Futuristic Gourmet’s Spoiled Marriage Chapter 84: Nourish the Yin and Nourish the Kidney
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Chapter 84: Nourish the Yin and Nourish the Kidney
One day has passed. Under the fighting will of the whole city, the overwhelming mountain of giant insects yesterday was almost wiped out, leaving only some sporadic Zergs hiding in corners.
That's right, the situation of the human race and the Zerg race has been completely reversed.
Usually, it would be the human hiding, but now it is the few surviving Zergs who are hiding!
The Zerg's fighting skill mainly relies on their endless appetite and their low-level wisdom. They need high-level Zerg to command them. However, just in one night, the larger and obvious Zergs above the B level have been captured and killed. The remaining C and D level crawlers and runners didn't have any of their superiors to control them with mental power. Without any commands, they could only dodge and hide.
Although they crawl fast, they can't fly, nor can they fight people in huge numbers. Even ordinary assistant therapists are not afraid of them anymore. As long as they are given a chance, those therapists will grab a bug's legs and push them into their space button with their mental power!
Soon, the patrolling army organized a team to hunt and catch the few runners and crawlers. This is because the Imperial Food Research Center issued an official letter saying that if the next Zerg wave does not come, they could only rely on artificial breeding if people want to eat Zerg meat in the future. In order to do artificial breeding, they need all the Zerg species!
Ling Yaoyao saw that the Zerg offensive was not strong enough in the afternoon, so she went to the food therapy research base of the Huanuo First Military Academy. Together with Old Cai and her seniors, she researched more Zerg delicacies and shared them on the Star Network.
The relatively low-level runners and crawlers have almost no impurities. So people do not need to get rid of impurities, and they can also be eaten as ordinary food. They just need to learn to use spices such as ginger, onion, garlic, and chili to remove the smell.
As for the omnivore higher-level Zergs, she recommended that they have to be cleaned of impurities because they have too much tyrannical energy and cannot be eaten directly.
Ling Yaoyao also instructed Fu Ying to immediately open a special window for cleaning impurities in Zerg meat at a high price. In addition, it also accepts the business of processing Zerg meat and cooking it into delicacies, with only a small extra fee on top of the cleaning fee. The price is determined according to the level of the Zerg.
The business of a food therapy shop immediately became super hot.
Other food therapy shops have followed suit. Although they may not be able to make Zerg meat very delicious, as long as they followed Ling Yaoyao's instructional video, it is basically not too bad. Food therapists in the Imperial Capital star have become very popular, especially compared to the original awkward situation of being on a cold bench before!
The more complicated ancient Chinese delicacies that Ling Yaoyao advocates have also become popular. After all, the dishes produced in this way are more colorful and flavorful!
Not only the food therapy shops are booming, but even the business of ordinary artificial restaurants is also getting better. Their business is mainly a large number of runners and crawlers. The deliciousness of Zerg meat can be said to awaken the Imperial Capital's foodies' soul completely!
Some people were even eager to follow Ling Yaoyao's teaching and cook themselves at home. Although most interstellar people have never cooked and are not doing well in the kitchen, after all, they cooked it by themselves. As long as they can be eaten, they will not dislike it. However, there are still many people who are talented in culinary skills and doing pretty well!
Suddenly, the greet words of the people of all the Imperial Capital Stars became, "Have you eaten Zerg meat today? How did you eat it?"
Then it was followed by a series of chats:
Haven't eaten yet? Hurry up and make an appointment! I know that there is a restaurant where the buzzers stew is very mellow and authentic—nourishing the yin and beauty! Girls should drink it!
[T/N: Yin is a symbol of the feminine side. Nourishing the yin will also mean nourishing female sexual function.]
Have you already eaten it? Share your experience! What tastes the best!
What, you cooked it yourself? Wow, you have to take a good photo! Even if it is dark cuisine, it is also good for self-deprecating talk. If it is done well, my God, then you will be very popular with your friends.
Grade-A furry caterpillars are ugly? Don't be disgusted with its appearance! The taste is pretty good, and I heard that it is more nourishing than sea cucumber. Anti-fatigue, anti-aging, nourishing kidney, and has a great effect on strengthening the yang! Any man must not miss it!
[T/N: Yang is a symbol of the masculine side. So... (cough cough) I'm sure you know what it means.]
When the buildings destroyed by the Zergs was repaired and rebuilt, the people of the Emperor Capital Star have figured out how to deal with various levels of Zerg meat and how to eat it best!
The B-level and above are sold to therapeutic shops or asked food therapists to help with processing. C-level and D-level ones are more cost-effective to eat by themselves, but they are more delicious in restaurants.
When Ling Yaoyao got the test report on the effect of Class A furry caterpillars, she was shocked. She immediately threw all the furry caterpillars in her space button to her food therapy shop.
After Ling Xuan knew about this, he complained very vaguely when he returned home, "I want to taste the furry caterpillars. Do I have to go to your food therapy shop?"
Ling Yaoyao's face burst into red all at once. She became angry and said, "What are you doing with that? Do you really need it, huh?"
Ling Xuan raised his eyebrows. "...I just want to taste it. Why do you think I need to supplement it? It's you who must drink more buzzers soup in the future."
Ling Yaoyao: "..."
However, in terms of physique, Ling Xuan has SS plus grade, while she is only B grade... their gap is not just a little bit.
'Oh my god, why a good Zerg actually has such a dirty effect!'
