Using a Wok to Reorganize Life and Fly to Immortality Chapter 85
TLed by Serena Love
Edited by Liya
Chapter 85 - Golden Armor Fried Elixir
In front of Nanxun Sect, several golden parrots hovered above.
Many cultivators came with their swords.if you are reading this on a site other than puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
There were also people teleporting here.
It could be seen that among the cultivators who came here, there were many disciples of Foundation Building and Golden Core levels, as well as Nascent Soul and Divine Transformation levels, which should not be underestimated.
"Two people."
"Four."
"Is it morning class yet?"
They flew towards the parrots and talked to them as soon as they arrived.
The two low-key demons, who tried to hide, stood motionless in front of Nanxun Sect, appearing very conspicuous in the crowd.
They stepped back on the spot.
Once exposed, many Nascent Soul and Divine Transformation cultivators would swarm them up. No matter how strong they were, they might die without a place to be buried.
"Mo Sang, tell me quickly. What are these people doing? What are we going to do?"
Mo Sang: "..."
'I... also don't know!'
He had read many books and thought he understood every word, but he didn't even understand these people.
Since he was a child, he has read through ancient books of human cultivation. He was instilled by the demon masters that he would go to the human realm one day.
After decades, he boasted that he knew the situation of human cultivation very well.
But now, he couldn't figure out what was going on.
There was no mention of this in the ancient books of human cultivation.
Mo Sang was embarrassed, but as he looked at his companion's eager eyes, he said, "Silence. Wait and see. We have just arrived. It is natural to look weird when we are new to something."
Mo Tu nodded. "You're right. You really know it all."
Mo Sang suddenly had cold sweat on the back of his neck.
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He, Mo Sang, would be able to quickly find whatever deeds of human cultivation corresponded to this scene.
Mo Sang immediately looked at the cultivators lining up in front of the parrot.
When the parrot heard their number, it lowered its beak and poked a wooden plaque from a small storage bag on its flank.
Then the parrot gave it to the cultivator in front of it.
"Table for two. B 216. Wait for the call."
"Table for three. C 53."
"B 45 for four people."
The cultivators glanced at their wooden plaques and consciously went to the side, talking to each other or waiting cross-legged on their swords.
Occasionally, a golden parrot, carrying spirit tea and teacups on its back, flew over and asked them to pour their own tea and enjoy it.
While talking and drinking the tea, they looked at the wooden plaques in their hands from time to time and listened to the numbers called by the parrots.
"What is this wooden plaque?" Mo Tu asked curiously to his knowledgeable companion.
'The wooden plaque'... Mo Sang's eyes lit up.
"I have seen in the records that entering a sect requires a disciple's plaque to enter. Mo Tu, it is very likely that we have arrived at an annual event where Nanxun recruits talented people from the outside world."
Mo Tu was immediately excited. "Isn't this good?"
Then they could infiltrate Nanxun.
Mo Sang nodded with a smile. Before he came to this human world, he had imagined how to wait for an opportunity at the foot of Nanxun Mountain. Then ambush a disciple to snatch their plaque and enter Nanxun.
Unexpectedly, in front of the Nanxun Mountains at this moment, so many golden parrots of the third and fourth grades were handing out wooden plaques at the door!
This was God's help.
A golden parrot flew in front of the two demons as if it had gained human intelligence. "Do you need a number?"
Mo Tu was a little panicked and looked at Mo Sang.
"Take one." Mo Sang became confident when he saw the wooden plaque. He even softened his ferocious voice.
The cloaks on their bodies could block their demonic aura.
Even if a cultivator stood in front of them, they would not be able to discover their identities. As long as they didn't do too much, they were just two slightly weird people minding their own things.
"How many?"
Mo Sang had been watching people around them for a long time and now he could answer, "Two people."
The golden parrot poked out a wooden plaque and handed it to him. "Table B 225 for two."
Mo Sang quickly imitated the appearance of the other cultivators waiting. He took out a flying sword and sat cross-legged on it.
He checked his hiding hood again.
Mo Tu quickly followed him with confidence.
They were demon generals in the Demon World, equivalent to the Divine Transformation of human beings. However, their Demon Race was tyrannical. One person could fight two or three human cultivators.
So here, their real strength was equivalent to halfway of the Spirit Severing stage.
The body of the demon generals was close to human shape, but they had a pair of natural black demon horns on their foreheads.
