Using a Wok to Reorganize Life and Fly to Immortality Chapter 81
TLed by Serena Love
Edited by Liya
Chapter 81 - Squirting Beef Balls and Sixth-Rank Bone Soup
"Su Yu, you are the future head of the four palaces!"
Lei Wushang roars.
"Do you dare to come out of your defensive magic weapon and fight against me alone?"if you are reading this on a site other than puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen
In the gingerbread house, Hang Wan'er opened her mouth and Jin Haotian stopped his chopsticks in surprise.
Su Yu raised her eyebrows.
Lei Wushang flew to the outside of the gingerbread house and shouted angrily. "You come out and show me what you can do!"
Hang Wan'er took a deep breath.
'Who gave him the courage?'
They all sweated for Lei Wushang.
Su Yu glanced at her spatial storage bag and lazily looked at Nanxun's disciples. "What do you want to eat at night? How about Senior Sister making a squirting beef ball pill?"
Hang Wan’er: "..."
"Su Yu, don't go too far!"
Lei Wushang stepped forward in anger and hit the wall of the second floor of the gingerbread house with a stick.
The stick was entwined with thunder and lightning. Even someone at the peak of Nascent Soul would not dare to intersect with it. The outer wall of the gingerbread house suddenly cracked.
Su Yu bared her teeth when she saw the stick in his hands.
She flew out in a flash, took out a piece of frozen meat, and threw it to Lei Wushang.
'Thaw it quickly.'
Lei Wushang laughed. "This is only a fifth-grade beast meat. What can it do?"
His stick was accompanied by lightning strikes. It seemed to hit the meat tens of thousands of times in one breath, making the fifth-grade beast meat into meat puree.
"Su Yu, it's your turn next!" Lei Wushang sneered.
But instead of being afraid, Su Yu nodded with satisfaction. "Your brute force is acceptable."
Lei Wushang: "??"
Su Yu didn't back down. Several bottles flew out, turning upside down and sprinkling the marinade on the meat puree quickly and evenly.
She held a small spoon with a pinch of her fingers, rolled the minced meat into balls, and deftly stuffed gelatin into it.
Her movement was fast, and several small round balls were thrown into an iron pot floating in front of her.
The spiritual water boiled and the beef balls emerged.
Suddenly, one ball became five feet wide in size and five rays of rosy color fell on it.
Su Yu stepped back for a moment.
Lei Wushang squinted and chased after her. The second thunder stick slammed down on her head but hit this huge, elastic steaming ball.
Suddenly, he felt a terrifying rebound in his arm!
Everyone in front of the projection array was shocked.
"Amazing flexibility."
"What kind of magic weapon is this? It actually rebounds damage!?"
Just when they were amazed, the round squirting treasure ball, which completely bounced back the heavy blow, unexpectedly burst out a hot stream of heat. It immediately squirted on Lei Wushang's face.
Lei Wushang: ...
Everyone: ...
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Lei Wushang, who was counterattacked by his own thunder stick, got nine thunders all over his body and was wounded by ten thousand force power. He got up, his face was wet, and he spat out a large mouthful of blood on the spot.
Don't talk about whether or not he was injured. At this moment, Su Yu had stomped on his face in the ring!
Hang Wan'er stood by the glazed window of the gingerbread house, shook her head, and sighed.
"Provoking my second senior sister will have serious consequences."
Jin Haotian touched his forehead.
'Thanks again to the lord of the Earth Palace that day, who made me fight against a giant ape.'
'Sister Su is scary.'
Su Yu took the pot slowly and walked back to her gingerbread cabin on the second floor.
Lei Wushang vomited blood and got up. Not believing in evil, he hit his stick several times.
But the only ones who played with him were the squirting beef balls made from the meat he chopped himself.
Bouncing damage again and again, knocking him to the ground again and again.
Lei Wushang vomited blood as if it was free. He took damage again and again.
However, he could reach the peak of Nascent Soul, so he was also a stubborn person.
