Translated by Serena Love

Edited by Liya

Chapter 109 - Bonus Chapter - Rebellious Master Su and the Cold Immortal

"Hey, I always feel that there is something missing in Immortal Realm now." 

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"Shhh, be quiet. Fairy Su was forced out by the one inside."

Jasper Turtle silently laid on the beam and closed the tower door.

Only then did it return to the main hall and climb up to the desk of a certain immortal.

It blinked. "She won't cry secretly in the mortal world, will she?" 

After saying that, Jasper Turtle supported its head with a little worry.

"I heard from the heavenly thunder a few days ago that it has been raining in the mortal world..."

The black-haired man behind the desk paused unnaturally.

"How about it, My Lord? Let's take a peek at how she is now?" Jasper Turtle asked tentatively.

Immortals could not probe the mortal world at will. If they couldn't help but take action, it would affect the order of the mortal world.

The Jasper Turtle was dejected, lowered its shell and crawled away silently.

After the turtle left for a while, the book on the desk became a mirror.

There was a vague appearance of a woman in red, who was sweating like rain next to a steaming Kang, chopping vegetables and rotating her spoon.

[T/N: Kang is a traditional heated platform, usually used as a bed, also general living, working, and entertaining in the Northern part of China]

Among the mist, her eyes were as bright as the stove.

"My Lord, you quickly order the immortal general to go to find Fairy Su. The heavenly thunder said that he can't find her..."

"!"

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Su Yu and Xiong Feng opened their eyes, only to realize that they had arrived thousands of years later.

[The back kitchen recruits three apprentices. We will cover food and housing. Wage is 3,800 per month.]

Outside the high-rise building, the posted paper floated into her hand.

Fairy Su decided to rush forward.

"Xiong Feng, you can only go to the zoo for a few days. I heard that bears get free meals there. It's okay, don't be afraid. I will buy tickets to see you regularly."

"..."

After learning cooking in two dynasties, Fairy Su, who had a new understanding of fire and knife skills, was quickly attracted by everything in this new era.

Hamburgers, potato chips, salads, exotic food, whirlwind potatoes, deboned lemon chicken feet, spicy strips, new-age snacks...

Especially the modern molecular gastronomy cooking techniques supported by chemical knowledge. All of which she did not know before.

Fairy Su's eyes widened. She traveled thousands of miles in a day.

Gradually, she became addicted to it. Her fairy body also fell into the mortal world and grew old, sick and died.

She was trapped in reincarnation, then reincarnated as a human again.

The old man of the Su family, the successor of a royal chef and the contemporary owner of the Su Family Restaurant, happened to see a pair of lovely round eyes looking at the fried rice in an iron wok with glowing eyes.

"Your name is Su Yu? Would you like to learn how to cook with grandpa?"

"Yeah!"

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"It's been a hundred years. Fairy Su should not encounter anything unexpected, shouldn't it?"

"I searched for her several times but couldn't find her. How could this happen??"

Jasper Turtle sighed. "My Lord, do you think that the immortal world is very quiet now."

Since Su Yu went down to earth, the elixir pagoda had been silent. No immortal dared to act against the Heavenly Monarch's orders.

The turtle glanced at a certain immortal who was behind the desk and hadn't turned a page in his book for a long time.

"The seal you put on her pill furnace slipped off yesterday."

"Hey, yesterday was My Lord's birthday again. In the past 100 years, no immortals have given you such a strange gift."

To this day, Xiao Muge still remembered the bitter taste.

It was just that she had gone to the mortal world.

After one reincarnation, her fairy soul had lost contact with the immortal world.

If immortals stayed in the mortal world for too long and became addicted to human life, they would gradually lose their immortal bones and forget their way.

One day, they would never come back.

Heavenly Monarch Xiao closed his eyes, remembering the pair of eyes he saw many years ago that were as bright as fire lotuses among the billowing smoke.

He got up.

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"Open the Grand Immortal Pavilion and summon her fairy soul to return to her place."

On the day of burning incense, the Heavenly Monarch changed his clothes.

Choose auspicious days in heaven and earth, and prepare the candles.

Heavenly Monarch Xiao entered the Grand Immortal Pavilion and looked at the graceful fire lotus that was completely different from other immortal statues. It seemed to be blooming in a group of brilliant colors.

"Fairy Su. The seal on your pill furnace has already been lifted. Come back."

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"Even though the Heavenly Monarch called her fairy soul, Fairy Su didn't come back?"