If human cultivators saw it, it would be terrible. He could only hide his horns under his hood.
[Everyone, pay attention to cover-up. From now on, don't contact each other easily. Lest we will be exposed and wiped out by humans.]
Mo Tu and Mo Sang glanced at the jade slip and immediately hid it in their arms cautiously.
Their expressions were also quite embarrassing. They all blamed Mei Youde, who opened the channel so small, only allowing twelve of them to come out.
With only twelve halfway Spirit Severing demons, it was impossible to destroy the great sects of human cultivators in one fell swoop.
Ancient sects often had some ancient defense formations.
They could only mingle into each faction first, waiting for the opportunity to destroy these ancient defense formations. They had to inquire about the current cultivation base and the number of the retreating elders of each faction, wait for their demon lord to come with an army of millions, and then occupy these people's sects in one fell swoop.
The demons didn't come to fight for life and death but to get some territory with the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and magic weapons so that more demons could break through and live forever.
Everything was for their future.
Mo Sang rubbed the wooden plaque and his heart was determined.
"It is estimated that there will be an hour in the queue. How about you and I play a game?"
"First, let's order an elixir."
There were more and more Nascent Souls waiting around the two demons.
Many were also wearing the uniform robes of the Jinbamen and Qingrongmen disciples.
Even though Mo Tu didn't know anything about human cultivation culture, he could see that these people were not from the same group. He questioned in a low voice, "Mo Sang, is this really an entry test? Why are there so many Nascent Souls? It looks like they are different forces."
Mo Sang didn't understand either, but after a little thought, he answered, "According to Mei Youde, Su Yu has been recognized by the Ancient Secret Palace of the Five Elements. Visions descended from the sky can be seen in all four realms. Naturally, many capable people in the human cultivation world come to make friends with her. Maybe these sects want to ask her for a practice method or to enter the ancient secret palace to practice."
"It seems that they are here to line up and ask for the inheritance of the Ancient Secret Palace of the Five Elements."
Mo Tu nodded. "I see. Then what is the elixir they are talking about? Why can they order it first?"
Many cultivators asked the golden parrot for some jade slips.
Then they started to write excitedly.
"It may be an order of worship, or maybe they are self-reporting their family. It might be for whether they can inherit the practice or not. Sometimes humans also refer to a certain family to which they belong." Mo Sang guessed.
Mo Tu snorted, "They are ordering too many things."
In the demon world, the strong eat the weak. It was much simpler.
Soon, they saw many cultivators with red faces coming out of Nanxun with their swords.
These cultivators were not lacking in cultivation. They were at least at the late Nascent Soul and Spirit Transformation, and all of them were full of energy, showing an expression of intoxication. However, their bodies seemed to be overloaded. Their faces were sweating and they were holding their dantian. It seemed that they couldn't bear it anymore, almost breaking their limit.
'It seems quite difficult to pass the assessment and obtain the inheritance.'
The two demons became serious.
Finally, they also got a 'fillable note' with the elixir list.
As soon as Mo Sang unfolded the note, he was shocked.
【Nine Palace Grid: 19,800 spirit stones】
【Mandarin Duck Hot Pot Soup Base: 9,800 spirit stones】
【Third-grade beast thin slice platter: 29,999 spirit stones】
...
【Hundreds Layer: 19,999 spirit stones】
...
Demons: "?!"
'Is this a report? Self-reporting family names?'
'No, it's extortion!'
'It's very expensive.'
On their trip, each demon general carried a huge sum of ten thousand spirit stones with them.
Ten thousand was a lot for demons.
The aura of the demon world was mixed. They absorbed the demonic energy for a living, but the pure spiritual aura was sparse. Don't even mention spiritual stones that human cultivators circulate as currency.
As far as the twelve demon generals were concerned, the 120,000 spirit stones they carried this time were already a small half of all spirit stones that had been dug out of the demon world for the past eight hundred years, which made the demon lord feel extremely painful.
He didn't expect that each of the elixirs listed would cost almost 20,000 spirit stones. They couldn't even buy some beast thin slices.
This was embarrassing!
Mo Sang took a deep breath and held his forehead.
He had read that the human world needed to pay teachers for cultivation. The more money you spend, the more powerful the teachers you could worship.
He didn't expect Nanxun to do the same.
Mo Tu opened his mouth. "What should I do? It's too expensive."
