttering in the wind.

'Boy, it's been a long time since I saw you. Your style has changed a lot.'

Tang Qiaoqiao has already regarded Wei Yiqi as a little brother because they had cooperated several times. After the show was broadcast, his popularity rose a lot, and he was no longer at the bottom of the group. However, he often called her "Sister Qiaoqiao" on WeChat. Tang Qiaoqiao also sent him her hand-made snacks several times.

"Sister Qiaoqiao, I didn't expect you to also participate in this show." Wei Yiqi's eyes were particularly bright. He was so happy that he almost had a wagging tail behind him.

Tang Qiaoqiao's gaze always fell on his head, and her first sentence was, "There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world. Even if your love was broken or you were dumped, you don't have to be so sad."

Wei Yiqi had green hair, and his hair was straightened. All his bangs were combed sideways, which changed his whole temperament.

Wei Yiqi: "Huh?"

Tang Qiaoqiao pointed to his hair. "Green."

Wei Yiqi touched his hair and explained, "Sister Qiaoqiao, this is not green. It is obviously blue-green."

Tang Qiaoqiao: 'Is there a difference?'

He smiled shyly. "Because I recorded a music video and my song was hit a few days ago, I dyed my hair this color. Isn't it pretty? Fans say it's handsome."

"Very unique." Tang Qiaoqiao said euphemistically. She always felt that Wei Yiqi's good-looking temperament did not match the blue and green hair.

Then two more guests came. One was Zhang Yang, a celebrity in the sports world. He once won an Olympic medal. After retiring, he began to get involved in the entertainment circle. The number of his fans was comparable to a popular male star.

The other guest was actually a familiar face, Wang Xing'er.

As soon as Tang Qiaoqiao saw her appear, she secretly whispered, "It's really an enemy on a narrow road!"

Wang Xing'er didn't expect to see Tang Qiaoqiao in this program.

The hand she just raised to wave stopped in mid-air. She didn't want to say hello to Tang Qiaoqiao at all. But after all, the camera was shooting. At last, she had to smile awkwardly and then stood blankly away from Tang Qiaoqiao.

Because Tang Qiaoqiao took away the role that originally belonged to her, she had to fill the schedule she had reserved. It was sudden, so she couldn't receive any good scripts. She had to pick up a reality show to fill her schedule. Otherwise, how else would she be willing to come to this exhausting reality show?

Wang Xing'er smiled, but her teeth tickled with hate.

Finally, the long-overdue guest arrived, which was the actor Xu Yuyi.

"Sorry, there was a small problem with my private jet. I was a little late. I hope I didn't delay everyone's recording." Xu Yuyi's hair was the color of grandma's gray. He wore big sunglasses and chewed gum in his mouth.

Tang Qiaoqiao had seen a little news about this Xu Yuyi. Although he was also mixed in the entertainment circle, everyone in the circle knows that he was a gamer, and he was backed by his family's business with assets of tens of billions.

His fans shouted "Master Xu" with every mouthful, and as soon as Xu Yuyi opened his mouth, he said, "private jet."

After all the guests arrived, the recording of the show officially began. A large number of netizens flooded in as soon as the live broadcast room opened.

【Lao Zi finally came in. I was so anxious to death】

【There are only two women, but it's Tang Qiaoqiao and Wang Xing'er. The enemies met in a narrow road】

【Did the show crew didn't know that they had torn their faces? Why did they invite them together】

【There will be a good show next, hahaha】

...The director took the microphone and stood still. He looked at the position of the guest with a smile on his face.

"Wang Xing'er, how come you stand on the outside? You and Tang Qiaoqiao are the two flowers of our show. You both have to stand in the middle."

Wang Xing'er smiled and said, "I will just stand here."

Director: "Stay in the middle. Male guests, you are all gentlemen. Give up a position for her."

Xu Yuyi said with a grin, "I will!" He jumped two steps and gave her his position.

Wang Xing'er had to move a little bit inside and moved towards Tang Qiaoqiao.

She didn't want to stand up, but they both wore the same pink sportswear issued by the show.

The style is also the simplest one.

As soon as she came over, she would definitely be compared with Tang Qiaoqiao.

Tang Qiaoqiao wore a high ponytail, had a smooth forehead, round head, slender waist, and slender thighs. Even though she wore such rustic sportswear, it looked like big-brand sportswear.

Wearing similar clothes was not terrible, but Wang Xing'er understood the truth about who is uglier will be embarrassed.

