Next Door There’s Memeda Chapter 7
Translated by Novice Translations
Chapter 7
Curly hair: age, height, income ... oh yes, and looks
Shang scarf: I think I should ask a question, is it a man or woman?
Cool Goddess: Ying ying ying, how could you do this? You should be comforting me now!!!
Curly hair: (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣皿￣///) We haven't sympathized with the person you secretly fell in love with! Comfort P!
Ling Xiao Xiao looked at the screen sadly. She was okay before she said it. Now, that she typed out this sentence, she fully realized that her head was full of the little girl since she had that conversation with her yesterday…
This plot wasn’t quite right, ah!?
After saying, “you group of beasts”, she silently stood up and laid on the big soft bed with tears.
This kind of thing was like this. She didn’t say it before, so it was okay, but once it was spoken, she could only think as it wasn’t nothing.
Uh-oh, could it be that she really fell for that foolish meng tender grass?!
The age difference was too large, ah!
Ling Xiao Xiao rolled on the bed twice, then unexpectedly fell asleep. While she was confused, her phone suddenly woke her up. She grabbed the phone and vaguely asked: "Who, ah."
"Shang scarf."
... Ling Xiao Xiao woke up instantly, waking up the computer from standby and saw a long message from Shang scarf. She embarrassedly said: "I just fell asleep."
"En, you go online."
After that, the other hung up. Ling Xiao Xiao was confused for a while. Wait, this painting style wasn’t right!
(T/N: painting style – meaning the that person’s usual style changed, so like an artist drawing style might suddenly changed)
Shang scarf called her. The two had previously exchanged phone numbers, but only sent text messages to each other. This was the first time she was directly called!
Shang scarf has always been a teaser on the Internet. Why did she sound so loud and cold on the phone call?! Ling Xiao Xiao said she couldn't accept it, ah!
She put down the phone and Ling Xiao Xiao started to read what Shang scarf said.
After reading it, there were only three most important sentences left in her brain—
Shang scarf: your girl who dropped a diving bomb has the same IP address as you. She didn’t send it while you were sleepwalking, right?
Shang scarf: that girl only throws mines and doesn’t speak, but when she doesn’t speak and throw mines, she will be reported to brush points for herself.
(T/N: Implying that diving bomb girl is LXX and that LXX will be reported to “boosting” her novel/author’s ranking on that online webnovel site)
Shang scarf: Now the blue water is hanging, and your IQ is low. You brush your points with mines, be careful with your black history!
(T/N: her friend is calling her stupid since she brushed herself obviously for “boosting” her own rankings, and now her black history aka secret is going to be revealed soon)
Cool Goddess: ....................................
Paralysis! Brush your sister's points, ah! Your whole family’s points, ah!
Ling Xiao Xiao returned an "en", coolly entered the clear water and looked at the first ten posts, then angrily closed the page.
If she looked at it again, she’ll be dead!
The original poster directly posted a screenshot and the IP address was similar. The hammers were raised, who wouldn’t believe it? She was a little pink with no black history, and successfully obtained her first black history!
Ling Xiao Xiao thought back to the sentence the eighth post said: “Hehe, the current writer wanted to be precise and has no technical content. After a while, the author’s relatives and friends will arrive. They must say that Weibuyun was wrongly accused. You believe it or not bb, hehe, low IQ.”
(T/N: bb is baby or bye bye)
Paralysis! Your whole family has low IQs ┴┴（╰（｀□′）╯（┴┴
Ling Xiao Xiao entered the group chat with a stuffy heart, and the noisy people in the group immediately comforted her.
Curly hair: Although I know your IQ is low, you won’t do such a thing as wasting money, I believe you.
(T/N: To throw mines and stuff costs money…it's like a donation to the author to boost their rankings.)
Shang scarf: En, I also think people with low IQ wouldn’t do this.
Fire fire fire fire: Why is your IQ spicy hehehe…the reason why is because you didn’t manage this matter! They say what they want!
Cool Goddess: ......... You have low IQ!!!
It’s strange that it’s comforting to step on a horse!