"We have to at least bite the bullet and buy a set, brother Tu. Otherwise, how can we get into Nanxun?"
The golden parrot soon saw the two demons beckoning and flew over quickly.if you are reading this on a site other than puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
"I want a... mandarin duck hot pot base." Mo Sang gritted his teeth.
This was relatively cheap. Only 9,800 spirit stones.
The parrot did not fly away. "Yes, what else?"
Mo Sang: ...
Mo Tu: ...
They covered their 800-year savings on their waists and looked at the parrot in pain.
'Grabbing spirit stones! A mandarin duck hot pot will spend half of our travel expenses this time.'
'You want me to buy another one?'
The golden parrot looked at them and seemed to have been trained. It tapped its beak quickly, without embarrassing them. "Then I will first order a meal for the guests. You can wait to enter and then slowly order the rest."
Then it flew away quickly.
'Slowly order something...'
Mo Sang suddenly felt bad.
There seemed to be something wrong.
It took more than two hours for them to line up.
The parrot called twice. "B 225, is B 225 here?"
"No, then B 226!"
Mo Sang hurried over. "Yes, B 225 is here."
The golden parrot couldn't help but look at them. It checked the wooden plaque and took away the number.
"Guests, please follow me."
Mo Sang was taken aback.
His demon figure trembled slightly and clenched the magic dagger hidden inside his black robe.
'Guests?'
'Are we exposed?'
But the parrot spread its wings and flew forward. The surrounding cultivators didn't seem to notice their abnormality.
The two demons sighed in relief and quickly followed the parrot.
Soon they saw a five-colored seven stories tower standing above Nanxun.
It was surrounded by beautiful glazed tower walls as if made by skilled craftsmen.
"This is the ancient secret palace..." Mo Tu reacted.
According to the demon lord, it was the key to whether the human world could be captured this time.
Mo Tu's and Mo Sang's hearts were thumping.
Soon they were taken to the third floor, which belonged to the fire element, to a double seat by the window.
Two bamboo pillow seats were placed beside a small black iron table.
A hot pot with a clear yin-and-yang-like soup base had been placed on the table.
The surrounding cultivators were all enjoying themselves, disregarding any immortal demeanor. No one paid attention to the two demons.
However, the two did not dare to look around frequently.
After they were seated, a meandering vine immediately stretched out from under the pillow seat, handed a jade slip, and stretched out in front of them.
A little while ago, when they were in the queue just now, everything was so expensive that their hearts and livers trembled.
"Please choose the elixir and put them into the mandarin duck soup base." A swinging parrot came before them.
Mo Sang: "..."
Mo Tu: "...I, we won't order anything else!"
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"A customer only ordered a mandarin duck hot pot base?"
Su Yu, with her hands behind her back, was entering the seventh floor of the tower when she heard Yu Dong, the shopkeeper, patiently ask a golden parrot.
She smiled, did not intervene in her junior brother's work, and went into the kitchen.
In this seven-story ancient secret palace, the first five floors were representing each one of the five elements. Each with different single-element environments, such as green plants, flames, sword mountains, etc., so that the cultivators of the five elements could choose floors arbitrarily. It would make it easier for them to have an epiphany.
Of course during peak hours, for example the morning classes and evening classes, were the best times for cultivators to practice intensively. The seven-story secret palace tower was overcrowded around this time.
The sixth floor of the secret palace pagoda was for musical cultivators and for those cultivating other than the five elements.
For example, Lu Yizhou and Qian Qingqiu played here every day. They also hired a musician at the Divine Transformation level to come here to play the qin and flute.
The seventh floor was the observation deck.
Seeing the vastness of the Nanxun mountains and the sky at a glance, according to Elder Zhang, could help the cultivators using the Space or the Sun and Moon techniques.
Su Yu herself also liked this top floor with beautiful scenery.
On this floor, there was also a semi-transparent kitchen.
It allowed cultivators to appreciate the beautiful process of making the 'Lucky Treasures.'
Sometimes it was Yan Yan performing flying swords cutting meat. Sometimes, it was Elder Zhang.
Su Yu turned around and found that everything was going well in the tower, so she went to her kitchen.
"A demon channel seems to be open."
Wei Zhao greeted her immediately and reported in a low voice.
"According to the prophecy, your seven-story ancient secret palace should be the key to the battle."
Su Yu smiled and nodded.
'It is really the key.'
