Translated by Serena Love

Edited by Liya

Chapter 111 - Bonus Chapter - Sunny-Side Gift Purse

Su Yu soared under the gaze of Nanxun's master and apprentices.

Xiao Muge and Jasper Turtle greeted her with a smile.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

They flew into the clouds and mist together, and Su Yu curiously lowered her head and looked at the buildings in the Immortal Realm.

In an instant, the sound of bells and drums came into her ears. A mountain-like immortal stone tablet jumped up in front of them.

[Extra round ends. ]

[One day in the sky, one hundred years on the ground. The two immortals have all returned to their places. The catastrophe in the mortal world has been eliminated.]

'What does this mean?'

'Two immortals? Is one of them me?'

Su Yu looked at the man beside her suspiciously but found that he was also confused.

Then, his black robe gradually turned into black-gold silk... He wore a jade crown and his hair was flying...

She turned her head and saw herself reflected in his dark eyes.

She was wearing a moon-colored dress, which gradually changed, with fire patterns on her cuffs and two silver knives hanging from the gold belt around her waist.

There was a five-petal fire lotus on her forehead and her expression was slightly surprised.

Then, they were drowned by clouds and mist together.

When she opened her eyes again, she was already standing in front of the Grand Immortal Pavilion stone tablet.

"Fairy Su Yu, one of the two immortals is naturally you. You forgot. You and the Heavenly Monarch participated in the selection of the most popular immortals together. Your vote was tied with him, so there was an extra round."

'No, it can't be me.'

'Will Master Su participate in such a childish selection?'

'Or participate with Xiao Muge? Would he even agree?'

This was not at all in line with her identity as a master chef, Master Su.

Su Yu squinted her eyes, turned her head to the side and saw the screaming sky rooster official in front of her, who was wearing a large fur robe with colorful wings and feathers.

There were three feathers on his forehead and he also painted a slender light feather eyeshadow on his eyes.

"Oh, Fairy Su, is it because you still don't have any memory before you descended to the mortal world?"

The sky rooster official was anxious.

Several immortals also gathered around her, including half of the founder of the Nanxun faction, Immortal Lan He.

Su Yu pressed her eyebrows. "What do you mean? The elixir tower was originally mine?"

But she was transmigrated into a book.

Her own memory loss could not write that immortal cultivating novel. Was she, Master Su, had a delusional disorder?

Su Yu raised her eyebrows and looked at the immortals in front of her questioningly.

"Well, of course, that book wasn't imagined by Fairy Su."

The sky rooster official carefully removed a clear jade box containing a duck tongue elixir with oily roots from his storage bag.

Next to it lay a piece of duck tongue elixir, which was left over after eating the 'Duck Bone Treasure.'

"Fairy Su can't remember? Because I always have a problem with my throat, you especially improved the two-piece golden throat treasure for me. After eating the duck neck pill, there is a flute in it, which can tell the time."

"And the other pill, when I eat it, at the end is a ballpoint pen, which was what you called it."

Su Yu: "..."

This sounded like something that Master Su could do.

The sky rooster official touched his head embarrassedly. "I have a bad throat, so Fairy Su taught me to use a pen more to express myself with writing so I don't have to speak."

After all, the rooster was a fairy. He had lived for a thousand years. He still had a little talent and accumulated a lot of words.

"That novel was written by me," he blushed. "It was written in a hurry, so there are some logical problems. The text is not very beautiful. Fairy Su, please don't care about me."

Su Yu opened her mouth in awe.

"It's all my fault. I threw the elixir tower down for you, but I knocked you out." Immortal Lan He supported his forehead.

Master Su: "..."

"This memory loss... Most likely because your soul fell into drowsiness. After ten years have passed, you lost your memory as a fairy."

Her supporters in the immortal realm were anxious.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

They saw the reincarnation of Heavenly Monarch, her Zhiqiong Peak's senior brother, practicing thousands of miles in a day. He could move mountains and break the moon with a wave of his hand, but Su Yu was still a Qi Refiner.

