Translated by Serena Love

Edited by Liya

Chapter 108 - Bonus Chapter - Rebellious Master Su and the Cold Immortal

The origin of the story was in the past.

On top of the 108 Heavenly Palaces in the Immortal Realm, phoenixes flew together and the bells rang loudly.

Several immortals flew towards a nine-story Immortal Pagoda in unison for a meeting.

"Have you heard? Yesterday, the human world established the Nanxun Academy. Because of some traces left by Immortal Lan He a hundred years ago, someone entered the Dao and started a sect."

"There are such things? No wonder the Heavenly Monarch called Immortal Lan He early in the morning. He must ask questions. Without the Heavenly Monarch's approval, human beings and immortals cannot communicate with each other. Not to mention helping others in the human world become immortals!"

if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

"Hey, if the Heavenly Monarch is displeased, I am afraid that at least half a year's salary will be suspended."

"Ah, I wondered why he was in a hurry looking for Fairy Su last night. Today Fairy Su no longer sells pills and closed her doors... If he couldn't buy pills for half a year, he should stock up on enough pills, right?"

"What? I couldn't buy pills today because of him?" 

The immortals beat their chests and feet while flying.

"Lan He!"

"Draw your sword!"

---

Inside the elixir tower, a woman dressed in red walked past the elixir furnace quickly. Then she laid down on an imperial concubine's couch with her legs crossed.

She took a handkerchief and covered her mouth and nose.

Her willowy eyebrows frowned until the elixir furnace floated up and six black pills flew out.

She tightened the handkerchief on her mouth and nose, collected the pills and moved them to the nose of a bear cub beside the couch. "How is it? Does it smell?" 

The bear rolled its eyes and fell to the ground.

"..." 

The woman clenched her fists and sat up.

"How could this be? I obviously sprinkled cumin on it and added cooking wine."

"Fairy Su, asking for a hundred-year-old Snow Muscle Ice Bone Pill!" 

A shout suddenly came from outside the tower.

"Fairy Su, asking for three Golden-sounding Cry Treasures~"

"Are there any Fire Escape Pills today?" 

The woman in red stood up from her collapse in an instant. Her fingers were dancing and the pills that had just been released fresh from the furnace disappeared.

She went outside and pulled down the handkerchief covering her nose and mouth.

"No stock."

"Ah? No way," the rooster of the fairy world, the star rooster Ting Xuan, hurried over and covered his throat. "I can smell the smell of the golden-sounding singing elixir."

"That's right, Fairy Su. You can't be partial to that Immortal Lan He. You gave him half a year's worth of pills and left us alone!"

"It's a bit strange to smell this smell from three hundred miles away. So bitter and rich. It's unlike Fairy Su's pill furnace. Can it be the fire-refining immortal next door refining a magic weapon?"

"Yes, today's elixir fragrance is extraordinarily smoky. Fairy Su, just take it out."

"..." 

The woman in red was called Fairy Su.

Su Yu was the number one alchemist in the Immortal Realm.

The five-petaled fire lotus between her eyebrows twitched. Her body trembled with immortal energy and her red clothes seemed to be on fire.

'How can it be smoky?'

Every time she made alchemy, the smell was potent.

Not to mention the smell of medicine and rotten eggs, but it was easy to say that half of the fairyland had been disturbed by her time and time again.

As soon as her furnace was opened, all the immortals knew it.

This hurt Fairy Su's heart. She believed that she was talented and felt that the level of her alchemy was extremely high. As a result, they all said it was stinky.

"Fairy Su, is the problem insufficient elixir material or the immortal stone?"

"Just a golden-sounding singing elixir. If the fairy wants to raise the price, I can understand. This little immortal just speak..."

Su Yu was troubled and put her hand behind her back. Six pills were thrown at them.

Then she angrily closed the door and returned to her tower.

'Where is the problem?'

'Why isn't it right?'

The bear cub staggered to its feet and sat down. Its bear paw patted the elixir furnace.

Su Yu looked at it. "You mean, the problem is with the pill furnace?"

She propped up her smooth forehead. "That's right, I've used this furnace for more than three hundred years. There are too many pills and various smells have been superimposed."

As she was thinking about it, she walked to the elixir furnace, lowered her head, and smelled it. She immediately clutched her chest and was about to be suffocated.

There were various immortal materials in it, many of which were unique, each with its own powerful odor.