And he was close to becoming a Divine Transformation. He had a hunch that it would definitely become his inner demon if he couldn't defeat these balls today!
Su Yu took a sip of tea. "Yu Dong, give Young Sect Master Lei one hundred spirit stones. Please thank him for chopping the meat for me just now."
Lei Wushang: ...
Yu Dong nodded and threw a hundred spirit stones at the ring.
Hang Wan'er's Five Immortal Ropes flew out, rolled up a few rebound treasure balls that had lost their aura, and returned to the house to wash them with spiritual water.
"Junior brothers and sisters, everyone pays a moment of silence for them."
"The production of these squirting beef ball pills was ninety percent because of the strength of Young Sect Master Lei. This tells us that defeat is not horrible. The terrible thing is a defeat in your own hands, hey."
Lei Wushang: "???"
"The enemy defeated you without you even touching their finger. You are not even qualified to become the opponent's defeated general."
Lei Wushang's eyes darkened. When he looked up, he saw that Su Yu had already opened her Encyclopedia of Beasts and was reading. She didn't pay attention to him at all.
As soon as he breathed, the Nascent Soul in his body was entangled with black energy.
His Dao Heart was damaged and the inner demons had come to take advantage of the emptiness!
"I'm going to kill you—"
Lei Wushang staggered to his feet. His blood and black energy surged up together.
He was obsessed.
An arm of the Nascent Soul in his body exploded and it quickly wilted.
Beside the projection array, the disciples of each faction looked at him complicatedly for a while.
The Leiyun Sect elder stood up anxiously. "We, the Leiyun Sect, quit this Five Elements Battle. All the disciples, immediately exit the Wood Palace!"
If they continued to fight, they would not only bring shame on themselves but also endangered their future.
But his voice transmission could not reach the small world.
In other words, it was impossible to wake Lei Wushang up.
In the ring, Mei Zhen'er, who had been silent until now, finally moved.
She lowered her head and sneered. "Su Yu, you are stronger than I thought."
"Even me. I have to get serious."
Her voice was lower than usual. Her forehead was lowered and no one could see her expression.
She took a few steps forward and she walked in a strange way. She tripped over something out of thin air, she fell to the ground and her leg was broken. She frowned in pain.
Su Yu in the gingerbread house couldn't help but look up.
Master Su did not understand.
But it seemed that the heroine in the novel was seriously ill.
Mei Zhen'er bucked up, laughing and dragging her injured leg. She fell on Lei Wushang after half a step. He cried out in pain and spat out his internal organs.
"Miss Mei, what are you doing!" The disciples of the Leiyun Sect stepped forward in horror.
Mei Zhen'er struggled to get up. Her left arm drooped weakly and it was obviously broken.
Su Yu raised her eyebrows.
"I must get the inheritance of the Five Elements Palace. Su Yu, if you don't back down, I have no choice."
Mei Zhen'er giggled, hugged her broken arm and dragged her right leg to the gingerbread house.
"Luck is everywhere."
"If you lend and get the borrower to repay, you will be undefeated all year round."
"Su Yu, can you lend me a little?"
The hoarse voice came from Mei Zhen'er's drooping body.
The smudges from the fall made her face seem to be hidden in the shadows. People could only see her strangely raised mouth.
Jin Haotian took a deep breath. "Junior Sister Su, be careful. The fate of this world cannot be understood at all. I have only heard a rumor of borrowing luck! Don't talk to her and don't answer her questions."
"There is a loan and a repayment. It is not difficult to borrow luck. But as long as you are involved, you will be under her control for life. If you borrow luck, your future luck will increase or reduce according to her will!"
Su Yu touched her chin. 'Is this the heroine's golden finger?'
She closed the beast encyclopedia in her hand.
Outside the projection formation, the elders of each faction looked as ugly as Jin Haotian.
"Isn't Miss Mei a talisman cultivator? She was not born with a lot of luck. Did she borrow it?"