From now on, Ling Yaoyao can hardly look at those buzzers and furry caterpillars directly!
The SS-level giant shelled insect is equivalent to the sixth-level alien animal meat. The identified effects are nourishing the yin and nourishing the kidney, softening the liver and blood, dispelling fire and improving eyesight, prolonging life, and strengthening the body. It is very suitable for people with mental disabilities and mental breakdowns. In addition, when eaten by patients with genetic diseases, it is even very helpful to promote the advancement of physical fitness.
The tonic effect is actually better than buzzers and furry caterpillars. It is suitable for both men and women.
Ling Xuan finally killed one, and he would never take it out for outsiders. He must keep it for his family.
Fortunately, six SS-class giant shelled insects attacked the Imperial Capital Star this time. Other powerful people would not just stare at the Ling family.
Tomorrow happens to be the weekend.
Early the next morning, Ling Yaoyao brought Mr. Cai back to the Ling family's house for dinner. She also asked Wei Yuan and Qiao Mingyao to invite the two elders of the Wei family.
The main purpose of this dinner is to taste a feast of various Zerg meat, especially the very rare SS-class giant shelled insects.
After the shell was taken off, the SS-class giant insect was a full ten meters high. It is as big as a basketball court and has six heads. It was enough for the two families to eat for a long time. Ling Yaoyao hoped that when this giant shelled insect was finished, the several elders of the Ling and Wei family would be better mentally and physically.
Although Ling Yaoyao's mental power level is sufficient, her skill is still slightly lacking in processing high-level ingredients. She has to ask her master, Old Cai, to help her deal with it.
Mr. Cai was very happy about this and did not ask for any processing fees. It was enough to let him join the lunch for free.
Erbai and 012 were also sharing their experience of eating Zerg meat on the speeding car.
Because of eating enough Zerg meat, the baby blood vine formally advanced to level five last night. Its body has grown to a height of five meters, but it still likes to change back to a half-meter look, which is convenient for being cute and coquettish.
Erbai said, "I like winged Zerg meat the most. It has a fishy smell but more chewy than fish."
The baby blood vine ate winged Zerg meat very often lately. No matter how delicious it is, it makes 012 want to vomit. It smashed a few sharp mouthparts on its vines and said, "It's better to eat the runners and crawlers, especially if it's spicy."
Erbai complained, "You have such a good host. What ingredients won't taste good in her hands? Well, my shit shoveling officer has also made great progress in cooking recently."
012 grieved and said, "Unfortunately, my master doesn't like furry caterpillars. She doesn't allow me to eat them, saying that I'm still a baby."
Erbai said sympathetically, "It's true... you are a hermaphrodite plant, and you don't have kidneys. It's a waste to eat it."
012 was confused, "Huh? What does this have to do with gender..."
Erbai is a social cat who can understand human words. It began to discuss the common sense of human men and women with 012, the curious baby as pure as white paper.
It's a pity that the hermaphrodite, fully self-reproducing, 012 still doesn't understand it. It could only draw a vague conclusion. 'No wonder that every time my owner meets her owner, she doesn't care about me anymore. She cares more about males than her spoiled pet. It turns out that it's all because "opposites sex attract each other." Ah!'
Fortunately, Ling Yaoyao didn't understand Erbai's cat language and didn't pay attention to what they were muttering. Otherwise, she would be so angry that she would ravage Erbai's fur.
Ling Xuan has something to do in the military department and won't be able to come back until lunch.
When Ling Xuan arrived home just before the meal, he found Grandma Wei was holding Ling Yaoyao's hand and chatting, "My granddaughter is so beautiful and capable. I don't know what kind of young guy can be worthy of you in the future!"
Ling Yaoyao coughed awkwardly, "Grandma, I'm still young. Don't need to consider this issue for now!"
Ling Xuan, who just walked in, said lightly, "It's time to think about it. My mother met Dad when she was 18 years old."
Wei Yuan and Qiao Mingyao glanced at each other. They knew what Ling Xuan meant very well. Their eyes looked at Ling Xuan very upset.
However, today they are all guests who came to the Ling family to freeload the SS-class giant shelled insects which was killed by Ling Xuan alone. They can only hold back even though they feel uncomfortable.
According to Ling Yaoyao's instructions, neither Wei Yuan nor Qiao Mingyao told the elders of the Wei family about Ling Xuan and Ling Yaoyao. They could only look at Ling Xuan, who has always been tall, cold, and handsome, talking to Grandpa and Grandma Wei. He talked to them very well, with a mouthful of "grandpa" and "grandma," saying that Yaoyao's grandparents are also his grandparents.
Grandpa Wei and Grandma Wei were totally unaware of Ling Xuan's wolf ambition. However, they had a very good impression of him. Then when they looked at their own grandsons, their eyes were full of disgust.
Wei Yuan and Qiao Mingyao were bitter. They looked at Ling Yaoyao with sad eyes.
Ling Yaoyao looked at Ling Xuan, who was full of praise, making Grandpa Wei and Grandma Wei wished that he was their grandson. Her heart was also beating very hard. She felt that maybe the family resistance that she had been worried about... maybe didn't even exist?
She secretly pinched Ling Xuan's waist and motioned him not to go too far!
Who knows, Grandpa Ling's sharp eyes caught her movement. He looked at Ling Xuan and Ling Yaoyao meaningfully. "The relationship between you, brother and sister, is getting better and better!"
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