Although they all had immortal energy, the mixture of various essences had undergone some indescribable comprehensive changes in the high-temperature furnace, resulting in a unique smoked flavor.

Su Yu felt that she had some ideas, but just as she was about to experiment, an immortal jade slip message flew towards her with punishment.

[Fairy Su Yu, the smoky smell caused by your recently opened furnace is so strong that it flows into the lower realm, causing the mortal to have frequent nightmares.

Because of this, you will be punished for three years of salary. You will not be allowed to open your furnace for three years.

——Heavenly Monarch of Nine-Story Immortal Pagoda]

"!"

Fairy Su, dressed in red, was burning like fire. She rushed directly to the message to make a protest.

"Isn't this too much, Heavenly Monarch?"

"It was only because your medicine pill stinks into the lower realm. It was because of your medicine pill that people couldn't sleep."

Fairy Su trembled.

She didn't do it on purpose either. Wasn't it because Immortal Lan He was punished and purchased half a year's worth of pills from her?

And that smell... She had actually imposed thirty-six restrictions on her elixir tower.

How could it stink into the lower realm?

Back at the elixir tower, Fairy Su clenched her fists.

"I, Great Immortal Su Yu, will definitely be able to make fragrant elixirs."

"Let the whole fairyland be fragrant and wish they could eat it in their own place."

"Let the mortal world be drooling and dreaming. Ask me for elixir!"

---

"Aww, Heavenly Monarch, that alchemy fairy Su Yu is so fierce. She almost burned your immortal message."

The Heavenly Monarch had finished discussing the Immortal Realm affairs in the nine-story Immortal Pagoda.

A man in a white robe and black hair was looking at the jade slip of the case.

Hearing this, he raised his hand and let the Jasper Turtle, responsible for sending the public message, fly into his palm.

It was agitated and complained, "I just notified her." Its tears and saliva sprayed into his palm. 

He threw it to the table in disgust.

With his hands behind his back, he wiped the hand that was almost sprayed with saliva on the jade slip.

Jasper Turtle: "..."

Heavenly Monarch had a worse temper than Fairy Su.

"What if she doesn't obey?" 

The Jasper Turtle jumped up with its two claws in the air, dancing with a puff.

The turtle showed him how she burned the punishment message to ashes.

if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

The man propped his forehead and frowned slightly.

Today, eight of the immortals participating in the court meeting and discussing matters were yawning.

Three were late and one was on leave. Twelve flew out of the tower in a hurry as soon as the meeting ended.

"Well, they were all waiting for her to open the Elixir Tower, so they are sleepy. Some of them stayed outside her tower for ten days and ten nights. Some were working part-time jobs day and night to raise money. They didn't rest well."

Jasper Turtle supported its jaw.

"Heavenly Monarch, their eagerness to ask for pills has affected their duties in the heavens."

The man in white clothes with black hair put down the jade slip in his hand.

"Wait for three years. Let's see if they have corrected themselves. Otherwise, they will be punished severely."

Time was like a flick of a finger in the fairy world.

However, for a year, there were no fireworks from the elixir tower. The spiritual outlook of all immortals gradually improved and their meeting was full of energy.

The whole immortal world had lost the peculiar smell of alchemy.

The Heavenly Monarch of the Nine-Story Immortal Pagoda and Jasper Turtle were both very satisfied.

However, one day, when the Heavenly Monarch was reviewing an official letter, a strange smell permeated the nine-story Immortal Pagoda again.

The Elixir Pagoda was located on the south side of the Immortal Realm. It was separated from the nine-story Immortal Pagoda in the center by several immortal ponds and cloud mountains.

But...

"Hurl."

Jasper Turtle had long fasted and its immortal body was indestructible.

However, it couldn't help retching.

"It's her again? This smell—"

The black-haired man frowned. He dropped the jade slip in his hand with his sharply articulated hands.

The immortal general at the door hurried in to report.

"Heavenly Monarch, Fairy Su Yu said that she did not violate the rules. She did not refine pills today but was refining tools."

"..."

"She said that she had already told the heavenly thunder. Any smell that spreads to the lower realms would be split."

"..."

The immortal general bowed his head.

He didn't dare to look at Heavenly Monarch's appearance behind the desk and he didn't dare to convey the second half of Fairy Su Yu's words.

She said that even though she didn't stink the mortals, she would stink him!

