My Amazing Boyfriend Chapter 19
Chapter 19
The atmosphere in the living room was quiet, like the calm before a storm.
Tian Jingzhi and Xue Lingqiao sat imposingly, like a pair of strict parents, sitting on the sofa with their arms folded. Feng Dondong sat on the other side with a dull face; he was sitting upright, with his hands on his knees.
Tian Jingzhi and Xue Lingqiao looked at each other; Tian Jingzhi winked at him: How are you going to fix it?
Xue Lingqiao patiently answered: Then... throw him into the sea to feed the fish?
Tian Jingzhi glared at him: No! Can't kill!
Xue Lingqiao had no choice, but put on a wooden face: Then you come up with another idea.
He had no other ideas better than feeding him to the fish.
Tian Jingzhi cleared her throat and said: “Assistant Feng. There are two paths in front of you now. The first is to close your mouth like a clam shell, so tight that no one can pry it open. The second is, well…” She cracked her knuckles and looked at Feng Dongdong gloomily, “Put this secret into an oil barrel, fill it with cement, and sink it at the bottom of the river forever.”
The Little Lamb Feng stared blankly at Xue Lingqiao, not responding to Tian Jingzhi's threat.
“Assistant Feng?!...” Tian Jingzhi waved her hands in front of his face, “Feng Dongdong?” ”
Feng Dongdong suddenly grabbed the hand in front of him that was blocking his view and stared straight at Xue Lingqiao.
“Just now...that…”
Xue Lingqiao nodded very calmly: “You did not see incorrectly.”
Tian Jingzhi hit him angrily: “Hey! Don't you think we're already in enough of a predicament?!”
And whose fault is this? Xue Lingqiao scolded her as if she was a child, “I told you before that someone will discover us, but you insisted on playing!”
Tian Jingzhi roared back confidently: “Can’t you confirm if there was something at the landing spot before you take off flying?”
“You said it wasn't flying.”
“Ha! Of course I know. You count that as flying? Fleas can jump higher than you!”
“Well, I’m sorry, next time I jump with your intelligence, then I'll be able to jump higher than a flea.”
Tian Jingzhi slammed on the table: “You're ridiculing my IQ?!”
Xue Lingqiao replied lightly: “This is a statement of fact.”
“A super idiot monster who was made into a mummified corpse by bloodletting and placed in a coffin for a hundred years. After waking up, he didn't even remember his enemy… is really mocking MY IQ?!”
Hahaha, I can count on this joke to live the rest of my life.
Xue Lingqiao smiled back and said, “Yes, I don't know which unlucky ghost can revive a mummified corpse in a car accident. You are already a book of bad jokes.”
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Tian Jingzhi was speechless.
The two were arguing, and suddenly felt it was too quiet. Right, what about Little Lamb Feng?
When they looked back, they saw Feng Dongdong’s head down, hands clenched, and his whole body was trembling.
“What are you doing!” Tian Jingzhi was frightened by his imposing pose, “Are you going to show your true form, too?”
Suddenly, Feng Dongdong raised his head and looked at Xue Lingqiao with enthusiasm and admiration on his face. Like a crazy cultist, he excitedly said, "Bro, it was so cool just now!" Feng Dongdong went around the coffee table and rushed towards Xue Lingqiao, but was kicked in the face by Xue Lingqiao who moved on instinct.
“Ah…” Feng Jongrong covered his face happily and rolled on the carpet, “Ah... be gentle... it hurts... ah... um…”
If Xue Lingqiao was a monster, then Feng Dongrong is a creature of his own kind. His focus is completely different from that of ordinary people. Where you came from and where you are going had nothing to do with him. As long as he thought something was cool, he wanted to befriend it. He wanted to serve it, he wanted it to come and abuse him, and beat him. He was simply a pervert.
Tian Jingzhi had a disgusted expression on her face, and Xue Lingqiao was not much better. He subconsciously rubbed the soles of his feet, afraid of getting dirty.
