TVHBA Chapter 30
Translated by Novice Translations
Circle Fork1, Beautiful Man Transforms into a Snake
"Okay, I promise, I’ll come back and see you in a bit." Xue Ming smiled.
Then, Xue Ming produced a bracelet of blood beads and tied it to her wrist, his deep voice said, “This bracelet is made from the hardest scales on my body. No one but me can take it off. If you encounter anything, shake the bracelet and call my name three times. No matter what happens I’ll find you and rush to your location.”
Nan Xun stared curiously at the bracelet on her wrist, swayed it a few times, then called out Xue Ming three times and asked with a smile, "But that’s it?"
Xue Ming pinched her nose and raised his thin lips and said, "Yes, that's it."
When Xue Ming left, Nan Xun yawned and said lazily, “Little eight, I’ve almost forgotten what the days outside were like, it’s been ten years.”
Ai, isn’t she considered a hidden mistress?
At that time, she was carried back to the demon domain by the Demon King’s white sedan chair. She never bowed to the heavens and earth and couldn’t be considered his first wife.2 She was like a little mistress raised by the Demon King and was hidden all day long.
Nan Xun has been in the demon realm for so long, and there were very few beasts who have seen her real face.
Regarding the white sedan chair, Nan Xun later asked Xue Ming its meaning. The man innocently replied, because he felt that white suits her well, so he deliberately made a certain white sedan chair from ten-thousand-year-old snow silk.
Nan Xun listened and couldn’t laugh or cry.
The void beast yawned. "Looking at your kind love show every day, this god’s eyes are almost blind. The good news is that the Demon King’s evil value has dropped to 5.”
Nan Xun touched her chin and asked, "When I eliminate all of Xue Ming’s evil value, will I leave the world soon?”
The void beast answered, “That’s right, at most, give it two or three days.”
Nan Xun suddenly fell silent and didn’t speak.
This war is destined to be grand and unprecedented. In order not to endanger innocent people and the surrounding creatures, the participating parties set the location of the battlefield in a wasteland. The wasteland spanned for hundreds of miles, even if it was an intense battle, the battlefield was large enough.
The night before the war, Xue Ming embraced Nan Xun to a pancake as usual.
Nan Xun was under him moaning, anyway she was too lazy to move, and let him have his way by being tossed about by the other party.
When the pancake was branded vigorously, Xue Ming kissed her earlobe and his voice said something gently.
Nan Xun's brain was confused. She didn’t hear what he said. She just thought that he was saying sweet nothings and gave a vague response.
In an instant, the pair of blood pupils brightened and stared at her with a burning gaze.
Nan Xun felt frightened in her heart and asked the void beast weakly. "Little eight, did I just promised something that I shouldn’t have?”
The void beast didn’t respond to her, of course.
However, Nan Xun faintly heard little eight’s laughter of happiness and felt misfortune vaguely, and her heart felt worse.
Suddenly, Nan Xun’s pupils shrank and her heart seemed to explode with a bang.
In the blink of an eye, the Demon King, who was still a beautiful man, transformed into a complete beast – the four clawed red-blood snake!
Nan Xun was frightened and dumbfounded. She stared dully at the huge snake head hanging over her. The thick red snake body wrapped her naked body all around, leaving only her neck and head exposed. The two dragon claws were on both sides of her and the huge red flesh wings covered one person and one beast inside.
The red snake trusts Xun Xun, he licked and stared at her little stunned face.
Nan Xun’s heart was already filled like a river3 but didn’t show on her face. She restored her powerful heart within her chest, then gently hugged the snake’s head and raised her head slightly and kissed the snake’s mouth.
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The next day, the Demon King had already gone to battle. Nan Xun buried her face in the pillow and didn’t want to see anyone.
The void beast coughed and said, "Well, last night’s nightmare has passed. The Demon King’s evil value has dropped to 1. Oh, we should be able to leave this fucking world soon~”
Nan Xun raised her face and her eyes were red. “Little eight, can I still believe you?”
"Yes, of course! Who else can you believe in besides this Lord?"
This time, the beast-man war is impossible to conclude within several years. Nan Xun hinted, that this time Xue Ming would not starve her again. He directly sent her a storage ring that could store living things, this was an emperor ranked treasure. Fucking amazing, once Nan Xun put it on, she didn’t want to take it off, she loved it.
There were many spiritual beasts within the storage ring. When Nan Xun was hungry, she would take out a spiritual beast to roast or pick some vegetables to eat.
Nan Xun eats and sleeps, living like a rice worm4.
One day, Nan Xun didn’t realize five months have passed. She pinched her waist and asked sadly, “Little eight, do you think I’ve gain weight?”
The void beast sneered, “You should be happy if you eat and sleep all day and only gained one roll instead of two.”
Nan Xun sighed and said, "Otherwise, what else can I do? I read all the scripts Xue Ming sent in a few days.”
“Would you like me to give you a live broadcast of the battle between the Demon King, the humans and the god beasts?” The void beast suddenly suggested.
Nan Xun asked hesitatingly, "Will it be very bloody?"
The void beast replied, "You’ve seen the Demon King eating people, but you’re afraid of blood?”
Nan Xun thought about it and agreed.
As a result of the earlier trauma, Nan Xun could calmly watch the scenes of missing arms and broken legs.
"Oh shit, little eight! Look, there is a very powerful blue dragon in the middle of the battlefield! Is this the first blue dragon beast born from the masses?” Nan Xun was somewhat excited.
"And over there. Look, it’s a black snake with huge flesh wings, a Divine Serpent?” Nan Xun quickly pointed to another area.
Nan Xun had seen Xue Ming’s body not too long ago. At a glance, she could see that it was a Divine serpent.
In contrast, the bloodstained beast had four more red claws, like dragon claws, sharper scales and spikes on its spine, not black but red, it was nothing special.
It stands to reason that although the four-clawed red-blood snake is a mutated variant and has a bloodthirsty nature, it couldn’t be denied that it had the blood of the god beast, Divine Serpent and therefore was a member of the family.
But why are those Divine Serpents so cold and heartless, that they want to put their own blood to death?
Xue Ming once said that when he was young, he was bullied and suffered all kinds of humiliation because he was different from his siblings. He endured his bloodthirsty nature and all kinds of humiliations silently and never took vengeance, but even so, he was not liked or recognized.
Until one time, he couldn't resist eating a fangled red-skinned wild boar.
His way of eating was very bloody, he directly plunged his claws into the belly of the red-skinned wild boar. He grabbed its guts and ate it, smearing blood on his face.
The English translation for this makes no sense ahaha. Circle fork – a “game” where he penetrates his fork into her circle, some low-key sex term and innocently spelled almost the same as the game tic tac toe. Often used as a noun in a phrase; “exercise in bed.”
The traditional Chinese wedding – the bride gets picked up in a sedan chair from her home to the groom’s home, then they have a wedding ceremony where the bride and groom bows to the parents, to each other and to the heavens and earth to confirm their vows to each other. But they never done this when she was picked up, so she’s not officially married to him.
Idiom – she’s crying so much in the inside that her heart is filled with her tears; “cry me a river.”
Live like a rice worm – nothing to do every day and there are no worries. Without having to work hard for food (leisure life).
ML finally accomplished his wishes….snake sex, only took 10+ years! Think its his inner possessiveness/yandere to have her basically imprisoned….although the blackening value has never been mentioned so far.