Using a Wok to Reorganize Life and Fly to Immortality Chapter 114
Translated by Serena Love
Edited by Liya
Chapter 114 - Bonus Chapter - Modern World
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Su Yu stood under the sun. Her creamy white dress was fluttering. Her long, straight black hair was tied up with a fiery red rubber band.
"Is Xianle Company bankrupt today?"
"Waste company, waste artist..."
Su Yu's eyes twitched. She was quickly led into a residential building in front of her by a flat-headed brother with colorful hair beside her.
"Fairy Su," he lowered his voice. "It's me, the sky rooster. This is where we are working in the mortal world."
'Waste company?'
Su Yu narrowed her eyes.
Immortal Ting Xiao's original body was a big rooster. He had been announcing the dawn for many years.
But because of his increasingly tired throat, he improved his clerical skills after getting the duck tongue treasure pen gift from Su Yu.
Today, Xianle Company was the spokesperson of the fairy world in the mortal world. Ting Xiao was responsible for publicity and operation. Currently, he was responsible for coaxing Su Yu to guide them in the mortal world.
At this moment, he wiped off his sweat. "The popularity of fairy tales in the mortal world has been decreasing day by day. In recent years, incense from the mortal world has become less and less. We can only open an entertainment company to get more attention."
The immortals had been out of the mortal world for too long. They couldn't get used to it after going down to the mortal world.
The most important thing was that they had no eye-catching skills.
Not to mention being a star. Even being internet celebrities, many immortals had not done it before. The number of their fans was very small.
"Immortal Lan He went down to earth before. He has an outstanding appearance, but he has a fiery temper. He yells at his opponent and speaks ruthlessly. As a result, he gets banned."
Su Yu: "..."
So, Master Su was still required to help out.
"Then what script am I taking now?"
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The sky rooster, Ting Xiao, who was now her agent, said, "Cough, the end of an entertainment agency which is struggling to the death, sent the seven out-of-date artists left, to a talent show. The final program for this show has been completed. The number of people in the group is seven."
"I'm out-of-date? Does it mean that my character was once popular?" Su Yu felt a little interested.
Ting Xiao was sluggish. "I'm sorry I didn't express it correctly. You are only red in your dreams."
"..."
"The netizens said that you were seven cannon fodders when they saw the list of participants. They even thought that you were the program crew. You were eliminated in the first and second rounds."
"I gave your group a name. It's called 'Singing and Dancing, No Acting'."
Su Yu: "..."
'What kind of hell-level dungeon difficulty is this?'
Of course, this character was very suitable for her. Master Su really only knew how to cook.
"So why do we have to participate in a talent show? Just look at a restaurant. It is more suitable for me." Su Yu tried to struggle.
Ting Xiao was stunned. "Fairy, Heavenly Monarch Xiao is still hatching an egg in the fairy world."
Su Yu coughed lightly.
Their egg, to be precise, was a lotus bud. It still needed ten years of nurture in the fairy world.
Together, they guarded it, nurtured it, and waited.
But if they were busy with official business, they communicated well and took turns guarding the egg.
Therefore, in order to prevent a certain immortal from being stimulated and impulsively go down to earth with a baby, she should follow this talent show.
Every six hours, she could communicate with him and the baby spirit.
"Then, where are my six teammates with all the six skills that are completely useless?"
Su Yu quickly saw Zhiqiong Peak's master and apprentices.
"Don't be afraid, Second Disciple. Your teacher can rap. My tongue is like the wind." Taoist Mu wore a long gold chain and held a fan in his hand.
Wei Zhao's face was as serious as a door god.
Lu Yizhou looked like a celebrity the most and he can play the qin. But he frowned when he saw a modern music composition. "Second Senior Sister, I will learn the simplified notation first."
Yan Yan was expressionless. He had to hold two wooden roots as a sword to feel safe.
Hang Wan'er was blank.
"Oh, it's not fair for her to go there."
"..."
Master Su slapped her forehead.
'This idol group is likely to be finished.'