How could she save the common people with the Heavenly Monarch? How could she win against him?

Immortal Lan He, who knocked her unconscious, blamed himself.

Every day he peeked at the mortal world, whether Su Yu had recovered her seven orifices and her exquisite heart or retrieved her elixir tower...

As a result, her temperament had changed greatly. Her skills had been lost and she had no idea what was going on in the outside world. 

"When we thought we were going to lose, you finally woke up. But I didn't expect that your memory was a little off when you woke up, Fairy Su. You only remembered the part when you practiced cooking in the mortal world."

The junior brothers and sisters around her also hated her. They had no hunch about the future or even her original mission.

In the meantime, the reincarnated Heavenly Monarch quickly cultivated to the stage of transcending calamity. He knew his destiny and felt the crisis. The gap between the two immortals was too great.

Immediately, the stone tablet of the Grand Immortal Pavilion rolled up the immortal cultivation novel of human cultivation catastrophe written by the sky rooster official according to the recent trend. It was perfectly placed into the mortal memory of Su Yu's awakening so that she could also know about the crisis in advance.

She was smashed in the head by Lan He, which caused the weakness of her mortal body and her soul power to be erased. The Grand Immortal Pavilion returned the balance of the battle with great effort.

"But who would have thought that the fairy would actually want to cook? You didn't follow the plot I wrote and we were so anxious to watch it."

Soon, his expression became weird. "But later, when you were cooking, you even won against the Heavenly Monarch. As expected of you, Fairy Su."

Su Yu held her forehead and took a deep breath.

'The amount of information is too great. Master Su has to slow down.'

"Then he flew back before me..."

"One year in the sky is one hundred years on the ground. Heavenly Monarch just took a short nap before half of his soul came back."

Master Su was speechless.

'Good guy.'

"So, he is my opponent?"

On the other side of the test question stone tablet, dressed in a black robe, the Heavenly Monarch appeared faintly. He was leaning on the tablet with his forehead.

Then he opened his eyes.

The Jasper Turtle faintly appeared on his shoulder. "Master, it turns out that Junior Sister Su is your opponent."

Heavenly Monarch Xiao: "..."

"You lost."

"..."

The Grand Immortal Pavilion revealed the outcome.

Hundreds of flowers flew around Su Yu and the stone tablet slowly rose.

[This year's most popular fairy~]

The Heavenly Monarch represented the way of heaven.

The way of heaven changed naturally. The push and pull of the moon. The high and low of the tides. One yin and one yang. Each had its own fixed ways.

When the catastrophe came, the Heavenly Monarch was more concerned about letting nature take its course, letting the world's heroes emerge in troubled times.

After a hundred years, the Heavenly Monarch would discuss the merits of heroes and reward them.

This was heaven's way of doing things.

However, he happened to meet Su Yu, who had a different immortal heart.

When the road was uneven, she would step on the ground until it was flat. When the sky was not peaceful, she would open the sky.

Facing up to the challenge, she opened fire suddenly, making everyone eat and become heroes in troubled times.

Her seven-story tower had become a harbor for heroes.

When the time came, she took a tower of heroes and became the leader of a century.

[In the extra match, Fairy Su Yu wins.]

[Fairy Su Yu, you can make a wish to the nine-story tower's Heavenly Monarch. As long as it will not affect the mortal world or the immortal world.]

The immortal stone tablet flew up in an instant and returned to the mist in the Immortal Pond.

The two, one fairy and one heavenly monarch, who stood on each side of the immortal stone, finally looked at each other.

Su Yu's confident brows and eyes were like a needle in the sea. She was mature and powerful, and the five-petal lotus on her forehead was colorful and bright.

Xiao Muge seemed to have seen multiple reincarnations of her overlapping each other.

Between the fire and the stove, she always did her best...