"In our tower yesterday, we turned the tables 13 times in total. There were nearly 7,000 people who used pills, of which 100 of them broke through on the spot. 100 people opened fifth-grade magic weapons." Wei Zhao reported yesterday's business data.
Su Yu was very happy to hear it.
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'Look how critical the logistics are.'
Armies could not go ahead without food and forage.
Wei Zhao was also very proud. "The group of cultivators who have just broken through has voluntarily joined the Four Realms Guard. They will patrol some important passages in the Four Realms from now on. The others joined the Mysterious Turtle Team headed by Eldest Senior Brother and went to the secret realm to kill beasts."
They were afraid that the beasts would take the opportunity to attack when the demons descended.
So Taoist Mu recommended his eldest disciple, who was 'ascending soon', to lead a team to deal with beasts.
"Well, everyone has worked hard. After a while, everyone's contribution value should be well recorded."
Su Yu went to the ingredients preparation area to check and then went to the freezer.
Various grades of fresh beast bones and meat were neatly arranged and of good quality.
She walked to an uninjured snowflake sheep body and squatted down. She touched its plump back and nodded in satisfaction.
"This was what Eldest Senior Brother sent back this morning." Wei Zhao also smiled.
The fresh beasts killed by the Mysterious Turtle Team would be continuously sent to the seven-story ancient secret palace.
Xiao Muge cut the dead beasts especially neatly.
They were Su Yu's favorite.
After looking for a while, she stood up and lifted the snowflake sheep with great interest.
She was going to slice this sheep into snowflake lamb rolls herself.
"Second Senior Sister," Yu Dong quickly and briskly stepped on his beads and ascended to the seventh floor. "There are two guests who don't have enough spiritual stones and can only order the mandarin duck hot pot base. Can I give out some of the magic weapon fragments we recovered from the guests?"
Su Yu laughed when she heard this.
Since she unlocked the cooking of magic weapons, everyone gave her some unwanted damaged magic weapons.
Yu Dong was responsible for quality control.
If it could be used a few more times and still contained weak spiritual power, it would be charged at 10% of the price. It would be cooked and sold as an elixir in their ancient secret palace tower.
There were a lot of recyclables that could be put in the mandarin duck hot pot. All kinds of rolling ball treasures and rope treasures could be used.
"Yes, you can decide."
Su Yu was wearing a mask and held a thin knife in her hand. The pieces of clear mutton fell on the table. Thin but not broken. Because it was fresh and elastic, the pieces fell off and instantly turned into a small roll of red and white flowers on the cutting board.
"It's almost noon. Second Senior Sister, it's time for the ceremony."
Su Yu nodded and wiped the thin knife with a fine cloth.
"Okay, then today's ceremony will be done with recycling this magic weapon for the guests."
After hearing that, Yu Dong smiled and opened the projection array on each floor.
"Everyone, the noon magic weapon funeral ceremony in the seven-story tower begins."
"Today is a set of trophies from the war with the demons."
The two demons in front of the projection array on the third floor were startled.
Yu Dong smiled and handed Su Yu a piece of fifth-grade broken golden armor for self-defense, which was used by a Qingrongmen's Nascent Soul elder. It was 90% old and already damaged. Only the last bit of spiritual energy was left before it could be sent off.
Su Yu smiled and nodded to the guests in front of the projection array. Then she took out her black iron wok.
She skillfully threw the broken golden heavy armor, with a large hole in the middle, onto the cutting board in front of her.
Mo Tu bared his teeth and held the hilt of his dagger with one hand.
Mo Sang's hair stood upright and he was busy holding Mo Tu down.
They recognized this broken golden heavy armor. It was the old armor of their previous generation of demon generals!
It should have been obtained by human cultivators the last time some demon came to the human world.
'We were discovered!'
'No, calm down, Mo Tu! Don't expose yourself. Maybe this is the assessment to see if the person has the guts!'
The two demons communicated with each other and their faces were frightened.
With a few snaps, Su Yu took a big knife and slashed the broken heavy armor on the cutting board. She cut the whole piece of armor into finger-wide strips.
The two demons leaned back.
This broken golden heavy armor was taken from a kind of hard-skin-and-flesh beast in the demon world, at least fifth grade.
But demon energy in it was very difficult to absorb. Even dogs of the demon world did not like it. They could not be used for demon cultivation.
Because it was hard and rare, it was preferred by all the demons to use it to protect their heads and faces.
