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Edited by Liya

Chapter 97 - Fried Wings & Magic Mirror Takeaway

In the mobile elixir truck, Su Yu started to make super big golden fried wings.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

"Mo Xiaopang's father is expected to arrive first. He is in Mo Er's moving castle, so he will probably arrive in less than half a cup of tea time. Mo Xiaopang's mother is busy and might be a bit later."

Hang Wan'er confirmed the arrival time of the two guests again.

Master Su took the time to deal with one of the chicken wings first.

In this way, when the 'guests' arrive at her temporary stall, they would be able to eat the fried wings just out of the fryer.

There would be a big difference in taste based on the timing of when the wings were fried.

Once the wings had sat for too long, the texture would change and the flavor would decrease. Even if it was reheated again, the taste would be greatly reduced.

Generally, the kitchen would start frying only when the guests arrive at their seats, unlike soups or stews which could be prepared in advance.

However, in this world of immortality, those guests that were thousands of miles away could arrive in the blink of an eye.

Master Su's back kitchen also kept pace with the times. She cooked in advance to prevent the other party from waiting too long.

"Well, the speed of the moving castle is still trustworthy."

Master Su nodded, then carefully rolled the cut wings into the beaten egg mixture and bread crumbs.

The fragrance soon spread out from the mobile elixir truck.

The dark sky of the City of Wrath slowly revealed a trace of light.

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"Brother, you also smell like a mobile elixir truck, but you don't look as good as mine~"

"Hey, this is the price of a second-hand half-portion. I bought a Meridian Pill from old Wang from the tent next door and only half of it grew."

"Well, half a portion is really too little. Isn't the happiest thing now to have a family-sized Meridian Pill?"

"Don't worry. Commander Mo Er said, as long as you work hard, the whole family will have a bucket. Once you finish the bucket, you can get another one."

When Mo Xiaopang's father, Commander Mo Nian, entered Mo Er's moving castle and was invited to sit in the castle's dining area, he heard such comments.

He could see the City of Wrath's barracks down from the glazed window.

The discussions of these third and fourth-rank demon pawns could not escape the ears of a high-ranking commander.

The more he listened, the more frightened he became.

These demon soldiers were still full of energy and their state was much better than demons in other cities.

He refrained from asking more. Soon, the moving castle arrived at the mobile elixir truck.

From a distance, Mo Nian saw a green algae head that seemed familiar but unfamiliar.

Mo Er, who had only left for half a day, also saw his younger brother's blood-red head.

"With the mobile elixir truck, my father no longer has to worry about my studies."

"As long as you have a demonic essence herbal pill every day, you will be good, and so am I~"

Mo Xiaopang and Little Er Dong were standing hand in hand in front of the elixir truck and talked about their 'parents'.

The two parents: "..."

They felt the joy of sending their child to a cram school and meeting a reliable teacher.

Especially Mo Xiaopang. Yesterday he was only 30% of his study progress at home, but today, he had reached 99% of his study progress!

His demonic essence had grown to ninety percent.

This progress was so great that even his old father didn't recognize him!

Inside a circle of magic restriction, Commander Mo Nian, who was formerly known as Mo Dapang, was exactly the same as his son, Mo Xiaopang. His body was somewhat round.

[T/N: Mo Dapang means Demon Big Fatty (胖 = pang means fat/plump)]

He was not very fat but a greedy demon at best.

At first glance, his armored upper body was a bloated semicircle.

Mo Nian stretched out his hand through the gap of his armor and took out a treasure chest, two treasure chests, three... He was getting thinner and thinner by digging money from his body.

He didn't stop until his figure was as thin as the irritable Mo Er. His dark but shrewd face was now full of smiles.

He looked at Su Yu honestly and there was absolutely no coldness like a terrifying demon commander.

Only a face that was respecting a 'tutor'!

"You are Master Su!?"

"My son is Mo Xiaopang. Thanks to you for taking care of my son."

Commander Mo Nian stepped forward and dispersed the demonic energy in his hands. He arched awkwardly towards Su Yu.

He only received the bill from the lieutenant. He never thought it would work so well!

"This mobile school, no, this mobile elixir truck, what time does it open? Is it open every day? Is there a 100-year-old childhood demon training series for sale?"

Mo Er in the moving castle had not reacted and he was already set aside.

Su Yu coughed lightly and was about to speak, but Little Er Dong came forward again.

