When the Bai family’s little dumpling was born, he often cried; crying when hungry, crying when thirsty, crying for no reason, crying during the day, crying at night, crying at any time. Such irregularities and constant emergencies troubled his father.
“Why are you always crying?” Bai Chuan stared angrily at the baby in the stroller.
“Wa wa wa~~” Bai Little Dumpling not only cried, but he also spit while crying.
Bai Chuan’s mysophobia flared up, he took out a tissue and began to wipe his saliva, “Your mother also likes to drool when she was a child.”
“Wa wa wa~~” Bai Little Dumpling continued to cry, his drool continued to flow, Bai Chuan continued to wipe. Didn’t know how long it took that they went back and forth like this until finally, Bai Little Dumpling cried himself to sleep.
Bai Chuan suffered a headache from the noise, and he felt somewhat disgusted with this wimpy brat.
“This is your son, don’t hate him.”
Bai Chuan recalled his wife’s repeated urging, he felt that he had to do something to keep his love for his son, so he extended his finger to poke Bai Little Dumpling who had just fallen asleep. Bai Little Dumpling opened his pair of almond eyes that looked exactly like his mother, Bai Chuan felt better when he looked at them, but then the little dumpling who hadn’t had enough sleep, was awakened and wailed ‘wa wa~’ again.
The expression on Bai Chuan’s face became rigid again, he took a newly opened pack of tissues in his hands, and wiped seriously.
“Wa wa wa~” Bai Little Dumpling kept on crying, and finally woke up the deeply sleeping Mu Xiaoya.
“What are you doing?” Mu Xiaoya walked inside the baby room.
“Wiping saliva.” Bai Chuan raised the tissue in his hand.
“...” Mu Xiaoya was speechless for a moment, she walked over and picked up the child and coaxed it twice, Bai Little Dumpling stopped crying immediately. When the child returned to sleep, Mu Xiaoya said to Bai Chuan, “When the baby cries, hug him like I did just now, and he will soon stop crying.”
“Then, what about the drool?”
“Wait until the baby slept before you wipe it.”
“Oh.” Bai Chuan obediently nodded.
“And… when the baby is asleep, you’re not allowed to poke him.” Don’t think that she didn’t see the red dot on the baby’s face, Bai Chuan must have had poked him secretly again.
“Oh.” This answer seemed a little reluctant.
“...” Mu Xiaoya was suddenly exhausted, she’s thinking if she should go back to the mansion for her one month post-parturition.
…
A few months later, the Bai family’s little dumpling was already crawling, his small buttocks bundled in a diaper, crawling around in the house, everything was fresh for him; fooling around here, picking something there, in a blink of a time, he can turn the house upside down. Bai Chuan angrily bought a large fence and encircled the small dumpling inside.
“Play inside, you can’t go out.” Bai Chuan gave an order.
Don’t know why, the little dumpling grabbed a toy brick, lifted his chubby hand, and threw it out the fence. Bai Chuan saw it, so he picked it up and threw it back. Bai Little Dumpling thought that his dad was playing with him, so he threw it again with more happiness, he walked with pattering foot steps while his little fat hand was agile like wind. Bai Chuan became angrier, so he stepped into the fence and put away all the little dumpling's toys, not leaving anything behind.
“Wa wa wa~~” Toys were gone, and he also can’t get out, so Bai Little dumpling wailed until he shook the heaven.
Bai Chuan who was already on the verge of breaking out, immediately took out the headphones he prepared earlier, and watched her son crying silently.
Cry then, wait until you finish crying, I’ll rub your saliva again.
Mu Xiaoya, who was cooking in the kitchen, heard the loud sound of her son’s cry, she immediately came in and saw her son being bullied by his father so she became angry, “Why did you put away all of baby’s toys?”
“He’s littering.” Bai Chuan didn’t think that he was wrong.
“Then you should play with him ah.” Mu Xiaoya confiscated the headphones, where is there a father who wears headphones when his son is crying? “Put together the building blocks then you can eat.”
Bai Chuan was grieving with a deflated mouth, he put the building blocks out again and sat inside the fence, piecing them up. Every time he put one up, Bai Little Dumpling would raise either his foot or hand and, hualala~ all fell to the ground, making Bai Chuan so angry that he wanted to cry. But Mu Xiaoya told him to put up the building blocks, so he continued the fight with all of his might, while Bai Little Dumpling continued to tear them down happily: This new game is fun, and father’s face is red.
Bai Chuan was angry, so he pressed his son with one hand and continued to build the blocks with another. Mu Xiaoya who has finished cooking the meal, came back to find this scene and became speechless, “I didn’t ask you to build, I asked you to teach baby to build ah.”