This golden armor was the symbol of their previous generation of sixth rank demon generals in the demon world.
But at this moment, Su Yu cut the whole piece into thin strips.
It was as if they were torn to shreds.
The temples of the two demons twitched fiercely.
Not only that, she also threw the strips of armor into a bowl of century-old cooking wine, poured several powders from small bottles into it and rolled the cut strips of the armor into a bizarre batter, making them unrecognizable.
Then they saw Su Yu grin and throw the strips into a wok of boiling oil.
Then it exploded.
Mo Sang's face turned blue.
As they watched, they felt their arms throbbing as if they were fried.
And frying once was not enough for Su Yu. She took some bamboo slats, picked up the golden armor, drained the oil, turned on a large fire, and put it into the wok for second frying.
After taking out the golden, hot little crispy meat that was still dripping with oil and putting it on the oil-absorbing paper on the plate, Su Yu smiled.
Yu Dong immediately recited. "The funeral is over."
The two demons: …
Soon, this Golden Armor Fried Meat was delivered to their table.
The golden parrot smiled. "Slow down, guests. This is the hospitality snack we gave you from the Five Elements Secret Pagoda."
"!??"
The two demons stared at each other.
Too brutal. Su Yu of Nanxun was indeed the person who made Mei Youde labelled her as the most dangerous person in human cultivation.
She wanted them to eat the armor of their ancestors!
Mo Sang and Mo Tu looked at each other across the table. Their eyes filled with fear that only they could understand.
Demons hadn't come to the human world for eight hundred years.
The two demons were only about 500 years old now. They had only heard of the war between humans and demons from the mouths of their dead parents. Back then, the demons fought three against one and were very majestic, defeating the human cultivators.
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But who would think that today, eight hundred years later, humans would be so cruel that they would not let go of the armor of their previous generation!
But it smelled so good... Ah, after the parrot put it in front of them, the tangy oily fragrance was something they had never smelled in the demon world.
"What are you waiting for? That capitalist Yu Dong is giving it away for free today. Hurry up and enjoy it while it's hot. Otherwise, just give it to me."
"That's it. Don't dislike it. After all, you don't need to pay for it. Although there is not enough spiritual power, there is still some in it."
Mo Sang looked at the people at the left and right of their table. They saw the coveting appearance of other Nascent Souls.
"Is this your first time?"
The golden parrots were well-trained and introduced gently.
"This is a golden armor small crispy elixir. Although not in top condition, it comes from a brutal demon clan. It is of commemorative significance to eat it after frying."
"..."
"You can take it directly while it's hot or put it in the mandarin duck hot pot and roll it in the soup a few times. But be careful. After the boiling time exceeds a quarter of the incense, its taste will change and lose its crispness."
The parrot left with a smile after the introduction.
Mo Sang and Mo Tu took a deep breath.
They had noticed that the other tables were looking at them with strange eyes.
Mo Sang said solemnly, "Brother Tu, we must take it."
Mo Tu nodded helplessly, "Yeah."
Although the dogs in the demon world would not eat this stuff, they wouldn't die if they eat it.
And to be honest, it was really fragrant. Mo Tu didn't mind wasting his teeth.
Mo Sang did the same.
They clumsily used the chopsticks, closed their eyes, and stuffed a piece into their mouth.
For a moment, they were sluggish.
According to what was written on the elixir list, this red hot pot base used seven different kinds of chili.
The upper jaws of the two demons were torn apart at once. It was stinging, but they were unable to stop.
The golden armor small crispy elixir was not soaked for a long time. The outer skin was still slightly crispy and the inside absorbed a little red soup, which made it soft and hot.
'Demon dogs won't eat it?'
Mo Tu quickly used his bamboo chopsticks, though he was a bit unskilled, clamped three small crispy pills and dipped them into the red soup.
Mo Sang's movements were not slow. He knew everything about the human world and his chopsticks skill had also undergone long-term study. Soon, he became familiar with the operation and immediately attacked most of the pot!
'It turns out that this animal meat when in the hands of a human being became so delicious?'
Compared to the chaotic environment of the demon world and the animal meat which wasted their teeth, this little crispy pill was very good!
The two demons were both surprised and delighted.
The demonic energy in their bodies evaporated with their hot breath and sweat.
"Huh? Why do I sense some demon energy?"
A Nascent Soul cultivator at the next table said.
The two demon spies: ...
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