Su Yu's eyes also flashed several pictures of Xiao Muge. More than 300 clones of her courier brother figure finally merged into one. It overlapped with the Heavenly Monarch, who did not care about immortality.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

The moment she regained her memory, she pressed her lips.

A hundred years ago, she wanted to win against him and let him work for her for a hundred years.

This wish had already been fulfilled.

"Senior Brother—Pfft."

From between her fingers, Master Su couldn't help but chuckle.

"..."

"Heavenly Monarch, when your original conscience was still asleep, you transformed the Nine-Story Immortal Pagoda into the appearance of the Fairy Su's elixir pagoda. Then, you threw it into the mortal world. So, where will we, the immortals, have a meeting tomorrow?"

Before he left, the sky rooster official suddenly remembered and asked.

Xiao Muge closed his eyes.

The Jasper Turtle sighed up to the sky.

Su Yu carried her cauldron for a moment and flew away from the Grand Immortal Pavilion.

With light laughter, she flew all the way.

---

A few days later, the elixir tower was rebuilt.

Master Su was back in business.

"Don't say it. It's really comfortable to have a drink after work."

Now the elixir tower received a lot of praise from the Immortal Realm. The Jasper Turtle often came to the tower for snacks.

The Jasper Turtle also had a lot of work pressure.

In order to manage the affairs of the Immortal Realm, it also copied the Heavenly Monarch's appearance, always pretending to be expressionless and very serious.

But now, after completing the delivery for the day, it wandered out, had a snack at the elixir tower and sipped a sip of hot wine before going back.

At this moment, Jasper Turtle happily held a small wine glass with one paw and propped up its little head with another paw. It was sitting on its exclusive turtle seat.

This special seat was modified from an ordinary children's chair.

It was easy to make it convenient with the tabletop. The two lower legs could be securely hooped.

The turtle liked its special seat very much and was very satisfied.

But just as it was holding a glass of wine, it heard the panic in the tower.

At the door outside the tower, the Heavenly Monarch Xiao, who was unsmiling and serious-faced, stepped from the cloud and mist and went inside.

The diners stood up in a panic.

"Heavenly Monarch——"

"This, I have already paid for it today."

Being watched by the Heavenly Monarch, they all panicked.

Only the Jasper Turtle waved to them leisurely, "It's okay, you all sit." 

When the immortals stood uneasily, they found that the Heavenly Monarch had already passed by their dining table.

Then went straight to the kitchen.

'Will he... cook?'

"Heavenly Monarch really kept his promise. But... back to this Immortal Realm, will he continue to deliver food?"

"Ah, then tomorrow I can stay in my house and order on the couch, right!??"

Jasper Turtle: "... "

'You think beautifully.'

"He's here to chop firewood."

"Ah?"

"With firewood, the fragrance of wood can be blended into medicinal pills and snacks."

In the elixir tower's backyard, Su Yu said this to Xiong Feng.

As she spoke, she walked forward, holding a clairvoyant tube bone, which was the second-edition telescope, in her hand.

She looked at the courtyard, at the nine little golden crows she cooked, the egg yolk pie treasure, which was exposed to strong sunlight and made people have to take off their coats.

"Chopping the firewood with your hands, without using magic, will make the firewood burn more vigorously." Master Su explained while watching.

Xiong Feng rolled its eyes directly.

'Don't lie to a bear.'

"Why isn't he sweating? Is the immortal heat not hot enough, or is his pure Yang body malfunctioning."

Master Su felt that romance novels were all deceptive.

Chopping firewood would let the sweat roll down from the other party's clear ridge-like muscle lines under the sunlight.

Xiong Feng tapped her arm.

"Oh, you also think that it is also a genius idea to let his pure Yang body's immortal air flow down and be absorbed into the firewood? Well, indeed, after all, I thought so a hundred years ago."

Xiong Feng: "..."

It slapped her back hard.

"What are you doing? Xiong Feng, you think I'm like you, with only astringent things in your mind."