Anyone who heard this would not dare to repeat it.

Xiao Muge, behind the desk, lowered his eyes and looked at the immortal general in front of him.

---

In the elixir tower.

"Don't allow me to make alchemy? Huh, would the talented Fairy Su be stumped?"

"If I hadn't disliked refinement for being too domineering before, I would have been the number one refiner in the fairy world!"

Su Yu raised her red robe and stepped on her couch.

The pill furnace in front of her was burning brightly. Ten magic weapons were released this time.

"It's not bad for something I only study for a year, hahahaha!"

She laughed but quickly changed her expression and covered her mouth and nose.

'Damn, why are you still so smoky?'

She obviously added vinegar and wine in advance, according to the explanation of the mortal chef she watched secretly this time...

As a result, the smell was even more strange.

"Xiong Feng, is this a test of the heavens for me?"

Maybe because she was too good.

The heavens had to give Fairy Su some shortcomings.

But she refused.

She was very talented. She was the first person to use the furnace in the world of immortals.

She, Fairy Su, would definitely solve the problem of smell!

[Fairy Su Yu, the smoky smell caused by you opening the furnace recently...

You are punished to not open the furnace and refining equipment for one year.

——Heavenly Monarch of Nine-Story Immortal Pagoda]

Su Yu's forehead twitched.

---

"Heavenly Monarch, Heavenly Monarch—" Jasper Turtle rushed into the hall of the nine-story Immortal Pagoda.

The ink-haired man with a calm expression raised his head. "This time, is she convinced?"

"No, she has started to make a formation!"

"..."

Three days later.

"Heavenly Monarch, Heavenly Monarch—"

"She's started to make talismans!"

Xiao Muge, the Heavenly Monarch of the nine-story tower, finally couldn't bear it anymore and got up from behind the desk.

In an instant, he arrived at the elixir pagoda, which was half a fairyland away.

"Hey hey, I didn't expect it. I could make a talisman too~"

When the Heavenly Monarch Xiao arrived, he saw Su Yu dressed in red, laughing loudly while standing akimbo.

A talisman flew out of the furnace, billowing with black smoke and a strange sour taste.

"Fairy Su Yu."

He said solemnly.

In eight hundred years of immortal classics, he had never seen such strange talismans, formations or instruments.

"Do you want me to confiscate your pill furnace?"

He stepped in front of her one step. He saw her flamboyant face, blooming like a fire lotus among the fairy clouds, with gorgeous and amazing colors.

She was proud.

Four prohibition orders were issued, but none of them could stop her.

"Are you the Heavenly Monarch of the nine-story Immortal Pagoda?"

Su Yu raised her head.

It was the first time she saw this new Heavenly Monarch.

She had always only been in charge of alchemy. She never dealt with these powerful people, nor did she like to take office and follow orders.

But she didn't expect that the Heavenly Monarch was so unreasonable these days. However, he was elegant in white clothes and handsome in face.

As he waved his sleeves, a talisman landed on her pill furnace, blocking the mouth of the furnace.

"When you stop emitting the smell that affects the immortals, it will fall off on its own."

Su Yu took a deep breath.

The Heavenly Monarch Xiao and Jasper Turtle left together on a cloud.

"Heavenly Monarch, you are stupid—"

Su Yu was gagged.

The bear cub hurriedly covered her mouth with a medicine scale.

Su Yu slapped it with a palm, lifted her bright red sleeves and looked at the long, slender figure leaving behind with ink hair and white robe.

"One day, I, Fairy Su, will lock him in my pill room to watch the stove for me!"

Heavenly Monarch above the clouds lowered his head and lowered his eyes.

Jasper Turtle shook his head. "I admire her bravery."

--- 

The twenty-eighth day of the first month was the birthday of the Heavenly Monarch.

All the fairies and immortals came to the nine-story tower and sent congratulatory gifts.

"Fairy Su, you should be soft to the Heavenly Monarch."

"Last time, the smell was also an accident. It's all my fault. I ordered a pill for half a year from you."

"That's right. I have prepared a generous gift today. There must be no problem!" 

Early in the morning, the seven-story Elixir Pagoda was surrounded by its former guests.

Some of them loved her pills and some of them fell in love with the instruments and talismans she made.

But recently, her elixir furnace had been sealed by the Heavenly Monarch. Her elixir tower could not be opened and immortals were distressed.

if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

However, Fairy Su smiled and waved her hand arbitrarily. "I prepared a gift myself. I don't need yours."