"Borrow..."
All the cultivators who bought Tiansheng Sect's talismans in the past looked terrified.
"No, throw away all the magic weapons and talismans of the Tiansheng Sect!"
"It's too late. If you've used her luck charm, you've already borrowed luck from her... It's too late! Everyone, hurry up and meditate!"
Elder Bai shouted loudly.
But everything was too late. The elders and disciples watching the battle in front of the Wood Palace's projection, including Tiansheng Sect's Li Yiming and other sects such as Jiuyao Mountain's elders, Qingrongmen's elders and even Leiyun Sect's elders... all of them were shocked.
Many of them were in the Divine Transformation stage, separated from the mortal world. They had already sensed their own destiny.
At this moment, they all felt a little bit of luck was drawn out from them.
It drifted into the small world in the projection array.
Their luck was taken away.
"Mei Zhen'er, Mei Youde... Tiansheng Sect played a big game of chess, so cruel..."
Nanxun's Qing Xuan and Elder Zhang looked at each other.
Fortunately, Nanxun Sect and Tiansheng Sect had already ceded their cooperation.
Taoist Mu wiped the sweat from his forehead and after a second of rejoicing, he secretly screamed badly.
"Wait a minute, the luck they borrowed is now returned. Now it is all used to deal with our disciples. Mei Youde, that little guy. Nanxun must stop this matter!"
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Several Nanxun's elders turned around in a hurry.
Xiao Muge's sleeves moved slightly.
[Master, you can't do it. This is the bitter fruit they planted in the past because of their greed for blessings. This way is natural. Those luck who do not belong to them will eventually leave.]
[With all these years, your own sect's blessings have been taken away by her. Although the inscription she secretly painted on the talisman is a heavy debt, borrowing one and paying ten, was unkind and unrighteous, and her moral heart was cruel, repaying it ten times is in line with the punishment of heaven and earth for these people who are greedy for luck.]
[You can't interrupt. Otherwise, one day, their luck will be damaged even more.]
The Jasper Turtle appeared silently, lying on Xiao Muge's hat.
Xiao Muge closed his eyes and raised his hand tied with the cloth bandage.
Jasper Turtle: "...I got it. I have to protect them... I'll go by myself. Don't throw me out again."
It instantly escaped into the small world of the Wood Palace and looked down over the ring.
Mei Zhen'er in the ring had completed the final step of her magic spell.
In a low voice, she finished reciting. "Only with my blood will I end the borrowing. Those who borrowed one in the past will repay it ten times today. From now on, the two are cleared."
Mei Zhen'er's red lips pulled out a strange arc. The string of gray mist beads on her right wrist vibrated wildly.
She huffed and covered her sleeves.
'Yeah, I didn't tell you.'
'Taking someone else's luck will be backlashed. Only by borrowing can we meet the rules of heaven and earth.'
She stretched out her hand to welcome the red and purple luck rolling in from outside the small world.
This was the ten-fold return luck of the Divine Transformations, Nascent Souls, and Golden Cores on her side.
"This... Can we stop her?"
Inside the gingerbread house, Hang Wan'er looked out and swallowed.
Qingrongmen's Liu Ran solemnly said, "It has been mentioned in the sect's records that those who are prosperous are hard to be killed. They are favorable and will surely succeed."
Jin Haotian took a deep breath and stretched his finger to the wooden wall behind Su Yu.
Boom—
The gingerbread house, which Lei Wushang cannot split, cracked from the corner of the supporting wall and split into four.
'This is luck.'
Su Yu took her encyclopedia of beasts and put away her teacup.
She tossed out the flying magic handkerchief and took everyone to fly away.
But in an instant, the magic handkerchief, unfortunately, collided with a spiritual vortex that appeared out of nowhere. The spiritual aura shattered and it turned into a roti-style flatbread. Everyone had to come down.
At the same time that Jin Haotian fell, flames flew out of his feet. He reached out to catch a small half of the flying flatbread and stuffed it into his mouth.
