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Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack Chapter 91

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Chapter 91: Teaches with Strength

After Tang Qiaoqiao's straightforward anti-Versailles remarks became popular, many netizens followed the trend. However, the fans of the trainee, whom Tang Qiaoqiao commented on, were not so happy. Even though the show just started, relying on the show trailers on major platforms and the trainees, who posted a variety of handsome photos of themselves, many trainees have already made many fans.

【Tang Qiaoqiao, a layman appraising an idol? Laughing my head off. She only knows fart】

【Did she really think that because she sang two songs and jumped twice during New Year's Eve, she was qualified to judge real singing? She really thought that she was a female idol】

【People just have money at home. What's wrong with that? Who stipulates that the rich second generation can't show off their wealth? Didn't Tang Qiaoqiao also cling to the wealthy】

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The show fans' combat effectiveness is very powerful, but the sugar rabbits do not eat dry rice. Seeing that Tang Qiaoqiao was sprayed, they rolled up their sleeves and went to war with those fans. All of a sudden, the show fans couldn't raise their heads.

[T/N: Eating dry rice, pronounced chī gān fàn, is a Chinese terminology which means that a person only eats and does not do his/her job properly.]

Fans are fighting on the Internet, but the program team is happy to hear about this kind of heat. They renewed the contract to add two episodes with Tang Qiaoqiao. Several other tutors will also throw some problems at her intentionally or unintentionally. She is very conscientious. Whether it is a trainee showing off his wealth or deliberately sold pity, she mercilessly stunned them repeatedly, causing some trainees to not dare look in her eyes after the performance for fear that they would be named in person.

After the preliminary screening of the first two episodes, less than a hundred trainees are left. In order to allow the instructors and judges to have a deeper understanding of the trainees, the program group specially arranged for them to make surprise visits to the practice room.

The one who Tang Qiaoqiao visited was lead by a middle-aged male mentor. He is a well-known singer in the circle, who spoke gently and politely. They went there in the afternoon, and the visit was broadcasted live.

As soon as they stepped into the practice room, they saw a large mirror. Two people practiced dancing in front of the mirror, and the others were lying or sitting lazily. Suddenly, when they saw a tutor coming in, someone screamed, "teacher is coming," and everyone immediately stood up with respectful expressions, as if waiting for the leader to come and inspect them.

In fact, they are mainly a little bit embarrassed to be visited by Tang Qiaoqiao.

There is no other way. This female judge was ruthless every time she commented. Several of them were slammed on the spot. Later, they also specifically checked Tang Qiaoqiao's information and saw her past "brilliant record" and her strength value, letting them know that this is a woman they can't afford to provoke.

A male tutor saw each of the trainees look like they were meeting their enemies and smiled. "Don't be so restrained. We just come to visit everyone." Tang Qiaoqiao also smiled and said, "Yes, we are here to see how you practice."

One by one, they saw her like a mouse meeting a cat. Is she that scary? When she commented, she was already very euphemistic. Alas, these young people are still not tempered enough. In the words of netizens, they lack social beatings.

"Please feel free. Do what you usually do." Tang Qiaoqiao said.

One of the trainees said dully, "Don't dare."

【It's so funny. Tang Qiaoqiao scared them enough without saying anything】

【Although Tang Qiaoqiao always seems to be smiling, her aura can't be covered. These weak little chickens will definitely be afraid】

【Afraid of a fart. This smelly foot dominates by a little background. If there is no backstage with, who will take care of her】

【Upstairs, you are so sour, so sour. Don't you see that your little brother have to respectfully call Qiao Bao teacher, huh?】

The male teacher smiled and smooth things over by saying, "You were practicing dance just now. How are you doing? The performance will be coming in two days."

"Still practicing in."

"Some movements are a bit bad." The trainees said one after another.

At this moment, a thin and tall boy suddenly said to Tang Qiaoqiao, "Teacher Tang, in our section, there are a few dance movements that are a bit feminine. We are always not sure how to do it. Why don't you teach us."

The expression on his face had a little bit of disdain when he spoke. Tang Qiaoqiao is just an actress. She dared to point to them when she was at the judge's table. Today, he would let her know her own level. From now on, she will be quiet on the judges' table and be a pretty vase.

Tang Qiaoqiao glanced at him, guessed his thoughts, and smiled.

"You dance for a while and let me see." The thin and tall boy walked to the front and danced in front of everyone.

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In fact, he thought he had a good grasp of this dance. He only proposed it to make Tang Qiaoqiao look foolish.

After watching him dance carefully, Tang Qiaoqiao only said one word, "Greasy."

His dance was indeed feminine, which tested the dancer's flexibility, but there was a twisted waist and then both hands stroking the side of the hip bone. The action, when he jumped, was too soft, and his expression was difficult to describe. He opened his mouth slightly and bit his lip as if he was seducing a good girl, and he felt pretty good about himself.

【The evaluation is very accurate. With that CG face, I can see my goose bumps】

【Another "human oil in the world" kind】

[T/N: I don't really get this mocking, haha... but whatever.]