(T/N: She is politely saying fuck – stepping on a horse; so its strange to her that she feels a little better after cursing them)
Ling Xiao Xiao found that she couldn't find real comfort in the group, so she had to go out of her way to write something. The extra chapter’s mysterious character made her feel much better. Alas, if the reader knew that she was writing the extra exclusively for her, would she be happy?
(T/N: would JS be happy? She’s consider a they since she is part of the reader group…)
In this way, Ling Xiao Xiao who had done many good things for Jiang Shuang and had her heart hung up, happily finished writing more than 6,000 words for her extra and submitted it.
Author’s notes: This extra is dedicated to express my gratitude to the reader who gave me great confidence: Don't explain the third time. Other readers I’m looking at, I will write more if given the right inspiration :)
Ling Xiao Xiao breathed a sigh of relief when she changed the status of the novel to completed. The group started to talk about other things, she had mentioned love at first sight earlier, you gotta be kidding me.
But thinking about it carefully, why wasn’t it said that the third IP address was closely similar to hers?
(T/N: So…this is quite technical, but its mentioned before the IP addresses were the SAME, not similar…so that means the IP addresses shows they are using the SAME internet MODEM! So this tells LXX that the person who throws mines at her that she has a crush on USES the SAME modem and LIVES with her!)
Ling Xiao Xiao asked the group, and Curly hair immediately said: Don’t you have a roommate? Wouldn’t she be Don’t explain the third time?
Cool Goddess: !!!!!!!!!
She ... why didn't she thought of this!
When Ling Xiao Xiao recalled Jiang Shuang's reaction at noon, she suddenly realized—no wonder she suddenly ran out of the room with an abnormal face when she asked to co-author with her, she was actually her loyal reader, ah!
Thinking of it this way, Ling Xiao Xiao's face had a smile, her little reader likes her so much. It seems that she really likes the little reader and has a chance, ah!
But in a flash, she thought ... Jiang Shuang seemed to only like the story she wrote. Even if she really likes her, it was the high and cold Weibuyun, not the funny Ling Xiao Xiao, ah.
Life was really full of hearts.
Ling Xiao Xiao took a deep breath and felt this wasn’t the end of the matter. Rubbing her hands, she pushed open the door, ran to the kitchen, took out a pudding and knocked on Jiang Shuang's door.
"I ... may I come in?"
It was quiet for a long time before a faint "OK" came from inside.
Ling Xiao Xiao felt stupid, but she really couldn't think of any better ways besides using pudding as a bribe. Pushing open the door, she saw Jiang Shuang sitting upright in the chair.
Ling Xiao Xiao awkwardly stretched out her hand and said, "Well, do you want to eat pudding?"
... Oh, exploiting this opportunity to get closer, she really did use such a stupid opening.
Ling Xiao Xiao wanted to take advantage of the romantic plot of the stories she written, but she really couldn’t pull it off, so she finally chose a stupider method.
Jiang Shuang didn't know what to think. She took the pudding from Ling Xiao Xiao's hand.
When the plastic shell on the outside of the pudding came into contact with the warm air, it immediately formed fine dense water droplets. Jiang Shuang's fingers wiped the drops of water, then hung her head and said, "Weibuyun, I seem to be your reader ..."
This was what para taught her to say. Just now, she was so confused and could only confess to para and ask for advice. Para told her that since she likes Weibuyun’s novels, she should create a good relationship and that she will come by plane to rub off the relationship on her next vacation.
(T/N: Para is an online friend, so she is suppose to like Weibuyun too so she wants to take the opportunity to fly down to JS place to become friends through a mutual friends with LXX)
Well, although she has long known that para likes Weibuyun, Jiang Shuang still felt a little uncomfortable in her heart.
Ling Xiao Xiao nodded stiffly, "......En."
It was one thing to guess, but really another thing to confirm. Jiang Shuang at this time still had her head slightly lowered and her teeth bit her lower lip. Her soft long hair was scattered around her and gave people who looked a sense of pity.
Ling Xiao Xiao threw out her crazy idea and said, "What’s that, what a coincidence ah, hahaha ..."
Jiang Shuang nodded, and kept her head down silently.
Ling Xiao Xiao’s heart was blocked for a while. It seemed that she messed up the first encounter between a writer and reader. She could only ask with a dry smile: “Jiang Shuang, be honest, en…are you disappointed with the me in reality?”