"Yes, uncle," he showed his fangs and smiled. "I bought a growth package to be a Demon Lord from the mobile elixir truck."

Mo Nian: ...

'Good guy, good guy.'

Look at this child of other people's families. His goal was to overthrow the ruling monarch and become the Demon Lord. His own child's goal was just to be a third-rank demon soldier.

Even from the starting line, he had lost.

He glared at Mo Er with resentment. Sure enough, everyone was secretly nurturing their own children...

Why didn't he say earlier that there was such a counselor to assist the child? Did he still need to consider whether or not he should cooperate with human cultivators?

He immediately looked at Su Yu earnestly. "Master Su, do you have time to talk to me in detail?"

Su Yu had no other guests at the moment, so she smiled and nodded generously.

"Please take a seat."

Hang Wan'er immediately placed the black iron table and chairs.

Yu Dong put on the tablecloth and black iron dinner plate.

Water Spirit poured a cup of tea.

Commander Mo Nian took a deep breath and quickly stepped into the seat.

'Look at this childcare organization. The service really makes parents comfortable.'

'It is indeed a professional cultivation school.'

He asked Mo Xiaopang to go with the bear cub next to him and was about to speak, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the wooden sign on the black iron table.

He saw the wooden sign said.

[Press 1 to call the waiter immediately.]

[Press 2 to open the restrictions on tables and chairs to form a private space.]

Mo Xiaopang's father's eyes brightened and he immediately pressed the second formation button on the black iron table.

In an instant, a miniature human and demon restriction was formed at the table and chairs where he and Su Yu sat.

Yu Dong was still standing inside the restrictions, responsible for collecting spirit stones.

Mo Er also squeezed in halfway. In order to deal with this seemingly simple and honest, but in fact greedy and bottomless demon, fearing that the other party would attack Su Yu in the middle.

But he still underestimated the mobile elixir truck.

At this moment, little fatty father, the master of the greedy town, why would he want to attack Su Yu? He just wanted to talk to her.

"In addition to becoming the Demon Lord package, Master Su, is there any other childcare demon package in the mobile elixir truck?"

Mo Nian only had the child's education in mind at the moment. The treasure chests he took out were the 'tuition fee' he was willing to give.

He sighed heavily. "To be honest, it's a bit difficult for my little chubby to be the Demon Lord. It's all my fault. I always thought the Demon Lord could not be resisted. So I taught him to keep a low profile and told him that he only needs to be a third-rank demon soldier."

"Hey, he is just like me, greedy and less diligent."

Su Yu jumped up from her seat.

Master Su was still unmarried and had no children. She had no idea about childcare.

She kept smiling and pushed the fried golden and crispy salted egg yolk wings in front of Mo Nian.

"Eat it while it's hot."

"Hey."

The fatty's father took it subconsciously.

His mouth and nose were instantly filled with the tangy aroma of this golden dish.

The demons of the City of Greed had a strong possessive desire for material things, conformed to their hearts and ignored the rules.

He immediately obeyed his desire, grabbed a plump wing that seemed to be covered with ancient gold fragments and stuffed it into his mouth.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

"I didn't make my kids work hard."

"But if the mobile elixir truck, the representative of human cultivators, can assist us in overthrowing this Demon Lord, I'm a little relieved."

"I hope he can be a demon general or a demon commander. So he will be able to satisfy his greed even if he is very greedy in the future."

While speaking of his hope that his child would become a dragon, Mo Nian bit down on the fried wings in his mouth.

The oil paper had absorbed the remaining heavy oil before it was presented to him.

So when he bit into it, the golden crust with the combination of crispy bread crumbs and delicate egg yolks was crispy. It was not too hot or greasy and his mouth was full of just the right crispness.

With a bang, the hot and tender juices and oil burst out from the chicken under the crispy skin, awakening Mo Nian in an instant.

'What am I eating?'

He couldn't help but turn his attention to the object in his hand.

He could see the moist and tender chicken hidden under the crispy golden skin.

The mobile elixir truck was sincere in realizing the cooperation between humans and demons!

Mo Nian was impressed by the deliciousness of the chicken wings.

The crisp and tasteless bread crumbs had a touch of softness because of the salted egg yolk. It also had a delicious and rich salty fragrance, which tightly locked the softness and juiciness inside.

