Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack Chapter 36
Translated by Serena Love
Unedited
Chapter 36: Sesame Biscuits
Dr. Liu went to the car and took his medical kit. Tang Qiaoqiao smiled and said, "So you came here prepared."
"I am a doctor."
Dr. Liu was actually a patient person, and Shen Yue was a patient in a special period. It's understandable that he would have a violent mentality. Secondly, Shen Yue is the son of his old friend.
It was just that during that time, Shen Yue evaded everyone to the extreme, and even his family could not do anything about it. He had no choice but to wait and see.
Tang Qiaoqiao led Doctor Liu to Shen Yue's room. The two of them met each other and looked at each other. There was an awkward atmosphere at the scene.
Tang Qiaoqiao leaned close to Shen Yue and whispered, "Let's get it done, don't be awkward."
Shen Yue glanced at her, thinking that the old man was too much. Tang Qiaoqiao had to bribe him with a meal.
He greeted Dr. Liu a little uncomfortably.
Dr. Liu stepped forward quickly, staring at him up and down and left to right. His expression was still amazed.
"I haven't seen you for a few months. You, kid, finally fixed your personality. Why did you make yourself look neither a human nor a ghost? Look at how good you are now. Your face is fattened."
Shen Yue's mouth twitched. He can't wait to ask if what he just ate was delicious.
Dr. Liu joked, but he is still very serious. He gave Shen Yue a routine check. The more he checked, the more excited he becomes. Especially when he saw Shen Yue's legs, he was even more pleasantly surprised.
Logically speaking, when people stay in bed for a long time, muscle atrophy will gradually appear. However, Shen Yue's leg muscles did not show any signs of atrophy. The muscles were full and smooth, and they looked healthier than normal legs.
Especially when Dr. Liu pressed his hands on Shen Yue's legs, he could faintly feel the pulse. Maybe he would be able to stand up again soon.
"Miracles. Where did you find the genius doctor?" Dr. Liu's eyes were burning. This must be a new treatment.
Shen Yue motioned to Tang Qiaoqiao, who was sitting next to him with his eyes.
Dr. Liu misunderstood. "It turned out that it was the doctor you found. Where is that doctor? Can you introduce me?"
Tang Qiaoqiao touched her nose and chuckled, "Where is there a genius doctor? I usually give him massage and acupuncture."
"You?" Doctor Liu was shocked, "Do you know medical skills?"
Then, Dr. Liu insisted on seeing Tang Qiaoqiao's massage and acupuncture methods. No matter how she explained it, there was nothing special. But he just doesn't believe it.
Tang Qiaoqiao had to show it to him. After seeing it with his own eyes, Dr. Liu believed that there was nothing special. Even the acupuncture method was common in Chinese medicine.
That's even stranger. How could Shen Yue's legs show signs of recovery?
Is it really only a medical miracle?
Doctor Liu carefully observed Shen Yue's legs again, feeling very emotional.
He felt that Shen Yue still needs to go to the hospital for a more detailed examination in order to determine his next rehabilitation plan.
If Shen Yue can really stand up again, he won't be ashamed to see his old friends when he returns to the afterlife.
Before leaving, Dr. Liu quietly said to Shen Yue, "You kid, you just took a shit but married a good wife."
Shen Yue looked at Tang Qiaoqiao, who ran to the kitchen to pack the stewed meat for Dr. Liu, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
With Doctor Liu was taking care of Shen Yue's legs, she taught Aunt Wang several dishes that Shen Yue loves to eat. Tang Qiaoqiao can finally join the group with peace of mind.
It is the end of summer, and the last high temperature has not dissipated. However, "Our Family" will be filming a winter scene from the beginning of the script.
Tang Qiaoqiao's first look when she entered the group was a big flowered cotton jacket with big black cotton trousers. Her black hair was braided into two strands and tied tightly with red rope.
Tang Qiaoqiao herself has white skin. But in order to fit the image of a rural girl more closely, the makeup artist gave her yellowish base makeup and a special "sunburn red" on her cheeks.
In this play, the three daughters of the Zhao family, the eldest daughter, Zhao Xiaolian, and the third daughter, Zhao Xiaozhen, have both read books, so they dress more elegantly. Only the second daughter, Zhao Xiaoxiang, is set in the play to have no brains in school. As a second daughter, caught in the middle, she has never been taken seriously by her parents, so she is the most rustically dressed one. However, when Tang Qiaoqiao appeared in front of everyone in the appearance of this village girl, everyone, including the director, was happy.
