Fix Smile Order Chapter 7
Translated by Pure
Edited by cookiecrunch
Chapter 7: Miao Miao Sheng is a Girl
"You’re Miao Miao Sheng?" Tang Tianyuan gave her a disdainful look, "Grow a beard first, then pretend to be Miao Miao Sheng."
"..."
Tan Lingyin was confused, "Why does Miao Miao Sheng have to grow a beard?"
"Because..." Tang Tianyuan choked. He felt embarrassed to say that the Miao Miao Sheng he had imagined was a wretched old man with a beard, so he bent his index finger to cover the corners of his lips and said, "Miao Miao Sheng should at least be a man."
"Stupid idiot." Tan Lingyin shook her fingers and sighed.
This was fresh. He, Tang Tianyuan, a famous talent, who placed third in the Hanlin imperial examination, but somehow was being called a stupid idiot. Tang Tianyuan snorted coldly but remained silent.
Tan Lingyin asked, "Let me ask you, what do you get when you break up the word 'Miao(妙)'?"
"Young(少) girl(女)?"
"That's right," Tan Lingyin snapped her fingers and pointed back at herself, "So, Miao Miao Sheng is actually a girl."
"...Even if Miao Miao Sheng was a young girl, you are not a young girl," Tang Tianyuan glanced at her with a look of disgust, "big sis."
Tan Lingyin knew that he was deliberately angering her, but she didn’t get angry. She nodded with a smile, "Since you are willing to recognize yourself as my little brother, I will naturally not refuse."
Tang Tianyuan was not good at arguing with others, so he maintained a cold expression, "I will ask you one last time, where is Miao Miao Sheng?"
"Since you admire Miao Miao Sheng so much, then you must have bought the book she wrote and printed, right?"
"Cough... I've seen it."
"So, can you recognize Miao Miao Sheng's seal?" Tan Lingyin said, took out a thumb-sized seal and threw it to Tang Tianyuan.
Tang Tianyuan caught it, took it in his hand and looked at it carefully. The more he looked, the more surprised he became. This seal was indeed Miao Miao Sheng’s.
Narrowing his eyes, his expression became colder, "Are you really Miao Miao Sheng?"
Tan Lingyin was still immersed in the desperation of being admired by the magistrate. She didn't notice the change in his mood and nodded earnestly, "If you don't believe it, I can write some words for you."
"No need." Tang Tianyuan suddenly put both hands on Tan Lingyin's front lapel and lifted her feet off the ground. His face was extremely fierce, shocking the other three people at the scene.
Tan Lingyin was within the frontal attack range of this fierce aura, and the distance between them was very close. The tip of her nose almost touched the tip of his nose, and she saw that his eyes seemed to be burning with anger, as if he wanted to incinerate her. This must be the legendary hatred birthed from too much love? Now she could say she had finally experienced it. Tan Lingyin didn't know whether to be proud or afraid.
"You, you, don't get excited," she stammered, "I know you admire me very much..."
"I admire your grandpa!" The usually well-mannered gongzi exploded and cussed out.
"Why are you like this?" Tan Lingyin felt that he was being unreasonable. His idol was in his presence, couldn’t he watch his words? Moreover, being lifted by him made her clothes cling tightly to her body, making it difficult for her to breathe.
Helpless, Tan Lingyin had no choice but to shout, "Help! Sexual assault!"
This move was very effective as Tang Tianyuan immediately put her down. He took out his handkerchief and wiped his hands. He then looked back at Tan Lingyin with disgust, he sneered, "Sexual assault, you? Am I blind or stupid?"
The two bailiffs couldn't listen any longer. Why so rude? Let the girl have some face. Besides, the girl was very beautiful. What did the County Magistrate dislike about her?
With one hand on her hip and the other patting her chest, Tan Lingyin coughed a few times to catch her breath. She felt that she might have encountered a pervert today.
"Miao Miao Sheng, we need to talk."
Tan Lingyin felt that no matter what he wanted to talk about, she had to ensure her personal safety first, so she hugged the door frame again, "Okay, sir, let's talk here. Just say whatever you need." There are two more people here—the kind-hearted bailiffs. With their presence, this horny pervert shouldn’t be able to do anything to her here.
Tang Tianyuan asked bluntly, "I heard that you wanted to write a boys’ love novel?"
"Hehe, so you want to read it, huh?"
"Don’t talk nonsense."
"You don't have to worry, I understand," Tan Lingyin reached out to pat him on the shoulder, but he avoided her, so she retracted her hand nonchalantly and smiled, "There are a lot of people who want me to write boys’ love novels, but I didn't plan to write them. But if you are begging me so sincerely, my lord, I will reluctantly wuuuuuuu…!?"
Because she was talking too fast, Tang Tianyuan didn't have time to stop her, so he covered her mouth in a hurry. He gritted his teeth and said, "I just want to tell you, please don't write boys' love novels."
Tan Lingyin blinked, no one had made such a request to her before.
"Otherwise, I will make your life worse than death." Tang Tianyuan took out a powerful threat.
Tan Lingyin blinked again, she wouldn’t write it, ok? She didn’t plan on writing it anyways.
Tang Tianyuan put down his hand, "Do you agree?"
Tan Lingyin thought for a while, why not take the opportunity to gain some benefits, so she said, "I have a condition."
"Say it."
"I want to be the head commissioner."
"……Okay."
Tan Ling jumped three feet high, "Thank you, my lord! I'm going to move my things right away!"
"Move…your things?"
"Yeah! Don't I have to live in the county office?"
Tang Tianyuan hurriedly stopped her, "No need, don’t trouble yourself. It's the same wherever you live."
"No trouble, no trouble, I'll move in today."
Tang Tianyuan had no choice but to pull his face down, "You’re not allowed."
"Why?" Tan Lingyin was a little aggrieved.
When the two bailiffs saw this, they were also upset for Tan Lingyin, and looked at the county magistrate condemningly.
"Forget it, you can do whatever you want." Putting Miao Miao Sheng under his nose could also be convenient for monitoring to prevent her from writing random things. This was an advantage. Tang Tianyuan thought feebly.