After taking a few bites with gusto, Mo Nian found that there was a little bit black bone inside and there was a faint silver engraving on it.

[To my...]

The words were revealed.

Mo Nian took another bite and saw it more clearly.

[To my eternal love...]

He flushed and stood up from his seat, looking at Su Yu, forgetting about his son.

Mo Er didn't understand, so he wanted to grab the wings on the table and have a taste.

As a result, his hands were almost cut off by Mo Nian!

Su Yu nodded to them and smiled. "This is the lock of the treasure box that was ordered remotely just now. Complete with engraving."

Mo Er: ...

Mo Nian: ...

Mo Nian bowed his head, finally ate the last bit of meat with the long-shaped wing bone and threw it into the teacup on the table to rinse.

Suddenly, black smoke billowed out of the tea.

Six small smoke-like dragons were hovering on top, holding an obsidian-like and twinkling treasure chest padlock, slowly rising from the mouth of the jade cup.

Then it flew into the palm of Mo Nian.

The two demon generals looked at Su Yu with complex expressions. They were stunned and admired her.

Su Yu's palm was facing upwards and she pushed a small square plate of black iron with a spicy golden wingtip towards Mo Nian. "The matching key is here."

Mo Nian paused.

She added, "Be careful, don't bite the key. Otherwise, the lock won't open."

Mo Nian: "..."

He was already nervous.

Mo Er silently turned over the latest price list menu on the table.

Soon, he turned to the latest page.

[The treasure chest lock is 200,000 middle-grade demon stones.

Lovers Lock is 300,000 middle-grade demon stones (can be engraved).]

Mo Er took a deep breath.

'Long live the single dogs.'

'Being single saves demon stones!'

While he was thinking, a low-key luxury magic key also made of obsidian slowly flew out to Mo Nian's hand.

In one breath, it became the size of his palm.

The engraving on the other half of the obsidian key echoed the engraving on the obsidian padlock. The words were entwined with a silver aura, like stars twinkling.

The demons lived in the endless dark night all year round. They felt the beauty of the stars, like bright fireflies.

All the demons present couldn't help but look away. With their power, they could clearly see the small print.

—To my eternal love, the keys to my treasure chests are all yours.

Mo Nian: ...

Mo Xiaopang: ...

"Father, so you like my mother the most!"

Mo Xiaopang was stunned. His calf ran like a cannonball and rushed over, clutching Mo Nian's armor and cloak tightly. "So you've never been angry with her. You asked her to spend your money..."

Halfway through, his mouth was tightly covered by his father.

"What nonsense!" The shy old father refused to admit it.

But halfway through, a graceful, pleasant and domineering sexy voice came from the air.

"Big fatty, I saw it~ Is this for me?"

The child's father blushed and turned around stiffly. "Cough, there are so many demons, don't call my real name."

The demons bowed their heads for a moment and their shoulders were shaking.

Soon, a delicate red-lipped woman with black hair flowing like a black mist appeared in front of Master Su.

"Mobile elixir truck?"

"I'm picking up the goods, order number: 002."

Su Yu smiled, "Wait."

Not long after she entered the carriage, there was a sizzling sound of a frying pan.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

Then a heavenly scent.

The demoness with delicate red lips licked between her lower lips and then wrapped her admiring eyes around the handsome man beside her. "My dear, why have you lost so much weight?"

Mo Nian's face changed and he immediately swore to God. "I didn't spend demon stones randomly. I lost weight because I just paid my child's tuition and bought you a gift!"

The exquisite demoness: ...

Then, she noticed her child's progress!

After half a column of incense, Mo Xiaopang was watched back and forth by his father and mother.

Both parents finally knew the story of the dragon balls fairy grass jelly.

"For my child's future, I am willing to cooperate with the mobile elixir truck." The mother of the child solemnly saluted Su Yu.

By the way, she ate her own fried wings with salted egg yolk and spat out the bones for her husband.

There were two sets of lover locks.

They exchanged with each other, each taking a lock and a key.

"We, the two demon couples, are walking the road of greed and lust," Mo Xiaopang's mother, Mo Se, the leader of the City of Lust sighed. "We're not irritable and brutal, but —"

The couple looked at each other.

"There are seven commanders in the demon world, but the two of us are husband and wife. Together, we can fight against any city."

Su Yu took a cup of milky green fairy grass jelly with 30% sugar and listened while drinking.