Tang Qiaoqiao is so outstanding. Even if she deliberately put on earthy makeup, it can't conceal her beautiful features. Tang Qiaoqiao wears such a thick dress, and her whole body looks round, but she seems very satisfied with her new look. She is contented, her eyebrows smile crookedly, and she looks extra festive and simple. After obtaining the director's permission, Tang Qiaoqiao asked Fang Yuan to take a few pictures of her in front of the farmhouse and post them on Weibo to share with fans the caption: "Zhao Xiaoxiang's first day."
【Mother***, where is my beautiful Qiao Bao? Go away. This is not my Qiaobao ahhhh】
【Perfectly blended into the background. Qiao Qiao adapts too quickly】
【Qiao Qiao is a flower in Zhaojia village even if she wears a large-flowered cotton jacket】
【Wear something this thick in this weather of more than 30 degrees? It's too hard, it hurts】
【Do you think this photo of Qiao Bao looks like you when you come home during the Chinese New Year? Especially because Qiao Bao is standing at the door with a basin】
【Yes, I'm so happy I want to give her New Year's money】
A fan posted a photo of Tang Qiaoqiao's usual bright appearance and compared it with this image, with the words: "You in the metropolis VS you when you come home for the New Year."
【F***, there is a comparison. This is what I look like when I go home for the New Year】
【Every time I go back to my hometown, I become sloppy. I am not as good as Qiao Bao】
【Too vivid, I don't have any petty bourgeoisie image when I go back to my hometown. Be careful, walking around the village all day wearing a cotton-padded jacket, cotton trousers, and cotton slippers (covering my face)】
When this photo came out, it was immediately forwarded by many netizens. Many people followed the trend and posted photos of their usual exquisite urban girls versus when they went back to their hometown, wearing a big cotton-padded jacket and cotton slippers. The sudden change of style turned the whole internet upside down.
Tang Qiaoqiao saw this trend on the headline, and her face was full of big question marks.
Is her look really that funny?
The director and crew were so happy. On the first day of filming, they got a big headline for free. The actor, Tang Qiaoqiao, is a koi and needs to be protected.
"Our Family" is more of a group drama. The eldest daughter, Zhao Xiaolian, is the most clever in the family. Her fate has changed drastically with the restoration of the college entrance examination, while the second daughter has taken a completely different path. Relying on her cooking, she first opened a small restaurant, and later after the reform, she went south to do business.
Now that the filming of the plot has just started, Zhao Xiaoxiang doesn't have many highlights. Because she can cook, she just cooks all three meals a day at home.
However, the scenes that seem so unimportant are now what the actors of the Zhao family look forward to most. As long as there is an eating scene, the actors are extremely active.
Because Tang Qiaoqiao's cooking is so delicious. As if anything can become a delicacy in her hands.
Regarding the cooking part, the director gave Tang Qiaoqiao a lot of autonomy, allowing her to play freely, as long as it does not exceed the economic situation of the Zhao family.
In the northern rural areas of this era, there are not many vegetables to eat in winter. However, every household keeps a lot of Chinese cabbage, large white radish, and potherb mustard for the winter.
But how can Chinese cabbage be a simple Chinese cabbage?
Tang Qiaoqiao washed the Chinese cabbage leaves one by one, removed the old leaves, and sprinkled them with salt.
White radish juice is chopped into a fine puree, mixed with chili powder, minced ginger, garlic, and sesame powder to form a paste. The Chinese cabbage is pickled with salt to remove the water. After squeezing out the water, each leaf is evenly smeared with radish juice mix, then put in a big clay pot and pressed tightly with a big stone.
After about two or three days, a special spicy cabbage is ready.
Spicy cabbage is sweet, spicy, and refreshing. It is appetizing and relieving greasiness. When stewed with frozen tofu, it is the most delicious.
As small bubbles bubbled in the pot, the rich sour and spicy flavor drifted away. The frozen tofu trembled with bubbles, and its unique spongy holes filled with the spicy cabbage soup. It tastes delicious and chewy, better than meat.
Potherb mustard in winter is also a big treasure.
Cut off a piece of bacon hanging under the eaves, fully wash the salt on the surface, cut into diced meat, and stir-fry in a hot pan. The unique salty aroma of bacon arouses the gluttons in the belly. Chop the mustard into pieces, stir-fry with the bacon, add more dried chili and green peppers. The whole dish should be spicy, fragrant, and heavy.
After sautéing the bacon with mustard green, put a circle of wowotou around the periphery of the plate. Wowotou is made of cornflour, golden in color, with round top and bottom, exquisite and small.
