Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack Chapter 97 (Part 1)
Translated by Serena Love
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Chapter 97(1): Maitreya Buddha
As Tang Qiaoqiao put on the snowman's features and accessories step by step, the whole snowman's face was fully revealed in front of everyone.
It is actually a Maitreya Buddha.
Tang Qiaoqiao carefully pinched two large fleshy earlobes for the Maitreya Buddha, with two black inlaid glass beads for his curved eyes and his big mouth opened wide.
What's more, Tang Qiaoqiao also shaped the appearance of Maitreya Buddha's topless chest and placed a circle of purple-red dates as Maitreya Buddha's beads.
From a distance, it really looks like a smiling, living Buddha.
Shen Yue looked complicated.
The three of Shen Yong's family were dumbfounded.
Tang Qiaoqiao climbed down the ladder and was quite satisfied with her artistic achievements. She turned around and asked Shen Yue enthusiastically, "How is it? Does it look like him?"
Shen Yue's expression was complicated. "Why would you think of making a Maitreya Buddha?"
Tang Qiaoqiao pursed her mouth and said, "Actually, I wanted to build a God of Wealth, but the clothes of God of Wealth are too complicated, so I gave up. Maitreya Buddha is a laughing Buddha. On the first day of the new year, I hope everyone will often laugh in the future."
'The God of Wealth?'
Shen Yue imagined a scene of a god of wealth standing in the atrium of the Shen family's house with gold ingots on his hands. For a while, he didn't know if he should be thankful that Tang Qiaoqiao had changed her mind.
Tang Qiaoqiao asked, "You haven't said if it looks okay?"
"Okay!"
A loud admiration sounded from behind them. Madam Shen was wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket, rushing to Maitreya Buddha with a surprised face and amazed. "It's too vivid. Qiaoqiao, you piled this up yourself?"
Tang Qiaoqiao smiled and nodded.
"It's great. I have to pay respect." Mother Shen bowed to the Maitreya Buddha. Shen Yue thought that she and Tang Qiaoqiao should be the real mother and daughter. Otherwise, why are their minds so similar?
Madam Shen only watched the snowman for a while. After all, she was too old to bear the cold outside. She told them not to stay outside for too long before she went in.
Tang Qiaoqiao became more satisfied as she watched the snowman. She felt that such good work should not only be appreciated by herself, so she took out her mobile phone and prepared to show it to her dear fans.
She had not put up a live broadcast for a long time, so Tang Qiaoqiao opened the live broadcast room directly. On the morning of New Year's Day, most people stayed at home. As soon as her live broadcast started, a large number of fans immediately flooded in.
"Hey, happy new year, everyone. Wishing you were getting rich and good luck." Tang Qiaoqiao waved her gloved paws towards the camera, with two pompoms hung on the side of her red woolen cap. Her cheeks were a little red from the cold, but her skin was as white as snow. Her watery eyes are like black gems, and they look very beautiful.
【I can see Qiao Bao live on New Year's Day】
【Qiao Bao's New Year Little Red Riding Hood is so cute】
【Are you going to live broadcast cooking?】
Tang Qiaoqiao looked at the live broadcast chat and said with a smile, "Today's live broadcast is not cooking. There was a lot of snow last night. I just made a snowman. I will share with you my masterpiece."
"Dangdang! Guess! Guess what I made."
Tang Qiaoqiao excitedly shifted the camera of her phone to the side of the snowman. She started from the bottom of the snowman and slowly moved upwards, so the netizens followed the camera to guess what it was.
The netizens' first thought was that this snowman was so big and tall. It hasn't reached the top even after going up for so long.
Tang Qiaoqiao dangled the curiosity of netizens while filming.
"This is the belly, and on the top..."
However, before she finished speaking, the live broadcast room suddenly went black. A pop-up said, "Your live broadcast room is suspected of pornography. It will be blocked for 12 hours."