Moreover, her short stature made her lower body look relatively sturdy. She usually wore a long skirt to cover her lower body, but now it was completely exposed when compared to Tang Qiaoqiao. She couldn’t wait to go back and replace her clothes on the spot.

【Wang Xing'er is right when she didn't want to stand in the middle. The comparison is too tragic】

【This style of sportswear is too disastrous. But Tang Qiaoqiao actually wears it so good-looking】

【Wang Xing'er is usually known as a classic little beauty, now she is hanged】

【Look at her face. I'm almost laughing to death】

...

The mission objective of the program is to reach the destination set by the program group from this entrance within one day and one night.

Director: "I see that everyone has brought a lot of things, but it is a pity that you can only choose one of your own things."

The guests wailed.

"But!" The director hurriedly added, "We have set up a few supply points in the woods. There will be tents and other tools inside. As long as you can find them, you can have them."

It was like closing a door first and then saying that a small window would be opened. When everyone got a second chance, it was logical to accept it.

The director had a good strategy.

The guest reluctantly turned in all their backpacks. They thought for a long time and only carried one thing.

Guo Bao kept a lighter, and Zhang Yang took a dagger. Wang Xing'er hesitated for a long time and chose her insect repellent. Xu Yuyi very coolly took out the imported machete he bought at a high price, and Wei Yiqi also brought a lighter.

Tang Qiaoqiao chose a small purse-sized bag.

Wang Xing'er was dissatisfied and questioned her. "What is she taking? Maybe there are several things in it."

Tang Qiaoqiao shrugged, opened the small pink bag very calmly, and showed it to the director.

The director glanced at the bag and was very surprised. He then smiled. "There is really only one thing in it, which is not a violation of the rule."

【I'm curious. What is it?】

【Tang Qiaoqiao has always taken an unusual path. I really look forward to it】

The six people are divided into two groups. After drawing the lot, Tang Qiaoqiao, Wei Yiqi, and Xu Yuyi were in one group. The other three were in another group.

Two groups entered the forest, one on the left and the other on the right. Two split-screen videos began to appear on the audience's live broadcast screen, which could be switched at will.

Wei Yiqi still followed Tang Qiaoqiao like a little follower as before. But Xu Yuyi chattered endlessly.

"Oh, we don't know each other yet. Let us introduce each other."

Tang Qiaoqiao glanced at him. "Didn't we introduce ourselves just now? My name is Tang Qiaoqiao, and your name is Xu Yuyi."

Xu Yuyi : "..."

What he meant was not this kind of introduction.

Tang Qiaoqiao's footsteps were fast, and he had to keep up. "How can a cute and charming girl go ahead and open the way? I'll take the lead."

"Okay." Tang Qiaoqiao took a step back decisively and let him go forward.

The forest was full of vegetation, with dead branches, leaves, and vines intertwined everywhere. After walking for a while, they were blocked by thorny vines.

Xu Yuyi was worried that the machete in his hand had nowhere to play. But when he saw this scene, he happily said, "Don't worry, I will clear the road."

As he said this, he wielded his machete to try to clear the obstacles, but he just waved it a little bit. The ordinary weeds and vines were very tough. He had to swing it several times before cutting one off.

"I don't believe that I can't cut it."

Xu Yuyi came up with a temper and chopped his machete hard. Not only did the vines not tear, but the palms of his hands were numb.

'Too difficult.'

His effort was blown out, and Xu Yuyi's face was ugly. He was ashamed to look back at the two people behind him.

Tang Qiaoqiao looked at him for a while and couldn't stand it.

"I'll do it."

"Huh?" Xu Yuyi opened his mouth, "I will keep cutting. Your strength is even worse. Wait for me to rest for a while, and I will try again."

Wei Yiqi, who knew Tang Qiaoqiao, didn't speak. He just smiled and watched the show.

Tang Qiaoqiao took the machete from his hand, and with a light wave of her small hand, the vine was immediately cut off by half. After another two or three slashes, a small path appeared in front of the three of them.

Xu Yuyi: ???

【The scene was very embarrassing】

【Xu Yuyi is still dumbfounded】

【He may not know Tang Qiaoqiao's nickname of King Kong Barbie】

【Xu Yuyi is lucky that he can get to know Tang Qiaoqiao this time, but his image is shattered hahaha】

Tang Qiaoqiao didn't even look back when she said, "Follow me."

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