SLLBTT Chapter 3
Translated by Q the Panda (ko-fi)
⋇⊶⊰Chapter 3⊱⊷⋇
Liu Jiao couldn't hide his astonishment.
"Take off my clothes?" Liu Jiao unconsciously took two steps back. "In front of the Great King?"
The Snow Wolf King fell silent for a moment as he contemplated Liu Jiao's nervousness, then said, "You can also undress in the changing room."
Liu Jiao obediently followed the command, and went to the changing room. With a couple of clicks, the clothes were off.
The Snow Wolf King, sitting alone on the bed and feeling bored, said towards the changing room, "Come out and just sit on my lap."
"At your command."
After a while, a snow leopard emerged from the dressing room without any clothes.
A genuine snow leopard.
The true form of the snow leopard.
The original shape of the snow leopard.
The fluffy snow leopard, biting its tail, leisurely walked out and casually sat on the lap of the Snow Wolf King.
The Snow Wolf King felt that this buttocks was quite heavy, but he remained unruffled, displaying a regal demeanor without any expression on his face.
The Snow Wolf King asked, "Why did you change back to your original form?"
Liu Jiao replied, "Usually, when I undress in front of others, I automatically revert to my original form."
"Why?" the Snow Wolf King asked, "Why not stay in human form without clothes?"
Liu Jiao answered, "Isn't that a violation of public order and against decency regulations?"
The Snow Wolf King fell silent for a moment and then said, "The public order regulations state that nudity is only an offense in public places. This isn't considered a public place here."
However, Liu Jiao countered, "But isn't this still against decency?"
The Snow Wolf King replied, "Between you and me, there's no need to mention 'decency.'"
Liu Jiao hesitated and said, "We're not very acquainted, are we?"
"......" The Snow Wolf King pondered for a while and said, "You haven't told me how you ended up here."
Liu Jiao suddenly became awkward and only said, "It's not easy to explain."
"Take your time," the Snow Wolf King gently urged, "Who sent you here?"
"It was the tribe chieftain," Liu Jiao said, "You know our chieftain, right?"
"Certainly, the snow leopard tribe chief is named Liu Ming. I am very aware."
Liu Jiao nodded and added, "He said he wanted to present me to the Great King."
The Snow Wolf King nodded and asked, "Did you willingly come here?"
"Yes," Liu Jiao answered.
The Snow Wolf King reached out and tousled the snow leopard's furry head. "Now that you're here, do you know what you're supposed to do?"
Liu Jiao was relieved that he currently resembled a snow leopard. Otherwise, he would undoubtedly have blushed.
Stammering, he replied, "My b-butt is for the Great King to f*ck..." Liu Jiao thought for a moment, feeling his wording wasn't respectful enough, and amended, "the Great King's sacred decree is for my humble buttocks to receive the Great King's holy stem...."
The Snow Wolf King asked, "Are you unwilling? Was Liu Ming forcing you to come?"
"No, no," Liu Jiao lowered his furry head, "I came willingly."
"Then why do you seem so afraid? It's as if I coerced you."
Liu Jiao simply said, "Whose buttocks isn't afraid of this?"
The Snow Wolf King pondered for a while before saying, "Well, this... does catch me a bit off guard."
Liu Jiao was surprised. "What's surprising about it? Whose buttocks isn't afraid of getting f*cked? Don't you feel the same?" Feeling his words might be offensive, Liu Jiao hastily added, "Truly, the Great King is a real man!"
The Snow Wolf King shook his head. "It's not surprising. I just thought, since Liu Ming sent you, he would have you... undergo some preparation."
"Preparation?" Liu Jiao was bewildered. Oh yes, he sent him without any preparation. What a miscalculation! But where could he learn about such things?
Back when Liu Ming persuaded Liu Jiao, he thought his presence in the palace would bring glory to the snow leopard tribe. Their territory had been reduced by the previous king, and currently, they were in a dispute with the neighboring snow fox tribe. To turn the situation around, they relied on the "sacred decree" of the Great King. The snow leopard tribe, with a small population residing in mountain villages, was relatively poor. They had already failed in providing tribute due to their economic difficulties, and now they could only attempt to gain an advantage through this "beauty strategy."
"So," Liu Ming held Liu Jiao's hand and solemnly said, "you bear the responsibility of restoring the glory of the snow leopard tribe!"
It turned out that receiving the Great King's holy stem was a glorious mission to restore the snow leopard tribe! Why didn't schools teach these things?
Liu Jiao whined, pounding his chest and stomping his foot, "I really didn't study this! The consequences of lacking education!"
"But there are advantages to not having studied," the Snow Wolf King judged, "It's alright. I can personally instruct you."
"That would be wonderful," Liu Jiao expressed gratitude and then asked, "So, what should I do next?"
Translator's Notes: I don't know if this needs to be mentioned, but the literal "holy stem" mentioned here refers to "razor clam" hohoho~