Tang Qiaoqiao: 'Meow meow?'
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She is a good young woman who is following the law. A dignified successor to socialism, and she was also eloquent and kind. How did she violate the rules?
The netizens who were watching enthusiastically were also confused for a while. They all took screenshots and asked the Weibo little secretary why they blocked it indiscriminately.
Shen Yue saw Tang Qiaoqiao look dumbfounded and asked, "Why did you stop?"
Tang Qiaoqiao stupidly replied, "I was blocked."
She showed Shen Yue the footage in the live broadcast room, and he asked, "You... where did you shoot the picture just now?"
"I took the chest..." Tang Qiaoqiao widened her eyes, "Oh, I understand."
Because she shot the snowman's chest during the live broadcast just now, she was suspected of breaking the rules.
Woooo!
She is more wronged than Dou E.
[T/N: Dou E is the main character in a tragic story from the Yuan Dynasty called "The Injustice to Dou E" by Guan Hanqing. The story is too long. You can google it if you like.]
Shen Yue didn't expect the development of things to be so strange and laughed presumptuously. Tang Qiaoqiao was really his happy fruit.
After being glared at by Tang Qiaoqiao, he smiled and said, "This side shows that the snowman you made is very realistic. Who made you put two big red dates on it? It's imaginative."
Tang Qiaoqiao said in a huff, "Thank you."
This is the first time she has encountered this situation. She intends to see if there is anything she can do to appeal.
Shen Yue laughed enough. He picked up the phone and took a picture of the Maitreya Snowman. The focus was also on the part below the neck and above the belly button. It was posted on Weibo with the following text: "She said she was more wronged than Dou E @Secretary Weibo."
【The case is solved. I said before how there could be dirty things in Tang Qiaoqiao's live broadcast room. It was actually this hahahahaha】
【Oh my God. I wanted to laugh out loud on the first day of the new year. Tang Qiaoqiao made a Maitreya Buddha! It's also so tall, bullshit!】
【People put yellow scum everywhere, but they blocked it when someone took a picture of a snowman. If the sensor guy came out, he would get beaten】
【It happened to be snowing, and her live broadcast was blocked. Qiao Bao is really wronged like Dou E】
...
Tang Qiaoqiao saw Shen Yue's Weibo and complained, "You just exposed my snowman. There is no sense of mystery."
Shen Yue said, "No matter how mysterious you are, you can't even think about it if your live broadcast is blocked."
Tang Qiaoqiao: ...
Suddenly, a large number of netizens took these two photos to scream injustice for Tang Qiaoqiao, which attracted the sensor guys' attention. Knowing that it was a misunderstanding, her live broadcast room was unblocked immediately.
However, when Tang Qiaoqiao could broadcast live again, the netizens were more concerned about why Shen Yue was with Tang Qiaoqiao on the first day of the Lunar New Year. Whether the two people lived together and so on.
No one pays attention to the results of her hard work for more than two hours.
Tang Qiaoqiao glared at Shen Yue, who spread his hands cheekily.
In the end, she turned off the live broadcast without saying too much, but the Moon Rabbit CP fans are still caring about them.
Tang Qiaoqiao had only rested for two days this new year, and a script came to her door. The director was one of the people who was captured by Tang Qiaoqiao's bowl of liver mixed noodles.
When he made a cameo appearance in the crew of "Our Family", Cheng Biao found that Tang Qiaoqiao's acting skills were really natural, with her own aura. Since then, he has always wanted to find opportunities to cooperate with Tang Qiaoqiao. Recently he learned that she had not taken any show for the time being, and he happens to have a very good TV drama project on hand. After reconciling with Wu Lin, he is now also in touch with the field of TV dramas.
This would be the first time he was trusted to film a TV series. Cheng Biao was very concerned about the casting. Besides Tang Qiaoqiao, he could not think of a more suitable candidate for the heroine.