"..."

Su Yu raised her 'clairvoyance' and found that Xiong Feng was gone.

The Heavenly Monarch in front of her gradually enlarged in front of her eyes.

The other end of the telescope was completely dark and was grasped by a broad hand.

Su Yu raised her head and saw the thin lips of this pure Yang body Heavenly Monarch opening and closing.

"Chopping firewood doesn't make me sweat."

"Only one other thing will."

Master Su: "..."

This immoral immortal had read more romance novels than her, right?!

---

On the Double Seventh day, Su Yu received the three carriages of 'Welcome to the Immortal World' gifts brought by Jasper Turtle.

[T/N: The Qixi Festival, aka the Double Seventh Festival, aka the Tanabata day, is celebrated on the 7th day of the 7th month. It is a Chinese festival celebrating the annual meeting of the weaver girl and the cowherd in Chinese mythology. It is also known as Chinese Valentine's Day.]

She received this gift every year, but this year there were more.

Jasper Turtle looked left and right, then coughed lightly. "Fairy Su, I made a list, geese, wine..."

This was a gift for welcoming immortals and it was also a dowry gift.

After many years, Su Yu finally understood.if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

"This year—" Jasper Turtle rubbed its hands together.

The corners of Su Yu's eyes curled. "Wait."

She led Xiong Feng into the back kitchen of the elixir tower.

Soon, she poured a century-old peanut oil into the cauldron that she had used for many years.

She heated the pan with old oil and knocked down a soft, smooth and plump egg.

The egg bottom was slightly charred, fragrant and crunchy. The egg surface was trembling, soft and yellow.

As soon as the heat was enough, she slid the spatula, shovelled the egg out of the pot and put it onto the jade plate.

Then she gave it to the Jasper Turtle.

The Jasper Turtle blinked and quickly carried it back.

"Heavenly Monarch, it is here! Use it while it's still hot!" 

When the lid was opened, the fried egg with green onion, which was white on the outer side and gold in the middle, burst out, overflowing with precious light.

It flew into Xiao Muge's palm.

The light was brilliant.

The fried egg became a purse embroidered with mandarin ducks, which was a love token sachet.

---

Some years later.

"Heavenly Monarch, your purse has been damaged. Why don't you let me eat it?"

"..."

"You can't sew it up anymore. It's useless to pour in more fairy energy. I brought the soy sauce bottle~"

Heavenly Monarch Xiao lowered his head, watched the purse start steaming and returned to the sunny-side egg thing.

He reluctantly nodded. "Two drops."

"Everything has to be in pairs."

Jasper Turtle: "..."

'Okay.'

The outer side of the fried egg had a graceful edge like a lotus leaf skirt.

The egg yolk in the middle was big and round. The fresh red soy sauce dripped on it, making the liquid and tender yellow in the middle trembled slightly.

Heavenly Monarch Xiao held his chopsticks and quickly put them down.

"You can eat it. You have been wearing it for more than 70 years." Jasper Turtle was anxious.

Even when Su Yu returned from the elixir tower after closing, she turned her head in shock. "Ah, haven't you eaten the first purse yet? What about the other seventy or so?"

Heavenly Monarch Xiao coughed lightly.

Of course, they were all stored in the Treasure Pavilion and cleaned every day.

Taking advantage of the Jasper Turtle's inattentiveness, he carefully picked up the tender fried egg with his chopsticks and put it into his mouth.

With one bite, the soft and crispy texture attacked him from both sides.

The warm egg liquid couldn't wait to burst out from his teeth.

With that little sauce, the tip of his tongue was fresh.

It was the simplest taste but also the most satisfying.

"Fairy Su Yu, Heavenly Monarch, another cultivator from Nanxun is flying up!"

Sky rooster official shouted and immediately made the two immortals stand up and fly side by side to the entrance of the fairyland.

"!"

'Who is it this time?'

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