Hold the wowotou upside down in your hand, and add a chopstick of mustard green with bacon in the hollow of the wowotou. In one bite, there is not only the sweet, fragrant, and glutinous texture of wowotou but also the salty and spicy delicacy of mustard with bacon. The two flavors are ingeniously fused, and they stay on the tip of the tongue for a long time.
So when most crews of other drama will just posing for dinner, and the actors holding chopsticks will not eat a single grain of rice, the crew of "Our Family" has an extra spectacle.
Every time they shoot a meal scene, the actors eat everything clean. The director sometimes has an illusion as if he is making a food documentary. Fortunately, everyone eats happily, and it seems very real. Even some people are tempted to think that they can eat more. It's just that after more than ten days of shooting like this, the bad effects finally came out. Some actors suddenly "flipped."
The actress who plays the eldest sister, Zhao Xiaolian, is the actress Chen Qing. She is young but has won the most important award in Chinese-language movies.
On this day, she suddenly posted a Weibo: "I want to sue @Tang Qiaoqiao v. You are really unbelievable!"
Netizens said, "???"
After three or four minutes, Chen Qing immediately sent another one: "I want to accuse Tang Qiaoqiao of wanting to make us all fat to achieve her evil goal of crushing the whole group by herself! @Tang Qiaoqiao v Come out and admit it. (P.S. I'm sorry. I was grabbing sesame biscuits just now, but I only managed to get one. Tang Qiaoqiao, you have to give me one more)."
Chen Qing also posted a selfie with sesame biscuits in her hand with the caption, "Tang Qiaoqiao's biscuits."
【Don't stop in the middle when you speak. It scares me to death. I thought my two goddesses were going to tear apart each other】
【Chen Qing was fed by Tang Qiaoqiao until she is fattened... Why is it so funny hahaha】
【Tang Qiaoqiao took over the crew's kitchen again? I think that even the director is robbing biscuits. Wake up. You are making a historical drama, not a gourmet movie】
Chen Qing replied, "Yes, every mealtime is a big battle. The director is gone, so I can help myself. Sorrowful tears."
【I also want to eat Qiao Bao's meal every day】
【Is your crew still lacks extras? Is it enough time for me to sign up?】
【+10086, I also want to go】
【The crew is so harmonious. The only contradiction is who grabbed more sesame biscuits today】
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Translated by Serena Love. Posted on pure tl.com do not repost / steal
Tang Qiaoqiao didn't know that the Internet had already discussed the issue of feeding the crew until they became fat. When she found that there was one sesame biscuit left, she casually yelled, "There is one left. Who wants it?"
"Me! Me!" Chen Qing said with a "crazed" voice, with both hands raised high, and half of the unfinished biscuits remained in one hand.
Everyone laughed and didn't rob her.
Although Chen Qing plays the heroine, the eldest sister, Zhao Xiaolian, who is calm and reliable in the play, Chen Qing in private is completely another person, without any celebrity air at all.
Chen Qing got another sesame biscuit and was satisfied. The sesame biscuits that had just been baked have two layers of yellow crust. One layer is full of fragrant sesame scent and the skin is crispy, but the other layer is soft and still steaming on the inside.
'Too delicious!'
Chen Qing was satisfied but regretted again in her heart.
Her weight, her figure!
She pointed to Tang Qiaoqiao, clutching her chest with a distressed face. "You said, are you my anti-fan, who deliberately harmed me? Otherwise, why do you make me suffer this delicious and painful torture every day?"
Tang Qiaoqiao helplessly supported her forehead.
This Movie Queen Chen is good everywhere, but she made too many dramatic gestures, and she can do it all the time. Tang Qiaoqiao hasn't been used to it yet.
It's no wonder that she can get an award if she can act all the time like this.
Half a month after joining the group, the energy drink commercial that Tang Qiaoqiao shot finally aired.
The beverage company has really paid a lot of money. The special effects in such a short one-minute advertisement are definitely more than fifty percent, which is incredible.
Every leaf in the forest is made extremely realistic. Tang Qiaoqiao runs in the forest wearing a beautiful princess dress, like an elf princess. The evil dragon is black and shiny, with two big wings. He looks evil and arrogant.
In the first half, when the dragon is desperately chasing the princess, every second feels thrilling, as if people are watching a Disney princess blockbuster.
Only when the princess opened her mouth and said, "Oh, my prince, where are you?"
Such a cliche line instantly made the audience laugh. This is a princess with a combination of Chinese and Western aura.
In the second half, after drinking the drink, the princess changed gorgeously, and the situation was reversed. The ad was also accompanied by a passionate BGM, and people's blood boiled immediately.