Cheng Biao admits that he has a little selfishness. Okay, maybe more than a little bit. He is too greedy for Tang Qiaoqiao's delicacies, and he would be willing to take out the heroine role for it.
The protagonist of this TV series is two people—a pair of twin sisters with very different personalities.
In this regard, Cheng Biao said to Tang Qiaoqiao, "You can play two roles, both of which are heroines, a serious heroine. So how about it? Isn't your heart moved?"
And he also said, "This pair of sisters happens to have a personality similar to yours. One is soft and weak, and the other is very strong."
Tang Qiaoqiao: "It is only implied."
How does it feel like he was saying that she had a split personality? Does she have it?
If people babbled, she would kick them to death.
Tang Qiaoqiao finally asked the core question: "Then, can I get double pay?"
Cheng Biao: ...
There is no double pay, but the pay will definitely not be less.
Tang Qiaoqiao took the play, which was called "Warriors," based on the fate of twin sisters who were forced to separate at birth.
As soon as the queen gave birth to twin daughters, the palace was attacked by the enemy. In the chaos, one of the twins was captured by the enemy and raised as a daughter in the deep palace, while the rebels rescued the other. Eighteen years later, Wanyu became a little princess who only knew the enemy as her father and knew nothing about the world, while Ah Qin was raised as a cold-blooded killer. When the identical pair of sisters met again, the wheel of fate began.
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As soon as the news of the production team, cast, and upcoming launch of the TV series "Warriors" was exposed, it immediately attracted a lot of attention. Not only is this the first time the famous director Cheng Biao will be directing a TV series, but Tang Qiaoqiao would actually play two roles by herself. When it is broadcast, the two characters would definitely be taken out for crazy comparison. The difficulty can be imagined. Many people began to ridicule her. At the same time, netizens also discovered that the play was not adapted from a big IP, and fans of the original book did not support it.
However, Tang Qiaoqiao's fans did not have so many concerns. Their Qiao Bao cooperated with such an excellent director, and it was her first TV series as a heroine. In addition to supporting her, the fans will still support the TV series. Furthermore, it might be better not to be too similar to the original work, so the audience will not have preconceived notions.
Just as netizens opened up in major forums, "Warriors" was officially launched in the second month of the lunar calendar.
As the absolute protagonist this time, Tang Qiaoqiao has a very heavy role. For this reason, she turned down many reality show invitations and intended to be completely focused with the crew.
The director, Cheng Biao, is rigorous, and he is even more rigorous on the set. Therefore, almost no actors dare to make any small moves. All of them were very honest in filming.
Except for one thing. Every time Tang Qiaoqiao cooks a meal in her RV, director Cheng Biao will rush to her RV with the excuse of discussing the script. Then he asked, seemingly very casually, "You are eating?"
Tang Qiaoqiao is not stupid. "Would you like to eat together?"
"Okay." Cheng Biao did not hesitate even for a second.
After this happened two or three times, Tang Qiaoqiao finally couldn't help but say, "Director, you don't need to make excuses next time. Just come to eat."
Cheng Biao's dark skin turned red inexplicably, and he smirked. "Then I'll be more respectful. Please let me give you the money for buying vegetables from now on."
Later, several leading actors who played with Tang Qiaoqiao also joined the ranks of freeloading. Every time she was cooking, she was followed by a bunch of scumbags and became a great spectacle in the crew.
As Tang Qiaoqiao was stationed in the crew, Shen Yue visited the cast twice in the beginning. The two of them are now couples openly, and they have not avoided suspicion in the crew. Every time he came, he would bring a lot of food and good things to the crew. He was called "A National Good Boyfriend" by the staff.
However, Cheng Biao's mood for Shen Yue's visits was a bit complicated. Although Shen Yue was generous, Director Cheng was too embarrassed to go to Tang Qiaoqiao to eat as long as he was there.
Translated by Serena Love. Posted on pure tl.com do not repost / steal
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