Little Phoenix Is Not An Immortal Chapter 25
Translated by Luen Translations
Edited by Birdie
Chapter 25: The Devil God’s Face (1)
Slender eyebrows, a powdered face, charming eyes, and red lips. It was a vulgar and gaudy look, but contrarily, it was extremely enticing. The dark colored clothing contrasted with the snow white skin. The front collar was quite low and the alluring □ were faintly discernible. Lifting her hand, a delicate fragrance wafted through the air and assailed the people until they were muddle-headed and intoxicated by their desires. A soft and bewitching voice that reached their bones.
Yu-jie is really **! Tian Zhen accompanied her and gave a hollow laugh.
Yu-jie had lost interest in the woman and let go of her. She alluringly patted Jiu Sicang’s chest. “Sicang, accompany me tonight……”
“Great aunt,” Without waiting for her to finish speaking, Jiu Sicang covered the pit of his stomach and his face showed a pained look, “I’m heavily injured. If I accompany you for another night, will I still have a life tomorrow!?”
Yu-jie’s willowy waist gently moved back and forth as she coiled around him. “Your life is more important than me?”
Jiu Sicang repeatedly shook his head. “Spare me, alright? It’s just……have the heart but not the strength, have the heart but not the strength.”
Yu-jie didn’t lose hope and turned towards the Minister Mo Ye, her charming eyes darting to him.
Minister Mo Ye drew back. “My house’s……great aunt knows. Spare me.”
“None of you are men!” Yu-jie faintly sighed and walked away while swaying.
Jiu Sicang swallowed his saliva and explained to Tian Zhen, “This is the skill that undiscriminating □ Yu Yangjiao cultivates……cough, cough, she swore to thoroughly experience all men excluding our emperor.”
(T/N: Yu Yangjiao is her actual name while Yu-Jie is a nickname to describe a seductress)
So it turned out that this big sister loved having one night stands! Regarding the decision to strike Devil God Daren off the list, Tian Zhen showed her understanding. This was too extreme of a courage test. “Indulging in desire while wounding the body, wounding the body.”
“Most of the Devil Realm’s men have been played with by her. If an immortal were to encounter her, they’d certainly die.”
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In the Devil Realm, Devil God Daren was supreme. An existence of absolute power. Heavenly king Lu Binghe was currently the only person who could match up to Heaven’s War God Shen Wugong. Little heavenly king Lu Xiaocan’s principle of using deceit was widely known. Facing the father and sons, a person with even better abilities would still receive a hit and thus lose their confident attitude, gradually degenerating. Due to losing a goal to strive for, as a result, an incomparably harmonious society was built.
Fortunately, with regards to Tian Zhen, this kind of person, degenerating or not degenerating made no difference.
Going to work on time every day to discuss official business, gathering in a crowd after work to drink and gamble, and occasionally, going out with someone to look for trouble. Tian Zhen was quite satisfied with regards to her own corruption and degeneration. Sometimes she would sulkingly think, Leader is cherishing Dragon Girl huh? I have an even stronger, new Leader now, have this many friendly companions, and I’m living just as happily as before!
In the blink of an eye, half a month had already passed.
As before, Tian Zhen arrived at the meeting place and discovered that Minister Gu Shi and the others had arrived first. What was different from before was that everyone had their waists bent and surrounded one area. It was an extremely deferential appearance.
Devil God Daren rarely came out to walk around, who was it? Tian Zhen squeezed inside and took a look only to be scared into shrinking back.
The degree of reverence that many devils had towards the two heavenly kings was second only to their reverence towards the Devil God. Particularly this famous little monster, who would dare to offend him? Presently, everyone was flattering on one side while explaining the recent news over the past couple of days to him on the other.
Lu Xiaocan had his small hands placed on his back and was listening in deadly earnest. At the end, he surprisingly asked, “Fuhuang wants to dispatch me to deal with Mu Mei-ji, why?”
Fearing that the arranged lies would be exposed, Jiu Sicang rushed to say, “That Mu Mei-ji captured people to cultivate and also said many disrespectful things about His Majesty.”
Lu Xiaocan’s eyes turned. “It was you who got beaten by her right?”
Being exposed by him, Jiu Sicang was bowed with his hands held out in fright. “Subordinate absolutely wouldn’t dare to fool the little heavenly king. It is true that she spoke rudely. Subordinate was indignant and so……”
“Who would dare to curse at my fuhuang? It was definitely your fabrication!” Lu Xiaocan rudely pinched his cheek, “Good! You lost and fearing fuhuang’s rebuke, you fabricated these lies, but you gave me an additional troublesome thing to do!”
“Ouch! Little heavenly king spare me! Spare me!”
“Humph!”
……
Wicked little brat. He’s smarter than his father by more than two-fold! Tian Zhen shivered and stroked her wrist, wanting to leave. Helplessly, her luck wasn’t good and she was discovered by Minister Gu Shi beside her. “Bird Woman, quickly come and see the little heavenly king!”
Every line of sight shot over towards Tian Zhen.
“Ha, why’d you come?,” Lu Xiaocan recognized her and cheered up, “Gray phoenix, I was just thinking of finding you!”
Gray phoenix, where’s your tongue-twister? Tian Zhen awkwardly smiled while stealthily moving away. “You’ve returned……”
A red light flashed and Lu Xiaocan was already pulling the tips of her wings. “Hey, give me some more of your blood.”
Tian Zhen wanted to cry. “Someone was injured again?”