Hearing this, she understood.

If the Demon Lord was dissatisfied with a pair of husband and wife leading the two cities, at least one must be replaced.

The only way to replace a demon commander was to kill them.

The couple did not want their partner to be killed by the Demon Lord, so they could only pretend to be at odds with each other.

"Cough," Mo Xiaopang's mother, the beautiful demoness, was reddish behind her ears. "It's not all fake."

"I'm arguing and complaining, and sometimes I get really angry. I haven't paid attention to him for half a year."

Mo Xiaopang's father immediately took her hand, "It's my fault. How can I blame you? Then I will ask Master Su to buy ten telephone lines and I will call you every day from now on."

"Hateful~"

Su Yu touched her nose.

Dating and being in love was promoting consumption, as expected.

"Master Su, as long as the mobile elixir truck can free us from the Demon Lord's shackles and ensure the demons' future life in our two cities, we are willing to lead the two cities to join the mobile elixir truck."

The two husband and wife commanders bowed their heads sincerely and held Mo Xiaopang's both shoulders with their hands.

Not long after, they happily bought the 'Youth Demon Healthy Growth Package', 'Let children have a second path to immortality: Artificial Golden Core, Nascent Soul elixir meal'.

They also purchased the princess bed pills, Meridian Pills, and the Rose Manor version of the moving castle, which the husband and wife's demon soldiers needed. Finally, they went to their military area to sign more human-demon cooperation agreements.

Before leaving, they also established a telephone line with Xiao Muge's second and third clones and a system to ask for help at any time.

The two clones of both of them would also replace them to sit in the two city lord mansions.

When leaving, Hang Wan'er looked at the two backs of Xiao Muge's clones and clicked her tongue.

"All the demon commanders will be my eldest senior brother."

"Poor Demon Lord, he thought he had many generals, but..."

It was all her eldest senior brother!

The demons were baring their teeth.

The humans also let themselves be corrupted by the two demon commanders' demonic energy and then made bubble bread with mutton.

Not long after, Taoist Mu stretched out his fingers towards the sky.

"Twenty percent stronger."

'Three out of seven.'

'Three demon commanders so far.'

Rubbing their hands, everyone turned their expectations to Little Er Dong.

Taoist Mu said, "Little friend, how many good friends do you have?"

The demons: "..."

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Mei Youde guarded the opening of two-thirds of the passage. With a little calculation, it would take 12 more days to open it all.

He showed a rare smile.

But it didn't take long to see black hair falling on the Heavenly Book.

He lost his hair.

"Backlash—"

He opened his mouth, only to spit out this word and his two front teeth also rolled down.

Mei Youde immediately covered his painful chest and his face became pale.

'How?!'

"Mei Youde, can you hear me? In twelve days, we will land directly over Nanxun Academy!"

In the passage, the black claws on the throne were exposed.

On this huge claw, there was a magic crystal ball.

Mei Youde looked up and saw seven figures of handsome men and beautiful women hidden in the black mist, representing the seven demon commanders of the seven deadly sins.

He spat out a tooth. "Then land at Zhiqiong Peak, where Su Yu is!"

"Okay!" The Demon Lord patted the black claw happily.

Mei Youde laughed.

But the eyes of three out of the seven commanders in the magic crystal ball, hidden in the darkness, suddenly turned to him.

Mei Youde: "?"

'What is the situation with these three? Why are they looking at me?'

It was weird and made him feel a little palpitated.

Mei Youde grabbed the Heavenly Book and didn't turn the page until the Demon Lord retreated.

"The backlash is still growing... A new container must be taken to bear my backlash."

"My last daughter, where are you?"

On the blank Heavenly Book, there was a picture of a magic weapon that Zhiqiong Peak and even other Nanxun disciples were very familiar with - the Five Immortal Ropes.

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Hang Wan'er, who was holding the Five Immortal Ropes, was busy answering the phone in the mobile elixir truck every day.

A steady stream of orders was transferred from her to Yu Dong and then they were distributed to various positions in the back kitchen.

Purchasing planting department (Earth Spirit, Wood Spirit, Mo Mie), processing table (Metal Spirit, Water Spirit), kitchen hand (materials were distributed according to the menu, supplied to the stove, by the neat elder Hong Yun), stove (Fire Spirit), pastry department (Taoist Mu, Xiao Muge's clone)...

Everything worked perfectly.