"So soft and sweet."
Su Yu: "..."
Yan Yan flew with his sword, but he collided with Hang Wan'er's Five Immortal Ropes in an instant.
"Oops, Sixth Senior Brother!"
Yu Dong took out his abacus and wanted everyone to step on it. But he collided with Xi Quan and Jin Haotian and almost fell.
Su Yu took a deep breath. She stood in front of the Dragon Boat and looked at Mei Zhen'er on the ring, who had red and purple fortunes constantly rushing into her body.
"Sorry."
Master Su glanced at her storage bag helplessly.
When the Dragon Boat was about to jump into the inexplicable aura turbulence, she quickly took out a bag of tofu puffs and mung bean vermicelli.
Then she threw them at Mei Zhen'er.
Mei Zhen'er was lucky. Not even one out of ten throws was accurate.
"Hahahaha," she laughed while hugging her broken arm. "It's useless. How could I be so unlucky?"
The elders of those sects were all elites in human cultivation.
Now their luck had been captured by her. Her luck was at its peak. Even if she was standing still and pierced by Su Yu's sword, it was impossible to be hit.
This was what she wanted!
The strong luck that she couldn't finish for a while.
"Su Yu, quit the Five Elements Palace and give me the inheritance status of the other four palaces. I can barely let you go."
While talking, she was stalling for time, taking the opportunity to absorb this luck. It would probably take another half a stick of incense to absorb it fully.
"Admit defeat, or the turbulent flow of spiritual energy will crush you!"
Mei Zhen'er smiled strangely, but she looked up and found that Su Yu's Dragon Boat did not enter the turbulent flow at all.
The turbulence had disappeared.
Su Yu stood on the bow of the boat and did not show the slightest bit of disappointment.
"Well, I just threw a hundred tofu puffs at you and indeed every single one missed."
"But it doesn't matter. There is no need to hit you."
Master Su raised her lips.
While Su Yu was speaking, Mei Zhen'er heard a clack.
A shriveled tofu puff grazed by her side. It didn't hit her at all, but it went from shriveled to bulging like it was full of water - no, it was full of her luck.
She was stunned. Dozens of round tofu puffs, as if they were about to burst with juice, were filled with luck that she had not had time to absorb. Then, they rose into the air.
Su Yu's Dragon Boat leaped and her five-element cauldron ignited in an instant, catching dozens of tofu puffs.
Mei Zhen'er: ...
"Wait... what are you doing! What are you doing, don't release the fire!"
Borrow one and return ten.
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The fate would be irreversible and she would be at a disadvantage.
This was the rule of heaven and earth. If you went against the rule, it would be a hundred times more difficult.
While she was talking, a mass of tofu puffs and mung bean vermicelli, which were soaked in her fortune, was held out by Su Yu with a pair of long chopsticks and entered her five-element cauldron.
The five-element cauldron was flaming.
"Ah!"
Mei Zhen'er pressed her eyebrows for a moment, wailing in pain.
"Hey."
The Jasper Turtle sighed.
"Absorbing ten times the luck is like a snake swallowing an elephant. I don't understand which prosperity will decline, but in this game, the heavenly way is on the side of Junior Sister Su."
It spread out its two thin claws and wiped the crystal at the corner of its mouth.
"Then this luck today is the meal of this turtle."
After the turtle wiped its mouth, it looked down and snorted, "How come there is more than one consciousness?"
Mei Zhen'er staggered back step by step.
The large amount of luck she took was cooked into pills. Her luck was lost and turned into aura. The turbulent flow of aura in the sky suddenly drifted away.
Hang Wan'er and the others, who had been bumping around and could not get up, were finally back to normal.
In one breath, they attacked Mei Zhen'er with swords, hairpins, spirit fires and vines.
"Hahaha—"
Mei Zhen'er paled.
Her laughter gradually became hoarse and gradually became very different from before.
"I didn't expect... you guys could force me to this point."