Bai Chuan looked at the chubby dumpling who kept kicking in his arms, seriously doubting that he couldn’t eat for quite some time if he had to teach him. However, this thing’s IQ seemed to follow his wife, so Bai Chuan could be considered to had found out another ‘good point’ of his son.
…
Soon afterwards, the Bai family’s little dumpling, who had learned to walk and talk, was already working on Lego.
When Bai Little Dumpling was two years old, Mu Xiaoya started preparing for him to enter a kindergarten. She bought many educational books and cards for preschool children and taught the little dumpling at home.
“Come on, let’s count together.” Mu Xiaoya took her son to count, “1234567…what’s behind them?”
“7…8910…” The chubby dumpling held up his little paw one by one.
“Awesome! Our baby is really smart.” Mu Xiaoya suddenly received a call, so she threw her son to Bai Chuan, “Xiao Chuan, teach our baby to count.”
Bai Chuan sat across his son, glaring at the little dumpling, “What’s behind ten?”
Bai Little Dumpling shook his head, indicating that he didn’t know.
Bai Chuan started to teach him, “Behind it is 11, then 12, master the rule and continue to count to one hundred.”
“...” The two year old little dumpling expressed that he didn’t understand the rule.
“Why are you so stupid?” Bai Chuan spoke frankly about his own IQ.
Bai Little Dumpling endured his dad’s alien language. After another half a year, Bai Little Dumpling was finally able to count smoothly to one hundred and discovered the pattern.
“I’ve found the pattern, I think I can count to one thousand.” Bai Little Dumpling announced loudly.
“Baby is awesome.”
“Why is baby so smart ah?”
“Baby, you’re amazing.”
Under his grandparents’ [T/N: from both sides] rainbow nonsense, Bai Little Dumpling proudly raised his chest.
“Counting to one hundred after three years, stupid.”
Bai Chuan, who had never been dismissed by his family, received three rolled eyes at the same time.
“Wa wa~~” Bai Little Dumpling who just felt proud, cried and rushed to his grandmother’s arms. He can only learn to count to a hundred after three years, he also thought that he was stupid.
“Why are you crying? Our family is rich, it doesn’t matter if you’re a bit stupid.” Bai Zheng comforted.
Bai parents squinted to their eldest son: Are you sure this is comforting?
“Cough… Uncle also can only learned to count at three years old.” Bai Zheng lied through his teeth. (He doesn’t remember anyway.)
Bai parents: …
Bai Little Dumpling: So Uncle is like me.
Bai Chuan: Turns out, brother is also so stupid, but seems like he can still make money.
…
A few months later, Bai Little Dumpling who always thought that he was a fool, went to kindergarten, and then found that the whole small friends at kindergarten were stupid.
“Wow, you’re amazing ah, you can build the castle so quickly.”
“Wow, you’re amazing ah, you can even write your own name.”
“Wow, you’re amazing ah, you can even count 12 plus 12.”
After being praised by his friends, Bai family’s little dumpling fell in love with the kindergarten. He finally found his own group after his Uncle oh.
…
Three months after Bai Little Dumpling entered the kindergarten, he had the same question as the vast majority of children, that was, how he came to this world.
He ran to ask his father, “Dad, how did I come to be?”
“Can’t tell you.” Bai Chuan answered.
“Why?” Little Dumpling was even more curious.
“Because… your mother said that the process of how you came to be is not suitable for children.” Bai Chuan replied carefully.
What is ‘not suitable for children’?
Bai Little Dumpling continued to run and asked his mother, “Mom, what is ‘not suitable for children’?
“Who made you ask this?” Mu Xiaoya stiffened.
“I asked daddy where I came from, and daddy said that the process of how I came was ‘not suitable for children’.” Bai Little Dumpling replied logically.
“Bai Chuan, what nonsense were you talking to the child?!” Mu Xiaoya returned to their room to give Bai Chuan a lesson, after coming back, she elaborated, “An angel gave you to mom as a gift.”
“Why is an angel’s gift not suitable for children?” Bai Little Dumpling asked.
“...” Mu Xiaoya couldn’t elaborate anymore, so she offered an omnipotent answer, “You’ll know when you grow up.”
…
When Bai Little Dumpling was four years old, Bai Chuan and Mu Xiaoya made up for their wedding ceremony. Bai Little Dumpling wore a pure white suit with a swallow tail behind his butt, carrying a small flower basket in his hands while sprinkling flowers all the way. His partner was a little girl one year younger than him, she was Auntie Fang Hui’s daughter.
“Bai Little Dumpling, how about your sister becoming you wife in the future?” Fang Hui teased the little dumpling.
“What is wife?” Bai Little Dumpling asked.
“Your mommy is your daddy’s wife ah.” Fang Hui said.