Everyone was curious.

"Don't worry. I haven't made it yet. It's a ninth-grade pill."

Fairy Su smiled strangely.

Refining the Seven Emotions and Six Desires was the most suitable for the unreasonable Heavenly Monarch.

"Ah, how will you make it without a pill furnace?"

Fairy Su laughed and took out a five-element large wok from her purse.

All the immortals were surprised.

She opened a note in her jade slip.

"Don't worry. I will take another look at this mortal recipe - the series that made the old king next door cry."

"..."

The nine-story tower would never have a vulgar king.

But Master Su had read more than a dozen greedy neighbor novels with similar titles.

She comprehended it by analogy.

"Don't throw the rest of the pill residue, wrap it in egg liquid, roll it with bread crumbs and fry it until it turns golden brown, so that the old king next door will be drawn out."

Fairy Su would make it well~ 

The immortals remained suspicious.

They watched her throw the dark elixir in her hand into the frying pan.

There was a crackling sound, hot oil splashed everywhere and there was no fairy energy.

"It's alright. It's not a big problem. Just sprinkle some cumin and chili powder. It's always good~" Master Su counted the seasoning jade bottles and sprinkled them all together.

The immortals stepped back, "What is this?"

"He has no heart," Su Yu smiled, "so this is the slag of sheep heart, chicken heart, beef heart... scum, cough essence, Nine-Hearts Fried Scum pill."

'It's inspired by the mortal's chicken heart skewers.'

The immortals kept coughing and wanted to stop her, but she had already packed it.

She also used a bamboo skewer to string them neatly.

She 'respectfully' placed them in a tray, covered them with a lid and placed thirty-six prohibitions.

Heavenly Monarch Xiao sat in the nine-story tower and nodded to all the immortals who came to congratulate him.

He was unsmiling. He even pointed out the mistakes in the Immortal Realm's duties for the past seven days.

But suddenly, a strange smell floated in front of him.

"Heavenly Monarch, Fairy Su Yu came bringing a gift."

"Nine Animals and Nine Beasts Fried Pill."

Heavenly Monarch Xiao's brows twitched.

Jasper Turtle sniffed curiously and his heart surged. "It's a little fragrant. Could it be that she has changed?"

It even had urges to eat.

It stretched out its claws and poked open a fried skewer.

The crunchy golden skin shattered with a click. The hot oil aroma that was still sizzling inside came out.

The cumin throbbed and the spiciness poured into its nostrils.

Although all immortals were fasting, they could eat some little things on their birthdays.

Jasper Turtle bared its teeth. Immediately its little claws tore off a piece of crispy, hot bronze skin and sighed loudly.

Heavenly Monarch Xiao, as today's birthday boy, should also express something.

He reached out and picked up a bunch.

After looking at it, he inhaled a piece of fried chicken heart.

But as soon as it entered his mouth, it turned into a black elixir in an instant. The bitter and sour taste went straight to the tip of his nose.

Jasper Turtle fell directly on the desk with its mouth covered.

Heavenly Monarch Xiao clenched the fist of his left hand and placed it on the desk, unable to speak for a long time.

All the immortals: "..."

---

"How could it be wrong?"

"Why is it so bad?"

Fairy Su Yu sat cross-legged by the elixir stove, surrounded by fried skewer elixirs that were already cut open. The inside was black and the outside was golden. However, it all smelled like medicine.

She tried several pots.

"We've adjusted the proportions and heat more than 300 times. What else could go wrong?"

"Xiong Feng, don't waste it. I will eat it with you."

Xiong Feng disappeared in a flash.

"You... this immortal pet doesn't know how to share!"

Fairy Su slapped the table angrily.

---

Two days later.

"Heavenly Monarch."

"Well, let her come in."

"No, Fairy Su Yu went down to the human world overnight to reincarnate. She bribed the reincarnation official with an elixir. Her message said she would come back after learning the skills. Heavenly Monarch, if you have the ability, go down to the mortal world to catch her."

"..."

"It also said that once she learns, she will come back to seize the position of the heavenly... She wants you to beat her, cough."

if you are reading not reading this on puretl(.)com then this chapter has been stolen

Back Index Next

If you want to support our work, please turn off ad-block! Thank you~

If you want to thank Serena for all she does, buy her a ko-fi!