In an instant, a divine aura burst out from her body.
"Divine Transformation!"
Outside the projection array, Elder Zhang stood up angrily.
"She is not a Nascent Soul. She entered the Five Elements Formation illegally."
He flew towards the small world but was ejected instantly.
In the projection array, Mei Zhen’er's hair fluttered, covering her originally beautiful face. Her hair pierced the bodies of Yan Yan and others, and she teleported to Su Yu.
She was a goddess!
The power of divine transformation was simply not something that a Nascent Soul could bear.
Su Yu was not her opponent at all.
Even Mei Zhen'er's body was also unable to resist...
"Giggle," 'Mei Zhen'er' laughed. Blood and tears flowed from her hair-covered cheeks and she stretched out her hand to wipe it. However, the skin from her fingertips crumbled and was torn.
The body of a Nascent Soul simply could not allow the primordial spirit to be activated by a Divine Transformation. It could not accommodate this cross-level primordial spirit aura.
From Mei Zhen'er's body, there was the sound of broken bones.
'Mei Zhen'er' lowered her head and supported her forehead. "It hurts my brain. This body is really fragile. I only use 30% of force and it is breaking."
Su Yu frowned and took two steps back.
She avoided the blood that almost dripped into her pot.
"Wait a minute. I'll set up the table."
She hadn't got time to pour out the tofu puffs and vermicelli noodles.
'Mei Zhen'er' sneered, holding her forehead that was about to fall. "Are you delaying time? Don't worry. I won't be completely destroyed in front of you for a moment or three. This body can still have the power to kill you."
Su Yu hummed, took out a clean giant bowl and placed it on a plate.
Then she slowly rinsed the pot and wiped her hands.
Then she looked at her. "Come on then."
As soon as she finished speaking, 'Mei Zhen'er' sneered. Her flesh burst open, and a sixth-grade golden spear flew out of her spatial storage bag.
The expressions of everyone from Nanxun changed suddenly.
At best, Su Yu's current refining level was only fifth grade.
This magic weapon was born with one level difference.
Yu Dong and the others were seriously injured. But they quickly took out the stockpiled goods in their storage bags. Barbecue pills, gingerbread house, salad... After taking them, their aura recovered by half and quickly formed an array.
Jin Haotian also gritted his teeth and threw out his trident to be included in the team.
The rest, Shui Qianxi of Shuilingmen, Luo Yu of Bingling Sect, Xu Tu and Rong Xing of Jiuyao Mountain, were all given breakthroughs by Su Yu. It was only a matter of time before they became Divine Transformations. They rushed in front of Su Yu, looking at the sixth-grade golden spear with solemn expressions.
"Master Su, we will resist it for you!"
"Me too—"
Liu Ran, who was covered in fluttering vines, opened her eyes. Her vines were three times thicker and flew to Su Yu.
She had already broken through to the pinnacle of Nascent Soul. She had a sense of life and death and was also one step away from Divine Transformation.
They stood in front of Su Yu one by one.
This scene seemed familiar.
Outside the projection array, even the elders of Jiuyao Mountain knew. "Nanxun Sect's Zhiqiong Peak's Hamburger Treasure Formation!"
"..."
Taoist Mu looked worried, but the corners of his mouth twitched again.
Inside the projection array, Su Yu looked at them and smiled. "Today is a giant feast of sea, land and air."
The Jasper Turtle was in the sky, silently watching. It hesitated for a moment, then also dropped a primordial spirit and stood behind her.
Su Yu looked back as if she felt something.
Jasper Turtle: "..."
'Master, your second junior sister has such a high level of spiritual awareness. Do you know that!'
But it couldn't pass the message. The sixth-grade spear, which was moved by the halfway Divine Transformation, arrived in an instant!
Mei Zhen'er's physical body was at the peak of Nascent Soul and it instantly fell to the ground.
She couldn't use the full power of a Divine Transformation. She was limited by her body and at most, she could only transform into a halfway Divine Transformation.