“The Worm Silk Grass that I’m raising is almost dead. You save it.”
F***, he really is such a good child that cherishes and protects the flowers and grass! Tian Zhen didn’t say anything more as she slapped that small hand off and used her legs and wings to rush out the door.
The Devil God’s Qin Hall was like a rooftop garden. There were seven tiers and there wasn't any kind of defense set up in the surroundings. However, there still wasn’t anyone who dared to approach it. Everyone was afraid of being turned into cannon fodder by His Majesty while he was dreaming.
The Devil God’s right hand was supporting his forehead and his phoenix eyes were slightly shut as he contemplated things on top of the couch.
“Whoosh——” A cool wind poured in from outside of his hall, closely followed by one Bird Woman who had thrown herself inside. She rolled on top of the floor before crawling up again. “Your Majesty! Your Majesty!”
Being disturbed, the Devil God was both surprised and displeased. “Bird Woman.”
Tian Zhen threw herself forward and grabbed the hems of the black robe. “Your……Your Majesty!”
The Devil God gave an “un” and straightforwardly got up. “Daring to enter Qin Hall without permission and colliding against me, what matter has made you flustered?”
“I……I……” Tian Zhen’s snot and tears overflowed, “Little heavenly king is coming! Your Majesty, save me!”
“No matter, my son won’t harm you.”
“He wants my blood!”
“Give it to him.”
“……”
There were flowers and grass everywhere. How much blood does this old woman have to use as long term fertilizer? Tian Zhen was silent for a moment and then gazed at him aggrievedly. “But, it’s like this……Your Majesty, I like you!”
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Facing this abrupt confession, the handsome face didn’t look the slightest bit surprised.
As expected of the experienced ancestor level great god. Only relying on language wouldn’t cause an effect. Tian Zhen had no other choice but to steel her nerves. Her trembling claws clasped that slender and beautiful hand with fear and trepidation while she shed tears. “I’ve been in love with Your Majesty since a long time ago.”
“Is fuhuang well?” A respectful voice rang out from outside the hall.
As expected, the son was afraid of the father and didn’t dare to casually rush inside. Tian Zhen gazed at that pair of long and narrow phoenix eyes with anxious hope.
The Devil God raised an eye. “My son, come in.”
Right away after coming inside, he saw the awe-inspiring fuhuang Daren sitting on top of the couch and beside his feet kneeled a certain Bird Woman who was currently intimately clasping his hand. The little heavenly king was thoroughly shocked to a halt by this and sized up the two in doubt.
The Devil God spoke first, “My son.”
The little heavenly king came back to his senses and ran forwards. He kneeled down on one knee and saluted. “Paying respects to fuhuang.”
A young, handsome father and a clever, adorable son. What a harmonious and loving scene! Tian Zhen was endlessly envious.
The Devil God made an “un” to indicate that he were to stand up. “Didn’t return for many days. Reason.”
Lu Xiaocan didn’t answer. He pointed at Tian Zhen and asked a question in return, “Fuhuang, who is she?”
Tian Zhen hurriedly pulled the wide, black sleeve to cover herself.
The Devil God didn’t change the topic. “I am waiting for your explanation.”
Lu Xiaocan had no alternative but to reply truthfully, “I went to challenge Da Peng.”
The Devil God was pleased. “You once lost to him and still dare to go and challenge him first. You deserve praise for your courage!”
Tian Zhen repeatedly shook her head as she listened from behind the sleeve. Look, the son fights and the father is quite supportive of it. Just like this, a bad child is raised!
The Devil God asked, “You lose again?”
Lu Xiaocan proudly raised his small face. “I didn’t. I beat him!”
A strong wind passed and the small body flew out several meters. He tumbled to the doorway with blood flowing down from a corner of his mouth.
Too dangerous! There wasn’t even a sign of a change in attitude. Tian Zhen was frightened into rapidly casting aside the black sleeve and stealthily moving to the side.
“Your strength is not sufficient enough to defeat him,” The Devil God said strictly, “If I were to approve of you defeating him, it would not mean that I am permitting you to use these despicable methods!”
Lu Xiaocan crawled back up and kneeled again, not daring to open his mouth.
Tian Zhen looked towards the Devil God in disbelief.
Saying you’re smart, you’re still foolish! Arch-enemies PKing, the winner in the end was the elder and you still made them emphasize on what morals? Think back! Da Peng King wasn’t the least bit lenient towards your son. Now, your son secretly ran off to challenge him and came back alive with much difficulty, yet not only are you not praising Buddha and rejoicing, but you actually sent such a strong strike at him?
The Devil God’s residual anger had yet to disappear. He raised a hand. “Defeat Mu Mei-ji. This is the last chance that I will give you.”
Lu Xiaocan agreed in a low voice. “I’ll leave tomorrow.”
“Your Majesty, he’s still young.” Tian Zhen became a Holy Mother once again. Your son still has injuries. You’re ordering him to go fight with the Demon King? You don’t place your son’s life and safety in your heart at all!
“Losing to Da Peng was because he didn’t diligently cultivate, the same as you,” The Devil God lowered his eyebrows to express his discontent, “Incompetent Bird Woman!”
Tian Zhen was silent.
Devil God Daren was still accomplished in literature. One adjective from his mouth at a time. Shameless Bird Woman, Ignorant Bird Woman, Incompetent Bird Woman……
……Bird Woman, you just slowly fill in the blank question……
Lu Xiaocan withdrew and only two people remained within the hall. It was extremely quiet and the mood was a bit strange.