Especially when Xiao Muge's beautiful hands were finally able to do the work of pulling noodles. Master Su felt relieved.

Not only that, Xiao Muge also worked as a legal counsel. Also, because he had many clones, he cooperated with the takeaway demons to do the delivery work in many places.

[Master, I didn't expect that the problem of you soaring and being struck by lightning could be solved in this way.]

Jasper Turtle laughed.

All clones were ordered to work.

Some were Divine Transformations and some were Golden Cores doing errands to pick up and deliver goods.

The work of a delivery guy was really hard.

Running around, his dozens of clones continued to consume spiritual energy and consciousness in the demon world.

In order to complete the delivery of different routes, each clone had an independent mind and the consumption of spiritual energy was doubled.

Xiao Muge's clone also smiled and nodded.

But soon, he froze in the air.

"A Golden Core clone hit a demon commander."

Jasper Turtle: ...

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"It's not good, Second Senior Sister, Eldest Senior Brother No. 67 is out for delivery and there is a serial collision accident with flying swords!"

Hang Wan'er, who was holding the Five Immortal Ropes and dozens of writing brushes to record orders in the air, received one of the calls and rushed to Su Yu to report urgently.

Su Yu had just finished washing her hands and was looking at the burning fairy grass made by Fire Spirit which was immediately sent to the three children in the demon city.

Hearing this, she was stunned.

She immediately walked over to the phone, "How are you? Are you alright?"

"It's okay. Eldest Senior Brother No. 67 is a Golden Core clone. He has been knocked out by a demon commander at the peak of the Spirit Severing stage."

Su Yu: "...!"

She didn't know what to say.

"Then... can this clone survive?"

Hang Wan'er hesitated for a moment. "Eldest Senior Brother said that he is fine. The clone's spiritual sense has been withdrawn and the body will be transformed into spiritual energy. It can be reunited with him within a cup of tea time."

"But the goods delivered by the 67th, a magic mirror customized by the demon commander of the City of Lust, is the one specially made by Second Senior Sister, the Magic Mirror Magic Mirror, Who is the Most Beautiful in This World Mirror Treasure. I am afraid you will have to make it again..."

"Eldest Senior Brother said he would come back immediately after condensing the 115th clone. He asked me to tell the guests that the arrival would be delayed."

Su Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

'As long as everyone is fine.'

"Let his other delivery boys be safe."

"I'm redoing it now. Tell the guest we'll give her a small mirror that she can carry with her as compensation for the delay."

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"This..."

The demon commander who just hit the 67th clone, Mo Tao, the lord of City of Gluttony, just finished the commanders meeting called by the Demon Lord.

He was feeling hungry, ready to go to the wilderness of his gluttonous city to eat.

The result—this special ancestor bumped into a guy with no eyes!

The guy was also smashed to pieces. No, strangely, there were no fragments to be found.

'It's almost like...' Mo Tao retched.

"Help, I'm nauseous before eating—"

He was gluttonous and his stomach was never full. Sometimes he became crazy, even breaking off his own city watchtower and eating it into his stomach.

But Mo Tao had a secret. He didn't like killing. He even hated it.

Because it affected his appetite.

Mo Tao was sad. Looking at the strange flat thing that was wrapped in front of him, he couldn't help squatting down.

He flipped the thing around.

"I'm sorry. I'm starving and dizzy. I can't see the road at all."

"This road was marked by me a hundred years ago. It is my dining path. Even the demons dare not walk here. You are unlucky, but it is also unlucky for me. Hey, I have no appetite today."

He opened the strange cloth bag.

"If you leave some identification, I can take your family to my City of Gluttony. You can rest assured that your family will follow me in this life and will not worry about eating. Well, in your next life, you should be a smart demon—"

But when he opened the bag and saw a magic mirror, he stopped.

He saw this bronze mirror, which was rare in the demon world.

There was also a line of black foggy handwriting faintly emerging-

[Guest, the rules for using this magic weapon are as follows:]

[1. Recite to me: Magic mirror, magic mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful demon in the world... and you can start it.]

[2. Function: It can be used for reflection and defense.]

[3. This magic weapon can defend against demon generals attacking ten times.]

Mo Tao read ten lines at a glance and was quickly attracted by the last line.

[After ten times, the mirror surface will be damaged and you can eat it directly. Have a good meal.]

Mo Tao: ...

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