But this spiritual power was enough to drive the sixth-grade spear and exert its power as a sixth-grade magic weapon.
In an instant, Yan Yan, who was standing at the front, was the first to bear the brunt.
Shui Qianxi pulled a long string of running water. Hundreds of pounds of water currents collided with the spear. The water splashed and she stepped on her hind legs and hit Liu Ran's wooden vines. She was like a wooden shield and she planned to hold on until she died.
The splash of water fluctuated and the vines broke and grew again. Finally, they were unable to break the spear. The vines turned into broken leaves and retreated to Jin Haotian's burning trident. The veins on Jin Haotian's forehead twitched, but the fire at the tip of his halberd ragingly expanded due to the broken leaves. It ignited the spear in an instant and burned away half of its brilliance!
Jin Haotian spat out blood and spit fire on the spear.
"Brother Xu Tu!"
Rong Xing's technique was integrated with the earthen fort on Xu Tu's body, like a city wall built up high, causing the spear to slow down in an instant.
But it didn't take long for the spear to lose its brilliance and knock them away again. Xi Quan and Yu Dong followed...
The queue of twenty people, row upon row, flew out one after another.
Gradually, they merged into one.
Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, Earth.
The Five Elements Spiritual Qi, hit by the spear, weakened but regenerated and grew again...
The speed of their aura recovery did not drop but actually increased.
"It's useless." Mei Zhener spat out a blood clot and raised her torn-up face. "A sixth-grade magic weapon can absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth like a cultivator."
Her voice sounded and the spear, which had lost its lustre, was already restored as well.
It dragged the weak spiritual power of the five elements that disintegrated layer by layer and went straight to Su Yu's dantian!
"Second Disciple!"
Taoist Mu stood up anxiously.
Xiao Muge looked into the projection array and gradually untied the thin bandage of one of his fingers.
He saw that the Jasper Turtle had slowly landed on Su Yu's forehead. He stopped the forward movement.
The elders looked sad, nervously watching their disciples before the projection.
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"Mei Zhen'er is going to kill them all!"
"There is no difference between Tiansheng Sect and Hehuan Sect."
Four terrifying auras descended.
The four palace masters of the four of the Five Elements all casted their spiritual consciousness into the Wood Palace.
It was about to be poured into the projection array little by little to rescue Su Yu. However, they saw Su Yu move.
The spear dragged its long exhausted body, which was stretched by the five elements crowd, and rushed to Su Yu.
The five-element cauldron in her body jumped out as if it was being summoned.
Su Yu took a deep breath and reached out to hold the cauldron's ears.
It was rusty, as if it was the first time on the stove, but she was as skilled as she was countless times on the stove.
Su Yu naturally and cautiously took out a vegetable ladle. She turned the cauldron over and buckled the spear in the five-element cauldron!
With a dexterous hook, the five-element cauldron churned.
From the back to the front, front to back, it was flipped quickly - This is the treasured method of stir-frying!
Poured in the old wine and the spirit fire rose from the pot in an instant. It immediately drowned the spear dragging the five elements. The flames were dyed with five colors of the five elements and bloomed.
She turned over the pot and made a few strokes.
The nineteen people who fell to the ground showed a glimmer of hope.
"It doesn't work... how can..."
'Mei Zhen'er's' voice was hoarse.
A trace of blood spilled from Su Yu's nose. The sixth-grade spear was half melted in the five-element cauldron.
She turned her head and coughed, and a little blood fell on the ring.
'This sixth-grade spear is fragrant.'
She covered the cauldron.
She waited for a while, opened the cauldron and brought out a bowl of 'tube bone' soup. Finally, she sprinkled some chopped green onions.
Master Su wiped the blood from her mouth and nose and scooped a small spoon to taste.
Then she showed a shallow smile to Mei Zhen'er. "This spear has good taste."
'Mei Zhen'er': ...
There was silence inside and outside the projection array.
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