Tang Qiaoqiao's evaluation made the thin and tall boy very unconvinced. He felt that he was already the best among this group of people, but she dares to say that his dance was greasy?

He sneered, "Teacher Tang, you said my dance is greasy. How is it greasy? Please advise."

Tang Qiaoqiao smiled lightly. "Dancing is to make others feel that you are sexy, not to wink your eyebrows and pretend to be sexy."

The boy said while posing his hands on his chest, "It's better for Teacher Tang to demonstrate."

"Oh, I want to see. Teacher Tang, please show us a bit..." The other trainees began to push together.

"Okay, I'll show my ugly dance." Tang Qiaoqiao took off her windbreaker and showed her black woolen sweater and tight jeans inside.

Others stepped back, leaving a room for her.

After Tang Qiaoqiao stood still, she pondered for a few seconds and then danced.

Everyone was surprised when Tang Qiaoqiao danced almost exactly like the boy, even though she had just watched it once just now.

Moreover, her dancing posture is much better than that of the boy. Every dance movement is full of stamina, especially when she twists her waist and touches the side of her hips. Her charming and heroic spirits complement each other. There are no other expressions on her face. She just lightly lifted an eye, and just from the waves of her eyes flow makes people feel that she is extremely sexy.

【Ahhhhhh. My blood tank is empty!!!】

【Where is my life-saving heart pill. Tang Qiaoqiao, this twist was really twisted my heart. I was trembling. Qiao Bao marry me】

【The contrast is too tragic, but seeing it really makes me feel comfortable ah ha ha ha ha ha. A man teaches with strength】

Tang Qiaoqiao sighed with relief. Luckily, since the last time she learned to dance with the girl group for the New Year's Eve concert, it aroused her hobby of learning to dance. She often learns with Xiao Wei and others, and now it comes in handy.

After she finished the dance, the male tutor took the lead and applauded. The other boys were even louder to cheer her and screamed.

Tang Qiaoqiao was beautiful and had a good figure. Even if she was dancing in ordinary clothes, she was still sassy and beautiful, which completely captured the hearts of these boys.

The thin and tall boy had an ugly expression, but he had to accept it. Tang Qiaoqiao did dance unexpectedly well. He couldn't find anything wrong if he wanted to pick faults.

A few more courageous trainees came forward to ask Tang Qiaoqiao for guidance, so she watched them while making some small suggestions. Tang Qiaoqiao is self-aware. After all, she is not a full-time idol. She can only talk about her own views. Anyway, they still have a professional teacher to teach them.

Then, Tang Qiaoqiao and the male tutor went to another room, which was trainees in the vocal group. When she entered, they were practicing their throats with "Ah ah ah." When they glanced that the teachers came, their voices suddenly stopped like a duck being pinched by the neck.

This vocal group tutor is a professional. Tang Qiaoqiao was at ease watching how he taught the trainees how to adjust their breath, real and false voice, and so on. It sounded very professional.

Tang Qiaoqiao looked at them for a while and felt that the male mentor would not finish talking for a while, so she found a low stool and sat down quietly.

After a while, she felt that someone was approaching her in strides. When she looked up, it was the boy who was so utterly shamed by her.

A large group of boys in the practice room dressed almost the same. She didn't look closely when she came in, and she really didn't realize that he actually chose the vocal group.

Tang Qiaoqiao raised her eyebrows and thought, 'What's the matter? Your fans are fighting with my fans on Weibo, so you want to take revenge?'

Netizens think so too. Many are gloating and hoping to see tears on the spot.

However, in the next second, he suddenly bent over and bowed. He stretched his hands forward and handed something forward. "Teacher Tang, can you sign it for me?"

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Tang Qiaoqiao: ???

There were also a series of question marks in the live broadcast room. Tang Qiaoqiao ridiculed him until he was mocked by the entire network. But he still asked Tang Qiaoqiao's signature? It's a bit too much, too hypocritical!

Tang Qiaoqiao was also observing what he meant. The boy was shy. "Teacher, I meant it from the bottom of my heart."

Several people ran over and laughed. "Teacher, he is really your fan. He always says your name in the dormitory."

Tang Qiaoqiao: "What did I do?"

The boy said, "Teacher, I always felt that I was born to dance, so it didn't matter how I sang. But you wake me up. Now I know where my strengths are, and..."

He was a little embarrassed when he said, "And I was too arrogant before. I won't be like that anymore."

Tang Qiaoqiao looked at him and found that he really looked different. Luxurious accessories on his body and the diamond watch were gone.

【His fans were working to scold in the background, and the result is he became Qiao Bao's fan. You tell me, is it ridiculous】

【Fans should thank Tang Qiaoqiao for showing their brother the way. Otherwise, just relying on his uncoordinated dance, he will be 100% eliminated.】

Tang Qiaoqiao didn't expect that she could gain a male fan by recording this show. She was deeply delighted. Signing for a fan is not inappropriate.

She took the photo and signature pen he handed over and was about to sign her name, only to realize that the photo was not the usual signature photo. All she saw was a quarter of the face in the photo. She turned it over and realized that it was a large folded poster.

The person on the poster is indeed her. However, just from the content above the photo, why is it actually a meme?

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