"Don't mention it. These days are hard for immortals. If the elixir tower is not open, I can't take medicine for my voice every day. The Heavenly Monarch's face is also ugly recently. Don't do anything wrong, be careful."

Outside the elixir tower, the Heavenly Monarch Xiao and Jasper Turtle, above the clouds and mist, lowered their eyes expressionlessly.

This seven-story elixir tower was not locked. Anyone could enter it as if she was still there.

But only the fairy birds came and went. They even chattered and rested here, long forgotten that the fire here used to be bright and unbearably hot.

"My Lord, why don't you call the soul again today?"

Heavenly Monarch Xiao was silent.

That night, in the Grand Immortal Pavilion, he looked at the bright and beautiful immortal statue that had not changed.

Jasper Turtle made a plan. "Or, promise her. When she comes back, you will fight with her, ahem, compete with her? It is impossible for us to lose anyway."

Heavenly Monarch Xiao glanced at the turtle coldly.

He was noncommittal but took a step forward.

"If Fairy Su does not return to her place, I have the right to take away her fairy tower."

'Liao!'

Fairy Su, who just came back from her journey to master cooking, heard this.

She had just sent away her master, who died in modern times. She also experienced an accident in the mortal world before escaping the reincarnation cycle.

She hurriedly took her immortal pet, Xiong Feng, slowly appeared from her immortal statue and landed in the Grand Immortal Pavilion. Just in time to listen to the words of this Heavenly Monarch who was not a son of man.

[T/N: I'll leave the last sentence as is. I feel that she was politely cursing him as SOB, cough.]

"You bastard Heavenly Monarch. Eat my 300 superimpose skills of three generations of Heavenly Meteor Fist!"

Su Yu set fire to one of her hands.

From her dantian, her magic weapon, which was the modern-scale cast iron cauldron, suddenly jumped out.

A cooktop was cast in an instant.

She was wearing a modern chef's uniform, holding a vegetable ladle and a large pot. She rushed towards the Heavenly Monarch Xiao with a thunder-like aura.

The fragrance of spices and wine, layer upon layer, erupted in the Grand Immortal Pavilion.

In a cloud of immortal energy, a big braised pork knuckle struck his cold face with a single blow.

He raised his eyebrows.

With a snap, seven layers of fairy light erupted from the pork knuckle.

The thick five-spice sauce dripped from his slender fingers and sprayed onto his thin lips in an instant.

The stewed skin of this extremely soft pork knuckle was crystal clear and translucent. As soon as he held it, it fell from the flesh and bones, covering the back of his hand and imprisoning his right hand for a moment.

The pork knuckle bone that was taken off had spirituality. It rushed to his face in an instant!

The Jasper Turtle suddenly turned into a Jade Shield. It teleported and blocked the blow.

Its opened mouth brushed across the flesh of the pork knuckle.

Immediately, the delicious and sweet gravy jumped from the pork knuckle and bounced into its palate.

This mellow and thick fragrance, which was thoroughly dissipated in the fire, caused the turtle to be in a trance for a moment. The pork knuckle bones instantly knocked it away.

Heavenly Monarch Xiao wrapped his right hand around it. The turtle blinked, stretched its neck, bowed its head and took a bite of the magic weapon pork knuckle.

Immediately, its eyes were fascinated and its face struggled.

The little paw pulled a piece of shaky pork knuckle skin and stuffed it into its little mouth.

"Well, My Lord. My mouth, my teeth and my stomach were all hit."

"..."

Su Yu approached them. Her chef's clothes had already faded and she was completely unstained. It turned into a moonlight white dress with a fire pattern on the cuffs.

A gold silk belt around her waist had two silver knives adorning it.

She raised her lips and held a real chicken heart skewer in one hand. Seven layers of fairy light flashed, poking at Heavenly Monarch Xiao's strong chest.

It was only half an inch away from his fairy heart.

He could smell the rich smell of human life on her body and the smell of sauce and meat.

He looked down into her bright, stubborn eyes.

"Heavenly Monarch Xiao, this fairy is back."

She carried the cauldron on her shoulders and grinned.

This time, it was the upgraded Fairy Su Yu.

Her alchemy path and the artifact-refining path she pursued had already been accomplished.

After three times of reincarnations, she kept improving and returned to her original world.

Now everything was invisible and integrated into the food of the mortal world.

Su Yu smiled. "Three years later there will be a grand event in the Grand Immortal Pavilion. If you lose the match, you will promise me a wish. How about it?"

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