[T/N: BGM = Background Music]
Especially when the princess shouted, "Women don't need a prince," it was as if she had become the Queen of Darkness in an instant.
At the end of the advertisement, Tang Qiaoqiao was given a close-up. Her eyes were firm, her smile was confident, and she finally disappeared into the vast forest.
【The creativity of this ad is great. Women don't need to rely on men. They can protect themselves】
【I was so excited when I watched this ad. Tang Qiaoqiao, the queen who wields a whip, aaah exploded】
【How could the ad be so real? Tang Qiaoqiao drank the whole bottle of drink in one go. They didn't cut a second.】
【Our Qiao Bao can be salty and sweet. Don't you like this ad? Maybe the shareholders are an old fan】
This advertisement is broadcast during prime time. Almost everyone who sees it will be attracted by Tang Qiaoqiao's indulgence in killing the entire bottle of energy drink in one go. Is it so delicious?
Soon after the broadcast, the official website of a certain beverage company was squeezed. Orders were flooded in, and major supermarkets also asked for replenishment.
When some netizens questioned that the ad was too exaggerated and that this energy drink was just a gimmick, Tang Qiaoqiao also relayed a statement: "It's really effective. I have to say that the day the ad was shot, I drank too much, and I was so excited to sleep at night. So I was broadcasting food in the middle of the night to harass my fans."
The sugar rabbits realized that Tang Qiaoqiao was broadcasting mukbang in the middle of the night because she drank too much of this energy drink.
Hey, they thought it was Qiao Bao who missed her fans, so she talked to them all night especially.
They thought it was a dream, and they were still very moved after waking up.
From the second floor, Shen Yue looked at the vegetable garden downstairs. The vegetables are still green and lush, but the garden is missing a bee-like figure.
Tang Qiaoqiao had been away for almost half a month. Her chattering was missing, and the villa suddenly felt empty.
Shen Yue opened Weibo and saw that the official Weibo of the "Our Family" crew revealed Tang Qiaoqiao's gourmet food every day. Even spicy cabbage could be made into 108 kinds of tricks.
In the photo, she laughed so happily, as if she was simply reluctant to think about home.
Heartless.
Shen Yue entered the fan group habitually. After several night battles, he finally reached the fan level for entering the fan group.
After joining the group, he found that everyone was discussing visiting Tang Qiaoqiao and helping her with the crew.
Oh, he learned new knowledge. What is supporting the crew?
It turns out that after many actors have joined the filming, the fan support will regularly send food and drink to the crew. Generally, there will be food, beverages, etc. Of course, there are also special gifts for directors and co-actors.
Fans nowadays are really like fathers and mothers.
Translated by Serena Love. Posted on pure tl.com do not repost / steal
【The first time to support Qiao Bao. We must meet face-to-face, and we can't lose】
【Ah, ah, ah, will I see Qiao Bao with my own eyes? I'm afraid I'll faint with happiness】
【I think we'd better rush to go there at noon. Maybe we can catch the meal made by Qiao Bao】
【Upstairs. I like】
【You said it... Yes, I support hiahiahia】
'Are you going to see Tang Qiaoqiao, or just want to eat?'
Shen Yue disliked the naive behavior of these fans in his heart. When they counted who wanted to go to the group, he signed up decisively.
Ahem, he just followed the trend.
However, too many people signed up. The group leader, Xiaoxiao, decided to draw lots.
In the end, Shen Yue lost.
Xiaoxiao: 【Don't be discouraged if you didn't get it, sugar rabbits. It will be your turn next time. This mini-program for lottery is regular and followable. It may be that your account is not original enough, and the weight of your contribution is too low. Don't use a secondary account. Post more original Weibo. Don't just laze around all day long, hahaha. In addition, I suggest that your name should be related to Qiao Qiao. So at first glance, people know that you are a fan. Your chances of being drawn will be higher.】
Shen Yue's face is dumb.
He used his secondary account, rarely posts original Weibo, and his name has nothing to do with Tang Qiaoqiao.
And the ones who were drawn were "Favourite Tang Qiaoqiao," "Qiao Qiao's little rice bowl," "The Nth day when I miss Qiao Bao," and "I am the little whip in Qiao Bao's hands."
It was this man named "Little Whip" again. He was also drawn.
Well, he does publish rainbow farts about Tang Qiaoqiao all day long, and his name is very relevant.
Shen Yue's fingers hesitated for a long time at the name setting and turned off Weibo.
'They are just going to visit the set, who cares?'
After being silent for a while, he dialed Li Ji's phone.
Translated by Serena Love. Posted on pure tl.com do not repost / steal
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