“Then, let sister kiss me.”
“Hey, you’re just a brat, already taking advantage before you’re even four, this is neither like Mumu nor Bai Chuan ah, you little devil, who are you like in the end?”
Bai Little Dumpling thought that his Uncle is stupid like him, “Like Uncle.”
“So Bai Zheng was this kind of person?” Fang Hui was dumbfounded.
Bai Zheng couldn’t help sneezing and glanced suspiciously at them.
Liang Nuonuo who was looking at the excitement, leaned over and asked, “Why does sister have to kiss you before becoming your wife?”
“Because daddy likes to kiss mommy, so if we kiss and don’t hate it, then she can become my wife.” Bai Little Dumpling replied methodically.
“Ooh, it makes sense ah.” Liang Nuonuo looked at Fang Hui, “How about we let your daughter kiss once?”
“Go away! How can you behave like this as a godmother?” Liang Nuonuo was the godmother of Fang Hui’s daughter.
“I’m not as good as you, giving your own daughter to someone already.” Liang Nuonuo attacked.
“I was just joking ah.” How could Fang Hui be willing to part?
“Wa~~~” The little girl in the princess dress suddenly cried.
“Baby, what’s wrong?” Fang Hui asked her daughter while hugging her.
“Brother… bit me.” The little girl’s trembling finger pointed to Bai Little Dumpling.
“Godmother, sister cried as soon as I kissed her, she can’t be my wife, let her be my sister then.” Bai Little Dumpling looked distressed.
“...” Fang Hui’s face looked famished.
“HAHAHA~” Liang Nuonuo laughed until her tears came out.
Author’s NOTE:
This is the last one, the whole novel end here, thank you again for your companionship and subscription, see you guys in the next one. The next novel will be [She Is A Great Demon Hunter].
Mi Wan was a demon hunter. Because she killed too many demon, she was besieged by groups of monsters, until finally, she was exhausted and trapped in the Dark Forest. Because of a bit of demonic power that hadn’t dispersed, her soul didn’t die, and after five hundred years, Mi Wan was reborn as a girl with the same name and surname by a coincidence.
After rebirth, Mi Wan intended to be a Buddhist demon hunter. Her main principle was: If a demon doesn’t offend me, then I won’t offend them too. She wanted to be an ordinary person.
“Brother, I’m not coming to hunt demon ah. I climbed the wall to go out and lose weight.” Mi Wan said to the demon brother living next door.
“...” Fan Chen, whose identity had never been seen through by human.
“Brother, this is a toll fee, drinking this is good for your injury.” Mi Wan, who took advantage of the night, handed over a cup of milk tea.
“You know that I’m injured?” Fan Chen frowned.
“There’s such a big hole in your chest, I’m not blind ah.”
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After a long time, the neighbor felt that the toll fee was somewhat lacking.
I give you two choices, either you’re willing to let me eat, or, I eat you directly?”
“Eat then eat.” Mi Wan, like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey, nibbled first. This old lady has been a vegetable for five hundred years, who cares if you’re a person or a demon?
This is probably the story of a prey being caught by the beast on the first day she climbed the wall.
TL NOTE:
This is it. The end of our journey through Xiaoya and Bai Chuan's world.
As the author said, thank you guys for your companionship with us, novi and panda, as we cry and smile together. This has been such a wonderful ride. m(；∇；)m
That 'She Is A Great Demon Hunter' is being translated by another translator, check it out if you're interested. (♡´౪`♡)
Panda and Novi will pick another one of Crab's novels called 'Believe It Or Not, I Already Caught You', or BON for short. The summary goes:
There has been a lot of news in the capital city lately.
Newspaper 1: We heard that the abducted daughter of Mayor Chen’s family was finally found, it’s rumored that she was sold to the deep remote mountain area and had suffered a lot.
Newspaper 2: We heard that the daughter of Mayor Chen’s family is a fool, she claims that she can see ghosts everyday.
Newspaper 3: We heard that the daughter of Mayor Chen’s family forcibly kissed Minister Lou’s family third son. (Everyone with frightened faces: She dares to provoke Lou Ming?!)
Chen Yu pushed Lou Ming onto the sofa and kissed him for a while.
Chen Yu asked: “Do you feel better?”
Lou Ming narrowed his eyes: “Girl, don’t tempt me.”
Chen Yu was stunned — I’m just saving people.
The little fairy who can catch ghosts VS the gentle two-faced sickly Uncle
The novel was rated #1 between Grumpy Crab's novels, I translated a little bit, and it looks like it will be like HSS too, but with longer story and more supernatural works. Of course it will be fluffy, with a dash of horror, Panda personally likes it (≧∀≦)
Wait for a bit longer, we will do a mass release of this novel! ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡ Adios~