Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack Chapter 30
Translated by Serena Love
Edited by Azure
Chapter 30: Unusual Pennant
At 8 o'clock in the morning, office workers were beginning to start their day at work. At this time, many people were accustomed to opening Weibo first and browsing to see if there was anything new.
Alas, there was really something new.
#Black-dress woman beats perverted man# was on the hot search, and all stemmed from a video posted by a blogger in the middle of the night.
【I live in XX Hutong in Beijing. Because it is close to the commercial street and various people are mixing around, something from my house was stolen recently. So I installed a surveillance camera in a hidden place on a tree behind my yard. Last night, my friend and I ate out and came back late. I checked the surveillance camera at home to see if there was any thief, but I saw the following video. Reminding everyone, there is super high energy ahead. I really knelt on the spot after watching it!】
This blogger posted a video, and a few well-known bloggers keen on discussing social topics on Weibo helped forward it. After a night of fermentation, this Weibo had been reposted countless times.
Netizens were very excited and left messages:【I wanted to say that the blogger kneeled too easily. But my knees were broken into scum after watching, f**k】
【I was scared when the girl was thrown by the perverted man in the first half of the video. I thought she would be dead. In the second half, after the black dress lady's appearance, it turned upside down. She was like an angel descending into the world】
【I'm a man who has practiced Sanda for seven or eight years, but even I wouldn’t be able to kick a man so cleanly.】
【Oh my God. I felt a pain in my phantom third limbs. I'm on my knees, Miss Sister】
【That tall man was easily kicked off by a woman? No, no, why I don't believe it. It must be special effects】
【Upstairs, you can't do it, but it doesn't mean that others can't】
【Miss sister's kick is too shabby. To deal with this kind of perverted rapist, don't be merciless. I can't wait to chop off his sling and look at his brain.】
【Die, pervert. You should kick his eggs. Sister is mighty】
【Fortunately, the little girl met a good person. I was scared after thinking about it. My family still lives there, and my gosh, I dare not to walk at night anymore. Blogger, what about the follow-up?】
【Yes, what happened later? Miss Sister just left like this, doing good deeds without leaving a name?】
The blogger added again, "The police have the video, but the result has not been released yet. The young lady should be gone. I also want to ask everyone to find this good-hearted person who is righteous and brave."
Since Xiaoxiao had eaten Tang Qiaoqiao's pan-fried buns and hot spicy soup that time, she had become her official fan. Tang Qiaoqiao didn't have many fans in her early days, and she didn't even have a support club. Xiaoxiao really couldn't stand it. So she contacted a few active fans to establish a Tang Qiaoqiao support club. Now there are thousands of people in the fan group.
Early in the morning, Xiaoxiao also watched this video of a black-dressed woman violently kicking a perverted man. As a girl, she felt empathetic and discussed the topic very enthusiastically.
But after she looked at the video a few times, she suddenly felt that the woman's figure in the video was a bit familiar. How come she looked a bit like her Qiao Bao?
Xiaoxiao suddenly became more energetic. In order to further verify her guess, she watched the video frame by frame. Finally, she caught the moment when the woman raised her head.
Although the woman was wearing a peaked cap, her face was exposed when she raised her head.
Xiaoxiao might recognize others wrong, but she would never acknowledge Tang Qiaoqiao wrongly. No matter her size or facial features, the woman was undoubtedly Tang Qiaoqiao.
Xiaoxiao wanted to yell excitedly. She really didn't like the wrong person.
Originally, she wanted to go to the blogger to claim it immediately but turned around and thought, what if she had made a mistake?
This kind of social topic is sensitive, and she should not be sloppy. If she made a mistake, it would cause Tang Qiaoqiao to be scolded.
So Xiaoxiao didn't dare to make a claim but discussed it with other sugar rabbits in the fan group. Everyone became more and more certain that it was Tang Qiaoqiao.
Just as the fans were hesitant to come out and claim their theory, a well-known video blogger used video-processing technology to improve the brightness and clarity of this relatively dim and blurry video. The face of the woman in the black dress was exposed to everyone.
【F*ck, did I see it right? Is this Tang Qiaoqiao?】
【You see that right. I confirmed it several times. It's really her】
【After knowing it was Tang Qiaoqiao, I was suddenly able to accept it. Thinking about the scene where she lifted the fat pig in the show, it's not a surprise hahahahaha】
【Your mom, Tang Qiaoqiao. This is not just King Kong Barbie, but Popeye and Wong Fei Hung combined. She is the real version of shadowless legs】
[T/N: Wong Fei Hung was a Chinese martial artist, physician, and folk hero. Over 100 movies and TV series were made about him, including Jackie Chan's Drunken Master, Jet Li's Once Upon a Time in China, etc.]
【My worldview is shattered. Isn't Tang Qiaoqiao’s image of a soft and cute person? She can't be put on the shelf at all. Are you sure it's not someone who looks like her?】
【I don't think it's Tang Qiaoqiao either. I don't want to be embarrassed. If I randomly rub some heat, it might be despised】
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Xiaoxiao saw the argument after Tang Qiaoqiao was recognized and called on fans to leave a comment. She also quickly contacted Tang Qiaoqiao's agent and company to post a reaction to the situation.
When Tang Qiaoqiao received a call from the police station to tell her to come, she felt completely trapped.
Didn't she leave so quickly? How could she be discovered?
She couldn't help but regret it. At the time, there were many ways to deal with the situation. For example, after she kicked the man to the ground, she could take the opportunity to take the girl and run out to shout. Or she could stun the man with a hand chop to save trouble. Why did she have to choose the most unacceptable kick?
It's not good this time. She estimated that the label of "King Kong Barbie" could not be removed anymore.
Tang Qiaoqiao suddenly thought of a serious question. She kicked so powerfully yesterday. Could it be that she really kicked the man until he is crippled? The police station asked her to come. Could it be that the man wanted to sue her for his injury?
Shen Yue saw Tang Qiaoqiao's upset look and proposed to accompany her.
Tang Qiaoqiao refused. "What if there is a reporter there? Don't go."
Shen Yue: "Then I will arrange a lawyer to accompany you."
Tang Qiaoqiao stared at him. "It's too exaggerated. Let me see what's going on first."
If she was really sued, she asked him to bring her a team of strongest lawyers to make sure they would beat that pervert so he would sit in prison and wouldn’t ruin her family.
Tang Qiaoqiao came to the police station nervously. She was fully armed and observed the environment before getting out of the car. Fortunately, she didn't see any reporters or the media.
After Tang Qiaoqiao entered the police station, a beautiful policewoman greeted her. When the policewoman saw her, her eyes lit up, and she clenched her fists and asked quietly.
"Are you Tang Qiaoqiao? Ah, we are waiting for you."
Tang Qiaoqiao was confused again. This was different from the serious and cold scene she had imagined.
The female police officer led Tang Qiaoqiao into a room, chatting along the way excitedly. Tang Qiaoqiao also learned from her that after they arrived at the scene last night to catch the suspect and rescue the student girl, they had been looking for the good-hearted woman who was righteous and courageous.
It's a pity that the student girl was too frightened at the time. She didn't remember the face of the kind-hearted person, so they were helpless. It was not until late at night that a blogger posted his surveillance video on Weibo that they found her.
Then two more police officers came to record a transcript of what happened last night, and Tang Qiaoqiao answered their questions one by one.
When the questioning was almost finished, Tang Qiaoqiao couldn't help but ask, "That bastard, bah, how about that man?"
The policewoman said indifferently, "He is still lying in the hospital, but he won't die for the time being."
"Is the injury serious?"
"I heard that his lower body's soft tissue was severely damaged. He might not be able to lift it up in the future. Also, he has broken a few ribs."
Tang Qiaoqiao heard it and thought, 'It's over.' Next, she would be sued for excessive force.
Unexpectedly, the policewoman said excitedly, "You did a great job."
"Huh?"
"We were very angry after seeing the video yesterday. We couldn’t wait to go up and kick him a few times. Unfortunately, we can't. We are police."
'It's a pity.'
"Thanks to you, otherwise we wouldn’t be able to catch this wanted criminal for a while."
"He is a wanted criminal?" Tang Qiaoqiao was really shocked.
"Yes, he was wanted for molesting a girl in the countryside five years ago. We didn't expect him to change his name and flee to the capital. We have to thank you, a good citizen."
"Is that so? Great." Tang Qiaoqiao's heart suddenly loosened, and she sighed.
The policewoman suddenly approached her and whispered, "Actually, I am also your fan. I have watched your show."
"Thank you." Tang Qiaoqiao smiled.
"Could I ask, why do you have so much strength? The most powerful police officer here estimated that he won't be able to do what you did."
'It came. Someone finally asked.'
Tang Qiaoqiao smiled bitterly. What should she say? She had a supernatural ability and was a powerful woman? A King Kong Barbie?
The policewoman said again, "I guess you learned kungfu when you were a kid, just like in the Shaolin Temple?"
'That's right!'
The words from the policewoman suddenly enlightened Tang Qiaoqiao. Her strength could be explained in this way.
Tang Qiaoqiao said excitedly, "You got it right. When I was a child, I did learn kungfu with a particularly good master for a few years. Then he left to travel the world, and I never saw him again."
As long as she said that she had learned kungfu, she could make a reasonable explanation. As for the master, no one would know. He was gone.
She really was a smart girl.
"I guessed that's the case, then can you sign an autograph for me later?" The policewoman said shyly.
"Sign! I must give you a unique signature." Tang Qiaoqiao smiled crookedly.
After a while, the student girl and her parents hurried over. They thanked Tang Qiaoqiao with a great deal of gratitude. They even ordered a silk pennant for her that was made overnight.
After receiving the pennant, Tang Qiaoqiao was very emotional. But after seeing the words on it, she was a little bit dumbfounded.
At this time, there was a lot of noise on Weibo. More and more people questioned if the woman was Tang Qiaoqiao.
【Which female celebrity travels without several assistants? Why did Tang Qiaoqiao appear alone in a remote alley so late? It's obviously just a person who looks a little like her. Tang Qiaoqiao, don't put gold on your face.】
【This kind of heat will be struck by thunder @Tang Qiaoqiao v】
Tang Qiaoqiao's fans were anxious like ants on a hot pot. But Tang Qiaoqiao's agency did not respond after such a long time. They did not dare to be sure that it was their idol.
However, a notice from "Official Capital City Police Department" once again made Weibo boil. "Regarding the video of #Black-dress woman beats perverted man# that has attracted attention on the Internet, we are paying attention to the suspect's relevant information and other details. After the investigation, it will be announced to the public. As for the kind-hearted lady who has done what is right and does good deeds without leaving a name, the investigation confirmed her identity as Ms. @Tang Qiaoqiao v. We decided to give her the Good Citizen Award as a commendation for her deed. The rescued girl and her parents also presented a pennant in person to thank her. Please stop maliciously slandering and spreading rumors. The Internet is not outside the law."
At this time, Tang Qiaoqiao's brokerage company hurriedly forwarded the police's Weibo.
【It's really our Qiao Bao. Woo woo. Let's see who said otherwise now】
【The police have certified it. Anti-fans can scram.】
【Just for this, I will be a loyal fan of Tang Qiaoqiao】
The police also posted a photo of Tang Qiaoqiao and the rescued girl's family. The netizens looked at the characters on the pennant in Tang Qiaoqiao's hand: "Kick and explode, the strongest Qiaoqiao. The most righteous in the world, past and present."
【Hahaha, who else thinks this pennant is so funny】
【Seriously revealed something that is not so serious. No wonder Qiaoqiao's smile is mixed with a bit of bitterness】
【Whether Qiaoqiao will take it back home to hang it or not, this is a problem that makes me laugh to death】
【It's nothing wrong. You can give her a new name, "Tang Yijiao" hahaha】
[T/N: Yijiao means one kick.]
Tang Qiaoqiao plucked up the courage to open Weibo and decided to face her bleak life. Wasn’t she just a "King Kong Barbie"? So what?
However, when she saw the new name "Tang Yijiao" under Weibo, she didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
Netizens were really naming gradnmasters. Tang Qiaoqiao felt that she has developed some immunity. At least this "Tang Yijiao" was like a Kung Fu name.
She flipped through the comments: 【Qiaoqiao, you are my goddess, I want to learn from you】
【Women are inherently disadvantaged. If everyone was brave like Qiaoqiao, there will be less tragedies in the world】
【Qiao Bao is beautiful and sassy. Even her high heels are so cute when flying out. Sugar rabbits will always love you】
Occasionally there are one or two ignorant comments: 【She is not like a woman at all. She will be hated by others】
【Times have changed, women have to self-improve themselves, who said that women are incapable】
【You bitch and that pervert are in the same group. Right, be careful of your egg. Hum】
Yes, times have changed. She wanted to be a sweet and soft girl, but it did not conflict with her strength.
After Tang Qiaoqiao figured this out, she no longer felt so entangled. She hung the pennant in her bedroom, took a selfie with the pennant in a beautiful dress, and tweeted, "I hung it. (yeah)."
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