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[I advise you to find a factory to work in!]
[What is this?]
[Brothers and sisters are good-looking fairies. I will thank you for any movement that falls on the beat~]
[You sing very well, but don't sing anymore, fairy.]
In the first performance, Master Su stood in the audience watching the efforts of Zhiqiong Peak's master and apprentices, and she felt scared.
Looking at the comments of netizens, she felt that they were right.
She pressed and held her eyebrows.
'Excuse me, everyone.'
Su Yu looked at the camera sadly and apologetically with her bright eyes.
"I urge everyone to send unqualified people away when they vote."
"Yes, that's right, it's us."
[???]
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Five days later, Xianle Housekeeping Company was quickly established in the office building next to the talent show TV station.
The Xianle Brokerage Company was canceled overnight. All the proceeds from the talent show were donated to the Hope Project.
Seven waste babies, the handsome guys and beautiful girls, appeared again as the logistics staff of the crew through the daily live broadcast of the talent show.
[?]
[OMG, did they really listen to my words and find a factory to work in?]
[I actually felt a little scared.]
[I met such an obedient child?]
[Once, I spoke a little louder to the fairies and handsome guys, and...]
[Is this agency just joking?]
Xianle Housekeeping Company would fix your troubles.
The seven waste babies were all useless in singing and dancing. They were not good at acting either, but they could help you solve life problems.
"What wish do you want to achieve?"
Su Yu was in the live broadcast room of contestant 101, holding an absorbent mop, and smilingly asked the dance instructor who had just made the contestant cry and was full of troubles.
Master Su simply put her hair in a ponytail and did not put on makeup, but her eyebrows and eyes were as bright as stars.
Her beautiful voice was confident and powerful, making the sulky instructor look up before she recognized her.
[Sister, is there a possibility that this question was asked by your instructor just last week?]
[Hahaha~ is it revenge, fairy?]
[Every time I get drunk in Sister Fairy's calming eyes~ Even if I know that she's not a sweeper, their song and dance that was just eliminated last week are completely useless, dog head. ]
[Instructor: My dream... ah hey, find out who you are! ]
[Hahaha, in fact, the black hole of my sister's sense of rhythm is the biggest pain point of the instructor~]
The dance instructor, Rong Yue, raised her head and she was stunned when she saw Su Yu's appearance.
"I remember you. You are the leader of the seven-member Xianle team that was eliminated overnight?"
Su Yu coughed lightly.
Not ashamed, but proud.
"The end of today is the beginning of the next day."
The instructor, Rong Yue, had an unassuming but artistic face with a pale complexion and dark pupils.
Her every gesture was graceful, but now, her chest was heaving because of the argument with a contestant.
She glanced at Su Yu and was miraculously appeased by Su Yu's composure, holding a mop.
Her anger gradually disappeared.
But in front of the camera, it was not convenient for Rong Yue to say more.
She could only smile bitterly. "If only the contestants and us, instructors, can communicate with each other calmly. They can understand what I say, they can immediately understand what I mean, and the communication is crystal clear. That would be great."
If the speed of learning to dance was faster, the contestants would be able to absorb the improvement suggestions she said in a timely manner.
But these were impossible.
Rong Yue smiled at Su Yu. "I just hope we can understand each other."
Su Yu also smiled. "I accept the order. How much are you willing to pay for this wish?"
Rong Yue: "?"
[???]
[Huh?]
Rong Yue couldn't help laughing softly and swept away her anger from just now. "If it can be achieved, then this show... I can do it with zero salary."
Su Yu gave her a subtly deep look.
Rong Yue didn't know why but she felt a breeze blowing on the back of her neck.
She hurriedly said, "Leave me some money for social security!"
[Hahahaha! The mentor is working as a free worker~]
[Laughed so hard... how come you take it seriously, mentor!?]
Su Yu smiled in front of the camera. "Wait a minute, the custom-made meal will be delivered in an hour at the latest."
Rong Yue was startled.
The barrage in the live broadcast room was also startled.
In fact, the mentor originally had no camera in her restroom.
If it weren't for Rong Yue arguing in front of the camera with a few high-voiced trainees just now, the director team would not have given her low-mood and frustrating scene any screen time.
But who would have thought that Su Yu's seven-person waste group, the current pantry staff, would be on the scene.
When Rong Yue left, calmed down and returned to the trainee dance studio, her door was knocked on after about fifty minutes.
"Hello, Teacher Rong's order has arrived."
When she opened the door, the one who appeared in the live broadcast room was Hang Wan'er from the waste group of seven.
She was beaming with joy and waved at Rong Yue.
"It is recommended to eat it within one hour. We will accept returns and exchanges for no reason within seven days."
"See you later~"
After Hang Wan'er finished speaking, she disappeared from the door of the dance room.
Rong Yue was surprised. However, it was also time for a break.
She immediately let the doubtful trainees rest and opened the paper bag with the Xianle company logo.
It was actually a bowl of radish soup that was still warm.
The soup was clear.
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There were a few neatly cut small meat, white and lovely, with a firm texture.
There were pieces of radish, white as cold jade, stewed clear without a trace of impurities.
Clear and crystal clear soup.
Rong Yue was stunned.
[This... I never thought of it.]
The barrage in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded.
[Emm, I understand. Su Yu and the others are in charge of the pantry, as well as the meals for the contestants and mentors! ]
[My good guy. The foreplay was so good and I almost believed it, but it turned out to be just a staff meal. ]
[Rong Yue: After all, I paid by mistake and my tutor's salary has been kept~]
The barrage had left messages.
Rong Yue also smiled. She thought of the confident person just now. How could she believe it with sincerity?
She immediately asked the contestants to eat and she also carried this crystal clear soup and went to the tutor's restroom.
"I didn't expect that the process of delivering the meal was very interesting. They even drew you a cake first, haha."
"It's also talented to give this name to the radish soup."
The other two mentors also knew the cause and effect. When they walked over to take a look, they admired the seven-member eliminated group of Xianle Company.
They all told the program team their three-meal preferences one day in advance.
The box lunch of the program group was quite generous.
Rong Yue thought about it and picked up the spoon.
She took a sip of soup first.
Slightly sweet and fresh, it slipped into the throat with a hint of warmth.
Radish moistened the lungs and relieved depression.
Was this how the show team handled her quarrel with the contestants?
As Rong Yue thought about it, she had already eaten a piece of cold snow-like white radish that was cooked to the point of tenderness. The appropriate thickness allowed her to bite off half of it smoothly.
When her lips and teeth touched the radish, they naturally melted in sweetness.
Along with the delicious and fresh soup of the meat, it warmed the stomach gently and calmly.
Rong Yue felt that her anger and troubles from before had all gone away at this moment.
After the lunch break, she returned to the dance studio full of energy and fighting spirit.
If there was something you couldn't fret about, it was a good meal.
"I'll demonstrate this again."
Rong Yue took a deep breath and looked at the faces of the trainees, who were young and unyielding.
No matter how difficult it was, it wouldn't be a problem until the next meal~
She had just put on a move -
"Hey, I understand. Teacher Rong, that's what you meant."
"Oh, it's such a jump. I see it now."
"Raise your feet, I understand. Teacher Rong, stop it, I heard~"
Rong Yue: "!"
'What did she say?'
The trainees were also at a loss and stopped.
"It seems that I can easily get what the teacher said all of a sudden~"
"The teacher's words are clear like a crystal. I can understand the look you gave me at a glance - you think I didn't straighten my hand just now, right?"
Rong Yue: "!!"
[!!!]
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At the pantry.
Master Su was holding a mop and having a meeting with Zhiqiong Peak's master and apprentices.
She watched Yu Dong's neat movements with the modern calculator.
"Well, Teacher Rong's salary can support the effect of the crystal clear soup. Don't make a mistake."
"Our immortal world has to talk about cause and effect."
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